(You just know she’ll play the mental health card sooner or later – Day Admin)
Katie fucking Price, yet again!
I’m sorry, it’s not that long ago I nominated this bag of rancid tripe, but by all that’s Holy, this has really toppled my tipping point!
She owes how much!!
And yet, she continues to drag herself about the town, showing off the fake everything. Ffs, all that plastic is just scaffolding now, holding up a collapsing edefice.
And you know what? Doesn’t give a shit!
It really grinds my gears, she’s a complete and utter cunt and it’s not just the HMRC she’s screwing.
If there’s a shortfall, guess who gets to make up for it?
Here’s a clue, it’s NOT Satan’s whore.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
I was once told that if you owe your bank ยฃ50 then you have a problem.
But if you owe them ยฃ50,000 then they have a problem.
Katie Price is fucking horrible and her life is a train wreck, but she does money mismanagement and bankruptcy with some style.
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Best to owe them 50million…no chance ever getting that back…fuck em
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Who the fuck would give her credit?
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Your clearly obsessed with her JP.
It’ll all end in tears.
A ‘cease and desist’ order from her lawyers,
Or a if you get lucky a nasty rash that modern antibiotics can’t shift.
And think of the age gap.
She’s out partying till 3am.
Your in your jimjams at 9.30pm.
There’s no future man!!
Although Katie would like the fact your circumcised.
Ready to eat , no wrapper.
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๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ nice one MNC๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
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The country is 2.25 trillion in debt, I don’t suppose that goldfish looking cunts 750,000 will make a difference..
The next labour government might as well make harvey the next chancellor, he would be as much use as that shoe faced bint reeves.
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Good morning Barry.
Your comment re UK ND got me thinking.
https://www.nationaldebtclock.co.uk/
Check out the rate of debt increase in other countries – reasonably slow and steady. Compare with that of the UK – like a fucking turbo drive – increasing at ยฃ5k a second.
The likes of Katie Price and other such cunts aside, it is clear the UK is heading for a monumental financial crash. The taxpayers and homeowners will be the ones (heavily) penalised.
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Morning Paul..
The Germans is going down by 50 euros a second!!!
Maybe Volkswagen, are compiling their figures..
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“Kicking the can down the road”.We are shafted no matter who comes in.They aren’t interested.Burn down Westminster.Cunt truffles.๐ก๐ก๐ก
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David lammy will be fine doing an excellent impersonation of Harvey ๐ฉ
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Harvey Wallbanger.
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She could sit next to Angela Rayner, they could both fanny-flash. Splosher Price looks like something froom World of Leather.
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Them big yank choppers look ridiculous.
It’s like sprinkling glitter on dog shit to make it more glamorous.
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Even in her heyday she never did anything for me but now I think she really does like a sack of shit.
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A chavtastic sack of shit with crap tattoos.
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I think the majority of vacuous, famous-for-being famous, celebretards come from the US of A.
In the case of Katie Price though quality trumps* quantity.
As she contributes nothing to society and in fact contributes to it’s overall decline, I think someone should drive a stake through her silicone heart and bury her with a garlic necklace and put an end to her as a distraction.
*No pun intended.
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That’s why the media created and still fund the piece of shite, it pushes their agenda for the degeneration of civilisation
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Hey spud,
I agree completely.
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This plastic cum dumpster is a disgrace. The worst thing is there’s more people in this country who want to be like her than there are who want to work hard. She’s the poster girl for the socially obsessed who’ll do anything to generate attention, there’s nothing too shameful for her.
Burn her at the fucking stake as a warning to the rest of morons obsessed with Botox and being famous for nothing. She really is a complete and utter cunt with no redeeming features.
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nothing short of grenfelling it could get rid of that piece of shite
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She’d never stop burning. Like a tyre dump. Environmental hazard, serioysly mebtal hazard. Slagheap.
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We will all get to a stage in life where we have to think about the inevitable end.
I would rather check out being millions in debt, especially to the tax man, rather than having a pile of money in the bank for ungrateful relatives to inherit.
If she owed money to small businesses and individuals then I might feel different about that aspect of her life.
But she is screwing over the tax man who would only use her money for chasing a net carbon folly or worse still, give it to illigal immigrants.
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She got lucky.
Unremarkable looking, bit thick,
Page 3 and media attention (shagging footballers) made her wealthy.
Any normal person would be grateful and try to keep hold of it.
Set for life.
Nice house, bit of land, decent car.
Living the dream.๐
Not her.
Spunks the lot.
House a absolute shithole, dead dogs laying around,
Pissed up driving a pink 4ร4,
Loses her licence,
Massive debt.
Can’t build a lasting relationship like a normal person.
Always cheats.
Constantly having surgery,
Shes the one who’s mentally impaired,
Harvey is pretty normal by comparison.
Simple tastes.
Long as his cage is mucked out,
Fresh straw put down
And a dozen bananas thrown in he’s content.
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Bananas, or live piglets?
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It’s no wonder the awful cunt can’t keep a bloke,if you were brave enough to sleep in its bed you’d certainly be blinded by those fucking ridiculous neon teeth.
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I’m surprised one of her many boyfriends hasn’t made a attempt to…
Well, ” help her along into the embrace of the reaper”?
She must be irritating as fuck?
Talking about makeup and her teeth
” Oh sorry I forgot to tell you I tested positive for gonoreah,
Oh an I run over the cat earlier.
Sorry Babe”
I couldn’t hack it.
I’d wake in the night to hear her snoring and farting ,
And it’d be a bootlace around the neck or pillow over the face.
A mercy killing.
Im confident that when I die and stand before almighty God for judgement he’d say
GOD ” Aaaah , you killed Katie Price I see?”
MNC. ” Yes God, I couldn’t help myself”
GOD ” I completely understand, let’s go have a drink , you can tell me about it.
I’m a bit of a fan of yours…”
๐
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Less pearly gates more Country Cream gates.
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He’d probably ask my advice on the Garden of paradise LL.
Ask me to build him a shed
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Last week I ran over a wire hanging lantern with my mower that some twat had put in their hedge, for ‘ambience’ no doubt, that had blown off into long grass and didn’t see. Me and God had a few words.
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Her life , such as it is, beggars belief??
Maybe ๐ค another book my help.
A scratch and sniff one
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A pop up one?
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BBC movie of her life expected soon, she’ll be played by a sooty obviously
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the BBC love a chav now. Their programs are full of them.
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Coal burning mudshark. Melt her with a hairdryer.
She makes me gay ๐
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The hairdryer that played such a good part in “Theatre of Blood.”
Please…
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In the picture, why is she wearing a pink shower mat?
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We might be able to put her to good use.
This country is always getting calls to return stolen artifacts..
I think I’ve found one that resembles her, with any luck they won’t notice
https://images.app.goo.gl/JTa8i2CXKdaEotMM7
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Even got a dildo in its hand!
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Living like Katie does is a sure sign of mental illness.
I suspect itโs only narcissism thatโs preventing her from topping herself.
Have to admit I was intrigued to hear she’d taken up horse riding.
Would imagine her leathery old pissflaps hung down like a pair of General Cuntster’s saddlebags.
They should check her Mersey tunnel to see if Shergar’s hiding up there.
Fuck her.
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A shed load in debt, yet always cash available for another holiday or silicon job;
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-shows-biggest-lips-32515114
A world class skank.
Morning all.
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Wonder what sad sod is living in her fanny now….
What a totally ghastly specimen.
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It’s a miracle that her numerous driving offences haven’t seen her banged up before now. Her blatant disregard and contempt for the courts is outrageous. She’s a danger to other road users.
She must have the goods on somebody for sure.
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If you enlarge the header pic those teeth have got Armitage Shanks Porcelain written on them, mind you they’ve probably had more todgers dangled above them than a gents urinal. Absolute weapons grade howler the woman , wonder why people work for her when she owes so much and it’s so well known she’s a dodge pot, fucking madness.
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Obviously these dents are purely for hygienic purposes. Harvey keeps pissing in her mouth you know.
Duck lips – Toilet duck
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I bet they make a film of her life…๐ฉ๐ฆ
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Killing time in an airport about 20 years ago .. the WH Smith decorated to the nines pushing this tawdry twat’s third ‘autobiography’ ; I picked up a copy thinking I just had to know how a do-nothing useless whore fills 3 books (full price bookLETs, in actuality) …
Picked a random chapter. It was solely about a doubles tennis match itself and Peter Andre had played against .. can’t remember .. and read like a 4 year old reporting to a parent about something trivial that happened at school that day.
Drivel. Marie Curie she ain’t.
Probably sold hundreds of thousands of the thing. Which is a massive part of the problem. A mirror on society. It (‘her’) is, somehow, popular enough to sustain a following. (Love Island, Ant & Dec, Graham fucking Norton and oh so many more as well).
The bar is through the floor. Hundreds of thousands ‘earned’ via Onlyfans? How? .. Why? .. If ugly, disgusting-looking skank is your thing, there are PLENTY of ugly disgusting-looking skanks to be seen on Pornhub*, without bankrolling Mrs Andre-Reid-Taylor-Price and her narcissistic narcissism.
I dunno.
* other pornsites are available. ๐
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she’s funded by the media to make all white women look bad
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or just the narcissism borne out of the nineties ladette culture. There are far too many white women ageing disgracefully to all be funded by the media.
Many have developed cirrhosis by their forties.
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The Daily Fail article quotes a bankruptcy โexpertโ as saying she clearly hasnโt employed a decent lawyer to get her out of the shit.
She ainโt done bad so far without one has she?
All Iโve read is, she could lose this, could lose that, might have to sacrifice this, maybe cut back on exotic holidays etc etc.
I wonder if the courts would be equally as lenient if it was Joe Average up in the dock?
Same with her drink driving convictions.
Old Bill and the courts used to love a celebrity nick and attempt to throw the book at them.
Now they just protect them.
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Feel sorry for all those animals that have died in her ‘care.’ 7 dogs and a horse so far. RSPCA say they want to ban her from having pets but ‘can’t.’ Why not? She even uploaded a ticktock vid of herself hitting a dog just for sitting on her jumper! Nasty cow.
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Dammit! .. your 09:58 comment posted as I was typing the 09:59 frivolity hereunder.
Bullet to the head for that worthless skank cunt for what you described there Jill. NO joking involved in that sentence. ๐ก
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Still channelling J.R.C today … what’s the difference between Dwight Yorke and the Israeli army?
The Israeli army knew when to pull out of Jordan ..
da-dum-tish
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Quick! Someone perform an exorcism.Unpleasant hag.
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She had a money spinner right under her nose, with that ape of a son. He could’ve been used as the male Helen Keller and a black one at that, seeing as they always have a finger in every pie.
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Most blokes have fingers (and fists) in her chicken and steak pies (front and back door respectively).
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Fishy fish fish pie…
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I wouldnโt give up on that idea just yet.
Iโm fully expecting Harvey to appear on OnlyFans soon, twerking in his Spider Man Y Frontsโฆ.
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If the BBC do a remake of Henry the 8th Harvey will get the part, he can do hunchback after, the new black Charles Laughton
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Good job Harvey is a raspberry ripple, poor bloke probably has no idea of the extent of his mothers whoreness.
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I even think he’s been back in there.
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๐๐๐. She probably let him had a little poke, to remind her of his daddy.
As my pops once said, you don’t need to look at the mantlepiece to stoke the fire.
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Here’s a glimpse of the future for Katie, and it’s not pretty.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13274499/Stephanie-Mueller-transgender-public-defender-seattle.html
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Gorgeousness personified!
Imagine being up before the beak on contested charges and that turned up to defend you. How the hell could a sane jury take the arguments of a nutter like that seriously.
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Christ on a bike!
That’s a fright and no mistake.
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HER? Whatever it is it’s a freak of nature ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
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Reminds me of Dame Shirley Bassey.
‘Gold.. FIN-GER!’
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Jesus, that’s an Arthur and an ‘alf
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The header pic is quite horrendous…๐น
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How embarrassing, total loser Price exposed its vag on only fans and no one wanted to pay to look at it, same for old Volderman, she had to put it away as no one could bear to look at their crinkly meat flaps
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Stinking, suppurating meatuses, like a Fray Bentos dropped on a pavement.
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Just because JP is besotted with her,
Katie price back in the day
https://images.app.goo.gl/k4rzs1wfTzqkrUKp9
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We have all done some terrible things after a skinful at two in the morning.
Lust (and beer) overtake a gentleman’s senses and what looked like a pig peeping through a hedge a few hours earlier, now seems like a viable opportunity for draining one’s nuts.
Fast forward several more hours and the cold light of day finds you in a strange bedroom, staring mortified at what looks like Medusa’s uglier sister. You are disgusted with yourself and rightly so.
Now amplify that feeling a hundredfold if the former object of your affection happens to be Katie Price.
The horror! The sheer unadulterated horror at the thought you may have stuck your tinkle in a spotty, scabby old growler that looks and smells like a butcher’s bin.
Then the shame kicks in. ‘Did anyone see me leave the club with that…that thing’? If they did, you know you’re about to be the object of nationwide ridicule.
If this has ever happened to you, disown yourself now and retire to a remote cave and live out your days as a reclusive hermit.
You know who you are and you know this makes sense.
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Any hole’s a goal.
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Brought a tear to my eye, outstanding.
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