The plinth that should of held a statue of william IV but the cupboard was bare.
So sat empty for 150 years.
So over the years various sculptures and so called art works have resided there..
Who doesn’t remember the marvellous big thumbs up sculpture, or the fly on a dollop of whipped cream. ” a pile of human excrement would of been more apt”
So I imagine like everyone else, you have been waiting with baited breath for the next marvels..
Well the wait is over.
First up is everywoman, though you won’t be surprised to know she is black..
With a oversized arse, and overdressed for a trip to the benefit office, or some casual shoplifting..
The second is meant to be someone on a horse under a shroud. But looks like a melted asda carrier bag to me..
Not surprisingly the bbc and guardian love them..
Personally a large sign with nothing to see here would be cheaper. Or khan’s rotting corpse would suffice..
Still if it entertains the tourists, before they get ripped off or mugged..
Good luck to them..
Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt
A triptych depicting a dinghy, a mobile phone and a bennies cheque would be my choice. A collection could be made with all proceeds going to the RNLI.
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Good morning, everyone.
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I should think the next 4th plinth statue will be one of the Prophet Mohamed, piss be upon his name. Rather like Oxford Street, currently festooned with “Happy Ramadan” lights to welcome in Easter.
As the late Ruff Tuff Creampuff frequently and astutely observed, this country is finished.
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I’d like to offer mt latest artwork for the fourth plinth. I call it “Things To Come” and it is an art installation comprising a pair of open legs, with a scab-ridden vagina, with a pair of urine sodden knickers, bespattered with excrement.
It is my tribute to AnalEase Dodds and Angela Rayner – the only whore to have ever become deputy Prime Minister and her flyblown dirty looking colleague, and a reminder that the next government will be a government of all the old wimminz of both genders.
Enjoy your breakfats!
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As probably one of the foremost experts on art in the country I’d like to give my opinion on these sculptures.
Rubbish.
A horse rider under a blanket?
Not Prince Andrew under there?
On his way to Pizza hut.
The fat arsed sooty,screams
“THOMAS!!!”
A clear infringement of Tom and Jerry cartoons copyright ©️.
They should put up a big fuck off giant nose in honour of beaky midget mayor khan.
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https://youtu.be/6Xu22H2ujdc?feature=shared
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Good Morning
Wireless 4 just had that cunt Nick Robinson, “interviewing” the fragrant Angela. Apparently it is her birthday today and he must have wished her happy birthday about 5 times, not something he does with any right of centre politicians. They just touched on her shenanigans with her former council house and moved on pretty sharpish. If Angela does have some form of smelly pox she would have caught it from Robinson.
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Look what I just found;
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/angela-rayner-made-a-fool-of-me/
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No surprise about Rayner arfur – she is a cheap, shameless hypocritical little trollop, a slut who would open her legs for anything with a dick and a pulse, provided it got her some place. She has the morals of a goat. If she can open her legs as wide as she can open her mouth she has got it made.
I will really laugh when she has plotted and carried out Kweer’s downfall – it is no more than he deserves , but God help the country when the likes of her, Burgon, Sultana, Butler and the other lunatics takes over the asylum.
I have always thoughr that “sexism” was overplayed in the HoC – lets face it there are so many poofters in there.
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Perhaps a Pakistani cab driver holding a baby…
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looky i’n no using hands!
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Emily Thornberry’s St. George Cross festooned bloomers.
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The four plinths will have minarets on before too long and Nelson will be replaced by a huge speaker blaring out The Adhan.
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I just assumed the fourth plinth was being kept vacant for when it will be used as the executioner’s block when Caliph Suckdick Khan The Unmentionable returns to power to establish the Final Reign of Terror and mercifully despatch his enemies in a loving peaceful sea of blood down the Strand.
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A bronze statue of Jimmy Savile.
How’s about that then.
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Now then, now then!
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*urgle urgle urgle*
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A gleaming scimitar blade, black hand holding it, pointed aloft with blood dripping.
A symbol the locals can truly identify with.
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The chunky Nigerian woman should come with some dialogue: “AHH mus ave more MO-nees, coz me SIX child-REN dems CA-not eat. Der PA-pa in pri-SON fer dee rapes he no com-MIT. Da jus-TICE here no good. Gimme da MO-nees, youza rayyyy-ceest, cha.”
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i thought it was a “formerly known as easter” egg, or whatever we have to call it in England to placate the carpet and butt plug sniffers at the snack bar.
the pigeon shit will contrast lovely with the fat cotton picker
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I’m surprised that anyone goes to Trafalgar Square.
Nelson was obviously racist and was (at first) totally opposed to ending the slave trade.
The only reason why his statue has not been vandalised is because spray paint won’t go that high.
Replace him with a statue of Nelson Mandela.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxqQe_dBGQA
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Nelson is still my hero and always will be
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For the forth plinth I would employ the services of the guy who built the replica of Grenfell Tower out of cardboard.
He could make a permanent one out of metal or stone.
Jazz it up a bit by having flames shoot out when you put a pound coin in slot machine.
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I was going to order a dozen Grenfell christmas candles…I was gutted when I found out the advert was fake.
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America made 2 big mistakes, importing the cunts and then not sending them back.
Here’s some madness – Dali ship, named after Salvador Dali, the artist who painted the picture
THE BROKEN BRIDGE.
pilot was Ukranian.
Fuck me I’m making a bacofoil crash helmet today.
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Come the revolution/civil war that will befall this country eventually, it would be a good spot to mount a gibbet from which to hang the corpse of this country’s traitors.
Mind you, seeing as those traitors consist of the government, BBC and most of the UK’s media, there’d need to be a gibbet in every town, village and hamlet in the land.
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Bit oft topic, but I see the cunts at the BBC are wanking furiously over a 40year old ‘IRA’ film ‘that’s come to light’ after all these years.
Shows that cunt Martin Mcguniess and others making car bombs and practicing with various weapons.
IRA, Hamas, ISIS, all terrorist cunts, not that the BBC will tell you.
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use lamp posts, fill the streets with the gibbeted cunts
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the fourth plinth, AKA ‘the shitbox’ on which cultural vandals can display their childish tat..
Damien Hirst should embalm Safuq Khan and Dua Lipa, posed with a strap-on with the Olympic 2012 logo along the shaft.
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*Sadfuq
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Or you could have a statue of Yvette Cooper bent over stark bollock naked taking a giant Islamic cock up her arse. That’s her turn on – when portly old Ed Balls is mounting her, she is probably fantasising it is some old Muslim grandad with a beard and reeking of curry and garlic.
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Is that what those muslim brothers are shuffling around in that viral video?
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pork hotdogs up their carpet sniffing fart boxes
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Next time it will be a statue of George Floyd being “murdered” by two white cops, with a BLM flag sticking out of his arse
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at least that would be funny, you could activate it like a kid’s ride with a 10p, as it screams i can’t breath the knee presses down harder
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The Nigerian woman should be wearing some Primark leggings and pullover in lurid colours, both several sizes too small.
In her right hand should be a mobile phone, stolen naturally. In the left should be the handle of a KFC family bucket (a light snack for muh lunch n sheet).
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if not holding a bucket of chicken, the scratching her gusset like the she-boon I once saw in the foyer of Southampton General.
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the poor crabs were trying to escape the stench
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Nobody minds a bit of fun, which is how this fourth plinth business started originally, but like everything else, it’s become a woke advertising billboard.
It’s also now, it seems, the preserve of dark key ‘artists’ who’ve obviously given up aspiring to be architects.
And whilst we’re on the subject of ‘art’, the BBC have filled their Tena pants to bursting and are now furiously wanking off over the latest mural by that fucking vandal, Banksy.
Apparently Banksy is a person of mystery, nobody knows who it is.
What a load of bollocks. The media know who they are, but they’re happy to go along with the charade.
I reckon it’s a dark key. Who else could graffiti peoples houses and not get arrested?
Answers on a post card to Met Police, Scotland Yard, London.
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Apparently it’s a bloke called Robin Gunningham.
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another load of shit, i fuckin hate graffiti
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The tits and arse black tart, represent the modern Horse of Troy. Or the pissed up slag that continuously falls down and gets up again, after a night out on the tiles.
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Does the ” installation ” include a phone box that the jîgaboo has just shat in ? 💩
Good morning 🌄👍
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That was a truly fucking filthy video.
Funniest bit was that the mega-boon could hardly fit (for a shit).
This raises the question are phone boxes racist? They need to be updated for those suffering from diversity. Maybe they could install a knife sharpener as well.
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a weight activated trapdoor into a cesspit of their own shit would be better
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May I suggest the next installation is a dinghy full of dogshit with machetes stuck in it.
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jewstin welby would christen it
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I forecast that it will be replaced in due course by either:
A ten foot statue of some complete cunt wearing a turban and bedsheets..
Or our glorious New Leader,in Field Marshal dress uniform holding a sword,atop a mound of dead pakiś and all our other vanquished enemies..so the statue will be 200ft high.
Let’s see what fucking we’ll happens.
Good morning.
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Oh and fuck off autocorrect phone cunt
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The Icicle represent the government walking blindly into decisions, without being seen.
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I think they are both splendid,
A grotesque and the incomprehensible.
A true representation of the UK today.
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Perhaps it could be left empty again to represent the Great and the Good of this Country (revered and regularly sucked off by the Media) who all live abroad and don’t pay any tax; the CUNTS.
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Chosen from a short list of seven, hate to think what the other five look like.
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They included another black woman, a black cat representing Suffragettes, a sweet potato that looks like a giant turd, and an Indian ice cream van. I kid ye not.
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The bleck woman looks like she’s on a night out to KFC.
Personally, I am offended by this and might to a Bristol Edward Coulston and rip it down.
In any case the thousands of flying rats in the square will most likely shit on it and turn her white over time.
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Edward Colston? Do a Chemical Ali and throw it in the Thames
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To celebrate and consolidate the UK’s “special relationship” with the US, we should honour the greatest post war president (and soon to be next president) of the USA, Donald J. Trump, with a permanent position on the 4th plinth.
The awesome statue in the video below – which presents the Donald in all his magnificent glory – would be perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY9tZL1F-4g
Hopefully we could purchase it for the nation. If not, we should contract the artist at huge expense to make an identical one.
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We coukd make our own out of American brand orange-coloured cheese snacks.
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wotsits stain your dick orange if you don’t wash your hands first…just saying
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Suckdick Khunt thought it ok to have a statue of John Chilembwe on the fourth plinth. A man who wanted to exterminate white people.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-uncomfortable-lessons-of-the-new-fourth-plinth-statues/
So I suggest balancing the books by using the plinth to execute anyone who opposes the traditional British way of life.
Starting with the pro Hamas demonstrators.
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Fuck me.
A memorial statue of the Phone Box Shitter.
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