Eid is a cunt.
So a brutal, barbaric, terroristic faith celebrates its Chinese knock off version of Easter (with all the chocolate and fun removed) and the media are wetting themselves.
It’s not a British holiday, and it’s being celebrated by people who for the most part are here illegally, and yet apparently we should care about it. If the Mudslimes want to starve themselves half to death and have their little celebration then so be it, but we don’t need to hear about it.
Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt
And supported by: mystic maven
A supporting nom for Opinionated Cunt’s Eid nomination, now ITV have decided to celebrate Eid and have incorporated it into their logo.
Did anyone see the peaceful celebrations of Eid in Southall yesterday?
This is the Eid
My only friend
The Eid
Of everything that stands
The Eid
Of our elaborate plans
The Eid
I’ll never look into your eyes again
This is the Eid
Bacon butty over here please luv👍
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I would rather celebrate eid sheeran day.
Im sure the BBC website will be overflowing with Saint George’s day news.
Morning all..
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Eid? Ramadan? I’m absolutely beside myself with indifference…
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If I was born a Muslim I don’t think that I would be too enthusiastic about the religion.
I certainly wouldn’t praise Allah.
In fact I would be really pissed off with him.
Why was I born a Pákí?
Why am I so poor?
Why am I hungry?
Why do I live in a shit hole?
Why do I stink so bad?
Why does my wife have a moustache?
But Muslims are very keen on praying.
Perhaps by praying 5 times a day, every day they are expecting a miracle.
Like turning white.
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May piss be upon them.
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It can fuck off.
If the dirty paki cunts take over then apartheid will be introduced.
White English segregated and last in line for everything..
Just ask these poor buggers..
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/22/its-nothing-to-do-with-racism-plead-kent-residents-fighting/
Good morning.
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I’m still baffled as to why a couple of Muslims appeared on Dragons Den once with their ‘invention’ of a halal Easter egg😱
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Exactly.
My invention of a Ramadan pork pie didn’t get a look in.
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@art ….. my new collection of snug bomb-er jackets literally blew them away 💣
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Was the Halal Easter egg a grenade?
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Is that header pic, eid?
Or is it a meeting of Gary Coleman’s fan club..
“Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, mo”
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If the park keys fancy a bit of a knees up after doing a Bobby Sands impersonation, good luck to them.
Let them put on their best pyjamas and get shit faced on lychee juice.
But the supermarkets and now national television treat it like Christmas.
Maybe Jamie Oliver can come up with something like Jamie’s Perfect Eid on channel 4.
‘My amazing goat curry is full of mega flavours that will make you and your family stink for days. It offers a great alternative use for goat after you’ve fucked it senseless. Pukka!’
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There isn’t a band wagon than the mockney, thick tongued Jamie Oliver will not jump on.
The cunt.
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Pukka-Fukka.
Not forgetting Eid is an anag. of Die.
Ullage be upon Ullah.
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Fat Tongue has a family of mongs, he’s clearly inspired by the age-old p@ki tradition of inter breeding. His grandkids will need a wheelbarrow to cart around their gigantic tongues.
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We reap what we sow, cunters.
Eid can fuck right off.
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Happy St George’s Day everyone. I’m sure it will rammed down our throats all day by our excellent media
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Celebrate it while it’s still allowed and not banned for being racist.
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Typical of our racist country to have a foreigner as its patron saint…
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Aethelstan and St Edmund were English, the Normans (more invading foreigners) installed The Roman military officer George to the title.
The white dragon rampant.
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🎵 Allah save our gracious King
Long live our noble King
Allah save our King…
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Kuffars,Jews, LGBTQ, etc…..
Just reverse the letters….Eid 😩
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Eid rekcuf-rehtom Eid
Like that? Even sounds like their local lingo. Winner.
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Ayatollah Hamish McYousless, Supreme Leader of the Caliphate of Jockistan explained why he fasts during Ramadamadingdong:
Bread – WHITE
Milk – WHITE
Yoghurt – WHITE
Porridge – WHITE
Fish – WHITE
See you Jimmy at Alan’s Snackbar.
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Happy St George’s day everyone.
It seems five people have died trying to cross the channel.
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That will be 360 virgins that are eagerly waiting in Jannah.
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Trying to get here before the wakanda deal gets through…
Good job poseidon..
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Good news indeed.
Happy St George’s Day 🏴🏴🏴
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Always nice to have a good news story for once.
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😁 tough let the rats drown
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Bit early for me to have a considered answer on this subject so I’m just gonna go with Fuck Eid!
Happy St. Georges day all
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The Met Fatsos enjoy a bit of Eid – after bacon sarnies, so do the supermarkets, and the BBC. On their knees in anticipation weeks ahead, apologising for colonialism. Almost as much fun as the Notting Hill stabival and other British traditions. Put the flags out (Palestinian, obvs), and the red carpet. All clean fun, but remember to wipe your arse with your left hand. Not joining in is a hate crime.
Good morning, everyone.
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Eid is when the cunts start to drop litter all over the place once again.
Ever noticed through Ramadan that the streets are far less festooned with litter. Especially in such places as Luton Bradford tower hamlets etc. True.
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Anzac day this Thursday. Buy an Allied veteran a beer.
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Fuck Eid!
England has St George’s Day
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
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St Edmund was England’s original patron saint.
A proper Englishman.
Edward III swapped him for St George, a Turk.
That’s when the rot set in.
You can bet your wife when Starmer’s PM he’ll swap St George the Turk for St George of Floyd.
And on it goes,
England’s slow, now ever faster decline down the shitter.
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Sadly yes 😔
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A house round the corner has a big England flag across the front windows, I thought the fucking football was on again.
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Eid is the now the kind of theme that has the likes of Michael Palin jetting around the world to make TV shows about it, pulling sympathetic faces at the ramaramadingdongs.
Or worse, they’ll get all their footage in Britain.
I can’t recall if it was so bad last year but methinks the whole Gaza thing has something to do with it. Got to placate the mob in case they damage more property. Heaven forbid trying to police them.
The lengths the money-powers will go to in appeasing these, essentially, backwards religious fuckwits is truly shameful.
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I don’t celebrate anything, not even my own birthday and people get upset if I don’t agree. Its difficult with family and try to remember but genuinely forget and apologies don’t really get accepted.
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See. I even forgot to mention the reason for celebrating is that I’m alive on waking each day.
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I know.ALL of the idiots in the MSM are fawning themselves over EID.Twats to the max.Sheep.Full gas chamber treatment.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/6j_mld95gSQ?si=fYlbh5hEieQq52UH
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I wish they would fast at night as well as day during Ramadan.
Also, when peaceful men are circumcised they should remove the entire penis not just the foreskin.
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