The Media Hype over Jurgen Klopp

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Yesterday (26th Jan), old Kloppie announced he will be leaving the ‘Pool at the end of this season, primarily because he’s knackered and doesn’t have the energy to coach anymore.

Even though I rarely bother with EPL football these days, I will admit that Klopp is one of the greats, and certainly ranks as one of the best managers Liverpool as ever had.

However, the media went into total meltdown as soon as he announced his news, with some papers having it as the major Page 1 headline (fuck WWIII).

I went onto the BBC’s football page last night, and I counted a total of 14 articles, all about Klopp. FOURTEEN!!

By the time this nom is published (assuming it does of course), that figure will probably diminish. Although it will no doubt grow again come the end of the season, especially if Liverpool win something!

For the next few days then we’re going to get wall-to-wall commentary about Klopp, about why he is stepping down, what he as achieved, what he intends to do next and what he ate for fucking breakfast!

And clearly the city of Liverpool will be closed for business for weeks as it mourns his departure!

The media really are cunts at times with their massive servings of hyperbole!

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Nominated by: Technocunt

75 thoughts on “The Media Hype over Jurgen Klopp”

  1. An old article from some cunt or other from years back :
    Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don’t even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who stream out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular messed -up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. ,choose the scummiest club and fans in Europe,choose liverpool fc!

      • I’m not Scouse and do not and never have lived in Liverpool, Poofter. That said, I get a bit weary of mindless and monotonous more Rons spouting the same old tired crepe to salve their spiteful, biased, unbalanced and tiny minds. For the record, I don’t watch football because I find it boring. I prefer watching rugby, having played both codes.

    • I never asked for your fucking resume, if a post isn’t aimed at you personally, try scrolling past without demonstrating the lifestyle option suggested by your moniker.

      • If a post isn’t intended to mean something to somebody why make it in the first place and who gave you the right to restrict the nature of its interpretation and what response might flow from that, eh, Poofter, almost as in Diary of a Nobody? Btw, the nom de plume’s a self deprecatory joke but you’re free to interpret and respond to it any way you like, as am I with the predictable and hackneyed crepe that you write.

  2. I wouldn’t be surprised if Klopp ends up with some OBE / CBE award for services to boys, I mean football.

    Talking about our knightly feudal system of awards got me thinking about old King Charlie boy, poor sod.

    Then I thought, fuck me Harry the son of Hewitt hot stepped it over here from the land of free mighty quick, didn’t he.

    I can imagine the mood at Casa de Markle on Sunday morning.

    “Hazzer, get your facking assss over there now and secure me the crown, you ginge cunt, don’t fuck it up like you’ve done before. While you’re at it, take out your bald step-brother and his trashy wife”.

  3. He is going to become a brand ambassador for Colgate or maybe one of these tiresome cunts who wants to “give back”.

  5. I can’t help feeling that if Shankly was still alive he’d give Klapp a Glasgow kiss so hard he’d swallow that top denture.

  6. Top nom,

    Klopp was the top Kraut ambassador for the jibby-jabs during the covids. Apparently not taking them was like drink driving. Cunt. Wonder how he is feeling about that now?

    He should fuck off and take his monstrous teeth with him.

    Good afternoon, everyone.

    • He has also droned on about his “faith” and Brexit. Nothing to do with being a Herman German, of course.

      Nonetheless, he has been supetb as a manager, not just the coaching, but spending comparatively little and turning dreary players into Premier League material. Even after the departure of world-class Henderson, Mané, and Firmino, he has managed to re-build and produce the team at the top of the league.

      • Klopp replaced Henderson with the World Cup winning Macalister and Firmino with The Netherlands star striker Gakpo. He wasn’t shopping in the bargain basement was he?

  7. Liverpool won the Premier League when matches were held behind closed doors. Their fans celebrated like demented gibbons despite having been told they were too disease ridden to be allowed into Anfield. Wankers.

  9. He is very tall to be fair. Can imagine any star struck journo feeling like that guy in Jurassic park who got eaten off the toilet.

    • He has to be that tall to ensure he doesn’t get a face full of Carragher’s gozz.

  10. Never ever forget this bastard and his pushing of the one and only “vaccine”

    Hopefully he’s having to retire due to debilitating side effects from his multiple shots.

    Cunt.

      • The way the cunts carried on, you’d have thought it was the one and only vaccine that had ever been in existence.

        That’s what I’m referring to.

        The fact you’ve had 3 when it doesn’t stop you catching it (whatever “it” is) spreading it, being ill with it or dying from it, tells you all you need to know.

        I’ve had none by the way. And I’m still alive. Which is surprising when you consider the rampant fear mongering which accompanied “it”

      • Tell me about it. Ive been asking my GP and renal consultant about the need for boosters and the heart issues people have had. Both said it would be a neglible risk relative to benefit as i am in the clinically viulnerable group.

        I’m not keen, but two highly qualified medical professionals who know my colourful medical history tell me it’s in my best interests, plus ive had the flu jab for years.

  12. It’s the nature of the meejabeast innit.

    Fucking wall to wall coverage, until the moment presents itself for somebody else to swamp us with. Schofield. Garraway. Now it’s a feeding frenzy over the King’s waterworks.

    Afternoon all.

  13. I hear LFC are going to hold an auction for some of Klopp’s biggest bogeys. They are hoping to raise some Snotty Cash.

  14. When he moves on Miserable is hoping to get the gig so he can get some of his old floorboards. Maybe a shelf for his vintage Razzle collection.

  15. Hopefully Klopp has seen what the PL and football has become and is quitting out of disgust

  17. One title and one CL in 9 years doesn’t make him a great manager. Nowhere near the best in the prem and doesn’t compare to the best of the LFC managers. Like everything connected to Liverpool it’s over sentimentality has come to the fore.

    Gurning German cunt is now exhausted. Awwwwww, fuck off!

    • Champions League ✔
      Premier League ✔
      UEFA Super Cup✔
      FA Cup ✔
      League Cup ✔
      FIFA Club World Cup ✔
      English Super Cup✔

      You missed a few.

      • The ones Liverpool fans belittled when they weren’t in with a chance of winning them.

        You didn’t mention national champions for attacking team coaches either…..

      • I was completing your list if trophies. Knocking opposition’s buses is shit, but plenty of teams do it.

      • Discounting the glorified charity shield type ‘glories’, that’s 4 trophies in 9 years, or 4 out of a possible 36. Didn’t they win 3 in one season under Benitez? 4 in 9 is hardly a return to make Klopp one of the managerial ‘greats’.

  18. And it’s no, neigh, never,
    No neigh never no more,
    Will I play the scouse victim
    No never no more.

    Take your nose bag and trot off shergar..

  23. “A city in shock” headline.

    Why have they started putting security tags on tracksuits in sports direct.
    Or has the job centre finally opened..

  26. I loathe this gurning oaf and the cheating fucks he manages.

    I loathe the cheeky chappie alleged ‘humour’ of the dole scum in his adopted city.

    I loathe the ‘celebrities’ who bang on about how great Liverpool is whilst living in a mansion in Surrey.

    I loathe the mawkish ‘grief’ every time someone vaguely connected with this cesspit dies.

    But most of all I loathe the media bias towards LFC, a bias that has continued – particularly at Jimmy Savile House – despite three and a half decades of dominance by Man Utd, Chelsea and Man City.

    Klopp is one of the few people I genuinely despise.

      • Cilla Black and Paul McCartney. Never went back to the place, but go on about how great it is. Macca’s ‘return’ with that vast human slug James Corden was especially sickening. All that ‘We luv yiz, Macca lad’ and ‘Ey Jude wiz played ad ar Jimmee’s funeral’. The cunt left there in 1963.

  27. Klopp, as much as I loathe the false toothed German bastard, has been a more than decent manager for Bin Dippers FC

    However, he couldn’t tie Josep Guardiola’s shoelaces. Let alone Alex Ferguson’s, Bob Paisley’s or Arsene Wenger’s..

    Now he’s fucking off. Good.

    • It grates how the hated BBC and social media mongs make out that Klopp ‘made’ Liverpool.

      Shanks made Liverpool. No one else.

  28. I’ve heard this unintelligible cunt yapping on the wireless. Yar yar yar yar yar is all it sound like to me.

    Couldn’t give a flying about his kick ball prowess or a bunch of scousers claiming victimhood again. As for the media shagging his arse at every turn, they can cunt off too.

    I did hear he tried to force his views on Covid jabs to the masses. Every kraut is only every one degree removed from a concentration camp guard.

  29. He’s knackered apparently. Must be tiring working 10 hours a week for £15 million a year. It must only be me who couldn’t a shiny 💩. Little off topic, Becks and Skellington Spice are doing a sketch for the Super Bowl Half Time Show. In it, Skellington can’t remember being in the Spice Girls. Hilarious stuff. I regularly wish I can’t remember the Spice Girls for the past 28 years.

    • All I know about the superbowl is Taylor Swift is involved.

      That’s the impression the BBC give anyway, as they are all, mentally speaking, tweenage girls these days.

      Didn’t like Rishi making fun of Keir Starmer did they? Naga kept on about it being offensive and desrespectful to the dead trans kid. I’d say it had nothing to do with that, you jug-eared wõg.

  30. Herr Klopp.
    I tried so hard, dug so deep, yet alas there are no references to any relative being a participant in ww2.
    The dream of seeing a headline on the front page of the Sun, ‘Klopp Granddad SS Tank Shame’, dashed.
    The only consolation I have is that he’s a proper Scouser – can’t speak Engkish and wears a tracksuit
    Fotze.

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