As an example, for a mere £8,581.62 you can snap up this bargain …
I`m afraid I could not do justice to the description of the above item in the link, so I leave it to the sellers themselves. Here is the genuine unabridged copy …
About this item
Prism material: rubber + optical glass+metal;magnification:25-75X;Size:615*90mm;Specification:20-75*60;exit pupil distance:53MM;exit pupil diameter:2.6MM;
Function: portable, durable, good light transmission high definition;
all-optical glass lens full surface multi-layer broadband coating the image is not distorted and not distorted the viewing is pleasing to the eye the lens is super strong Light transmittance and concentrating function make it visible in low light.
Features: ultra-clear focus in the field of view; lightweight pocket-sized binoculars for birdwatching nature viewing, stargazing, show concert or other outdoor activities enjoyed by adults or children
Applicable environment: Stargazing, bird-watching, hunting, nature viewing, outdoor activities, mountaineering, tourism.，
1. The refractor has a strong focal length， a large field of view， and a strong resolution. Multilayer optical coating Refractive optical system high light transmittance， and enhanced image brightness and clarity. Aluminium tripod
2. It is very suitable for astrometric work， and it performs well in observing the moon， planets， and binary stars. Easy to observe the ground view， very suitable for enlarged photography of the moon and planets
3. The telescope is suitable for beginners or children. It is easy to install and observe for beginners. It will encourage children to like learning space， get close to nature and stay away from electronic products. And provide a wonderful holiday or birthday gift idea for children who like science and astronomy.
4. The telescope provides our customers with a 24-month warranty. If you have any questions about quality after receiving this space telescope， please contact us for the first time. We provide a high standard of 24/7 customer service， and will do our best to solve it for you until you are satisfied.
Sadly, no reviews for the product, although the seller has attracted one notable rating …
So what are you waiting for? Get buying !!!
Nominated by: Sam Beau
But can you see Uranus through it..
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if you’re into contortion
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Telescopes are wonderful. Some of them can even see into the past.
There’s one in Yankland which you can see the origin of the universe through. Amazing!
I asked the boffins to focus on Mitre Court, London,1888 and check out the identity of Jack the Ripper.
No can do, came the reply.
Ok. So they can see stuff going on billions of years ago, but can’t see something that happened a mere century or two ago?
Fucking scammers.
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If you’re a contortionist, most probably.
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Only just lit the lantern.
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If this is the case then simply fuck Amazon into a tramp’s hat.
You have a choice when on-line shopping. Just go elsewhere.
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Velly good terrorscope, Roard Randelson he say fits nicely up bum, he enjoy.
Giz money, lets call it ten rousand.
No leefund.
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You get to see who the seller is and most of the time you can go directly to their website if you think there is a better deal to be had.
I think Amazon is brilliant.
Order today and get it delivered tomorrow in most cases.
They let you track the delivery so that you can be home for it.
They can change how they deliver if you are not going to be at home.
It beats having to drive around, look for somewhere to park and wandering around various shops to compare products and prices.
Fuck going shopping for the wife’s birthday or Christmas.
Let Amazon sort it out.
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This comment is sponsored by Jeff Bezos
But yes, I do like their convenience
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Velly good terrorscope, Roard Randelson say fits ricely up bum, he enjoy.
Give money, let say ten rousand.
No leefund.
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A trend I noticed some time ago now is how much stuff Amazon sell which I can buy cheaper elsewhere. It’s not as if they’re selling high quality material; most of it’s Chinese.
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For watching birds , the moon, stars,blah, blah,…
Look.
I wasn’t just hatched from a egg.
Just be honest!
It’s for sitting in a bush watching a woman get undressed isn’t it?
No shame in that.
All done it.
As our criminal convictions show no one’s shy on here.
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Recent data from the ONS shows that only one member of this esteemed group has been caught in a bush with a telescope pulling their todger looking into a ladies bathroom.
Allegedly the individual was only caught as he exclaimed ‘Fuck me Di, be careful love, you nearly stood on your own nipple.’
Ms Abbott has decided to forgo her anonymity so she can bring her considerable weight to bear on the subject of peeping toms
Ms Abbott stated ‘he may not of been a mental cunt before he saw me in all my glory, but he certainly is now!’
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I get pissed off when you have to spend £25 for free delivery. Last week I was after a case fan for my desktop. Amazon had the one I wanted at £8.99 but I didn’t need anything else. I shopped around and found the identical fan on eBay for £6.97 and free delivery. This is happening more and more.
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I get a lot more off ebat. Amazon, oddly, i just bought a CD today, very good deal.
I would’ve got it off Discogs, but holy fuck, £13 to post one CD from chairmany?? If I wait a year or so, I could buy Deutsche Post up for a €9 note. Robbin bastards.
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As for Apple, when I see someone flashing their Apple kit I have the same opinion as I have of someone who drives a RangeRover; more money than sense.
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maomingshigaozhouhongzhishangmaoyouxiangongsi…
Countdown conundrum that fuckers name..
Or did he fall asleep on his keyboard..
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sounds nigerian to me
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Buying stuff on Amazon is now a novelty. it is so full of Chinese crap I barely look at it.
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At least everything is packaged well, mostly a tad over the top 😜 I recently received some protein bars that came in a box big enough to use as a spare bed should we have my brother overnight 🛏️
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Sometimes the prices are OK,other times widely over the top..
It’s run by robots,who as we all know,are absolute cunts.
As ever,it pays to shop around…and sometimes keep money put of the pocket of Outer Space Invader Bezos.
Rocket Man times how long it takes you to go for a shit if you work in one of his giant warehouses..
Chinese stopwatch Cunt.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-68636451
Written by a robot for cunts.
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Typical BBC couldn’t find any white people in the pub..
The BBC would be happy for the pub industry to die out, think of all those extra mosques..
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Spending their reparation money from Mr Welby in the plantation arms….🍻
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Pubs & clubs are part of the replacement agenda, peacefuls don’t drink, so ban pubs and close anywhere whites can congregate to “conspire” to oppose the great replacement. Isolated people don’t form resistance. Protocols of zion by the book.
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Robots can’t be relied upon. They don’t go on strike, but they do set themselves on fire and burn your Ocado depot down.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57883332.amp
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That reminds me, I must get my name down for a self-driving electric car.
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The only Amazon I’m interested in is one of they statuesque birds with big tits and a growler like a gin-trap.
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We should all mass review the seller
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Oh FFS Amazon won’t let you review without buying something. Fucking Chink protecting cunts.
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And when you do give an honest appraisal of some shite fucking item, they will not publish the fucker anyway!
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A bit like Shitadvisor..Another site which sorely needs a cunting.
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I’ve never bought off Amazon.
Firstly because I assumed they were south American,
And secondly because of that weird cunt who runs the company.
Like fleabay Im guessing it’s chock full of Chinese tat.
There used to be a telescope shop near Stockport county’s ground,
A serious telescope shop.
Big fuck off telescopes that looked like they were nicked from Jodrell bank,
Run by eggheads who knew their stuff,
Nerdy types would go chat astronomy and lenses in there,
Easier than getting a girlfriend I suppose.
I looked the other week…gone.
Been there years too.
Forgotten my point now??
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I bought a hugh iron roasting tin for a tenner once on Amazon, to put over our hob stop the cat walking on, burnt feet cost a fortune to treat at our rip off vets. Prefer ebay if i really have to buy shit.
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Put the cat’s legs in splints and it can’t jump up there.
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But what sort of twat spends nearly 9grand on a kids birthday present unless it’s Michael Jackson and he wants to bum them?!
9grand to look at stars?!
Fuck that.
A kid wants the 9 grand.
Spend it on vapes, zombie knives, trainers, and laughing gas canisters.
They aren’t interested in fuckin stars.
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a mate’s into staring at the moon through one of those telescopes, stares at it for hours, videos it not doing anything, one thing he has noticed, in thousands of hours he’s never once seen any space junk or satellites go past…all this.. there’s ton’s of old junk floating around… is just bollocks, he’s never seen any ufos either yet you can see every fucking rock on the boring moon, i think the moon came from amazon, it looks plastic
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I wish all our government departments worked as well as Amazon does.
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I’d be happy if any of them worked at all.
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sort of does, pays you peanuts and throws your life over a hedge
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You don’t need a telescope to see the stars.. tune into the Oscars..
White dwarfs.. Peter dinklage.
Super giants.. Tom hanks.
Nitrogen star..some has-been like Liza Minnelli
Black hole… Will Smith..
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You don’t need a telescope to see the stars.. tune into the Oscars..
White dwàrfs.. Peter dinklage.
Super giants.. Tom hanks.
Nitrogen star..some has-been like Liza Minnelli
Black hole… Will Smith.
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UFO .. unidentified fucking objects …don’t recognise half of them
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Twin moons – Christina Hendricks or Salma Hayek
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Ahhh soles..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68662585
Bought online?
Ninjas will have that bald billionaire cunt yet.
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What’s everyone moaning about? The bloody thing is free delivery.
I think I’ll order a couple while the offer lasts.
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free delivery is only if you pay amazon 7 zillion quid a year for free postage on a £2 book
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I’d like to know what fellow cunter MCMM thinks about this 9 grand telescope?
He’s a Astronomer.
Gets paid for it too!
Is it any good?
Is it value for money?
Bet he wouldn’t pay 9 grand!
He’s Jewish.
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MCMM, Still trying to work that out in Roman numerals. So that’s 2000 – 1000 & 100 = 1100?
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Austin 1100? Basil Fawlty?
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… 1100 … remove the zeroes gives eleven. The eleventh letter of the alphabet is ‘k’. K is street shorthand for ketamine. But there were 2 ones, and two in the alphabet is B. The two zeroes were the second half of the number, so take the second half of ketamine … of course this all started with a rhyme .. and what rhymes with -min(e), but starts with the letter ‘b” ….
(audience groans)
Thats right, you’ve won Dusty Bin….
🗑
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I still make do with the corner shop.
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Premier corner shops are definitely cheaper than morrisons, it used to be booker cash & carry, then spar or some such, but most of Premier’s own food (jacks) is quite decent for processed toxic sludge …We grow a few veggies & buy real meat at the last remaining butchers in town. Only need biscuits, milk, brown sauce, teabags etc.
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A equally bigger CUNT to Amazon is TEMU, China’s attempt to take over the on line market. It just sells Chinese made tat at stupidly low prices, so it will undoubtedly tempt many unsavvy buyers from Amozon in the long term. A shit company in the process of being replaced by an even shittier oriental scam.
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Yes, Cuntalot – TEMU is a company which is some dodgy front for chinky spies.
I’ve heard once you download their app (which I understand is the only way you can buy things) then the slitties have access to your details (allegedly).
Not for me thanks. The nearest Chinky shop I am going to get to is to buy my Singapore Noodles and Spring roll.
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Those weird adverts of theirs springing up everywhere. Don’t recognise half of the items for sale – I’m guessing some kind of diabolical oriental sex toy for the most part. Chinks and Japs are all massive pervs.
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Indeed. I know people who have bought shite off their site and that is exactly what it is – shite, doesn’t last long.
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Are “I Saw You Coming” still thriving ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgysRim_zT4
😂
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I’ve woken up with a right grump this morning and need to vent. What delights do we have in the news today:
1/. Poor Kate Garraway bleating she’s poor having had to pay for her husband (poor cunt who died recently) – is she expecting someone to chip in, or set up a crowfunding page. Apparently her salary (well into 6 figures) isn’t enough – well I am pretty sure you have a nice million pound + house, do what you need to do you slap bucket. I bet your crotch goblins go to private school
2/. The “Kate” effect – praise be to the Lord for this freeloading Royal – fuck off
3/. Surprise, surprise, the chinky’s are a threat and allegedly cyber attacked us a few years ago with the potential of compromising the data of 40 million of us – why don’t we we all of our ‘digital’ expertise to fuck them up so bad we will need a binding US resolution to stop us from taking them down
4/. And now, in Saaaaaf London a chippy is being ordered to take down a mural that depicts a fish, eating chips with a Union Jack. The woke cunts at Greenwich council (who I bet are mostly dakis or niggys so they can look after their own) say it is becuase it is near a local heritage site – my fucking ass, it’s becuase they don’t want to offend the raggies: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68660489
My ranting is over. A problem shared is a problem halved.
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It`s somewhat ironic that an Italian has opened a traditional British chippy.
🍟🍕
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Correction, he`s Cypriot.
Either way … 🍢
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Indeed but my beef is with the woke cunts at Greenwich, I don’t give a fuck who owns the shop 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Its all Greek to me.
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You do see it. There’s a chippy not far from me which is run by foreigners – £5 for a ‘small’ lunchtime special consisting of half size fish, a shitload of chips, choice of side and a rissole. Can’t argue with that really.
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They`re doing it to themselves, Cuntus. Soon some righteous group or other will barricade themselves into a loop from which there can be no escape. In short, they`ll end up cancelling themselves. Job done.
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Indeed they will Sam Beau!!
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Kate fucking Gerroutoftheway, money grubbing cunt…….
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Indeed.
I bet anyone on here £1 million NetCunt, AmaCunt, Disney Wank +, or The Paracunt Channel will bankroll a documentary.
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Nowt to do with Amazon. Just some fucker who can’t do maths when converting currency. Happens all the time.
Just search Amazon for light bulb then sort by price. First one is £5000.
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I’ve already seen the light with these twats.
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Is that for the 1,000,000 watt bulb?💡
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Yeah the eco friendly million watt light bulb😂😂
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Taking as granted that it was a currency conversion fuckup – there are lots of cases on Amazon I’ve come across over the years where it stank more of sharp practice/Barnumry than honest mistakes with pricing on a fair number of items (during Covid was a pretty bad time) – but for this thing, I’d baulk at even paying the more realistic £38-£48 price it usually commands…that, for what is an outsized lucky bag toy? I think not…
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I think it`s called “money laundering”.
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Oops, wrong nom. 🙄
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Don`t tell him, Admin!
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Fucking Amazon. Showed me a preorder link a year ago, for a book due out six+ months later, in November 2023.
I looked, .. it already had four reviews in the past-tense. Not only about how good the content was, but the delivery as well.
Dropped a ‘report this article’ click on ’em….
… at LEAST thirty times in the intervening months.
Never upheld, without a reason as to why not.
Glowing reviews, blatantly bogus.
Just one example of(I’m sure) millions ….
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Not worth a monkey’s toss!
I once had a much better telescope than that and saturn looked like a 5p coin with ears. Probably ok for perving but you can get superior quality for far cheaper.
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Jeff sells absolutely fucking everything.
Including the meth pipe I had delivered a few days back.
Nice
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