Weather Forecasting

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Re: Britain is to be lashed by 10cm of snow GB news.
Irrespective of my phone giving me a 0% chance of precipitation this morning, by the afternoon it’s completely wrong.

I can look out of the fucking window if I want to know current weather and besides 10cm is fuck all I remember every winter having at least that amount.

Probably going to be named storm Arctic blast.

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58 thoughts on “Weather Forecasting”

  1. We got snow.

    And few places got it heavy,
    Few places got flooded.

    It’s never here.
    Those jammy bastards down south get everything.

    • We certainly do Mis. Property prices which are obscene, traffic congestion which beggars belief (the M25 at Heathrow has six lanes in each direction and regularly grinds to a standstill; the missus calls it the ring round the devil’s arse hole), if the water supplied by Thames Water was any harder it would come out of the tap in lumps if at all, same bunch pour raw sewage into what should be pretty little streams and water courses on a regular basis, but the icing on the cake must be HS2. Swathes of the remaining countryside are being ripped up for this vanity project and there are trenches in Bucks now where you could lose the Gerald R. Ford. Come join us in our southern utopia why don’t you Mis?

  2. Please send some rain and snow my way if you can. Supplies are very low and still no rain forecast, even back up to 22, 23 degrees this week. At this rate I will have to mug that little cunt mtebe for his bucket and find myself a piss filled watering hole. Or drink more beer

  3. It’s not weather, it’s climate emergencies..

    “Flee, flee for your lives”

    100mph winds, so diane abbots been on the curried goat again..

    • I heard that it was “Global boiling” according to that UN cunt Guterres.
      The only “boiling” going on globally, is our piss boiling from this constant stream of climate shit being shoved in our faces at every opportunity.

      • if the climate is in collapse and the world is boiling, the UN, Climate summit and WEF cunts can travel by boat or train.

        Put your money where you mouth is, cunts.

  5. It’s hot as fuck here – first day of the new school year. And it looks like we are going to get a cyclone…

    https://www.9news.com.au/national/queensland-cyclone-tropical-low-hurdles-towards-australias-east-coast/f273e401-f5e1-43d6-8ade-737635b9a3b5

    Fortunately, it looks like it will be a fair way north of where I live in the benighted colonies. We got the edge of a cyclone about ten years ago that made landfall about 50 miles north of here. Never seen rain like it. Must be a bastard to be hit by a full cyclone.

  6. BBC’s climate expert Justin Rowpratt says the world is spontaneously igniting because I turned the heating on last night. As his sister is an XR activist he must be right.

    Sorry everyone.

  7. Strange how some boffin can tell us the sea will rise in a hundred years time and when we’ll be growing oranges in Scotland but can’t predict with accuracy what it will do at dinner time on Tuesday.

    Cunts,laughable cunts.

    Oh and isn’t it amusing that every cunt in the MSM blames any spell of hot weather on “Climate crisis” but very cold temperatures are just “the weather”..

    I forecast Oven.

    • As far as UK weather propaganda goes, I wouldn’t trust them to report last week’s weather.

  8. Weather forecasting in this country is laughable. You can use all kinds of websites, but the data they use is often sourced from the Met Office, and we all know what a bunch of clowns they are.
    And the broadcast media are no better. The papers have always exaggerated the weather, but we’re only a whisker away from the BBC using terms like ‘Wow, what a scorcher!’. They’re already using ‘Arctic blast’ to describe temperatures of minus 1.
    Grow up you cretins!

    • I suspect part of the problem lies (operative word) with the contradictions of the geo-engineering,HAARP-Chemtrails and cloud seeding projects that the PRIC’s (Predatory Ruling Internationalist Cabal) have been ramping up increasingly in recent times against us ever since ?

      ‘Project Popeye’ was initiated during the Vietnamese invasion, winkling out those pesky Viet-kongs via heavy rain mudslides and such.so we can only imagine how advanced the technologies have evolved 7 decades later; in support of the bogus ‘climate’ marxist stick they’re currently twatting us with ?

  9. ‘it’s raining it’s pouring the old man’s snoring he went to bed and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning’……. who’d have thought that the old nursery rhyme was a climate change prediction….💨🌧️🌪️🌩️⚡….next it’s storm Armageddon 😩

  10. It rained last night and it’s a bit windy.

    Last time I looked, it was January, not July. Strangely enough, it’s exactly the kind of weather I expect at this time of the year.

    Storm this, Storm that! Stay indoors, is your journey really necessary! All designed to keep the plebs afraid, because fearful people are easier to manipulate.

  11. Weather forecasters are all lying bastards. 5% chance of rain means rain or dry they are always right, the lying cunts.
    Kerry Gosling gives me the horn, the lying cow. And Keely Donovon

    • Alina jenkins, georgie palmer, elizabeth rizzini, i wouldnt mind making them damp down south.

  13. When I was a lad at school, and that’s a fucking long time ago , teachers were predicting Doncaster by the sea because of all the sea ice melting at the North Pole. 50 some years later a it’s still the same distance away from Bridlington.
    Utter bullshit 💩

    • Yes, they were predicting that we’d be able to pick guava fruit and paw paws on the banks of the Mersey by 2025.
      And the rewinding of orangutan in Buxton.

      But to be fair there’s 11months left so I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

    • When I was a primary school kid in 1991, the teacher was telling us that “in 30 years all of the crude oil under ground will be exhausted”.

      Well 30 years from that time was in 2021 and scientists have recently discovered that we’ve barely scratched the surface re: crude oil.

      I bet that the predictions of the early 90’s didn’t account for improvements in drilling technology, increased population and the increased industrialization of China and India.

      Science can be useful and predictive but when scientists get it wrong, they get it Bizarro World wrong.

      • When I was a primary school kid in 1991, the teacher was telling us that “in 30 years all of the crude oil under ground will be exhausted”

        I was told this as well, around the same time. It must have been in the National Cirriculum.

      • They are consistent, you have to give them that. In 1970 it was predicted that all the oil would be gone by 2000. Funnier still though are the “experts” who in the 60s were predicting an imminent ice age, a fair proportion of whom moved across to the global warming camp a few years later.

  15. never bothered with weather forecasting, I’ve always just walked outside I need to know what’s going on now not next week. Fuck all you can do about it anyway, but here’s a top tip from the eco nutters if you want a hot summer drive and fly everywhere in winter the emissions will push up the temperature in summer.

    • I know Civvy. My dad still goes by theCunty File forecast and is always surprised when it’s wrong.

      • I used to watch CuntyFile but went off it because they were always shoehorning in stories about climate change or some other politically motivated bullshit – my other half told me there was a story on the last one about a duck that could do yoga ( maybe there is just something wrong with the poor creature) dumbing down much?

  16. It’s a bit windy today, a bit wet, it’s winter.

    John Kettley …… is a weatherman (and so is Lucy Verasamy)

  17. Just wait until they start naming storms after those creating all the diversity that we so much celebrate
    Storm Abdul
    Storm N’Golo
    Storm Igor

    Such storms will leave us impoverished and penniless, with plague and pestilence to soon follow in the wake…

    • Storm Mohammed.

      The will of the Prophet. A dire, catastrophic consequence of not obeying the will of Allah.

      Sharia Britannia.

  18. In the 1960s Manchester when traveling to work by bus, the hour journey would be unpredictable weather wise. Somedays you would travel through the entire four seasons in one go. Depending on which season l was in on my arrival, it would make my mind up whether I went into work that day. If it was wet and windy, I would think, fuck it and get a return bus back home. On returning home the sun would be shining and wished I’d gone into work after all. I work outside, you see.

    • They’re only indemnifying themselves. The IQ of the ‘average Brit’ plummets by the year due to mass immigration, inbreeding within certain ‘communities’ and the state incentives for the underclass to pop out as many sprogs as possible.

  20. How lovely to step out on the first floor terrace on a sunny day. Oh fuck ! It was a yank. He died in the ambulance through the busy streets of London, on the way to hospital.

  21. Growing up in the 50’s each winter’s snowfall was measured in feet. several feet in fact. No hysteria. Wind was either high or a gentle breeze. There was no threat of a climate emergency, but we were warned in 62 that we could be about to enter a mini ice age. Newspapers and telly ( if you had one ) never overplayed something that was the norm.
    Nowadays, some cunt of a politician screams at us the prepare for disaster that can only be averted by paying more tax. I leave it to readers to make what they will of that !

    • Sajid Javid’s been screaming about disasters, mainly to do with Covid and threatening people with prison.

      He’s since recieved a knighthoodfor it.

    • In 1976, the UK people reveled in the glorious weather we got.

      Now we get a few days of sun, and those BBC cunts are scaremongering and trying to ruin people enjoying it.

    • My granddad had to dig out the outside bog from under six feet of snow in January 1963.❄

      They get six inches of snow now, and everything gets called off. Football, school. trains, you name it.

      Britain is pathetic now…☹

      • Hi Norman,
        We moved house in 1963 with blackjacks huddled in our sofa to keep warm.

        1959 I wanted to travel by train to watch the Busby Babes in Norwich. They were called off due to the weather, but the match went ahead with Norwich on the fiddle with extra long illegal studs and knocked us out.

  22. I have a Beach Hut by the sea. If you stand at the front of it on a windy day, your kilt would be above the head. At the rear its always a suntrap. That makes a mockery of the forecast.

  23. Anyone remember the Beast From the East?

    Auntie nanny put out terrible warnings repeatedly to us all to stay at home for safety reasons, then sent every cunt and his dog out everywhere to report about how awful conditions were. No fucking shit Sherlock.

    Cunts.

    • The Beast From The East of last year was predicted “any day now” from early February and eventually arrived 6 weeks later…… from the north….. and wasn’t particularly beastly (at least not where I was). We got an inch of snow for one day until the sun came out.

      They are trying the same this years with temperatures “plummeting to -15c” and “snow for days”….. any day between now……… and mid March. I’ll believe it when I see it.

      • I have a good local indicator for the impending doom, like a canary n a coal mine, as it is next to a low bridge over a tidal river.

        According to the NOAA, this little tea shop will be inundated every high tide by 2040.

        If I see a biddy with her Bichon Frisé floating downriver, I will know the tide is going out.

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