This week Haiti went tits up with 3000 prison inmates sprung from nick, swelling the ranks of gangs that are now in control of this tropical shit put.
The president Ariel Henry (😂)
Has stepped down,
The police and army have lost control to the gangs and lost the airport and control of the streets.
The gangs are led by a man with the name ‘Barbeque’.
He’s now in control.
Haiti is a predominantly black country, led and governed by black Haitians.
The religion is Voodoo.
Looking to book a holiday?
I suggest you don’t.
It’s no Bounty bar advert.
It’s a fucked up , AIDS infested monkey world,
And one of the most dangerous places on the planet.
But if your murdered,
Chances are you’ll come back as a zombie.
Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt
(This will be the UK’s fault of course, according to the Guardian! – Day Admin)
Yet another of the world’s great shitholes.
Any refugees arrived from there yet?
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As an ex French colony you can be sure that plenty of the buggers will pitch up in France, head for Calais and arrive in Dover before you can say ‘merde’.
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All our fault, legacy of colonialism. Fuck all to do with being thick, bone idle and shag everything that moves cunts. Just wait there while I get my white privilege wallet out.
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They are also quite happy to dig up the dead and rape the corpse.
I did not just make that up by the way.
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Any new type nukes that need a testing site?
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or even old ones?
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… like the Minutemen class nuclear missiles built by Boeing?
Let that sink in, anyone to whom this was previously unknown.
Boeing brand nuclear missiles.
If nothing else, be grateful they’re pre DEI staffing …
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Forgive me, MNC, you`re a tad confused. Surely this is London?
Anyway, I blame Brexit.
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A few years ago one of their government ministers had to resign for practising voodoo- he was the minister of education.
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Voodoo.
That is the principal reason why Haiti is such a persistently backward shithole. It is a country deeply mired in witchcraft. That depravity is the de facto way of life there, from the youngest child to the oldest elder, they all believe in and practice that destructive and demonic bullshit.
Much like Hamas indoctrinate their children from birth to hate Jews.
No country could ever progress whose culture is based on psychotic bilge.
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Rest assured…it will be the UK soon
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No worse than the Notting hill carnival weekend..
At least you have guaranteed sunshine..
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I saw all about Haiti in a Wes Craven documentary from the 1980s. It involved nailing some cunt’s scrotum to a chair. Brilliant. Looking back, it seems preferable to life in Tory Britain.
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The serpent and the rainbow
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Having just watched a video of one of these throwbacks tearing off and eating the charred flesh of a still burning human corpse I’d be concerned somewhat were they to relocate. DeSantis best get some gunboats out on patrol.
Fucking place needs to be nuked with all inhabitants.
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The good news is the president has a new job already..
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimages-cdn.9gag.com%2Fphoto%2FazX50Mj_700b.jpg&tbnid=gxoOx5NlOTcmjM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2F9gag.com%2Fgag%2FazX50Mj&docid=MxavlxvOomMkLM&w=700&h=707&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F4&kgs=9dd7b4afbb7443aa&shem=abme%2Ctrie
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A small tactical nuclear device on that shithole would solve the problem in a flash…🔥
Something that needs to be used on quite a few places in the world these days…!
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Agreed, here’s my list for nuking:
Iran
Iraq
Yemen
Somalia
Algeria
Libya
Lebanon
That’s just for starters.
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North Korea?
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Imagine being the Dominican Republic and having to share the island with the likes of Haiti?
Its not like moving house if a tribe of them pitch up next door.
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Haiti has been fucked since the local simians overthrew their French overlords in the 1800’s
It was a brutal and bloody rebellion that involved raping all of the French women, torturing and murdering all of the French men and parading murdered French babies around on spears.
So not much has changed in 200 years.
Not to paint too bleak a picture of the island of Hispaniola, the Dominican Republic on the east side is one of the most prosperous areas in the Carribbean.
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Hope they have got a big wall
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How do they keep em out, I’ve often wondered.
Razor wire, flame trenches and minefields, along with hundreds of highly trained marksmen to shoot on site I guess?
Anyone know?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYLYzq28_Ls
Bedlam.
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Cleanliness.
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Another case of shit coloured skin leading to a shit country
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What’s needed is a white with a stout heart, a pith helmet and 200 redcoats.
” Fix bayonets!!
Fire at will.”
Soon clear that rabble up.
Probably is some come back from the grave!!
PAPA UNGOWWA they’d call me,
No juju works on him,
He has a clockwork heart!
And a beard like a billy goat.
Some have that place a tropical paradise 🌴
Sugarcane and rubber plantations.
Sit sunbathing with a pint of Lilt and a revolver in my deckchair.
A dead pygmy as a footstool.
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That’s all well and good unless you’re the poor sod called Will.
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I suggest a full company using MG-42 machine guns and blast the baboons to kingdom come.
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come on cliff belt it out…..’we’re all going on a zombie holiday,plenty of meat for a week or two, slaughter and laughter on a jolly holiday,anarchy and chaos for me and you,for a week or two’
and best of all the kids eat free!
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The French had the right idea with this Caribbean hell-hole. Haiti threw off French colonial control in 1804. The Frogs were aggrieved, so in 1825 they sent a few gun boats and demanded compensation with menaces. Haiti agreed to pay France $105 billion, later reduced to 25 billion. They only finished paying it off in the 1940’s, but by then the French had sold the debt to some New York bank.
We should have done that with our former colonies instead of handing them over free of charge complete with railways, roads and other infrastructure. And what thanks do we get? Time to call in the debts like the French did.
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I do very much enjoy a game of Nïgnóg Top Trumps.
Just when you think you’ve won with a Zimbabwe,Somalia or Saaf Afrikka along come these savage cunts to top the stinking pile.
To be fair,which I think it’s safe to say I am,they must be tough cunts to survive Ebola,scurvy,beri-beri,AIDS,less infrastructure than Mogadishu,gang warfare,poor quality rum and cannibalism…
So napalm the whole fucking place.
Ten times over.
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Ps
That ducky little Justin Welby should be forced to go as a missionary.
Sat doggy paddling in the cauldron as the water heats.
” I say , I say you chaps.
This is no way to treat a archbishop of Cadbury”
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Noooooooo….
that befrocked cunt would say that they’ve all become Christians and should be relocated here (just not in the vicinity of his palace, naturally).
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Black Lives Clearly Don’t Matter
.. especially in shithole countries such as Haiti.
Pity the rich BLM founders don’t relocate from their gated mansions in the States and move in with the Haitian tribes and bend a knee or two,
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When Donald Trump made his shithole comments a few years ago he mentioned Haiti. Cue outraged Hollywoke celebs posting videos of them drinking cocktails in gated resorts selling Haiti as some idyllic Caribbean paradise. The same resorts are probably HQ of Mr Barbeque and his mates now.
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Yeah, those same Hollyweird retards who declared to the world media that they would move to Canada if Trump became president in 2016.
Come 2020 and they were still in Hollywood, conveniently forgetting about moving to Canuck country.
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You have to give them some credit for knowing that there actually are countries other than the USA.
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Trying to get in for 6 days, why fucking bother, just report it’s a shit hole full of savages, job done.
Londonistan, Leicester, Birmingham, Bradford in 10 years from now, maybe less 😂
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Reminds me of Sera Leone in the 90s, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe. Oh wait I’m seeing a picture emerge here regarding those of a darker hue. Yet we still tell kids cheddar man was a spoon and stone henge was built but them. Give me a break, I can’t think of one successful black country. We are supposed to believe they are no different to us. What have we given the world? Sanitation, medicines, science, art, litterateur, transport, civilization and just about everything decent. What have they given us? Disease, superstition, looting, r8pe, wanton destruction a hatred of all that is decent. This is the default setting for these people. All we need to do is look at BLM, what happens in Africa when they don’t get their way and even in hotels housing the cunts. Yet we are told put up and shut up. If you want to know the future for the UK, look at Haiti!
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I blame the French.
Getting them overexcited probably feeding them rich food.
Next thing they were swinging from the chandeliers and starting fires.
Like the Belgians did in the Congo.
Gave them posh chocolates and got them giddy.
I could just drink a carton of umbongo now!
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https://youtu.be/wYj5o4kQsXs?si=2qvCEc7SKo8OAMBu
Um Bongo advert
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I spied the Robertson’s Golden Shred Marmalade advert too.
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Anyone remember Alan Whicker’s interview with Francois Duvalier, aka Papa Doc?
Whicker had to make a swift exit when he realised Papa Doc was going to eat him.
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I see its a CNN link.
Did they have the reporter in a flak jacket stood in front of a burning supermarket with dozens of dead civilians laying in the street reporting on a ‘mostly peaceful coup’?
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Fuck them! If they were the happy go lucky easy going people were told they are they’d not be chopping each other up at the drop of a hat!
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The chopping up part is what I believe is termed ‘un pour le pot’ down Port-au-Prince way Six.
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Probably on the Hilary Pizza, launder a few million, cause the destruction of the most basic civilisation and disappear a few kids.
What a fine foundation….
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Good ol Billy boy
https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/11/what-the-clintons-did-to-haiti
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‘Ah nevah hed sexshull realashuns weth thet zombie’
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I was listening to World at One this lunchtime on R4 and they had a piece on 🇭🇹 Haiti. Apparently it is all the fault of the Americans as they haven’t prevented the smuggling of guns into Haiti. No mention of the prison outbreak or the government being deposed. Amazing you have to come on this website to find out what is happening in the world and get a more complete picture than our national broadcaster could ever paint.
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True
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‘I was listening to World at One this lunchtime on R4..’
Why?
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Everywhere these fuckers are is a shithole. Whole countries, American cities, London.
Africa is the only continent projected to have a high population increase (x3) They will destroy civilisation while the liberals wring their hands.
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I’m waiting for the first bandwagon jumping “charities” adverts regarding this shithole.
No-one cares what happens to these sub human animals, but a bleeding heart campaign will see another two or three charity directors on six figure salaries.
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Never fear, these do-gooders will insist “refugees” from all war-torn countries from around the world MUST be offered a home here in the UK. Doesn’t matter if their terrorists (can’t say that word anymore, it might upset someone), murders, rapists etc. they’re all victims of historical European colonialism and therefore those very same European countries must make amends and keep their borders and wallets open!
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All of these cunts who want to hand their money to refugees should hand them the family pet and see how caring these people are.
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Elon Musk is being blamed.
He posted a unsubstantiated video of cannibalism in Haiti.
Cries of ‘ Far Right disinformation ‘.
Not being judgemental but you shouldn’t really have to shout your innocent of cannibalism.
It should just be assumed you’re not eating your countrymen.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/haiti-cannibalism-claims-gang-elon-musk-b2513148.html
Fuckin mad cunts.
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I have no problem with it, look at the price of fish and chips as in the other nom.
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Pity we can’ send over Kate Adie – perhaps one of the finest REAL journalists the BBC ever had.
Always on the frontline of any warzone, risking life and limb, and roughing it with whoever it was that was doing battle.
Good old, Kate.
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