Ungrateful Ukraine Air Force

A cunting forbeggars being choosers, in this case fucking Ukraine refusing Australia’s offer of 40+ F/A 18 Hornets due to them being ‘flying trash’.

Would the Ukies like to see what half of Europe is flying, as well as the US Navy?

The F/A 18.

What do they expect, the F-35?

I read they’re getting an even older fighter in the form of the F-16 Falcon, so what’s the issue? They also put in a request for F-18s with the United States at some point. Now this gaffe has strained relations between Australia and Ukraine.

The F/A 18 is a perfectly good aircraft for the Ukraine’s purposes- multi role, robust landing gears, relatively short take-off, and as for the supposed issues with ammunition and ordnance the article claims would arise if they took both the F-16 and F/A-18, both use the same Vulcan 20mm cannon and both are of the same generation of fighter jet. Both carry the same types of missiles and bombs (sidewinder, harpoon, Maverick, AMRAAM and JDAM) so the idea they need separate specialised ammunition is pure bunk.

The main issue is training Ukie pilots but again, both planes are similar in age and would not use wildly different systems. if the pilots can make the leap from the MiG and Sukhoi to F-16, then the effort to adapt further to the F-18 will be minimal.

Also, you’re fighting Russia. Get on with it.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

104 thoughts on “Ungrateful Ukraine Air Force

  1. How does the old saying go? Beggars can’t be choosers? Silly twats, If they had an ounce of common sense they shuld have taken the Aussies arm off.

  2. They should be bloody grateful, old stone age Hammas had to make do with paragliders and look at the agro they caused.

    • It wouldn’t be a bad move on the part of the Australian air force to gift the Ukrainians a couple of dozen paragliders and point out that very fact, Civvydog.

  3. Cheeky cunts.
    He’s on the tap more than Fred Astaire that Zelensky.

    Imagine that cunt moved next door to you?!!!

    Constantly knocking on for sugar, teabags, milk,etc

    Put your hand in your pocket you fuckin gyppo.

  4. Tie Boris up for a while and end the war.
    It’s become both a tragic waste of lives plus a giant money laundering operation.

  5. Zelensky and his Mrs are cunts.
    Live like fucking emperors, yet they are always moaning about ‘their lot’.

    And the UK should never have got involved. Getting on Russia’s tits is a stupid thing to do. And, would that cunt Zelensky have given either assistance or a fuck if Ivan had attacked Britain instead? No, I don’t think he would have.

    • Ukraine is refusing the Convicts’ jets, as well as asking for countries to dig a bit deeper into their pockets as Mrs.Zelensky is planning another jewellery trip to Amsterdam followed by a weekend stay in Zurich.

      Cough up, taxpayers!

  6. And the cunt Zelensky (yyyy) is a crap stand up comedian for frig’s sake.
    Imagine Tarby or Jimmy Ciricket as Prime Minister of the UK?

  7. Said “according to a person present.ā€
    Hmmā€¦ a totally unattributed quote then.
    Eye-catching though.
    File under: lazy journalism.

    • Not totally. I did read on anther site that the source is an employee in the defence industry.

      I do think their shouldve been more than ‘a person present’ in the article though.

  8. i dont actually think the ukraine thought much about having an air force or an army before the russians moved in, and now the rest of the world are funding them and setting them up for that grifter zelensky and his fur coat loving wife.

  9. I would send the ungrateful bastards some Sopwith Camels, or Fairey Swordfish’s.
    We managed to disable the Bismarck with the latter, but that was when our armed forces were full of real men.

    • god help us if we have to conscript a load of healthy young men for the forces….they would complain about breaking a nail, or not having access to grooming products, and the nasty sergeant major would be regularly reported for shouting at them.

      fucking soppy woke cunts

  10. A little reminder should it be needed. Ukraine šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ are fighting a tyrant who assassinates all who stand in his way. Another example today of an opponent being killed in prison. This putin cunt would not have stopped at the Ukraine šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ if his plans to defeat them in a couple of weeks had gone his way. The cunt would have gone through the Baltic states and be on his way to Poland by now. And for fucks sake donā€™t think sleep at the wheel Biden would have saved anyone we canā€™t even protect the fucking English Channel. And macron the midget and his lot would have just run away

      • Sadly, those useful idiots who long to live under a murderous Putin style kleptocratic dictatorship appear determined to turn a blind eye to minor details like the territorial integrity and defence of a free Europe.
        As Churchill said in 1948, “Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
        Fuck them.

    • Ukraine aren’t in NATO whereas Poland is. I don’t buy the idea the West wouldn’t respond if Poland were facing Russian invasion. Sleepy Joe isn’t as sleepy as many here might think – he’s the Washington establishment’s man and will do what they tell him, just as Bush and Obama did, and Hilary was prepared to do.

    • Bollocks. Heā€™s fighting a proxy war triggered by Americaā€™s deliberately provocative activities around Russian borders. The problem is that itā€™s dragged on and got expensive. Ukraine is now left holding the baby while the yanks and the rest of the west close their wallets.
      Had they told the yanks to FO and quit poking the bear years ago this wouldnā€™t have happened, so to some extent they are right in the shit where they dropped themselves.

    • Some sense there. Putin is piss and wind and will fold if his life is threatened. Doesnt care about the death of others.

  11. Well, if I was in that film Top Bum, my callsign would be `Gollysquish`.
    Or maybe `The Sambonator`.

  12. Fuck me why not give the fuckers our nuclear subs and our aircraft carriers oh no theyā€™re fucked. Why not send a few hundred troops. Shit why donā€™t we fight the war for them cost less, getting right cheeky bastards. The Ukrainian offensive didnā€™t go very well did it which if any one knew about Russia love of land mines would have been fucking obvious, ask the ragheads in Afghanistan their still clearing them up.

    • Agreed.One of their soldiers quoted “Your Army will be helping us soon”. Cheeky šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

  13. I really don’t understand why Zelensky’s representative refused, perhaps there were strings attached?

    Like, you can have them but must buy the munitions/fuel from us?

    I don’t know, and as MJB says unnamed source = bullshit.

    But imagine if it’s true. It’s like a naked man in zero heat refusing your boots, clothing and coat, because it’s not new.

    Sorry, I think this is maybe a load of crap.

  14. Zwelensky’s sense of entitlement is now so bad he will probably end up coming to Britain on a rubber boat and insist the RNLI send their best craft to pick him up for the taxi ride to Dover.

  15. The whole Ukraine fiasco is like covids but with guns instead of a lab engineered virus. Both involve the US Department of Defense fucking around with other people’s lives. Fuck off.

    Good evening, everyone.

  16. So we don’t really know if this is fake news.

    If true it’s most ungracious.

    I wish the ukulele people all the best but it’s a moneypit this war.

    And as someone else said I’m betting they wouldn’t leap to our defence.
    The almost russian cunts don’t do thank you very well,
    Not even sent us a few ton of grain.

      • And as I’ve just said, without a link to a trusted source, it’s just the news feeds cutting and pasting from somewhere else.
        I cannot tell you how sick I am off reading what is, essentially word for word, a story in the Mail, which is also in the Express and Mirror.
        The Star and Sun dumb it down a bit, by removing half of the words and replacing those with more than three syllables with an alternative, which doesn’t alter the message one iota, honestly.

        I don’t understand why 12 year olds are writing copy, and 14 year old are editing it. I thought they were all too busy on Youfool, Wasockchat and and Instafool.

      • I don’t doubt you CP,
        But we don’t know who witnessed the statement,
        Or what motive they may of had!

        They might of done it out of mischief,
        I know I would šŸ˜

      • Criticism accepted JP..
        I saw the story via a video and thought the AFR link was sufficient. As others have pointed out it crops up in Yahoo but as for more trusted sources, they are not as authorative as i’d hoped. There is a video from the Hindustan Times covering the story as part of a round-up.
        I would ask though, what is considered a ‘trusted source’?

        .

  17. The cunts can fuck off. The only people wanting this war to continue are Zelenskyy and his muppets, the Biden crime family and everyone making a dollar out of never ceasing wars.

  18. The ā€œflying trashā€ quote has more than a whiff of Russian disinformation about it.

    A single Ukrainian military official meeting with 2 Australians? Unlikely, as discussions about military hardware exchanges between two countries donā€™t usually take place between just 2 or 3 people. Even if it were true, the ā€œpersonā€ would have been voicing his own opinion and not that of the Ukrainian government or military and should never have been anywhere near negotiations about the proposed transfer. That said, the F-18 is certainly not ā€œflying trashā€. Pretty sure it would have been Australiaā€™s older F-18 Hornet, now replaced by the F-18 Super Hornet, on the table. The original Hornet is a bit dated, but still a good fighter by any standards. Not unlike the F-16s Ukraine has already received. There are however valid reasons why Ukraine may not want the F-18s. First and foremost they probably donā€™t want too many different types of aircraft as this is a hassle with pilot training and maintenance (a pilot has to be trained to fly a specific model of aircraft, same applies to ground crew). Plus logistics (each type of aircraft has its own toolset and spares). But unless Ukraine is receiving more F-16s than they can handle, I canā€™t see them turning down an offer of 41 F-18s. 41 aircraft would supply 2 full squadrons, so their reaction would more likely be ā€œyes please!ā€

  19. Fuck them all.

    I couldn’t give a fuck if Ukraine ceases to exist.

    It’s patently obvious the Russians couldn’t invade Poland or anywhere further afield..their logistics are totally fucked.

    They could nuke anyone but that’s nothing new,so could half a dozen countries.

    It’s all about money,stinking political corruption and fear of the “Russian Bear”….maybe in the 50’s the fear of Soviet armoured divisions rolling into West Germany was justified and so was NATO.

    In 2024 NATO is outdated,the Russian land army is decades out of date and sabre rattling can just Fuck Off.

    Quite frankly the way this country and mainland Europe has ended up,flooded with pakis,crime out of control,a totally fucked electoral system,traitors and spies everywhere,a million and one ills that will never be addressed if things stay as they are..

    Let the fucking Russians take the lot,smash the status quo to smithereens.

    I simply couldn’t care less.

  20. I bet the Jews are behind this!!

    Ow!!
    No need to throw!
    FFS I was joking šŸ˜‚

  21. Rich corrupt bastards get richer and innocent people get slaughtered.

    I would argue that Russia have neither the firepower, technology or more importantly, the demographics to march a mile further than where the useless cunts are currently embroiled.

    All this “Russia will invade Poland and the rest of Europe” is quite frankly, fucking ridiculous fear mongering based on nothing more than Cold War nostalgia.

    Get fucked and Good Evening.

    • Had Putin’s original plan succeeded (to take Kyiv within weeks) then Russia could have either annexed the entire country or had a proxy leader installed. His forces would have been right up to the border of Poland, so not as far-fetched as you think.

      But alas, he got his arse kicked in Western Ukraine (read about the failure of Hostomel) and therefore reinvented his strategy to a more modest land-grab of 4 oblasts.

      That’s the recurring theme with Putin, lie upon mistruth upon fabrication upon deception.

      He’s a weapons-grade cunt and his apologists on any forum are a tad embarrassing.

      • With respect Mickey, as I said, Russia (the country) lacks the technology, firepower or demographics to invade and conquer Ukraine let alone Western Europe.

        I’m not a Putin apolgist either for what it’s worth.

        My white Eastern European brothers wiping themselves out is probably my biggest concern in all of this.

        Is this the fault of Putin? Probably in part.
        The fault of NATO and the Democrat Party? Probably in part.

        Russia can’t possibly win this “war”

        Should the Ukraine be victorious then the globalists behind all of this will no doubt give the Ukrainian people all of the diversity that they can handle saying as they’ll be next to no cunt left in the country.

        A few Vape shops and Turkish barbers for starters with maybe a few grooming gangs thrown in for afters.

        It’s a fucking shit fest and as I said – rich cunts get richer and innocent people die.

      • Well, we know that now don’t we, Herman. Before the clusterfuck that ensued there weren’t many giving Ukraine a fighting chance.

        Respectfully I disagree with your analysis; the war has forged a sense of Ukrainian nationalism like never before.

        The globo scum may come for them but they’ll find them as recalcitrant as the Poles. They know who they are.

      • Aye maybe we’ll end up going to war for a treaty..to defend Polish sovereignty.

        Meanwhile our own country crumbles before our eyes,simply given away to any foreign scūm that turns up.

        Fuck Poland.

        Fuck Russia.

        Fuck France.

        Fuck NATO.

        Fuck worrying about “our international obligations”.

        Fuck the UN.

        Fuck the ECHR.

        Tear it all up fuck em,put Britain first,wipe the floor with the fifth column vermin..

        Keep Britain Tidy.

        Good evening.

  22. Actually, as Russia has been trying to to take over parts of the Ukraine for getting on two years, and failing miserably, maybe he’s not really a threat to the rest of the world, and he should just fuck his people back home, right now.

    Fail, Putin. Massive fail.

  23. Us Brits ought to volunteer…
    ….to send Ukraine all of our pakıs and nig-nogs for cannon fodder.

  24. As Iā€™ve said on a previous thread, Iā€™ve had the misfortune of employing several Ukrainians since the conflict began (and a couple before it all kicked off in fact), and they have all – without exception – been mercenary benefits snatchers, lazy as fuck, thick on a scale that has you demanding if theyā€™re actually putting it on, utterly fucking useless at the job with a ā€œfuck youā€ attitude that would make any of our home grown benefits scum draw a sharp intake of breath, and with an absolute hatred for the UK and Europe; heaping contempt on those societies who offered them sanctuary and a shot at a prosperous life in a peaceful, developed, country rather than their grim ex-Communist shithole. All I ever hear from them is how shit this country is, how badly itā€™s run, how ignorant the Brits are, and how, by awe-inspiring contrast, their country is perfect in every respect.

    Iā€™m well aware I shall be daubed with the brush of bigotry, but the similarities in the foul attitude and the outright fucking uselessness of these cunts that Iā€™ve worked at close quarters with, heavily strikes me as symptomatic of a nation imbued with the kind of cultural chauvinism that youā€™d expect from a country that until recently had all of its thinking done for it by Big Brother.

    Fuck the lot of them.

  25. In fact, we have a hugely wealthy client that owns a massive country pile in Sussex, and they gave over the two hundred year old cottage, recently renovated and fitted with all mod-cons, in their grounds to a Ukrainian family. Imagine, if you will, being given the keys to a beautiful rural lodge, overlooking the rolling Downs, deer gamboling across the uninterrupted acres of land owned by your host, a wealthy philanthropist who has told you you can stay there rent free for the rest of your life if you want.

    The response?

    ā€œWe prefer the city, itā€™s boring hereā€

    They moved out after a year of free grace and favour, and left the place completely fucked up – rotten food caked all over the worktops, bathroom disgusting and coated in shit, mice running riot and eating the soft furnishings and shitting everywhere.

    And these were ā€œprofessionalā€ people – one was an editor of the Ukrainian version of a very famous global fashion magazine that I had better not disclose for fear of embarrassing my client.

    The stupid bastard says heā€™s happy to offer it to another needy Ukrainian family. Ignores the fact thereā€™s plenty of needy British families whoā€™d actually be grateful beyond words for this utterly unique privelege and would repay him by keeping the place perfect.

    The more I encounter them the more Iā€™m convinced weā€™re backing the wrong fucking horse – yet again.

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