“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Rural Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m in Charnwood Forest in Leicestershire, where local residents are up in arms about a plan to site a giant solar energy farm in the area. I’m joined by Mrs Brenda Tosspott, spokesperson for local campaign group ‘Over My Dead Body; No to the Solar Farm’. Thank you for joining us”
“We’re not having it, and that’s that, sure as my name’s Brenda Tosspott. The developers can fuck right off”
“But surely this is a good move, aimed at reducing dependence on fossil fuels, and helping to fight against global warming”
“Well of course we all want to fight climate change, just not do it right here in our neck of the woods. It’s the wrong scheme in the wrong place. We’re all against it”
“Isn’t the truth of it that you’re all just being NIMBYs?”
“Naturally we’ll be called that, but this is an area of outstanding natural beauty, a
haven for wildlife and agriculture, which must be protected at all costs. The fact that we don’t want our views ruined and the value of our properties affected by this development is neither here nor there”
“I see. So what’s your solution to the dilemma then?”
“Quite simple. Don’t build the bastard here. There’s another area of outstanding natural beauty about twenty miles up the road. Put the cunt there, we say”
“Quite so. Anywhere but here in your village. Thank you Mrs Tosspott. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
Nominated by: Ron Knee
For a campaign spokesperson, old Brenda is a sweary cunt ain’t she.
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Right potty mouth on her!
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Cracking twin set mind
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This piece of shit, baggy rent boy’s abused arsehole of a country wouldn’t need so much electricity supply if there were 15 million less people in it.
Rather than solar panel farms, set all immos and council house jobless to turn giant dynamos / generators / turbines by hand in 10 hour shifts like Conan the Barbarian pushing that stone wheel thingy for years and work out a way of timing it so as soon as they lose 50% of their operating capacity through exhaustion, they’re removed from their shackles, pushed through a giant grinder and made into chili that’s fed to their fellow darkıe spongers during their tea break.
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A tad extreme perhaps, but as solutions go, not without its merits.
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I’m with Brenda. Build the fucking thing closer to where the energy’s needed, the Cotswold perhaps.
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Is there a Namby Pamby area then ?
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As King Charles the Last is so keen to decarbonise the planet, how about siting them on the thousands of spare acres available in Windsor Great Park, Balmoral and Sandringham?
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He could attach a couple to his ears.
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‘The best fucking idea I’ve heard yet. Let that jug-eared cunt put up with it for a change’.
Brenda Tosspott
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Aren’t we all a bit like this though?
Say you buy your dream home and then the government/local council decides that it is going to be a fertilizer factory something else opposite your home or nearby.
What was a quiet tranquil area is going to be turned into a dirty, smelly, noisy, shithole. Thus ruining your dream home.
Perhaps they should build it next to Chris Packham’s house or Dale Vince’s mansion?
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Cunt truffles
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Ship all illegals to a shithole area that wouldn’t be hard to find, then attach solar panels to their backs. Voila !
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I’m all in favor of solar energy if it’s put to good use.
https://www.solarovens.org
I’m sure if they were scaled up with a few modifications these could serve quite nicely.
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I’ve youve grafted your whole life,
Scrimped and saved to buy a house away from a city,
To be told we are building a windfarm, new development, immo centre on your doorstep?
I’d hit the fuckin roof.
It’s human nature.
We don’t need more housing.
That’s media bollocks.
We need less people.
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I wouldn’t want one of those by my house either. A constant reminder of how shit our country has become.
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Dear Mr.Cuntmus
Further to council agreements, we will begin work on the mosque in your road from next month. We apologise about the disturbance and the future smell of excrement. Please keep young children indoors at all times.
sincerely,
the Cunttee Council.
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Good point Cap’n. Windmills and solar farms preferable as neighbours rather than immos any day.
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The essence of the problem for me.
Pressure on energy supplies, not mention health services, schools, education etc, comes down to over-population.
For decades, successive governments have betrayed the British people, and have allowed immos from every shithole under the sun to flood in, turning the country into a toilet. Same in Western Europe and North America.
It’ll never stop; it’s too late and we’re fucked already anyway.
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arfur, I would rather live next door to a giant, noisy windmill than have hundreds of Pakîstankîs in white dresses traipsing down my road every week. You’d need a water cannon to clean the shit off the pavement.
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They must be very efficient solar panels,its always pissing down.
If they want solar then put them in the Home Counties and on top of the “asylum hotels”.. (hopefully the panels will have been shoddily made in China by children so they combust and burn the cesspits to the ground).
politicians and hippies,vegans and the like are just a fucking nuisance,no use to anyone
Oven,with ten year old engine oil and tractor tyres.
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Good morning Gents.
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Morning Unkle.
That’s basically what happened at Grenfell I think.
Shoddy electrical goods.
Either that, or circumventing the meter and used for nefarious purposes.
Or both.
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Morning Duke.
When you have such a giant festering midden it’s bound to ignite at some point.
Quite inevitable when these savages are involved.
Leave them to it,let the mayor sort it.
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Half of the fuckers would be under water a lot of the time, given the amount of rain we get.
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In all seriousness, this shit never stops with these fucking green assholes.
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If I lived there I’d have a field day with my trusty 60 year old catapult…..!
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Solar farms? Pussies.
Give me a 9 Gw nuclear reactor, right on the South Downs. I don’t give a fuck.
Knowledge is the cure to fear, especially when it comes to nuclear energy, which is why the much hyped Chernobyl TV series might as well be Benny Hill.
Megaton-level explosions don’t happen with Nuclear power plants. Pure guff. Where did the writers convince themselves that was even a possibility? They should’ve reintroduced Nuclear Man from Superman IV
I don’t care if i end up looking like a green Colin Bryce, cheap leccy? Stick a reactor in the shed if you want (literally the back ‘yard’).
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” nuclear power is what gives me my healthy green glow,
And makes me as sterile as a Nevada state boxing commissioner..”
-Montgomery Burns
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Remember ‘Nuke ’em!’ the board game in Robocop?
I wanted that as a kid.
Back in the eighties, many action vehicles/playsets of sufficient scale included at least one ICBM. I remember one called a global bomber/mobile HQ for Zero Hour’. A big grey thing with three ICBMS.
All part of our conditioning of course. Well done, Bluebird.
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Given the number of ‘Monopoly’ variations available these days, I’m surprised that they never came up with ‘Cold War’ Monopoly. Get four nuclear shelters up on Mayfair, that sort of thing.
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The Monopoly man with a cracked monocle and bad sunburn.
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It should be ‘Not in The Home Counties’ Or Cotswolds, natch. Put them somewhere ghastly like Lincolnshire or rural Notts. The East Riding perhaps.
However.
Up this way they are proposing these fuckers for productive farmland. So not on our arable land. If that joins me with Brenda Tosspot, sobeit.
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It’s a bit like our nuclear sub base isn’t it?
Stick the thing up in Scotland, away from London, Sussex and Hampshire.
In the event of Scortish indy, where would they relocate it? Any guesses?
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Odessa?
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Isle of Wight. Already full of inbred mutants so any nuclear attack would be redundant.
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I’d be for re-developing an area of the London docklands, and putting it there.
Sadiq Khan would surely be in favour of it, as it would bring much needed investment to an area starved of it.
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Reinforce the roof of the O2 arena, dig out some sub pens. The whole area will be underwater in 20-30 years anyway.
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Look, I like the greenbelt.
We have a beautiful countryside.
And we have farmland that’s responsible for the food on our plates.
Leave it alone.
Want to built new housing and fuckin solar farms,
Then I’m sure our king ,
Charles the gobshite can accommodate on his vast holdings of land?
Use brownfield sites?
Or just start mass deportations of the effluence of third world shite you allow to breach our borders?
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I aim one day to retire to a rural and immigrant free area of the UK, (if there’s such a thing any more).
I’ll be the biggest cunt of a NIMBY in Cuntshire.
I’ve put up with urban experiments and scrounging foreign bastards all my working life. I’ll be damned if I’ll let the cunts start again during my twilight years.
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Tart up areas of shite. Voila !
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You never buy a view. Why not put silly panels on church roofs, they get it checked during installation and all the electrical gubbins can go inside these little used buildings and chief fiddler and ring kisser welby can not waste a penny of his recent windfall the cunt.
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I’m green enough anyway.
I don’t fly ( airmiles nil)
I compost
Grow my own fruit
Feed wildlife and the birds
Dont own a Daimler.
Don’t have a swimming pool.
Don’t use the central heating
These mouthy celeb cunts and wingnut royals would do well to copy me before spouting their bollocks!
Walk the walk you cunts!
I should be knighted for what I do in the name of saving the planet.
But no.
Not high profile enough.
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A knighthood? I reckon you should be made a saint, old son.
St Miserable of Northcunt, patron saint of the environment. It’s got a ring to it.
Morning all.
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Morning Ron,
I agree.
Is it me or are a few posters missing in action?
H Belinda Hubbard, Freddie, few others?
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There are a few MNC recently..the excellent Mr Frog and Mr Cuntybollocks amongst them.
It’s a pity.
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Indeed. I’m still missing Nurse Cunty.
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St Mis of Doggingfield.
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I’m orders of magnitude greener than some JSO cunt who wanted her court date pushed back so she could fly to India.
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Digression
I’ve noticed ladies don’t play sports anymore. Is it because “woman” is the coverup and appears stronger ?
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They aren’t ladies anymore Sammy.
They’re all ladettes.
Goalkeepers with twelve o’clock stubble and 6inch clits.
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“Goalkeepers with twelve o’clock stubble and 6inch clits.”
That’s priceless Mis, laughed out loud at that.
Keep ’em coming. (See what I did there?)
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How about females, Mis.
Or would that leave us stumped ?
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Solar panels is the last thing they should be worried about . What until the wider programme for immos is expanded , they’ll see what the rest of us city dwellers have to endure then and how they power their fucking kettle will be a long forgotten issue
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Don’t knock the nimbys. They are a caricature much loved by the MSM and the green lobby but they are in the main normal people like you and me. Why the fuck would you want your local environment degraded by the installation of these pointless eyesores? What”s really going to bring all this bollocks to a shuddering halt in the foreseeable future is the realisation by the general public of the massive inconvenience and cost of this green twaddle. I say inconvenience but in fact it will lead to the death of some poor sods. Imagine a ’63 winter and being dependent on sunshine to meet the demand for electricity. Indications of the way things are changing are already out there. Look at the figures for sales of electric cars.
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Most of those who work for the MSM live in leaky garrets in London and have to suck up whatever new enterprise the govt. mayor Khan or land-owners impose. NIMBY is a term borne of their resentment at not even having the room to have a shit in peace and paying through the nose for the privilege.
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Good point Cuntamus. The folks who live in a rabbit hutch in London eating baked beans and pasta and thinking they are rich.
Mate of mine had a leaky Garrett on his old Saab.
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We will never have enough solar panels, not enough sun, stick them in countries where they have 300 sunny days a year.
It’s the UK, it’s cold, dark, always fucking raining.
Just build a fucking huge coal fired power station, the residents will get behind that 😂
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The country’s sitting on about a trillion tons of the stuff. Surely with modern technologies, coal could be used efficiently.
What would a few coal stations here matter in the bigger picture anyway? The Chinese and Indians build one a week.
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Yes, coal should still be king, all the old power stations were dirty but modern tech could certainly clean them up.
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It’s good to see the government are sticking to pledge to house migrants (cunts) in basic accommodation to act as as deterrent
This will reduce the demand on electricity
https://www.gbnews.com/news/farnborough-residents-fuming-as-luxury-flats-given-to-asylum-seekers
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It’ll probably go up in flames soon enough, when they start using the doors for firewood.
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Flamethrower the cockroachs
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It’s not just solar panels (which should clearly be mandatory on any new building’s roof) but the fact that they’re used as cover to install a battery farm.
Owner of battery farm buys off-peak electricity then sells it back to the grid at huge profit.
Why aren’t solar panels put on the roofs of every new estate? Because it’s too expensive to improve the infrastructure to carry out the excess electricity that the estate would generate on a sunny day.
Either way, some slimy cunt is making a profit.
I stand with Mrs. Tosspot.
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This is the result of successive governments being obsessed with GDP and not giving one eighth of a flying fuck about the people who inhabit the country.
Quantitative easing by using human detritus from 3rd world shit holes instead of printing money is the latest attempt by this sorry arsed government to boost economic growth.
Short sighted cunts contradict themselves at every turn.
As many cunters have pointed out – this country needs fewer foreign cunts first and foremost and not ineffectual “green” energy projects or new housing projects.
On one hand we’re told that AI is going to take over millions of jobs and on the other hand the bastards in power are happily letting the population swell to completely unsustainable levels.
What are our new guests going to do once the robots have nicked all the jobs?
Which is it to be?
How many barbers shops or car washes are there to keep all these millions of foreign lads in gainful employment?
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My nearest corner shop got a visit from immigration quite recently. 2nd time it’s happened in my town.
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Does anybody know where blokes in Turkey go for haircut? All their fucking barbers have moved here.
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You’re certainly right, Ron. The amount of men walking around with singed ears, is definitely on the increase.
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Build these green machines near to where they are needed. Hampstead heath, Richmond park, line of wind turbines down the Thames that sort of thing. Many open Spaces in Londonstabistan would be much better off covered with solar farms. The only reason this assault on the rural landscape happens is because there are fewer pe pole to say fuck off. Though not long ago a wind speed monitoring mast “fell” down one nigh, terrible crime against the greens, bloody locals
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How about Great Windsor Park, Sandringham and Balmoral? Plenty of ground available there. Surely that enthusiastic mentalist sorry environmentalist King Charles would be all ears if somebody made the suggestion.
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Windmill masts stand up because they are bolted down to blocks of concrete weighing hundreds of tons, rather like the wheels on your car are retained on the hubs. Wouldn’t it be terrible if vandals were to go round slackening the nuts?
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I’m with Brenda. It’s not just the few people who live in Charnwood Forest who are right to complain. It’s everyone from Leicester and surrounding towns who enjoy the rolling hills, volcanic outcrops and reservoirs. Escaping to here won’t be the same if it’s covered in these ugly panels.
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