Primary School Kids Still Not Toilet Trained (2)

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Sending your kids to school in nappies.
Really? If you do this, you really are a cunt.

The Independent

I almost didn’t believe this, but I asked Aunty Google, and it’s true.
Not only are some parents sending their kids to school only partly toilet trained, but some roll up with a pack of pull-up and wipes, and seem to think it’s not only the teachers job to clean shitty arses, but also to complete the toilet training.

Fucking unbelievable! I’d reserve the right of any teacher to refuse a place at the school for any child aged 5 who wasn’t ( excluding the odd accident) fully toilet trained.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

72 thoughts on “Primary School Kids Still Not Toilet Trained (2)”

  1. Not toilet trained, can’t brush their teeth, can’t hold a pencil, short attention span, can’t play with others.
    But enough of the Royal Family. What about primary school kids?

  2. I’d take it as complete evidence that the parents are both wholly unsuitable to have children and absolute cunts.

    Remove their entitlement to child benefit and have them birched daily til learned.

    Good morning.

  3. The implementation of a few rules would solve a lot of problems in this country:

    1. If either parent is on benefits, these will be immediately stopped if you elect to have a child.
    2. All prospective parents must take a mandatory IQ test – anyone scoring lower than the intellectual capacity of watercress will have to pay to attend a course in basic academic, practical and moral aptitude. Every time you fail the course you will be fined ten thousand pounds until you pass it.
    3. If you have never contributed anything to the exchequer and you elect to have a child you will be required to perform unpaid community service during school hours to settle the debt you will be accruing to society.

    That ought to do it.

    • Genuinely sensible suggestions! Shame there’s no one left in politics with the balls to make it so.

  4. I bet they are all potty mouthed though.

    Sounds like the future generation of the civil service..

  5. Come to think of it, just stop benefits full stop.

    Anyone unable to cope, well we always need fertiliser.

  6. Yeah, i woulda toilet trained my kid but its not my fault cos i’ve got mental ‘ealth ishoos caused by the gover’ment.
    Innit bro.

    • Most come from dinghys that didn’t have toilets onboard, all the teacher has to do is point little Sinbad to a corner of the playground and he’ll happily shit in it and dig his arse out with his fingers, sorted

  7. Not sure whether the teachers would be able to help in any case most are 💩 themselves nowadays….the kids have them on a string and dancing to their tune.
    no more whizzing board dusters flying in your direction these days,now it’s pronouns and ‘im a transexual,bisexual,cisexual, non-binary alien’ today! Bring back the cane swiiiiissshhh 👍

    • Yours maybe, not mine. Trained my rugrats to bully weak little self shitters. All mine came out the womb ready to pass their eleven plus and requesting Andrex 4ply.

  9. I’m sure kids still take the piss out of one another. This must be right up there for piss taking material. Clearly the parents don’t care.

    • They’re not allowed to take the piss now, so even that bit of perfectly natural peer pressure has gone.

    • Bully the parents, you can spot the cunts easily enough, they arrive in taxis still wearing all in one pyjamas with stained crotches and stretched knees, the cab waits to drive them on to a daily tour of the food banks before going home to lay on their dog shit covered sofas and spend 6 hours on their new apple phones “liking” Meghan Markles latest award and dreaming of getting bum surgery on their lips to look like sambos

  10. Teachers’ duties should not have to extend beyond teaching and maintaining a safe environment for doing so. Anything else should not be their responsibility. Any none toilet trained children of arrogant, entitled and often benefit claiming shits should be sent home until they are proved clean. Hard fucking luck, more Rons. The same should apply for a lot of other things that are parental responsibilities too.

    • I’m not convinced that sitting next to some smelly cunt in class who’s wearing a nappy full of shit constitutes a safe environment.

      • You wouldn’t need to be because if I had my way they wouldn’t get anywhere near a classroom until they were fully toilet trained and having to wear a nappy doesn’t meet my requirements. “Sorry Ms. Single Parent and Single Brain Cell on benefits M’ong, take the little bastard home until he can shit properly”.

  11. Yet another indicator of the slow long term decline of the country. I was born in 1951 and raised and attended school in a poor part of a poor town. I can honestly say I never witnessed this problem or even heard of such. The other thing happening in education today which I can’t get on with is lack of school attendance. Other cunters of my generation will remember that terror of feckless parents, the “School Board Man”. If a child didn’t attend school one day he or she had better have a convincing explanation in a note from a parent the next day. If a child missed a second day without a good explanation from parents the School Board man would be round at the house that day demanding to know why. I think the rot set in there when it was accepted that children could skip school to go on holiday.

    • Agreed, Arfur. The same decline is also seen through the number and also variety of obvious money laundering enterprises allowed to exist on our high and no so high streets. Something for the weekend, sir? No, just fuck off back to the shit pile that you’ve come from, greasy cunt.

    • Ha ha, “School Board Man”.
      I remember my Father threatening me with that.
      Like yourself I was born in the fifties, in Fulham when it was a khazi, never heard of un-house trained kids at school.
      Morning all.

  13. No doubt the tax payer will be wiping their fucking arses for the rest of their lives.

    Good morning, everyone.

  14. If these brats are unable to wipe their own bottoms, then who’s going to wipe their parents’ bottoms when their parents are too old and decrepit to wipe their own bottoms?

    • I’m sure Uncle Tez being the caring sort will provide wheelchair access to his oven.
      🏭👨‍🦼👩‍🦼🧑‍🦼👩‍🦽🧑‍🦽🤺👍

  15. The schools have been teaching kids to clean their teeth in Yorkshire. You have to wonder at the scratters that have them.

  16. If a child can’t use a toilet, they must be told to go outside and use the Paķî way, ie shit in the street then smear your arse on the pavement edge.

  18. I remember when I was a lad one of my mates at school said “ooops” just done one.

    I kid you not, a little turd rolled out of his short trousers. It looked just like a malteeser.

    We were doubled up in laughter, when one of the more mischievous of us came up with a cunning plan….you can guess what he had in mind…!

    Result, out came the cane…😂

    • Archie@

      When my dad was a kid rationing was still ongoing and shortages would result in the hysterical shout

      ” They’ve got chips in the chippy!”

      So a luxury like chocolate was a real luxury for a kid.

      My dad and uncle told my aunt they had chocolate raisins.
      Which she begged to share.

      Rabbit shit.

      My grandad gave them a taste of his belt.😂

      • AHHH remember my old mum telling me that, her older brother gave her a hand full of currents to “Eat quick before mum finds out”…rabbit shit…thanks for the giggle I’d forgotten that one

    • I shit myself once at school. Kids are fuckin’ merciless when it comes to not letting you forget stuff! 😂

  20. Being a child of the forties, teachers refused to allow me to go to the toilet when raising my hand. Hence the encrusted cowpat in my trousers.

    Being left handed at most things, using scissors with my right hand came naturally. Must’ve been taught the skill, due to making a perfect cut. No left handed scissors in those days. Luckily found out that I’d just escaped being forced to do everything right handed against my will. Left handed children were known to be called the “devils child,” previously.

    • i am a lefter and also had what my mother used to call a ‘cow’s lick’ parting which she used to say was a double lucky sign …….what happened mother!

  21. It occurs to me that the kids would probably not be able to talk either.

    All a child has got to do is say, “I need to go to the bog” and they are toilet trained.

    Not only are the parents so feckless that they don’t know how to teach their snot gobbling offspring how to ask for the toilet but they are also so fucking stupid that they see nothing wrong with changing a 4 or 5 year old’s shitty nappy.

    I can imagine that in my days in primary school a kid would be sent home if it turned up in a nappy.
    Any child that shat or pissed itself would have been sent to the nurses office and the parents would be called to collect them.

  23. Are social services turning a blind eye to this because it’s a ‘cultural’ thing?

    I remember as a kid having to dress myself, including tying a tie and shoelaces. The morning routine also had me washing my own face, brushing my own teeth and combing my own hair.

    Any kid who couldn’t take themselves off to the toilet aged 5 would soon by finding themselves in the thicko class with the rest of the crayon eaters.

    • Certainly not a cultural thing Odin in the sense that I think that you mean.

      Just like there are no black or Asian kids ‘transitioning’ in schools (because their parents would slap the fuck out of them), then I am almost sure that kids that are not toilet trained by school age are exclusively white.

      The dozy parents hand over their entire education to the state.
      They also expect the state to toilet train their kids.

      And of course, due to the monumental cunt Rashford, they also expect the state to feed their sprogs in and out of term time.

      No responsibility whatsoever.

      • The parents need a visit from social services and the kids need to be excluded until they have the correct social and hygiene skills to be allowed around other kids.

    • The thicko class, fast track to prison. We had some really special characters in that class, one of them smelt like piss another was sticking crayons up her minge, then there was the kid with the hair-lip who would fight his own shadow.

      Good times.

  25. I read something similar in the Guardian quite recently, but typically rather than blame parent(s) for not being proper dedicated parents, they blame the government, they blame child benefit, they blame “busy lifestyles”, they blame abject poverty etc etc.

    In essence, everyone is to blame other than the parent(s) themselves.

    Always someone else’s problem!

  26. I used to work in a Kindergarten; after a few years, a new rule meant that if we had intimate (i.e. toilet) contact we had to fill in a form. My suggestion that staff use a yellow form for a wee and a brown form for a poo was not well received…

  29. I’ve always thought it one of life’s great ironies that you enter the world needing to be put into a nappy, and you probably leave it the same way.

    Afternoon all.

    • That’s the circle of life my friend.

      Could it be true of this site?

      Most are not born cunts, but become the cunt and then go back to not being a cunt?

  30. Kids seemingly can’t wash, clean their teeth, wipe their arses or even chew food properly

    And yet you give them a tablet or smartphone and they’re all over it, wooshing, swishing, pinching and texting in minutes!

    Funny that!

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