More Than Fifteen Minutes Of Fame

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As that pretentious poof Andy Warhol said, every cunt is famous for fifteen minutes.
And, in the old days, people were. There would be those who were ‘names’ in the 60s. 70s and 80s, and they would have their time and never be seen again.

But, since the 1990s, there have been cunts who had little or no talent to begin with who have stayed ‘famous’ and hung around like a bad smell ever since. The media is partly to blame for continuing the cover such vacuous nonentities.

And then there are the ‘celebrities’ themselves. Grasping publicity and money whores, who would sell anything to the likes of OK magazine. Cunts who should have crawled away years ago, but who are still in peoples’ faces.

With no sign of ever disappearing. The Spice Girls being some of the worst offenders. They were shite and useless in their prime. But the talentless bints are still everywhere. That Mel B has been at it again recently. Promoting absolutely nothing but herself.

Madonna is another one. A well past it ancient relic, who acts like she is still 25 and just refuses to fuck off. There is nothing worse than a ‘star’ who has had their time, but still wants it again and again and again.

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Nominated by: Norman

122 thoughts on “More Than Fifteen Minutes Of Fame”

  1. Davina McCall and Amanda Holden.

    They’re everywhere, all of the time. But with zero discernable talent.

    • Loan shark shill who spends all her time virtual signalling on social media. Can’t stand the lard arsed cow.

    • She’s cerainly coming over as more and more shrill of late.

      She should stick to what she’s good at; flashing her tits and arse, and acting as a snake oil salesman for dodgy life insurance policies.

  3. That’s what happens when you have hundreds of tv and radio channels..

    A unlimited stream of tards dribbling nonsense 24/7..

    Most of these cunts are only famous for still being alive..
    You have opened a can of worms here norm..to many to mention..
    Though that fat land whale Allison Hammond, makes me hate a black women..

    Only kidding..

    I hate all black people

  7. Tess Daly and Zoe Ball are just too examples of personality free zones that are paid fortunes by us for i know not what.

    • Zoe Ball is paid because she’s Johnny Ball’s kid. Weird that her and and fellow 90s drunk tart Sara Cox are both radio 2 presenters.

  8. Anyone remember comedy double act Hope and Keen?
    I saw them in Scarborough in the early 60s.
    Then they did the decent thing and disappeared without trace.

    Good cunting Norman. It’s difficult to think of any one of today’s slebs who isn’t a cunt.

  9. Imagine being famous for being a ‘celebrity’. It has even less status than night soil remover. At least the latter was doing a useful job.

    Those celebrity fuckers who inhabit the hell that are Channel 4/More 4 game shows are the lowest of the low. ‘Look at me, I am a gaye cun!t’ , ‘No, look at me, I am a gaye dragged up cunt!’, ‘No, look at me, I am a trans gaye cunt’, ‘No, look atme, I am a fat, ugly, lesbianic cunt’ … Why couldn’t they have chosen a quieter suicide.

    Good morning, everyone.

  10. Celebrities were much classier in the olden days. Lady Isobel Barnett, Derek Nimmo, Frank Muir and Dennis Norden, Fenella Feilding. A proper touch of class from the days of the BBC Light Programme. Of course they were around for just a minute!

    • Quality observations, 20k below H two O. Some of those you’ve named crossed my mind only yesterday, along with the great Patrick Campbell. As humorists on Call My Bluff he and Frank Muir were without equal. I was still only young when both were in the twilight of their careers and wish that they were around today for me to enjoy in an adult and more insightful way. Those that we have in their stead are beyond lamentable, shortly stated – shit!

    • Not forgetting David Jacobs ,Simon Dee,Cliff Michelmore,Susan George,Alexandra Bastedo,Dianna Rigg,Linda Thomson,etc..

  11. The Spice Girls are an irritating bunch indeed.
    According to the media, they shaped the 90’s and redefined the musical cosmos.
    Yet, as individuals, they’re skint.
    They must have been on piss poor contracts.
    And we’ve now got Mel B banging on about her abusive relationship (another one. Is there a common denominator here?) yet her ex husband has custody of her daughter and she’s paying him nearly four grand a month maintenance.
    Girl power, yet again, seems to be a load of bollox.
    Best ensnare some poor, gullible millionaire like your band mates , Mel.
    That’ll sort it.

  12. Too much ambition, not much talent. Take a bow, Ant & Dik, Robbie Williams, Schoield, and most of the token females on TV and radio like Jo Whiney and Sara “ah’m foookin’ shiite” Cox.

    Take a bow then take some Strychnine.

    • Speak for yourself. i’m a massive fan. They open up new ideas in my head for disposing of annoying cunts.

  14. The sad thing is that they don’t have to even be still alive to hang around for ever.

    Morecambe and fucking Wise.
    The two fucking Ronnies.

    These cunts weren’t funny in their prime.
    Now they are rolled out all the time and especially at Christmas.

    • I like Ronnie Barker in his solo projects, but never liked the Two Ronnies as a programme, especially compared to stuff like The Young Ones.

    • I agree, TAC.

      Dead celebs are even worse. Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Fred West. Schnozzle Durante, Arthur Askey, Tommy Trinder, Gracie Fields, Cyril Smith…will the cunts never go away?

      • On Talking Pictures every Sunday evening at 6 you often see the likes of Arthur Askey, and Tommy Trinder in a 1970s show called Tell Me Another, where famous men and women of yesteryear tell funny stories about their alleged “careers” – you lucky people. I am sure it was Askey they were gettin out years ago Wireless 4’s Count Arthur Strong’s Radio Show.

      • Count Arthur Strong had an ace TV series which the BBC axed, no doubt because it was funny and not the slightest bit woke.

    • Disagree there Artful, Ronnie Baker was a fucking genius, funny as fuck, the Bargee is one old film where him & Eric Sykes fucking crack me up still, often stick that classic movie on the old steam powered dvd player, few cans, lump of bread pudding, good sunday afternoon stuff

      • I do, but only for Jon Lithgow shouting Christmas TWO!! in Santa Claus: The Movie
        plus, being drunk on Christmas day, i’m not in my right mind.

  15. Isn’t Amanda Holden one of these cunts?
    Judges talent shows but i can’t remember anything she’s done to merit it, apart from shagging Les Dennis.

  16. I think the cunt of all cunts that no one has mentioned is that mincing toss wipe Rylan Clake (allegedly born Ross but no one bums a Ross so Rylan he became).

    I generally have nothing against bum bandits, as long as they don’t touch me, but this cunts voice and presence gets my gadar to Defcon1, to the point I want to nuke the cunt.

  17. Ant and Dec.

    I rest my case.

    Full of concrete on their heads.

    The little shit weasel cunts.

    Good morning.

    • Two 50 year old teenagers.
      Do they really plan on doing that shit when they’re in their 70’s?
      Probably.
      Unless one of them does an Eric Morecambe or a Dustin Gee.
      We can only hope.

      • One of the cunts should be behind bars for a drunk driving smash up that injured a child. You can be certain if it was you or me it would be jail time. Not unlike that old plastic whore Jordon she must have shit on police, judges and establishment.

    • In my day they were PeeJay an’ Doon-kan in By’er Grorve.

      Tha fockin’ heemasexes!

    • both ugly little cunts, one has a suspiciously big head and shrunken hair, water on the brain i reckon, don’t know the name of which is which, must be buggar friendly that so many that still employ them to do fuck all

      • Declan Donnelly is married, to Claire Buckfield of Grange Hill and Two-Point-Four Children, no less

    • That brace of cunts need a violent despatch.That they even exist,spinning around with us on this very planet. is a sorry testament to how low humanity has truly fallen.?

  18. Most slebs fall into this class today. And don’t get me started on YouTube and sowshall meedja “influencers”, the ultimate in pointless “celebrity”. Back in the good old days you were only truly famous if you had a Christmas special on TV every year or were a mass murderer. Anyone can do it now by expectorating a few hours of inane dribble on YouTube – even cats can do it.

  19. Andy Warhol once said the most beautiful thing in Florence was the McDonalds, as was the case in Paris, Tokyo and other cities.

    Chin strokers like to say it was ironic commentary on capitalism, but I think he just loved a Big Mac and fries, or perhaps happy meals, as they feature toys which resembled his art.

  20. The actress Millie Bobby Brown is a snot-nosed, little shit who is annoying as fuck but people are intent on turning her into a big deal. Her acting pretty much consists of screaming like a Banshee in every role she plays.

    Stranger Things – Non-stop screaming
    Godzilla Vs. Kong – Intermittent screaming
    Enola Holmes 1 & 2 – Never seen them but she probably screams
    Damsel – Saw the trailer and some clips on Youtube. Can you guess what she does in the film?

  22. I’d like to be famous for being arrested after inflicting GBH on the sickeningly camp Anal Carr.

    • Fuck knows what his father thinks of him, hope he has disowned the little sődõmite.

    • anyone with a camp voice,

      woodchipper.

      teaching each other to talk like that is a vocal flag to let other perverts know their aids infected shitholes are available.
      equivalent to dogs sniffing each other’s arseholes.

  23. Any BBC presenter, that gross sow who passes as a weather girl Carol Kuntwood!

  24. Being a “celebrity ” should be made a crime against humanity and as such should bring forth a celebrity version of the Nuremberg trials with the only verdict available the feckin rope.
    Celebrities cunts to a man, egotists of the first water.

  25. Stacey Solomon is my especial bete noir in the female department – pointless ugly hag, with her poor me I have all those kids and a witless wonder of a husband and when times get hard I go shopping in my pyjamas at Xmas in Primark to get the red top tabloids interested, then the daft bitch holds forth on TV prime time shows that should be on in the mornings. The only advice she could give is how to open your legs to blind TV executives who can’t see you have a face like the back of a bus and tits smaller than Yvette Cooper.

    For the male sex (allegedly) it has to be pantomime Dame Eddie Izzard, who makes a political statement each time he farts.

    Oven for both Uncle Terrry

  26. The only ones to blame for this shite to pong indefinitely are the general public, otherwise they wouldn’t still be here. Complaining about them also continues the carrion to reek all the more. Ignore them and they will disappear. Most of them I’ve never heard of in the first place. This is an echo of mine and I’m fed up of hearing. Even the acoustics stink.

    • they pay the media to promote them, just advertising themselves like any product, markle does same, when they hit the headlines for weeks then disappear its because they’ve run out of advert money, that horror comic thing with coke nose Danny Westbrook was everywhere for a month then gone again

  27. We have a celebrity in the family, a former Blue Peter presenter who married my ex brother-in-law. Everything is about the pair of them.
    I went on the Weakest Link a long time ago, all I wanted to do afterwards was get back on the telly.
    Celebrity is a bit like alcoholism, it is very addictive.

    • we’ve got one, used to be married to noel gallagher, got the kids some good guitars, took mother in law on a couple of lush holidays then got divorced and doesn’t even send a christmas card now

  28. The people I admire, mainly in the arts, carries on long after they have died. A profession they loved doing, not for what they could get out of it financially, but for the love of performing true talent that shone through.

    • i always admire the ones that fail to turn up for award ceremonies..they can’t be arsed with all that narcissist shit,
      maggie smith is good for doing that, excellent actress, hates everyone

  29. I’m surprised we’ve come this far without a mention of the grossest of the lot, that ridiculous slag Katie Price.

    Just made bankrupt for the second time. Owes three quarters of a mill in tax, and says she’s willing to go to jail to wipe it off. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t the debt still be payable after she’d done porridge…?

    And speaking of sleb whores, Sam Smith anyone?

    Morning all.

    • i’ve named it, has a long running paid self-advert with the daily fail, it uses puppies as kids toys and then chucks them dead in the bin, throws her spazzie kids in a orphanage when they need feeding or she wants a holiday to spread her legs open on a foreign beach for a photo of her fanny. vilest old bint on the planet

  30. The government are always coming up with new taxes; I’ve got one for them : the Celeb Tax.
    Anyone who appears on anything with Celeb in the title is subject to a Labour-Esque 98% tax.

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