Trafalgar Square’s Fourth Plinth (3)

The plinth that should of held a statue of william IV but the cupboard was bare.
So sat empty for 150 years.

So over the years various sculptures and so called art works have resided there..

Who doesn’t remember the marvellous big thumbs up sculpture, or the fly on a dollop of whipped cream. ” a pile of human excrement would of been more apt”

So I imagine like everyone else, you have been waiting with baited breath for the next marvels..

Well the wait is over.
First up is everywoman, though you won’t be surprised to know she is black..
With a oversized arse, and overdressed for a trip to the benefit office, or some casual shoplifting..

The second is meant to be someone on a horse under a shroud. But looks like a melted asda carrier bag to me..

Not surprisingly the bbc and guardian love them..

Personally a large sign with nothing to see here would be cheaper. Or khan’s rotting corpse would suffice..

Still if it entertains the tourists, before they get ripped off or mugged..
Good luck to them..

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Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

94 thoughts on “Trafalgar Square’s Fourth Plinth (3)

  1. With that big fat black arse up there, is like having a permanent eclipse. Ideal for her clan to go on looting indefinitely.

  2. O/T but the council have been replacing bus stops in Leicester with new ones. I came home from Asda to find one being installed at the end of our drive. I pointed out that buses hadn’t stopped there for a least a year but I suppose the council has to spend our money before the end of the financial year.

  3. Surely neither of these “sculptures” is a serious contender?
    Personally I don’t live in London but I would happily drive there to destroy sculpture and creator.
    I’m sorry but both are utter crap and that’s being polite!
    Why not have a teacher with a shiner as a reminder to the ill thought out removal of discipline in school and society at large as a monument to the failure of allowing them to express themselves.
    Conclusive that the soft approach is total bollocks!

    • Some teachers deserve a shiner. One of mine certainly did, and worse. I would have liked to see him end up like Mussolini, whom he bore a passing reselmblance to.

      • Had a maths teacher like that when i lived in grimsby in the 60s he stood on a chair and jumped off swinging the cane down and broke my finger! my dad the fiery irish cunt he was went their and knocked seven colours of shit out of him.

  4. What I can never get over is just how innappropriate it looks to place this stuff is in the classic context of Trafalgar Square.

    Plus, as the cliché has it, I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like, and in my opinion, this is just plain old crap.

    Morning all.

    • recalling the old song,
      “I live in Trafalgar Square with 4 lions to guard me”
      Don’t remember anything about shit, rubbish and fat arse sweaty turds guarding anyone

  5. The equivalent of ‘starting a chant’ at a concert or crowded sports venue, .. it would be great to relentlessly give the black & blue thing there a name until it became widespread & heard by all.

    Maybe something symbolic or that tells a story of where Britain is marching forwards to the backwards with this kind of ongoing neverending shit.

    I suggest Mammy Mangledfanny, just to remind everyone that once the numbers game is won, and the balance tips completely, … well certain types will no longer have to inconvenience themselves travelling back nearer the equator, or finding an off-the-books practitioner of the scandalously overlooked nearer-the-equator ‘cultural’ tradition of FGM.

    A fuckin’ white dude with his head buried in a pile of sand would be 100x more appropriate than the tat that’s going up.

  6. dammit ..

    “taking a holiday” (with the quote marks) , in place of ‘travelling back’ in the piece above would convey the point being made FAR better …

    As in : … certain types will no longer have to inconvenience themselves ‘taking a holiday’ nearer the equator, or finding an off-the-books practitioner of the scandalously overlooked nearer-the-equator ‘cultural’ tradition of FGM.

  7. This obsession with pro-human simians is becoming bizarre. Every advert where a model is required is now propagated with the other mob. Even historical figures are now being presented as them. What is going on?

  8. A staute of a freed black slave on his knees. Thanking Nelson and his naval forces for stopping the slave trade.

    • with Heart of Oak played on loop for the degenerates and immigrant-worahippers to get an idea of what made this country wealthy.

  9. On further inspection, the proportions on the sculpture wouldn’t be out of place in a horror movie, especially the hands

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