Irresponsible Cunts (3)

A nomination for the cunts who put themselves and the guys who have to rescue them in danger.

These are the cunts who do things and go places without any research or preparation, they go to remote places in flip flops without even checking the weather and then have to be rescued by people, helicopters, tracker dogs etc., sadly for free and then when they are returned to safety not dead, the first thing they say is I’m going to do it again next week.

What selfish cunts they are, there is nothing wrong with an adrenaline fix if that’s your poison, but at least prepare so you can do it right and not force others to risk their lives having to come a save your dumb, selfish, retarded arse….

Wales On Line

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

55 thoughts on “Irresponsible Cunts (3)

  1. It should be like shipping, if you need rescuing then there is a heavy fee to pay, especially if you’re irresponsible.

    • Countless feckless, t-shirt and shorts wearing types have been airlifted from Snowdonia,
      Hyperthermic and disoriented.

      There’s a reason Chris Bonnington, Sherpa Tensing didn’t set off up Everest in.trainers, shorts and t-shirt from Primark.

      Because it’s fuckin foolhardy.

      But these twats don’t just risk.their own lives but those of Mountain Rescue.

      • Good morning MNC

        I hope the removals are going well, no trade from me I am sorry to say we have just taken the house of the market.

        Like I said yesterday, you can’t prevent or legislate for fuckwittery, what shouldn’t be allowed is for fuckwittery to be compensated or impinge in the rest of society.

      • How do Wanksock 👍

        I’m ticketyboo thanks!
        Hope your well?

        I was dead for work in February but it’s picked up again now.

        Was you planning on downsizing or something?
        Hope it all works out for you.

  2. SLIGHTLY – but only slightly – off-topic, is the number of feckless, stupid and perhaps shady MPs who have to get bailed out with public money from outre situations they get into – usually in the early hours:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68841840

    The BBC will be delighted they won’t have to mention the transgressions of the Deputy Scrubber!

      • No that is Leicester East . Old Vazeline was replaced by an equally tarry fingered bastard (or bastardess I think it was a Labour wimminz)

      • But his shit coloured sister is MP for my sister’s constituency. Not for much longer though. My sensible sister is baling out.

    • Money would be saved in the long term by simply converting the HoP into a Category C prison. Naturally G4S will get the contract to run the site.

  3. No better example than Miles Routledge, “danger tourist”, the cunt in the link below – “YouTube star” who for a laugh goes to Afghanistan as the US withdraws its forces, and places additional strain on an already swamped diplomatic situation by forcing the British government to have to negotiate for his release with the Taliban, then he praises the country’s new regime for their excellent administration and maintaining of order in the country, before vowing to return as soon as he can.

    I sincerely hope he does return and experiences some of that compassionate Taliban justice they love to fluffily administer to the Western infidel.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12642475/Danger-tourist-held-captive-Taliban-plans-return-Afghanistan.html

    • Cunt should have been left to rot. A demonstration of utter boneheadedness by a feckless twat.

  4. Just think, if only Captain Scott had been wearing something a bit more substantial than t-shirt and trainers he might have survived.

    • Yes, he knew that he might be gone for some time. He should have got something more substantial than a pair of trackie bottoms, the daft cunt.

  5. I summited Snowdon in October 2022.

    It was full of total cunts who looked like they were queuing for Greggs.

    Mountain Rescue are proper good people sometimes having to risk their lives for next to nowt.

    There’s no cure for it regrettably.

    • Snowdon is no longer its name, Terence. It’s Yr Wyddfa according to the Eyri (formerly Snowdonia) National Park Authority, a body that no doubt receives a substantial part of its funding, directly or indirectly, from the English taxpayer. What a crock of shit. If I had an accident up there, and on Tryfan I nearly did once, I wouldn’t like to wait until the Welsh Air Force could rescue me. Fuck off, Taffy Two Face.

  6. Weather can change fast at higher altitude.

    Strolling along in sunshine, blue sky, birds tweeting etc.

    Suddenly it’s overcast, few specks of rain,
    It’s just dropped ten degrees.

    Cold, wet, unhappy.

    In your wisdom you didn’t pack a fleece, waterproofs,fresh socks or anything to start a fire.

    The rains heavier,
    Can’t see any landmarks,
    You’ve covered around 10 miles.

    Turn back?
    10 miles pissed wet through?
    Keep going?
    How far till you find somewhere to shelter/warm up?

    Your in trouble.

    Headaching from the cold
    Shivering,
    You twist your ankle and now you’re limping.

    Your not just in trouble
    Your in danger.

    You daft twat.

    • Yep, had an old friend of the family, a bit of a big headed adventurer who had summitted all of the major peaks.

      He was in Chamonix in June 20 years ago with his climbing buddy of forty years. They decided to have a springtime stroll up the top of the Mont Blanc glacier. Beautiful bright sunny day, so they went out in shorts and t-shirts. All was fine until a sudden blizzard surrounded them, they became disorientated and were found the next day huddled together for warmth under a rock, fifty yards from the nearest shelter, dead.

      That was someone who supposedly knew what he was doing, so these dickheads that think a quick trip up Scafell Pike and then lunch in Cafe Rouge is on the agenda for the day should just be invited to jump straight off the top if they even get there.

    • Morning MNC/all.
      Who’d want to go up mountains with loads of general public anyway? They’re mọngs and spastics
      Wierd.
      If you go off trekking in the mountains, do it in another country with no other fucker about and the chance you could get yourself into genuine trouble if shit goes south and no help is coming before making it down again, tired but happy and satisfied.

      • Hello Thomas 👍

        Sorry, went out on a job.
        Yep, I agree.

        I think.in.Australia it’s common practice if going into the outback to tell.someone exactly where your going.
        Same in.Canada and the US,
        Tell people where you plan to go.

        It narrows the search if they have to rescue you.
        The time saved could be the difference between finding you alive
        Or finding you dead.

      • When you went to Colorado Thomas were you hoping for an encounter with a cougar?

        More likely be the sharp teeth and claws kind that the sexy older lady kind.

      • A GPS tracker is very advisable as well. Pricey but essential if your a frequent climber or hillwalker.

    • Iv been up Snowdon 6 times, every time I saw cunts in jeans and shitty trainers. Absolute cock wombles.

  7. Massive amounts of money are wasted on rescues.

    On Monday I watched 2 helicopters going backwards and forwards over the long stretch of beach that we overlook.
    They would have been looking for a lost swimmer.

    It costs thousands to keep a helicopter in the air for hours on end.

    Some silly cunt would have been laying in the reasonably warm sunshine on the beach before getting into the sea which is still very cold at this time of year.

    The inevitable heart attack meant that he never got out again.

    It happens often.
    The rescue services still have to try anyway.

  8. Not forgetting, of course, the dumb arsed ‘aid worker’ types who like to stoke their egos in some of the worlds most dangerous shit holes.
    And after getting kidnapped or arrested on spying charges, then complain that their government didn’t do enough to get them out, or support them once they did.
    Stuck up a mountain in flip flops, or waltzing through Syria without bodyguards?
    You can fucking stay there!

  9. Mountains and the outdoors are racist..

    So I stay away, out of solidarity for my monkey cousin’s

  10. Well I blame it on the mountain owners.
    They should install escalators for going up and zip wires for going down.
    Problem solved and saves on expensive helicopters.
    🚁⛑️🆘

  11. I’m the opposite I now wear body armour and a gs4 helmet to go to the local shopping centre which is now full of Johnny foreigner usually in packs chattering away in unintelligible lingo…. strength in packs,not the strength in diversity 🧐

    ‘we need some bread love’. Foxtrot Charlie over, go go go 🎖️

  12. Obligatoty insurance when visiting certain places? Why not, I need it to visit places abroad when I’m not doing anything dangerous.

    • Good idea, go walking up mountain’s have “walking up mountain” insurance.

      I have specific insurance for my outdoor activities…

  13. Agreed. A connected matter that gets my back up is the Facebook ads for claims. Ingrowing toenail? You could be owed £000s (less the parasite ‘lawyer’s’ percentage cut), claim today! Accident because you’re a clumsy cunt who doesn’t look where he’s going? Contact Shithouse, Slimy and Bastard to start your claim today. Life isn’t risk-free and when something goes wrong grasping Joe and Jane Cunt shouldn’t expect others to put their hands in their pockets to compensate for their stupidity.

  14. I think a lot of these morons have had a look at the SAS Survival Handbook and see themselves as really tough adventurer types who can deal with any situation.

    That’s until they find themselves disorientated in a blinding blizzard, some hundreds of feet up on a bare hillside, and can’t get a signal on their mobile phone.

    Why others then put their necks on the line to go and look for these cunts is beyond me.

    Morning all.

  15. I’d just send a St. Bernard looking for the irresponsible cunt after a sniff at a pair of dirty underwear and his regular barrel of rum and have him eat the twat. The rum would be for himself to keep warm. You pat him on the back on his return and thank him for keeping the mountain tidy.

  16. Then there’s all those cunts who go to sea on a paddleboard or rubber ring on a fine day only to find the riptides drag them out to sea and the poor old RNLI have to rush to their rescue. Also the sailors who get stuck because they don’t check their gear and don’t have the right survival kit. All clueless cunts who don’t know what a tide is – low or high

    Not to mention all the dinghy riders who should be left floating in the Channel………..cunts

    • I remember listening to a woman on the radio who was involved in one of these rescue organizations. Her team had been out and picked up a family who were half dead and frozen. Their daughter refused a drink of hot coffee, saying she preferred fizzy pop.

      • Fuking hell, why am I not surprised. Why shoudl a dozen people risk their lives to save one selfish cunt…

        Oooops, I didn’t mean to push you out the rescue helicopter. Never mind, we’re a bit lighter now.

  17. The Nth degree? … BEING rescued , .. and not even showing gratitude.

    On Everest.

    Being lugged by an exhausted Sherpa(NOT from your party) for 6 hours in the ‘death zone’ to safety. Helped by 2 more towards the end.

    And not even mentioning them when interviewed about the climb.

    https://gearjunkie.com/climbing/rescued-climber-slammed-for-not-thanking-sherpa

    The outright CUNT.

    It’s not the only case, either. There was a woman,I recall, did more or less exactly the same a few years back.

  18. There seems to be an epidemic with fucking idiots wearing shorts in Cities, in all weathers. But this has to be the most cuntish thing i have read yet.
    Let them freeze to death and don’t call search and rescue as i’m sure there will be genuine people that are really up shit creek.

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