This ginger beardy virtue signalling cunt name of Russ Cook has run a thousand odd miles across Africa – well up the coast South Africa to Tunisia anyway and with a large team of supporters. For why? For Charidee apparently and to get his ginger beardness all over telly. To make it worse his shade of ginger is the same as Prince Harry’s and other dodgy royals going back at least to Henry VIII. To make it worse than that the cunt ties off the bottom of his beard with a hair band and runs like that. Further inflates the negative by calling himself the “Hardest Geezer” on social media and sports tatty tattoos. What’s not to like?
What is the statement Mr Cook is making apart from a celebration of cuntishness and why Africa? A bit late to find Dr Livingstone, he was napped by Stanley. Bringing the agony of Africa to the World stage? Rwanda and the other eternal tribal battlefields of Africa seem to have been bypassed en-route. You need a few daring brushes with misadventure to make a good story though and his PR machine has, thus far, fed us the following:
Robbed at gunpoint in Angola of Passport/Mobile etc (could have stayed at home for that and minimised his carbon footprint)
Went missing in the Congo for several days (accounts vary) until ransom paid to the indigenous population
So after 350 days that is it really until the doc/film/book/news article tie-in emerges. For those curious about which Charidees are the beneficiaries of his endeavours number one is running and number two involves the Refugees from the last and rather nasty Shaharan War.. See here and avail yourself of the opportunity to donate if so inclined:
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.
Even if it’s true, he’s not the first bloke to do it anyway:
https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/uk-news/2024/04/08/hardest-geezer-is-not-first-man-to-run-length-of-africa-says-running-group/
He’s damned lucky not to have been eaten by the native chımps.
Or had the AIDS well and truly bummed into him.
Or died from skin cancer within the first four miles.
Fucking Duracell-haired show off.
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That link didn’t work for me, so I found this one.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-68202917.amp
Read it and thought
“What, exactly, is your point?”
I mean, really, what is the point of you?
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Reading about wankers like this just makes me feel really tired. I always get annoyed about the news stories where others have to put their lives at risk to rescue them, when their stupid big happy world fantasies go wrong. And when they get back home, they won’t shut up about their experiences, even when you threaten the cunts with violence.
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Welcome back Mary, we haven’t heard from you in a while.
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Fucking hell, it’s ‘Captain Cavemaaaaaann’
‘Hey Cavey’
Why are you such a virtue signalling cunt.. ?
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I hope that Captain Caveman used to give it to all the Teen Angels with his suspiciously cock-shaped nose.
As a bonus, he could smell their fanny residue for hours afterwards.
He didn’t like the black one though, that was obvious.
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Ive read that black women are more like to suffer BV than white women..
I think it stands for ‘rancid pilchard BeaVer’.
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Forrest gump ran across America and back in the 90s, with no support staff..
Though he wasn’t as stupid looking as that ginger twat..
I hope he avoided the energy shield in wakanda…
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Lucky he weren’t boiled alive in a big pot for the savages tea.
Been ironic considering his surname’s Cook. 😃
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Apparently, he’s raised about £800k for charity, well Big Wow!
An army veteran raised more than that, hobbling around his garden with a zimmer frame.
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Afternoon JP.
Didn’t the auld fella’s ugly boot of a daughter try nicking loads of the charity money to build a swimming pool?
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Yes, she did.
Nasty piece of work, poncing off her Dad’s memory.
I hope the Fraud Squad are investigating her for misappropriation, and she ends up in pokey.
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Yeah, the narcissistic old coffin dodger raised enough to keep the NHS going for about two hours and ten minutes.
Got his 15 minutes of fame, though.
Plus a free holiday in the sun during lockdown.
Bequeathed his greedy family a nice little earner.
Good for them, the cunts.
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I don’t think he was a narcassist, although his appalling daughter certainly is, Minge.
I don’t think anyone who fought in a war, with distinction, could be accused of being a narcassist.
By all means slag his ghastly daughter off, but leave the old codgers good name alone, eh?
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Idle old Bugger.
Just think how much he could have made if, instead of dawdling around his garden, he’d climbed Everest without oxygen?
Or gone over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
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Jumped 10 London buses on a motorbike!
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I think he’d have done that, provided that Paul Newman was riding, and he was on pillion!
I get the impression that he might have been a bit of risk taker.
Alas, we’ll never know.
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In the world of the woke charity begins and ends, it seems, anywhere other than at home. Well, it doesn’t in this house.
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If he thinks that’s dangerous he should try running up and down Newcastle’s Bigg Market on a Friday night wearing a Sunderland shirt.
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He could have run around londonochimp on a loop and seen more of Africa 🐒…… he’d have been held hostage nearer home in tower Hamlets, and freed with a ransom of KFC chiggun to the local warlords 😩
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The real story here is that he has quite an attractive looking girlfriend despite being a ginger.
The natives avoided eating him because of his lack of a soul.
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And because he was marinated in factor 1000 suncream.
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This is quite frightening, LL.
I just Googled “do you think gingers eat souls/ have no soul”
The number of gingers (anag.) who are ginger is freaky.
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The fat unfunny cunt Matt Lucas is both ginger and bald.
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Heeda wyt deveel man.
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Wasn’t there some British floozie who supposedly walked across the USA for charity with a film crew making a ‘look at me, aren’t I wonderful’ documentary?
Only it turned out she cadged a lift whenever the film crew weren’t around and managed to get herself impregnated by one of them when they were around.
I don’t think she was a ginger though, so at least that was in her favour.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ffyona_Campbell
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Hang on, this bint travelled the world and raised 180k.
Ginge did Africa and raised 800k?
Proof that folks like Gingas more than pretentious wimminz who spell their name with two F’s in Ffyona.
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She wrote books about her experiences. Chapter 1 Walked… Chapter 21 Walked. The End. Dull as dishwater.
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Bear Grylls, the dare-devil hard man, takes a chopper back to the hotel in the evenings. Fear of the dark apparently.
I don’t blame him.
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I’d put Ray Mears in the same category as Bare Grills. He makes all those programmes on bushcraft and survival. But looking at the fat cunt I’d say never strays more half a mile from the nearest Greggs.
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I picture Ray more at home in a Toby Carvery, sitting at his table, cagoule hung up over his head, pretending to be eating bushmeat in his bivouac.
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Don’t give a fuck, attention seeking cunt.
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I’m surprised this bearded cunt wasn’t cooked up in a pot of gumbo – virtue signalling woke cunt.
Another, me, me, look at me cunt.
Piss off and pass me another can of Stella.
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Here’s another cunt (both of them, although children should not be cunted, just seen and not heard but this is worth it).
What is this mincing shite about a boy who called ‘Seagull Boy’ – sounds like one of Savil’s or Hall’s conquests:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-68890570
That mincing tosswipe Olly Alexander has muscled in…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-68890570
Poor child will be ruined for life now and will look back on this with utter shame.
If I were his dad I’d hide and for a long time.
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I caught a glimpse of that wank on BBC Breakfast and promptly left for work.
As for cunting kids.. why the hell not?
Snot-nosed thick shites.
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No shiny shites awarded for the ginger twat.Throw him in a large African cooking pot
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Silly cunt should have run downhill, top to bottom not the way he did it. Thicko.
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If I was judge and jury in. Mr Cooks case ( and I believe I am)
He’d probably get off due to being suitably bearded.
But delving into the facts
1) he’s a jogger
2) a charity mitherer
3) a nig*erlover
4) he didn’t drive
I’d probably let him off with a kneecapping.
Who cares?!!
Stop running about!
You’ll cause a accident.
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Alright Mis?
I had a good laugh at you and Jack slandering my good name on the nom about the handyman who jizzed in some bints knickers.
As I told the police investigation at the time, I was simply shaking a can of WD40 vigorously to spray on the hedge cutter blades whilst stood behind a low wall.
*Any similarity between the ‘Lincolnshire Lurker’ and myself is purely coincidental.
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Mmm
Yeah, coincidence.🙄
We’ll be keeping a eye on you.
Keep out of other people’s bedrooms
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I thought blacks had had enough of “white saviours”? Lammy said they had, so it must be true.
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Lots of africunts are Christians.
Jesus was a white saviour.
Well, sort of.
They fuckin love it.
They worship that Bob Geldof them Ethiopian fuckers.
Mr yum yum they call him.
He could have any woman he wants in Ethiopia.
If he didn’t mind AiDs that is.
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Ps
He was married to Paula so dunno how bothered about AIDs he is?
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Geldof is a human Petri dish of disease.
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Kudos to any disease that can survive on that scruffy cunt.
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Mr yum yum or mr gun gun?
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This cunt is afflicted with appalling and frightening gingerness.
Other people with this disability would try to minimise the horror that they display to normal people by shaving off as much of their awful hair as possible, but this shameless wanker has decided to add to it by growing a beard.
If you are a pasty ginger then it’s wise not to go to hot countries and certainly don’t go out during the day.
But this guy hasn’t even got a tan.
Therefore he has not been out in sunlight and not done any running.
The lying cunt.
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He looks like a giant freckle
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I don’t know who the bigger cunt is, ginge or the stupid fuckers who donated money.
Another egotistical prick who’s first and only concern is being the centre of attention.
‘Look at me, I’m helping other people’
‘I’m not looking for thanks, just doing my bit’
‘If other people did the same blah blah blah etc etc’
Just do something useful, like get a job and contribute to society you boring cunt!
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Who, other than a circus would employ this ginger cunt?
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I don’t mind The Gingers,a million times better than pakis and other swarthy riff-raff.
In fact a viable alternative to the Rwanda Fiasco would be to make all the illegal arrivals run the length of Africa,lashed all the way with whips by the Far Right in armoured cars.
The survivors could be awarded asylum..
By immediate Oven.
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‘Hardest geezer’? Fuck off you cunt.
There is a bloke behind some bike sheds in Lincolnshire who thinks otherwise.
He won’t back down either.
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Ah…the Warrior, long absent from these shores. Has he moved then?
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Hi Odin,
I thought he was from Worcestershire?
Is there another keyboard radge from Lincolnshire?
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You recall correctly Tom, it was Worcestershire. I’m sure he fits in well with the petulant, parochial, intellectual pygmies who populate Worcester.
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I believe you are correct. was indeed Worcestershire.
My mistake, for which I apologise profusely to the good residents of Lincolnshire.
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I was hoping to challenge the point about gingers.
And only ones I could think of were
Twattish Mick Hucknall
Speccy irritant Chris Evans
Piss head heifer Charlie Dogmuck
Prince Harold Markle
And Cuddles the monkey.
Fuck em
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Don’t forget your bit on the side Mis.
Angie Twohomes.
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Don’t forget Isla Fisher, MNC.
The anti-Rayner.
Here’s Isla looking fab, the copper-topped temptress:
https://images.app.goo.gl/TRJZ8QRN4rPcxFVy6
For once, a nice pic…not a trap.
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There’s literally nothing I wouldn’t do to have a go on that bloodnut’s fanny.
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Yeah!.
Islas pretty fit 🤎
She was married to Ali G.
Julianna Moore
Nicole Kidman
Bonnie Langford
All hot stuff
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Well it makes a change from the PG Tips chimps roller skating in a red wig wearing a revealing tutu or some afro fanny titillation.
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I wouldn’t dream of besmirching Isla Fisher, LL. She’s my dream bird.
Here’s a particularly nice pic of her looking foxier than ever:
https://images.app.goo.gl/VQ5K3htYkxKiJQ2B8
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Damn your trickery sir.
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Ho ho, good evening UT, you liked that picture, huh?!
That gap in her teeth is where Borat used to pop his tinkle.
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Looks like a special needs Angela Rayner, Cunt Engine.
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That is angela rayner, LL
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First rule of ISAC: don’t click on any links posted by the wicked Baron Cunt Engine.
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The hardest geezer? I’m sure Danny dyer will have something to say about that..
Not very original or imaginative..
I’m reading jack dempseys autobiography at the moment..
The manassa mauler now that’s a title..
Looking for another book I came across this fella, Henry Armstrong, also known as homicide hank..
So fuck off strawberry balls, your about as hard as a marshmallow..
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Dempsey is a legend.
A proper hard cunt.
His autobiography is spot on.
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Danny should make an episode of Danny Dyer’s Hardest Nastiest Psycho Cunts about this ginger cunt.
‘fuck mynold ‘at, ‘ardest geezah? that bloke’s a pwopa melt, guv, an no mistake cor blimey!’.
What Danny really thinks when meeting his hardman guests is, ‘Imagine having a fight with the fucker…
zimagine the size of his balls!’
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3 Worthing residents cunted within week. Is that a record for outside of London?
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It has been the same since Interwok closed down.
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Well it’s a bloody good thing for him that the western coast of Africa is largely out of the control of Islamic militants and (literal) cut-throat pirates. It’d be a shame if he had to do his Forrest Gump impersonation through Somalia, Djibouti, Eritrea and Sudan.
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Dunno if there’s a book about him but boxer turned actor Tex Cobb was not only hard as nails but gut wrenchingly funny.
He fought Larry Holmes and Ernie Shavers ( reputedly one of the hardest hitters in boxing ever)
A genuine wit whose often quoted and probably my favourite yank.
https://images.app.goo.gl/j94LvNgVzdUz8wUQA
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Is he related to Chip Cobb the deaf stunt actor?
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Yes!
And a descendant of famous barbarian Conan the Cobb
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i wonder if he fancies running through South London for charity?
He’d probably prefer the Congo.
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Do like a ginger bird , very white skin and the pinkiest of lady parts and in my limited experience very naughty and always hot to trot as it were. And as far from a foreign looking fucker as possible. Though ginger boy looks and sounds very pleased with himself and probably wouldn’t stand up to a reasonably tough nut.
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As we are discussing gingers (my favourite type of lady companion) it’s an excuse to post this link yet again…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5022207/masood-returns-to-eastenders-as-he-walks-in-on-carmel-in-her-lingerie-and-suspenders-and-viewers-cant-get-over-how-amazing-she-looks/
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I see your Ms. Bonnie of Langford and I raise you Karen Gillan
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/6a/ee/3f6aee2868197b6cc7953902925760ff.jpg
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