Piers Morgan (15) has Covid

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The Forthcoming Tributes to Piers Morgan… are a cunt.

Piers Morgan is about die of Covid. (not really – Day Admin)

I’ll be fucking amazed if he pulls through. He’s gibbering on Twitter about it and this megalomania makes it seem like he’s okay… but he isn’t. Hence… being in hospital.

No link. Go look at the cunt’s face on Twitter. His immune system is fucked, he has AIDS-lite, basically, (allegedly.)

Tributes will come to this ghoul, this seeker of attention even if it means defaming people, ruining them, spying on them, hacking their minds and souls.

And that… will be a cunt… at Christmas. A great singer dying, like Dean Martin is good at this time of year, we can play their music and get sentimental. But dead Piers Morgan means repeats of his vile moments. An epic cunt soon to be spirited away. The cunt will try to interview Sinatra and will get lamped, hopefully.

Evening Standard

Nominated by: BrokenBiscuitsBritain

56 thoughts on “Piers Morgan (15) has Covid”

  1. His London centric immune system couldn’t cope.

    Years of office work, phone tapping, and posh lunches have given him a limp immune system.

    In medical circles it’s called the SW1 effect.

    Id prescribe a pint of gravy a day,
    A bottle of brown ale,
    And 30 star jumps.

    What a little puff.

    • He should also avoid the letters C. O. V. I. D. In his alphabet soup. Eat more porridge the southern softly.

  3. Really! Is that still a thing.i thought we had all forgotten about that..

    Piers morgan that is..

    Never gonna stop with bat-flu.
    Just surprised there wasn’t a mask and lockdown campaign this Christmas.

    Ps is he dead yet?

  4. He lives round the corner and drinks in my local.

    Good to know he is in hospital, because that means I can go and poke dog shit through his letterbox undisturbed.

    • He is actually in the Guinness Book of Records for the most dog shit dropped through a letterbox. Closely followed in 2nd and 3rd place by Nick Clegg and Bono.

      • Tony Blair would be in first place for that award were it not for the fact that all of his mail goes through the International Court of Human Rights at the Hague but sadly never arrives. Oh well….. Hey ho, ho hum!

  6. He can have another go at MeAgain and blame Covid for his toxic rant.

    The show must go one, why, who actually gives a fuck.

    • PS I bet Big Pharma would love to give normal people AIDS so they could sell them the cure.

  9. I’m sorry to disappoint, but apparently he was violently ill after eating a Greggs vegan sausage roll.

    Also Trump and Brexit are to blame.

    Sadly, he has made a full recovery.

  10. Kate Garraway was in the news recently telling anyone who’d listen about the everlasting Chinky Flu’ her husband is suffering.
    We had to have one of our cats (Grumps) put down last month but we did not feel it necessary to inform the world.

  11. Maybe he got luvvie COVID?
    It’s much more dramatic than ordinary COVID.

    When I got COVID/ sore throat it didn’t put me on my arse.
    Certainly not in hospital!

    I’d be mortified.

    Must have a underlying issue like soft testes or ducky disease?

    Because when the chink flu invaded the temple of my body,
    My massive, pure white blood cells soon sent it packing.

  12. People who recover from Covid will be classed as Far Right or something. Their racist immune system fighting back. Probably have a magnified close up of our cells with little swastica’s embedded in them.

  13. Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan to you lot, if you don’t mind.

    The Sun’s headline writers are ready for Piers’ demise from Covid:
    GOTCHA.

  14. His cuntitude varies between utter and mild, depending on which reptile he’s having a go at. Couldnt give a fuck about the cunt.

  15. James Cleverly the swarthy Home secretary is on the news telling everyone how he’s got immigration under control!

    Mmm. Sterling job sunny Jim.

    Anyway, he’s grown a beard to look more authoritive, more stately,
    A serious man doing a serious job etc…

    While I approve normally of beard growing, it doesn’t take away from James funnily shapen monkey skull.

    It hides his weak chin sure,
    But you can’t polish a turd.

    If he thinks a beard and jokes about date rape are the way,
    Maybe become a Yorkshire truck driver?

    Buy yourself a hammer.

    • I suspect he’ll shortly find out that ‘getting immigration under control’ requires rather more than just saying “I’ve got immigration under control”. At which point he’ll realise he’s a useless cunt and resign on some load of bollocks pretext, to make way for the next useless cunt.

  16. Notice all the recent Home secretaries are on the wrong side of the deportation order?

    So they can’t be accused of that most serious of charges….racism.

    I want a Home secretary with a monocle and duelling scar.
    A white man.
    A man with a plan.
    A glorious vision!!!😁

    After all Idi Amin got rid of the same shower of shite in 24hrs.

    They could take a suitcase and that was all.

    And people laughed at him!!
    Mocked him,
    Just because he was a cannibal.

    Well cannibal maybe, but a effective politician when it came to immigration.
    Sniff.

    • I really couldn’t care less about the colour of said cunt, I just want somebody who’s prepared to machine gun the dinghies the moment they leave the french beach. Once the dinghies have been deal with, start on the French.

    • How odd such fuss over any attempt to boot out the dirty cunts here yet the Pakis booting out Afghans in droves gets no mention?

      Makes a chap wonder what’s afoot?

    • Feed the dinghy riders to the sharks 🦈🦈.No addition to use at all.Sponging parasites.

    • I’m so sorry to hear about Piers’ illness and I hope he’s soon feeling better.
      It’s my new year’s resolution to say nice things about people.

  18. In Weatherspoons imbibing in a pint of 12 monkeys, basickally I couldn’t give a fuck.

    • You’re safe in the ‘spoons. If it had been a Slug and Lettuce, or -dare I say – a Café Rouge, the other patrons might tell the bar staff ‘uh, there’s, like, a racist sitting over there, uh, could you like, uh,say something to him..’

  19. When it comes to immigration policy I’d vote for any Anglo-Saxon bloke who would take either the German Dunkirk or the Japanese Iwo Jima approach.

  21. Can’t stand him.No shiny shites awarded for the twat.New Years Oven please Unkle.

    • Also when he was sacked from Good Morning Britain for telling the truth about MeGain Markle and refused to apologise.

  24. I’m reading this nom on my computer but I’m standing 2 metres away from the screen,I don’t want to catch it.

  26. Coming soon: MY COVID three week odyssey in wh. I slept for two of them. Christ, Piers… this is hardly a Do Ya Think I’m Sexy moment, now is it? Does anybody fucking care, dear? Did Meghan’s Get Well Soon Arsehole card arrive yet?

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