This ginger beardy virtue signalling cunt name of Russ Cook has run a thousand odd miles across Africa – well up the coast South Africa to Tunisia anyway and with a large team of supporters. For why? For Charidee apparently and to get his ginger beardness all over telly. To make it worse his shade of ginger is the same as Prince Harry’s and other dodgy royals going back at least to Henry VIII. To make it worse than that the cunt ties off the bottom of his beard with a hair band and runs like that. Further inflates the negative by calling himself the “Hardest Geezer” on social media and sports tatty tattoos. What’s not to like?
What is the statement Mr Cook is making apart from a celebration of cuntishness and why Africa? A bit late to find Dr Livingstone, he was napped by Stanley. Bringing the agony of Africa to the World stage? Rwanda and the other eternal tribal battlefields of Africa seem to have been bypassed en-route. You need a few daring brushes with misadventure to make a good story though and his PR machine has, thus far, fed us the following:
Robbed at gunpoint in Angola of Passport/Mobile etc (could have stayed at home for that and minimised his carbon footprint)
Went missing in the Congo for several days (accounts vary) until ransom paid to the indigenous population
So after 350 days that is it really until the doc/film/book/news article tie-in emerges. For those curious about which Charidees are the beneficiaries of his endeavours number one is running and number two involves the Refugees from the last and rather nasty Shaharan War.. See here and avail yourself of the opportunity to donate if so inclined:
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.
While ginger woman can be sexy and attractive,
Your goosed if a ginger bloke.
People will despise you
Laugh at you behind your freckled pale back
And you can never be a stripper.
Woman want you to put your clothes back on.
Only 2 men have got away with being ginger.
Winston Churchill 🇬🇧
Arthur Lowe🇬🇧
Both the best of British
With testicles like tangerines
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My least favourite ginger is yank funny man Ronald McDonald.
Hate that creepy fiddling cunt
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Russell ties his beard at the bottom too, maybe a few braids?
Is this a no-no in the beard community?
If you are a Viking raiding an Anglo-Saxon village and feeling a bit rapey then fine, but not running around Africa for fucking charity.
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Ronald was axed from McDonalds branding back in the noughties when the chain decided to target young adults.
He did a good job in The Dark Knight, though. Won an Oscar.
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Yes it’s deeply frowned upon LL.
Although if using a drill or power tools I’ll sometimes tuck mine in my t-shirt or tie it up.
Looking girly isn’t as embarrassing as having the fire brigade cut a drill out of my beard 😄
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Fuck you, Klopp. How’s that quadruple working out for you now?
Utter cunt.
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I bet he was the ‘hardest wheezer’ most days.
I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on a fucking refugee let alone run for nearly a year in aid of a charity helping them.
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It means the black tribes aren’t as stupid as you think, when allowing a rusty bollocks anagram of their true selves to run the length of Africa without potting him.
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I’m always lead to believe that records of stamina are only broken without a pause, in an attempt to keep doing something for a prolonged period. If you stop it ends there.
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