is a cunt.
Apparently theatre is too white, male, blah blah and it’s the fault of someone born in the 16th century. What’s most hilarious is that this study is costing 800 grand! What the fuck! How many DIE officers could they have hired for that amount?
Keep an eye out for this ‘study’ which is due to report in two years time.
Nominated by Dark Key Cunt.
Two years!!!! Whose typing this report michael j fox..
The porch monkeys are more than welcome to write their own plays..
” a chicken dinner,a chicken dinner”
“Mah kangzdom for a chicken dinner”
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Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing
Not the Three Witches scene from Macbeth but the bushmeat stuffing recipe for the chicken gizzards served at the interval of a blicks only theatre night.
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You forgot ocelot’s noses.
I love a slightly salted ocelot`s nose.
🐽
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Dammit, I just about peed myself, laughing!
This is exactly why I love this site, the absurd, absolutely random remark that has you snorting beverages down your nose.
Sam, best comment today.
Now, next time anyone says ocelot, I’m going to burst out laughing.
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Ocelot noses! Who do you think you are? You should be having unsalted* monkey nuts not that Roman Mediterranean rubbish.
*Unsalted because we don’t want you getting a thirst given how far away the watering hole is.
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Fuck me, Roehampton has a University?
Looks like a job creation scheme for the unemployable.
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Yep – just up the road from where I used to live and across from where I was born.
That uni is full of niggy nog immigrant, bring your whole family over a student visa type of educational establishment (aren’t most these days).
Most look like they couldn’t pass an A-level and this place of learning is amidst a nasty, sprawling, junkie ridden estate – lovely for a Friday evening.
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Evening CM, evening all
Are you perchance refering to Alton East Estate.
All the shitbags who went to my secondary school came from there.😡
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I used to visit my auntie in huntingdon road in the 60s lovely place then, sounds fucking horrendous now!
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What’s that pub smack bang in the middle of that vast sink estate called, The Highwayman ? Very apt. The other one that closed, now an Oddbins, that was a hive of wrong ‘uns too.
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The Arts and Humanities research council should be hung, drawn and quartered.
There is far too much of this type of waste of money, ffs, it could be used to house asylum seekers.
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They could convert Roehampton University into asylum seekers accommodation, with very little effort.
Apparently, it’s already a rats nest!
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What the fuck are they moaning about?
Our foremost Shakespearean actor was black!
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2021-10-20/blackface-othello-lawrence-olivier-bright-sheng
Not surprised though. It’s these cunt universities that are behind all the woke bollocks that is destroying our culture.
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All the higher echelons of society are infected.
No coincidence that Blair wanted 50% of the population to go to university.
“Indoctrination, indoctrination, indoctrination….”
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University? Another Art, Darnce & Dwama school promoted beyond it’s ability.
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No doubt old William will be renamed…. Shaka-spear to apease our bro….
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Fuck me, a place I’ve never heard of has a university. On reflection, it doesn’t surprise me, anywhere that used to offer O’levels is now a uni. And Dark Key, I thought you were dead. Where the fuck have you been hiding?
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Been reading all the time. I jut post less because there’s too much out there to be annoyed about. I might do one on Hamza McYousaf soon, if he hasn’t already been cunted,
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Roehampton ?
Puffs school.
Billy Shakespeare was white, straight, English,
Normal.
And he was the world’s greatest ever playwright.
The immortal Bard.🇬🇧
If he makes you suck your thumb try lesser known black playwright Chicken Jeffrey.
A black playwright in 16th century Shrewsbury he wrote
‘ the shoeshine of Venice”
” Much ado bout nuttin”
But Shakespeare was better known.
With his fashionable spiv tash and Max Wall haircut.
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Did anybody know that Jane Seymour’s mother was Bahmaian?
https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/bbc-wolf-hall-accuracy-diversity-cast-tudors
No? Well don’t let it bother you. Jane Seymour didn’t know either.
Afternoon all.
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Well she did seems rather friendly with Baron Samedi and Dr. Kananga in live and let die..
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I grew up living such an isolated rural English pastoral life I thought all black men were like Baron Samedi.
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And aren’t they?
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Fucking Roehampton University, priceless. Nice looking place. Bit colonial. Welsh immies will soon be able to spend a few quid from their £19,000 pa free handouts. The place will soon look like ‘home’ with shit smeared all over it. If you sit quietly on the lawn you will already be able to heat the sound of distant bongos.
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‘Hear’ not ‘heat’. Sounds a bit like ‘Hope not Hate’!
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God , aren’t students absolute wankers?
I’ve never liked them.
Smoking roll ups
Socialist worker or NME in hand
Oxfam clothing
Bunch of William wraggs.👎
“. I’m founding a pressure group called Hummus for Hamas with Crispin.
We’re going to wear traditional Palestinian neck scarves.”
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‘Hummus for Hamas’- it is inevitable.
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I was a student, but I wasn’t a wanker, I was a pissed up cunt. And I did none of those things. I was right wing, even then.
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I hope your not going to try and sell me a
‘ rag mag’?
😁
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I LOVED rag mags.
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Bet they’re not much fun nowadays?!!
All jokes to be submitted for scrutiny a month before going to print.
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The Sheffield Rag Mag in the 70’s was so hilarious, I’d actually be rolling on the floor, laughing.
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When I was a student I studied. Then I got a job and drank like a fish.
🍺 🐠
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#metoo
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Rag mag joke from my days at university.
What’s the definition of a woman?
Life support system for a cunt.
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I’m sick to the back teeth with it. Fuck off back to the tom-toms and smoke-signals from not that long ago, until we foolishly brought you into our fold.
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It’s possible that William Shakespeare wrote his plays for white people to act in and white people to enjoy because he, like most other people of his time, had never seen a black person.
He probably knew that people with black skin existed, but his level of enrichment was a zero.
The lucky, slap-headed cunt.
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These cunts are more famous for topless darts.
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Reporting in two years’ time?
I’ll try to contain my apathy.
Afternoon all.
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No need to wait Ron, my crystal ball tells me the conclusion will be that theatre is institutionally racist.
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It only Romeo hadn’t talked them down from the trees.
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I like that play about the cursed king of Scotland ,MacNugget.
Suppose nowadays it’d be about Humbug Useless the SNP overlord.
Think the Sadness in Shakespeare’s plays stems from him going bald.
And it wasn’t at the crown of his head either!
No.
Receded to fuck at the fringe.
5ft of forehead.
Poor fucker.
Wonder why he didn’t wear a hat?
Big wide brimmed effort with a buckle on the front.
Suppose he’d resigned himself to still being called ‘ Bald Billy’
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Could be that the name ‘The Bard’ was a typo.
It was meant to be ‘The Bald’.
There was no spell checker in those days.
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“William take your hat off indoors”
No thanks.
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I don’t like seeing sooties on TV, they don’t look right, I think the people who invented TV were racist, obviously.
There should be plays for sooties and plays for whitey, slave play is for the soots, no self respecting white man (or woman) should go anywhere near it.
Shakespeare is for whites, white actors only, white audiences only. Can’t risk a sooty getting triggered and going ape
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I agree.
It could start at dinnertime when they get up.
Wōgglebox
Pot black
Repeats of Desmond’s
That big slob Alison Hammond
3hrs of laughter with idiotic Rusty Lee
And news at eleventeen with Diane Abbott
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Channel 4 is for minorities but they fill it with posh white cunts: Kirsty and Phil, Made in Chelsea, Grand Designs, The Fultons, Hugh Fearnely Shitting Stools and a heap of crap survivor type shite with Jonty on his gap yah.
All of the comedy is by posh cunts as well.
‘oh my gaawwwd i saw a mechanic shopping with his family in Waitrose.’
Posh cunts snd Essex chavs, no inbetween.
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Let’s save them the £800,000 which they richly deserve..
Burn the works of this racist old cunt Shakespeare and easily replace the lot with some of the towering works of literature from Africa..
That’s fucked it then eh?
Unemployable mentally deranged dung.
Oven.
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The best African play i saw was a she boon twerking around a goat being accused of witchcraft.
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‘The Merry Wives of Wakanda’ ‘s a good ‘un. So’s ‘Muckbath’.
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Roehampton university do me a favour the only cunt that lives in that shithole with half a fucking brain cell is a fucking ameba every other cunt is a Muslim on benefits and poncing
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That’s the way it is, so fuck off you pathetic cunts.
Go and deliver fish and chips in Gaza.
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These cheeky cunts should start from the very beginning when the Windrush situation kicked off during my childhood. The twats restarted trouble not long after the last war ended. Anything pre ’48 is fuck all to do with them. I’d be ashamed to interfere with anything that wasn’t to do with me.
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So theatre is to white. Well that’s a shame.. don’t go, find something else that interests you..
I think the Notting hill carnival is too black.
I’m no fan of fat arse’s twerking curried goat, shitting in people’s gardens and chimping out every time someone is dissed..
Maybe I can get a £800,000 “bernie” to study why it’s so black orientated..
Some how I think I might get turned down.
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The only time they go to theatre is on a hospital gurney with a leaking gunshot wound.
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Hiw about one of those clubs in Brixton or Croydon where you pay to see a gig featuring drill rap artists then get stabbed or crushed by the umbongo enthusiast crowd.
Failing that a trip to Longleat with the Rhesus Macaques prying your windscreen wipers off the car is as culturally edifying.
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As long as it’s London’s taxpayers. They care about that sort of shite.
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Looking at poor Willy Shakespeare’s poor haircut made me think of this.
https://images.app.goo.gl/kA8XhvKvEkUW8Pb38
Hair salon just gotten into trouble for charging extra for haircuts if your kids ” special needs”.
Not sure why they charge extra for that?
Anyway they’ve had to apologise.
” I want a Forrest Gump haircut”
✂️✂️✂️✂️
” Hey! That’s not how Forrest Gump has his hair!”
It is if he comes here…
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That’s quite sad, in a way, Mis.
(yes, I’ve forgiven you for baiting me earlier. I wouldn’t do her with yours, revolting slag)
But I imagine the extra money would be justified if you were asked to cut, say, Harvey’s hair?
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Harvey’s barbers are brave souls. Ligeti’s Requiem plays throughtout their perilous scaling of his back.
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The very image that produced make me shudder.
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Is a bit sad isn’t it JP?
Also a bit daft as it leaves them wide open to being prosecuted for discrimination under the Disability Discrimination Act 1995.
I’d of thought it’d be a bit cheaper if anything?
Pop a bowl on their nut and cut round it.
Baiting you?!
Mean the Katie price thing?
Hehehe 😂
LL made me do it.
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Alright Mis?
Hoping the male Tena pants are now a thing of the past, eh?
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Yeah I’m cushty now.
Wore most of the ceramic off the khazi though.
Armi Hank
It says now.
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Actually, I shouldn’t mock. Sorry.
I bobbed over to Spain, many moons ago, when you could buy shed loads of tobacco, etc. Went alone, booked an all inclusive two night deal.
Ate some smoked salmon, up all night.
Thank Dog there was a bidet, because it was like Perth Pink, opened the slices at both ends.
I had to fly home the following morning. I thought I might actually die.
It’s not fun.
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Sluices, not slices. Fuck me sideways with a pineapple!
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I see Channel 4 has a programme coming up about your Asians struggle against the far right, of course they will be brave and downtrodden and only a huge improvement to society and anyone against the flood of strangers with stranger habits will be a racist pig and scum of the lowest order. So nothing new there then.
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Channel 4, FFS it’s the BBC’s younger brother.
Right on lefty liberal fucking shite.
Poor Asians, yeh right… the twats have taken Britain from under our noses….!
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OT. In France. More outbreaks of peacefulness……
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68744255
Evening all.
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Dear God.
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Mustard gas the foul medieval cunts..
Then off to the pub for good ale.
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I see that Marine le Pen’s party is described by good ol’ Aunty as ‘hard right’.
Make’s a change from ‘far right’ I suppose.
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‘Hard’ is an adjective generally associated with the farther reaches of the Left.
File under: Cuntbyn, McDonalds, et al.
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Anyway, my girls are taking me to York, for a jolly, tomorrow as a Birthday treat. Apparently, this is my ‘Birthday week’. Who knew? A whole week, not just a day?
I’m deffo not going in that Yorvic thing.
Did that many years ago, almost threw up. Don’t go there, it’s awful.
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JP@. Took the kids, years ago.
They loved it.
As did I.
Ethel ? Not keen.
Icing on the cake.
What about the Viking turd ?
https://www.ancient-origins.net/artifacts-other-artifacts/viking-poop-fossil-0016870
MNC can’t do ’em like that.
His run through the eye of a needle.
Sloppy !
LOL.
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My heart swelled with pride at that Jack.
You can shove the Rosetta Stone and Dead Sea Scrolls up your arse.
We have fossilized Viking shit!
I went to the Jorvik Viking Centre as a nipper too. Great day out.
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Evening Chaps👍
I love York.
First went as a kid on a school trip.
Wandering round The Shambles pretending I was the Artful Dodger.
We used to go every year when the kids were little for the Jorvik viking festival.
Great place!
Enjoy JP👍
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Went to Yorvik as a child on school trip.
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Here you go JP
Sheffield’s finest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HR0P3sIb80
MNC will probably say “it’s gayest thing ever”
but I bet he had the same haircut as the lead singer back in 1985.
I think one of my favourite stories is how they used to rehearse in a spoon factory as lads. Sounds like something out of Spinal Tap.
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Second gayest thing ever Harold😁
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Is this the first?
https://youtu.be/lWqJTKdznaM?t=55
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no this
https://youtu.be/1RHBAd5YUR8?t=63
and there’s nothing wrong with that!
😃
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Nothing can be too white.
It gladdens my heart that the theatre is inherently racist.
Gives me hope.
Apparently the countryside is racist too.
So some cunt has decided to put up signs in the Peak District, that point to Mecca.
You couldn’t make this shit up.
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Turn them around.
🙃
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The most powerful drug is not a narcotic, pill, powder, or substance. It is victimhood. It can be wielded like a weapon and grant the possessor untold power to inflict guilt and shame. The only power against it is to stand against it as a society.
Unfortunately we are letting ourselves be bullied and extorted.
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Namby pamby, clueless, fruity, knob of the week.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68731683
No wonder this country’s fucked.
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