Roehampton University

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is a cunt.

Apparently theatre is too white, male, blah blah and it’s the fault of someone born in the 16th century. What’s most hilarious is that this study is costing 800 grand! What the fuck! How many DIE officers could they have hired for that amount?

Keep an eye out for this ‘study’ which is due to report in two years time.

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Nominated by Dark Key Cunt.

90 thoughts on “Roehampton University”

  1. Two years!!!! Whose typing this report michael j fox..

    The porch monkeys are more than welcome to write their own plays..

    ” a chicken dinner,a chicken dinner”
    “Mah kangzdom for a chicken dinner”

    • Fillet of a fenny snake,
      In the cauldron boil and bake;
      Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
      Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
      Adder’s fork, and blind worm’s sting,
      Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing

      Not the Three Witches scene from Macbeth but the bushmeat stuffing recipe for the chicken gizzards served at the interval of a blicks only theatre night.

      • Dammit, I just about peed myself, laughing!

        This is exactly why I love this site, the absurd, absolutely random remark that has you snorting beverages down your nose.

        Sam, best comment today.

        Now, next time anyone says ocelot, I’m going to burst out laughing.

      • Ocelot noses! Who do you think you are? You should be having unsalted* monkey nuts not that Roman Mediterranean rubbish.
        *Unsalted because we don’t want you getting a thirst given how far away the watering hole is.

  2. Fuck me, Roehampton has a University?

    Looks like a job creation scheme for the unemployable.

    • Yep – just up the road from where I used to live and across from where I was born.

      That uni is full of niggy nog immigrant, bring your whole family over a student visa type of educational establishment (aren’t most these days).

      Most look like they couldn’t pass an A-level and this place of learning is amidst a nasty, sprawling, junkie ridden estate – lovely for a Friday evening.

      • Evening CM, evening all
        Are you perchance refering to Alton East Estate.
        All the shitbags who went to my secondary school came from there.😡

      • I used to visit my auntie in huntingdon road in the 60s lovely place then, sounds fucking horrendous now!

      • What’s that pub smack bang in the middle of that vast sink estate called, The Highwayman ? Very apt. The other one that closed, now an Oddbins, that was a hive of wrong ‘uns too.

  3. The Arts and Humanities research council should be hung, drawn and quartered.

    There is far too much of this type of waste of money, ffs, it could be used to house asylum seekers.

    • They could convert Roehampton University into asylum seekers accommodation, with very little effort.

      Apparently, it’s already a rats nest!

    • All the higher echelons of society are infected.

      No coincidence that Blair wanted 50% of the population to go to university.

      “Indoctrination, indoctrination, indoctrination….”

  5. University? Another Art, Darnce & Dwama school promoted beyond it’s ability.

  7. Fuck me, a place I’ve never heard of has a university. On reflection, it doesn’t surprise me, anywhere that used to offer O’levels is now a uni. And Dark Key, I thought you were dead. Where the fuck have you been hiding?

    • Been reading all the time. I jut post less because there’s too much out there to be annoyed about. I might do one on Hamza McYousaf soon, if he hasn’t already been cunted,

  8. Roehampton ?
    Puffs school.

    Billy Shakespeare was white, straight, English,
    Normal.
    And he was the world’s greatest ever playwright.

    The immortal Bard.🇬🇧

    If he makes you suck your thumb try lesser known black playwright Chicken Jeffrey.

    A black playwright in 16th century Shrewsbury he wrote

    ‘ the shoeshine of Venice”
    ” Much ado bout nuttin”

    But Shakespeare was better known.
    With his fashionable spiv tash and Max Wall haircut.

  9. Fucking Roehampton University, priceless. Nice looking place. Bit colonial. Welsh immies will soon be able to spend a few quid from their £19,000 pa free handouts. The place will soon look like ‘home’ with shit smeared all over it. If you sit quietly on the lawn you will already be able to heat the sound of distant bongos.

    • ‘Hear’ not ‘heat’. Sounds a bit like ‘Hope not Hate’!

  10. God , aren’t students absolute wankers?

    I’ve never liked them.

    Smoking roll ups
    Socialist worker or NME in hand
    Oxfam clothing

    Bunch of William wraggs.👎

    “. I’m founding a pressure group called Hummus for Hamas with Crispin.
    We’re going to wear traditional Palestinian neck scarves.”

  11. I’m sick to the back teeth with it. Fuck off back to the tom-toms and smoke-signals from not that long ago, until we foolishly brought you into our fold.

  12. It’s possible that William Shakespeare wrote his plays for white people to act in and white people to enjoy because he, like most other people of his time, had never seen a black person.

    He probably knew that people with black skin existed, but his level of enrichment was a zero.

    The lucky, slap-headed cunt.

    • No need to wait Ron, my crystal ball tells me the conclusion will be that theatre is institutionally racist.

  16. I like that play about the cursed king of Scotland ,MacNugget.

    Suppose nowadays it’d be about Humbug Useless the SNP overlord.

    Think the Sadness in Shakespeare’s plays stems from him going bald.

    And it wasn’t at the crown of his head either!
    No.
    Receded to fuck at the fringe.
    5ft of forehead.
    Poor fucker.

    Wonder why he didn’t wear a hat?

    Big wide brimmed effort with a buckle on the front.
    Suppose he’d resigned himself to still being called ‘ Bald Billy’

    • Could be that the name ‘The Bard’ was a typo.

      It was meant to be ‘The Bald’.

      There was no spell checker in those days.

  17. I don’t like seeing sooties on TV, they don’t look right, I think the people who invented TV were racist, obviously.

    There should be plays for sooties and plays for whitey, slave play is for the soots, no self respecting white man (or woman) should go anywhere near it.

    Shakespeare is for whites, white actors only, white audiences only. Can’t risk a sooty getting triggered and going ape

    • I agree.

      It could start at dinnertime when they get up.

      Wōgglebox
      Pot black
      Repeats of Desmond’s
      That big slob Alison Hammond
      3hrs of laughter with idiotic Rusty Lee
      And news at eleventeen with Diane Abbott

      • Channel 4 is for minorities but they fill it with posh white cunts: Kirsty and Phil, Made in Chelsea, Grand Designs, The Fultons, Hugh Fearnely Shitting Stools and a heap of crap survivor type shite with Jonty on his gap yah.
        All of the comedy is by posh cunts as well.
        ‘oh my gaawwwd i saw a mechanic shopping with his family in Waitrose.’
        Posh cunts snd Essex chavs, no inbetween.

  18. Let’s save them the £800,000 which they richly deserve..

    Burn the works of this racist old cunt Shakespeare and easily replace the lot with some of the towering works of literature from Africa..

    That’s fucked it then eh?

    Unemployable mentally deranged dung.

    Oven.

    • The best African play i saw was a she boon twerking around a goat being accused of witchcraft.

  19. Roehampton university do me a favour the only cunt that lives in that shithole with half a fucking brain cell is a fucking ameba every other cunt is a Muslim on benefits and poncing

  20. That’s the way it is, so fuck off you pathetic cunts.
    Go and deliver fish and chips in Gaza.

  21. These cheeky cunts should start from the very beginning when the Windrush situation kicked off during my childhood. The twats restarted trouble not long after the last war ended. Anything pre ’48 is fuck all to do with them. I’d be ashamed to interfere with anything that wasn’t to do with me.

  22. So theatre is to white. Well that’s a shame.. don’t go, find something else that interests you..

    I think the Notting hill carnival is too black.
    I’m no fan of fat arse’s twerking curried goat, shitting in people’s gardens and chimping out every time someone is dissed..

    Maybe I can get a £800,000 “bernie” to study why it’s so black orientated..
    Some how I think I might get turned down.

    • The only time they go to theatre is on a hospital gurney with a leaking gunshot wound.

    • Hiw about one of those clubs in Brixton or Croydon where you pay to see a gig featuring drill rap artists then get stabbed or crushed by the umbongo enthusiast crowd.

      Failing that a trip to Longleat with the Rhesus Macaques prying your windscreen wipers off the car is as culturally edifying.

  23. As long as it’s London’s taxpayers. They care about that sort of shite.

  24. Looking at poor Willy Shakespeare’s poor haircut made me think of this.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/kA8XhvKvEkUW8Pb38

    Hair salon just gotten into trouble for charging extra for haircuts if your kids ” special needs”.

    Not sure why they charge extra for that?

    Anyway they’ve had to apologise.

    ” I want a Forrest Gump haircut”
    ✂️✂️✂️✂️
    ” Hey! That’s not how Forrest Gump has his hair!”

    It is if he comes here…

    • That’s quite sad, in a way, Mis.

      (yes, I’ve forgiven you for baiting me earlier. I wouldn’t do her with yours, revolting slag)

      But I imagine the extra money would be justified if you were asked to cut, say, Harvey’s hair?

      • Harvey’s barbers are brave souls. Ligeti’s Requiem plays throughtout their perilous scaling of his back.

      • Is a bit sad isn’t it JP?

        Also a bit daft as it leaves them wide open to being prosecuted for discrimination under the Disability Discrimination Act 1995.

        I’d of thought it’d be a bit cheaper if anything?

        Pop a bowl on their nut and cut round it.

        Baiting you?!
        Mean the Katie price thing?
        Hehehe 😂

        LL made me do it.

      • Yeah I’m cushty now.

        Wore most of the ceramic off the khazi though.

        Armi Hank

        It says now.

      • Actually, I shouldn’t mock. Sorry.

        I bobbed over to Spain, many moons ago, when you could buy shed loads of tobacco, etc. Went alone, booked an all inclusive two night deal.
        Ate some smoked salmon, up all night.
        Thank Dog there was a bidet, because it was like Perth Pink, opened the slices at both ends.
        I had to fly home the following morning. I thought I might actually die.

        It’s not fun.

  25. I see Channel 4 has a programme coming up about your Asians struggle against the far right, of course they will be brave and downtrodden and only a huge improvement to society and anyone against the flood of strangers with stranger habits will be a racist pig and scum of the lowest order. So nothing new there then.

    • Channel 4, FFS it’s the BBC’s younger brother.

      Right on lefty liberal fucking shite.

      Poor Asians, yeh right… the twats have taken Britain from under our noses….!

    • I see that Marine le Pen’s party is described by good ol’ Aunty as ‘hard right’.

      Make’s a change from ‘far right’ I suppose.

      • ‘Hard’ is an adjective generally associated with the farther reaches of the Left.

        File under: Cuntbyn, McDonalds, et al.

  27. Anyway, my girls are taking me to York, for a jolly, tomorrow as a Birthday treat. Apparently, this is my ‘Birthday week’. Who knew? A whole week, not just a day?

    I’m deffo not going in that Yorvic thing.
    Did that many years ago, almost threw up. Don’t go there, it’s awful.

  28. Nothing can be too white.

    It gladdens my heart that the theatre is inherently racist.

    Gives me hope.

    Apparently the countryside is racist too.

    So some cunt has decided to put up signs in the Peak District, that point to Mecca.

    You couldn’t make this shit up.

  29. The most powerful drug is not a narcotic, pill, powder, or substance. It is victimhood. It can be wielded like a weapon and grant the possessor untold power to inflict guilt and shame. The only power against it is to stand against it as a society.
    Unfortunately we are letting ourselves be bullied and extorted.

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