Olly Alexander [2]


When he was chosen to represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest, young Olly promised (perhaps that should be threatened) to do so ‘ in the gayest way possible’.

Having seen his performance, I have to say that he did his very best; prancing around with a group of half naked young men who spent their time grinding and rubbing up against each other, on a set aptly resembling a seedy public toilet. Add to the fact that it was a shit song to start with, and you’ve got a perfect recipe for failure.

Presenter Nana Akua dubbed the performance ‘lewd and embarrassing’, which pretty much sums it up as far as I’m concerned. The public seemed to agree, awarding this career-wrecking performance a total of… how many votes? Go on, have a guess…

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

68 thoughts on “Olly Alexander [2]

  1. His mam and dad must be ashamed of him?
    Swanning about in a bra.

    And the social stigmata of having a kid who is a Eurovision entrant.

    I find that camp shit boring.
    It’s a affectation.
    Put on

    ” Yooohooo honky tonk!!”

    Drop dead.

  2. The performance was an accurate portrayal of lunchtime at Broadcasting House. Well done, BBC.

    Good morning. everyone.

  3. ‘Lewd and embarrassing’ is putting it mildly. I’d call it a foul, stomach-churning celebration of cottaging.

    It’s almost as if you can smell the shit and stale urine.

    • I thought that was an exaggeration, then clicked the link.

      It really is a scene from some grubby public toilet, perhaps at Brighton train terminus.

      All that’s missing is Sam Smith in a bra and heels.

  4. He’s an odious little runt that exists in a sycophantic bubble within The BBC.

    • A runt
      a quare
      a nancy
      a mincer
      a f@ggut
      a bender
      a bummer
      a prancing jessy
      a poofter
      a whoopsie
      an AIDS monkey
      A Mr Wint looking for Mr Kidd

      I’m normally pretty tolerant of the heemasexes, but i find those professionally quare, camp cunts fucking nauseating.

  5. I’ve avoided the Eurovision since the days of Sandie Shaw and Lulu. I wish I hadn’t followed the link, once there I was mesmerised by the ghastly vision. The precise dictionary definition of the word vile. I think I’ll skip breakfast today. If I was his father I would slot him and plead mental elf.

  6. Nana Akua is brilliant. And pretty damned fit too.
    Blacks should aspire to be like her.

  7. It must be nice when your hobby is also your job.
    💦Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞

  8. The only way they can top the sickening poọfery of this year is by actually bumming on stage next year.

  9. ……Who let all of this riff raff into the room
    There’s one smoking a joint and another with spots
    If had my way I’d have all of them shot………
    ‘The Wall’

  10. I always preferred the old euro contest..

    Armies in armour on horses doing battle,or huge formations in brightly coloured uniforms, blowing each other to bits with cannons..

    No points, just huge sums of money paid for ransom..

    On every year, always in different countries..

    Now with just have fàggòts prancing around, after raiding their mums underwear draw..

    Time for a heavy horse charge..

  11. Totally OT thank goodness, but while I think of it, Happy birthday Jack. All the best people have birthdays in May.

  12. Remind me again. Was it “Shit or Haircut” performing “Arse from the Elbow.” Or vice versa ?

  13. It’s about time this shit fest was kicked into touch.

    Prancing about to synthesised rubbish, looking like the kind of people your mother used to warn you about!

    Stomach churning doesn’t come close to describing that performance.

    • Bang on.

      The Eurovision Song Contest is so past its sell by date that it’s ridiculous.

      It’s a major embarrassment, it’s so bad.

      Morning all.

  14. The filthy little catamite looks proud to be infested with monkey pox and is looking to spread it around public conveniences up and down the UK.

    That’s what I took away from its Eurovision performance.

    Didn’t we used to drown these things at birth?

    • Olly is a accomplished musician and a multi instrumentalist.

      He’s proficient on

      Pink oboe
      Blue veined skin flute
      Brown trombone
      Foreskin trumpet
      And shaven maracas.

      He’s a one man Orchestra.
      (Manoeuvres in the dark)

  15. It’s just as well that he is a bender.

    No woman would ever want to shag him, the ugly fucker.

  16. Even The Guardian joked about this mincer being on retainer at the beeb. They’re keen to have him promoting the bum sex at every opportunity, regardless of audience or time of day. If it ain’t black, it’s quare, or wimmin.

    The original title for the Eurovision song was ‘Mincing’

    The truth is the people keeping the BBC cunts are not young gays and black queens, but okd white 60-somethings. Until they csn tear themselves away from the idiot lantern, there is no threat to the BBC’s continued existence. All the old people who pay the licence fee for the odd bit of entertainment like strictly and the endless antiques programmes are funding sll the other woke wank.

  17. I do not watch such fággőtry.

    However,in the name of public health,I recommend immediate Oven.

    Good morning.

  18. The cunt that won describes himself as non binary. I literally have no idea what that means other than ‘cunt’

    • In which case make sure the cunt doesn’t use any public toilets, they’re only for males and females.

  19. Here’s “SHIT OFF A SHOVEL” with “RHYME OR REASON” or is it the other way round ?

  20. The fudgepacking cunt looks right at home in some grubby public toilet.

    A case of shock trumping talent. A brown-hatting, talent free zone. When will the UK Eurovision promoters learn.

    I yearn for those wholesome days of yesteryear where genuine talent represented us.

    Not Olly the fucking grolly.

  21. How the fuck does this filth get pass the censers what next beastiality with a bit of necrophilia or a couple of monopod fucking lesbians eating each other out

  22. Eurovision is a fucking load of old wank in itself but what fucked up selection process chooses THAT to represent our country

  23. This degenerate is just the tip of the iceberg of immorality that has built up over the last 60 years.
    The West is in The Last Days of Rome.

  24. What makes me laugh about degenerate cunts like Olly here, is they are always so quick to jump on the wokey cokey Britain hating self loathing bandwagon.

    “Ooooh the union flag is like soooo divisive isn’t it ooooooh you know”

    “Britain is like sooooo racist and homophobic”

    Said whilst wearing a union jack bra on British telly, whilst being a fucking man, without a hint of irony.

    Tell you what Olly, go and wear your bra and knickers and mince around in down town Lahore and see just how homophobic and divisive they are compared to the British public.

    You fucking thick little whiny voiced arse bandit.

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