Long overdue, but I’m going to cunt the naivety/gullibility of your average Yank.
Having recently moved from somewhere with a Scouse postcode (which is about as crime-ridden as you can get) and relocated to Plymouth (another lowlife-infested-shithole) we naturally take precautions such as locking all our windows and doors and garaging the car and not venturing out in the hours of darkness.
My wife watches all these true crime programmes and can’t believe how thick their average victim of crime can possibly be.
Bear in mind that their society is riddled with obese bearded shorts-wearing comic book readers who have never seen a real pussy on the one hand, and overpopulated with dark-key serial rapist-sodomy-obsessed-psychopathic mass murderers we can’t believe how blinkered they are.
Whenever a girl gets abducted,raped,strangled,beheaded their response is “how can this happen? We live in such a safe neighborhood (their spelling, not mine)
Imagine this scenario; high school heartthrob Tiffany decides to go out alone at 10pm on her bike to hang out with her under-achieving pals at the mall.she thinks nothing of going out with the shortest possible pair of denim “Daisy Dukes” causing a wedgie not up her ass but her pussy as well.
She doesn’t notice Cleetus sitting in his rusty old pickup truck swigging from a bottle of cheap bourbon wrapped in a brown paper bag wanking away to an old spunk-stained copy of “b@r3ly L3g@l …. etc
Two days later her distraught family ….etc…
How predictably tragic .
No wonder there are so many police out there.
Nominated by: cuntator
Er…eh?
What a peculiar and directionless cunting!
Was it written by AI?
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Although clued-up on the names of heart-throbs called ‘Tiffany’ (formerly Geoff).
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Unfortunately a young girl does not have to dress provocatively to attract the attention of fucking nutters.
There are lunatics everywhere and I really don’t see how any girl can be blamed in any way for getting raped or murdered.
Take suitable precautions?
Where does that stop?
Perhaps by getting girls to wear a hijab.
It’s not like any rapes occur in the countries where they cover themselves from head to foot.
Blame the nutters and the weak justice system, but don’t blame the girls.
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Anyone can be a victim of crime but sadly some more so by just not seeing the signs
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I really don’t know what the point of this nom is.
A girl dresses in what the writer considers to be inappropriate and therefore she holds some of the blame if she gets raped?
I don’t know the figures, obviously, but I am willing to bet that the vast majority of girl victims of rape and murder are just normal girls, dressed conservatively and going about their day to day business.
How about (another) nom.
The police who cannot maintain safety on the streets because they are either in the local kebab shop or looking over hundreds of hours of CCTV of crimes that have already been committed.
The social workers who are more concerned about the perpetrators mental health.
The shyster lawyers that get rapist off their charges because of technicalities.
The judges handing out light sentences.
The parole system that quickly puts these people back on the streets.
But no, fuck all them.
The girl was asking for it.
Ridiculous.
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No – neither do I
I think you have hit every nail on the head with your alternative nom Artful.
However, I did crack a laugh at the scenario painted of Cleetus …
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The only naivety is on our so called leaders.
Who think you can create a perfect society by mixing different races and religions together..
And pretty much hoping for the best..
Trust me it doesn’t work..
But lucky enough the victims are usually little insignificant people, so never mind..
So the weak, naive cunts in charge will keep pushing it on us.
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I often wear denim ‘daisy duke’ shorts and a low cut top and walk through the dark alleyways of my town
Nowt.
Not so much as a wolf whistle.
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You are Rylan Clark and I claim my free ticket to next weekend’s Eurovision.
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You didn’t have a conjoined twin Miserable.
It would have been like a pigeon on a Monster Munch if you had.
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MNC@. Move to Brighton šŗš
Fill yer boots.
All right pal ? š
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Morning Jackš
Yeah ticketyboo thanks pal!
Hope you and Ethel are thriving?
Hey had a fuckin nightmare on Tuesday.
Had a small job on,
Left the dog with the missus at home,
Did job and driving my labourer home, my phone rings.
Assumed it was a customer.
Didn’t answer as driving.
It rings again and I pulled over.
” Think I’ve just seen your dog near the church”
Can’t be she’s at home watched over by the missus.
I phoned the missus.
MNC ” Dogs with you isn’t she?”
MM ” yeah”
MNC ” in view?”
MM long pause…” I can’t find her! She’s got out!”
Starts crying.
I got home and walked over the playing fields,
Dropped down into the woods.
Shouting the dogs name.
Some builders working on a cottage had seen her heading deeper into the woods.
I was just asking a old lady with a little dog when my dog appears out the woods.
Covered in mud and pissed wet through from playing in the stream!
How she didn’t get hit by a car or in a fight , fuck knows.
I almost had a heart attack Jackā¹ļø
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I bet she had a whale of a time !
Hehehehehe š
Frolicking free, without Dad.
All’s well that ends well š
I wouldn’t lock Mrs. MNC in the cellar without food and drink for too long.
These things happen.
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Missus said when I was home with the exhausted dog
” I thought if anything happened to the dog you’d never forgive me…”
MNC ” no luv I would…”
I’d of waited till we were near a ledge or waterfall Jackš
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It’s not wise to assume forgiveness means no consequences.
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Like I said the other day when seeing the front page of some lefty rag that said the far right was grooming child sexual exploitation survivors to stir up hate against Muzziesā¦
The nom should be targeted at hand wringing lefty cunts who not only engage in any and every contortion to blame āthe far rightā for everything, but who defend the actual perpetrators and turn the ray-pists into the victims.
Look at Rotherham, look at Rochdale. Gangs of peacefuls allowed to get away with predating on young white girls because, guess what, itās encoded into their cultural DNA to treat women and girls like pieces of meat and no oneās explained to them we donāt behave like that in this country; in fact, the girls DID get blamed in that instance, victims, as they were, of a system infected by leftist identity politics which allowed these diseased pieces of shit to get away with it with the blessing of the police – who were too afraid of being accused of being racists to take action over teenage girls being sodomised by laughing gangs of filthy Parkies.
Then we had fifty people killed – mostly children – at Manchester Arena because security guards had identified the suspect acting suspiciously but refused to tackle him because they were more worried about being disciplined for racist conduct, than potentially stopping mass murder of innocent children taking place.
In any civilised country, free of the absolute moral evil of leftist identarianism, this problem would have been stopped at the source by closing our borders, and forcing those camel jockeys we already had here to either fully assimilate or find themselves swinging from a rope.
Morning all.
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Following the rule of not cunting cunters…..
Anyone that sees a girl dressed in what they think is inappropriate clothes and looks at them as a potential rape of murder victim needs professional help.
Anyone who writes about their wierd fantasies and expects any sort of approval from the readers needs to get that help double fucking quick.
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Youāve clearly not understood the nom.
The fact is that a lot of American men do think that itās acceptable to behave in in this way.
I certainly wasnāt airing some weird sexual fantasy, (perhaps you doth protest too much) but was just giving examples of extreme stereotypes when portraying victim and perpetrator.
Funny how members of the ISAC ācliqueā can write bizarre sexual and or misogynistic comments and people think itās hilarious.
How many times have I read posts about wanting to do a woman āup the wrong-unā ?
I couldnāt give a fuck about whether the likes of you give your approval.
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This is supposed to be a humour site, a relief valve for the shittery of being a native Brit living in the worthless craphole that this country has become.
Perhaps you ought not be so serious?
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It often is Thomas that said sometimes things that are serious are also cunts
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As it happens I look forward to reading the very humorous posts on here. Yours in particular are particularly visually creative (the pervier the better !) and MNC is great at expressing my sentiments succinctly.I donāt know whether it was because my simpering lefty English teacher at my local comp who wore leather elbow patches and carried his kid in a chest sling or because the head of department was an enthusiastic member of the āorder of the lifter of the shirtā but I ended up with appalling O- level results, ie. a grade 5 in English Language, and a grade 6āin Shiterature .
Thank fuck that I chose proper sciency subjects and none of this āwhat did the poet think when he wrote this ā bollocks.
As far as Iām concerned the cunt was probably thinking ā fuck this clouds and daffodil nonsense, Iām going down the pub to get utterly wankered then Iāll go back home to invite my beloved spouse to sit on my faceā
Who knows? You werenāt there.
Suggesting that I have āweirdā fantasies and that I need professional help spoils the fun for everyone.
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Well I got where you were coming from.
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I have weird fantasies and need professional help.
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Moderator not happy this morning.
Iāll try and summarise:
Rochdale
Rotherham
Manchester Arena
The worst and most abhorrent offences against children not only taking place, but with the blessing of a system that makes the perpetrators the victims and the victims the crims. In all of the above cases action was not taken because authorities were too worried about being accused of being ray-cists; leading to the immolation of scores of innocents children in Manchester Arena.
The real cunts – and wicked ones at that – are the left identity politics pedlars that have created the conditions for backward savages to thrive at the expense of our native population. And with a labour government in waiting the situation is only going to get a whole lot worseā¦
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Exactly.We will be in the cesspool soon when Kweer and his goons are in charge.We are doomed ā¹ļø.
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“Lessons will be learnt” etc etc.Same old same old.Retards.
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That’s the problem. They’ve had this mantra going for decades. So when are the cunts actually going to learn these fucking lessons?
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It’s gone from mantra to insult, as if brushing the issue aside.
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It should be noted that imported ragheads,especially the afghan,have particularly Stone Age attitudes towards women.
No country should have to put up with them,they are a vile sub species.
I wonder if the yanks have any of the creatures?
https://nypost.com/2024/04/12/us-news/afghan-migrant-on-terror-watchlist-free-in-us-after-release-by-border-patrol-immigration-judge/
Oh dear,how naive of them.
Good morning
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Oh dear
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgy18pee49o
Was it an aborigine?
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He posted a $12,000 bond…it seems the U.S have the same wet fart bleeding heart traitors who no doubt fundraised the money as we do.
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https://i.postimg.cc/rFLbGBMW/csqcx34ojl821.jpg
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Er…..WTF?
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This nom?
I sort of get it.
Sometimes on these true crime things, you see where the victim fucked up.
Naivety, being too trusting, whatever.
That weird cunt Ted Bundy used to have his arm in a sling and pretend to be struggling,
Lull his victims into a false sense of security.
He played on their willingness to help someone injured.
Dunno if anyone has seen ” Baby. Reindeer ‘?
A true story about a fat female serial stalker.
The bloke was a bar man and took pity on some fat bird crying in the pub.
Gave her a free cup of tea.
She repaid him by years of abuse.
Never feel sorry for people or help them .
They’re bound to be mental.
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Or Jeffrey Dahmer.
Get picked up for some casual bumming by a weirdo loner in a bar and end up with your cock in his fridge.
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Elder says it’s absolutely fantastic, best program she’s seen for ages, Mis.
Did you know that the bloke playing the lead actually is the man who the phsycotic nutter stalked?
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Morning JPš
It was good.
Acted well by the fat lady.
But the bloke who got stalked was a bit odd himself.
Sleeping with trannies and stuff.
Worth a watch.
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As Judge Judy always says,
“No good deed goes unpunished.”
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Ps
I like the description in the nom of the average American.
Fat comicbook guy.š
Nailed it! Hehehe
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Thanks.
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Many Americans if not all are over achievers with extremely high IQs. I’m sorry, that should be many if not all serail killers are over achievers with extremely high IQs. But that also means that many Americans fall into the same brackets as most serial killers are Americans. This may be partly due to ready availability of firearms, massive staple guns and plastic sheeting.
On the other hand mass killers tend to be young, spotty, low IQ losers who also have a fascination with guns but wouldn’t know what to do with the staple gun and plastic sheeting. Most mass killers are also Americans.
The most remarkable thing is that some Americans are neither serial killers nor mass killers.
Good morning, everyone.
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Can you supply a Venn diagram of the above please, 20000CUTS?
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No, but there is always this, Sam…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04qPdGNA_KM
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I like true crime stuff,
The best one I ever saw is called ‘ Murder Mountain ”
It’s still on Netflix.
About California legalising cannabis in Humboldt county and the disappearance of a young bloke.
Fuckin fascinating!!
Every organised crime gang wanted a piece of the action and the hippy dream turned into the wild west.
The young lad was found partially buried on a weed farm.
The locals avenged him.
True story and the participants are all interviewed.
Chilling.
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Eeuuergghh…bloody cannabis users, eh MNC?!
It should be illegal…šæ
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Yes Thomas ,
Bloody druggies like you and Harry Hewitt have destroyed the American dream.
Humboldt county weed has more equity in its brand name than Coca cola!
Started by a few hippies on a commune,
Now a billion dollar industry.
The liberal hip Californian cunts thought
” If we legalise it’ll be so mellow maaaan”
It caused a free for all with
Mexican cartels
Hells Angels
Russian mafia
Cosa nostra
Guns and bodies everywhere.
Watch it mate,
Best documentary I’ve ever seenš
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Why people need to buy it in California is beyond me. You can grow 2 plants legally and in that level of sunshine, they’d be enormous, enough to last you for years unless you were from the Happy Mondays.
People should never buy drugs off criminals. Just grow their own…it grows..well, like a weed.
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I don’t understand why this nomination is targeted at Americans. The thrust of this cunting could just as easily apply to the UK and Canada.
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Most true crime shows are US made?
So you see more of US crime?
Dunno.
Canadian serial killers would ask for your pronouns first and if you identify as a ethnic minority.
” Are you allergic to maple syrup hey?”
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Nutjobs the world over….admittedly the yanks seem to have a good record in this department (dad was one) š….. I’m coming for ya, yeeeee haaaaaw šŗ ….šŗšø God dang it ma,I gotta that pain again š¤Æ
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I understand the nom, but it’s not just a Yank thing.
And the same rule applies to both men and women.
There’s places I wouldn’t walk after dark, some even in the day.
As for showing your arse or anything else.
Have a bit of self respect.
Use common sense.
Good morning.
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This is quite complex and difficult.
Men get beaten up and occasionally raped.
Women get raped and occasionally beaten up.
Property gets stolen.
Nothing you can do about it if someone/several people are seriously determined to get you. Obviously these people are total cunts.
However, applying some common sense can protect you from the more casual cunt, by taking sensible measures, meaning they’re more likely to attack someone else rather than you.
Our house has CCTV and a decent alarm, plus secure windows. Next door doesn’t and they leave their stuff in vehicles on the drive.
Doesn’t mean we won’t get burgled, but it makes it less likely.
Oh, and the country is safer now than it ever has been; it’d be even safer if we stopped importing fresh cunts to supplement our home-grown ones.
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Because the crim cunts are so fat and lazy, robbing is too much trouble good old gov drops money into your account every week.
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As my long gone uncle used to say ābest underarm protection .45 acp in a shoulder holster)
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āImagine this scenario; high school heartthrob Tiffany decides to go out alone at 10pm on her bike to hang out with her under-achieving pals at the mall.she thinks nothing of going out with the shortest possible pair of denim āDaisy Dukesā causing a wedgie not up her ass but her pussy as well.ā
God bless America
Meanwhile in Bolton Fatima drops her veil 5 cms and exposes the bridge of her nose causing her father and brother to break into a wanking frenzy.
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āImagine this scenario; high school heartthrob Tiffany decides to go out alone at 10pm on her bike to hang out with her under-achieving pals at the mall. she thinks nothing of going out with the shortest possible pair of denim āDaisy Dukesā causing a wedgie not up her ass but her pussy as well.ā
Sounds like a bad mid 90s horror film like the one with the Hook handed man.
As I read this, I thought the general thrust (ooh er) of this nom was people not being aware of their surroundings and being too trusting.
Not just an American thing. Happens all over the world.
There’s also that mentality of it’ll never happen to me….until it does.
I look forward to the inevitable future true crime documentary about a rogue 50 something British Man called ‘Thomas’ who goes to California and commits wicked deeds. Disarming innocent people with his West Country accent and lulling them into a false sense of security with his pink jeans.
The evil that men do eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6JpxDebokM
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The Yanks are continuously having to work on ways of keeping their population down, especially since those politicians in robes have decided it’s in everybody’s interest to make abortion illegal.
Tried and trusted ways of making it easier for them to kill each other include the lawful purchase and ownership of guns. And if a house should get broken into, and the ‘home invader’ has forgotten to take a gun with him, he will always be able to find a wooden knife block in the kitchen conveniently left there by the occupants so that he has the means to stab them all to death.
Yes there a lot of stupid bastards in America and in six months’ time we’re going to find out exactly how many.
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