is a long standing historic cunt.
Unhappy fans are suing the twat for being late for her concerts.
Dirty Harriet and I went to see the fucker years ago on ironically the tik tok tour and the old slag was late for that also.
The only reason we went was because we had free tickets, otherwise I would want to sue the geriatric, has been, dusty old twat…
Nominated by Fuglyucker.
More from another of Madge’s adoring Fans Cuntstable Cuntbubble below.
Madonna, her sense of entitlement and contempt for her fans.
”Madonna sued by fans in New York over late concert start time”
Apparenttly, 2 hours late is normal for this raddled old hag. A few 1000 people have paid $100s for a ticket and this deplorable old cunt routinely keeps them waiting for a couple of hours. That’s how important she is.
I first saw her miming to ‘Holiday’ a long time ago. I thought it was a Song for Europe. Dire, and she hasnt improved in the 40 odd years since. But there seem to be people who like her, fuck knows why.
Shouldn’t she be grateful and respectful to the people who finance her life? Or does she consider herself royalty? A sort of elderly Markle.
Worra a wrinkled, raddled old cunt.
It’s the young dark skinned backing dancers that I feel sorry for.
Imagine having to peel off the piss soaked Depends undergarments and go down on a minge that has had half of Africa up it, just to further your career. 🤮
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And being paid for it too…lucky bastards.
Oh wait, you were thinking it was an undesirable thing?!
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Morning Thomas.
Well yes. playing Russian roulette with one’s tinkle by being forced to shove it into a bubbling cauldron of STDs would be seem by most as an unacceptable work related risk.
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Is it wrong to feel disappointed that that sort of opportunity never presented itself in any jobs I’ve had?
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Don’t worry Moggie.
If you wish to recreate the misery of being forced to shag some old skank like Madonna in order to retain your employment, take a look at this poor fucker’s face:
https://images.app.goo.gl/aFkdEi4QgLXzqBNy5
That there is the look of a man who wishes he had stuck his Hampton in a blender in order to avoid the public humiliation of some olde slapper grinding against him as part of his job description .
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I wasn’t thinking of her specifically, she never did anything for me, even when young.
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Vapid old cunt. A candidate for the stiff in the sack of potatoes for the remake of Frenzy . Sugartits now relegated to the nude woman in the Thames.
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Proof that limitless cash can’t buy class and style.
Kylie has it right as she moves through her fifties – she dresses appropriate to age/condition.
Madonna looks like she has a permanent Michael Myers Halloween mask with all the OTT plastic surgery.
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Tardiness is a trait of a stupendous cunt..
“Thanks word of the day calendar”
Probably spends two hours being put together like darth vader..
Fake plastic twat..
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It looks like vinegar tits from prisoner 50 years on.
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Funny you should mention her. ‘Thats TV2’ is re-running series 1 of Prisoner. Never realised just how dire it was. Perhaps you would like all copies of it back? Go on, its becoming fashionable to return other countries artifacts.
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I remember thinking it was a cult classic so, since it was before my time, I started to watch a rerun a couple of years ago. I hadn’t a fucking clue what was going on and never made it through the first episode. Dire indeed.
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And its still way better than the shit that passes for telly now.
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The entire cast are a challenging wank indeed.
As confirmed by a 13 year old me.
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No wonder there is a climate crisis with all these plastic bottles being washed up on the beaches. she is using them all on her face!
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Normally I would favor burning the old witch. But with all the chemicals pumped into the old slag to keep her looking “young”, if you did try to burn her you’d end up with a big glob of toxic waste…which is exactly what you started with.
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She’d probably be like an old tyre fire, burning for decades despite all attempts to extinguish it.
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Has she had sex with more or less humans than Katie Price?
I say humans, because Katie having sex with Harvey is tantamount to beastiality and ought to be excluded from the total.
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Perhaps Madogga has let Harvey have a go on her too. He is black after all, and she simply wouldn’t be able to resist.
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She used to give the teenage me the horn in the 80s. Recall wanking furiously over the album cover of Like A Virgin…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Like_a_Virgin_(album)
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Fuck all else to do in Ipswich.
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She used to look all right but now looks like summat out of Saw..
No doubt the mental clapped out hag thinks its part of her “performance” to keep her deluded fans waiting for hours before honouring them with her presence?
In its entirety a freakshow by a plastic Cunt for Mentals and Gays.
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Beat me to it Uncle.
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They should start the circus two hours earlier with the usual animals and trapeze artists, culminating in the plastic freak.
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Looks like “Billy” the puppet thing off Saw has let itself go a bit.
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There’s a pattern to her lateness and I reckon this is becuase each time she has to do a concert, she’s dug up, awoken Frankenstein style and then needs time to do her embalming ready for the stage (jazz hands!).
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Remember her in the video for “Cherish” I’d have been up for that.
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More fool you.
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Never been mad on her.
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Same. Britney, mind you, could nosh me all day.
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Madonna ? More perturbed.
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For the life of me, I’ve never thought much of her. Always thought her act was copied from others.
https://prince.org/msg/8/294526
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The cunts who moan about drinking expensive booze for 2 hours awaiting their has been hero have only themselves to blame.
I turn psychotic if I am waiting 5 fuckibg minutes.
The useless horrible cunt.
Good morning.
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If people, buses, phone calls and turds don’t turn up when they should, I go berserk.
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Only people in mental homes put their underwear on last.
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I have always thought madge had the look of someone who would be sticky to the touch. And have a weird aroma to her.
Like a house that smells of animals, but there’s no animals?
Bit like that Christina Aguilera bint..
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Yes, I think she smells like a morbidly obese old woman who sits at the supermarket checkout or works in a greasy spoon, without being obese.
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As the great frank skinner said “i quite like that pale look madonna has, like she is made out of brie”.
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I bet she smells like it as well.
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Can take forever for me. Shite !
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Babysitter for her own concerts.
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Typical yank. Turning up late for wars.
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Sammy,
Click on the link.
https://youtu.be/s57RjAY59uU?si=tzQJvpsjuv3v2PR3
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Although she didn’t keep the war effort and recovery going through Lend-Lease, loans to Atlee and the Marshall Plan.
I find it amusing Sammy is the fiercest critique of America yet, out of any of us, benefitted most from its largesse.
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Thanks Mis, think father and son get their passports stamped at the end, undesirable aliens.
Thanks also to CP for the complements.
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Rumour has it that, following a routine undercarriage servicing, her gynaecologist, whilst working deep at the flange face, advised that she could now put her clothes back on. She said “You don`t need to repeat yourself.” He looked up and replied, “I didn`t.”
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I never fancied Mad Donna in the 80s.
So I certainly don’t fancy her now she looks like Boris Karloff after a chip pan fire.
A face that’d make Predator weep.
And she’s a rude cunt.
Being late she’s saying to her fans
‘ I’m important
Your not.”
She’s surrounded by simpering little bumboys telling her how marvellous she is,
And believed it?!!!
They’re blowing smoke up your arse.
If they were to give you some honest, we’ll meant advice it’d be wear a veil.
Hammer house of horror looking cunt.
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If she feels like adopting any more African ‘orphans’ the UK has plenty.
What do you want Madge? Nigerians? Angolans? Sudanese? We have a buy two get one free on Eritreans at the moment.
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Throw in an Albanian, a Romanian and a Syrian
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As far as I’m concerned anybody prepared to shell out a thick wad of dough, just to be kept waiting for a couple of hours by this plastic skank, deserve all they get.
Morning all.
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She’s a longstanding cunt of the highest order.
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The 2023 picture looks like Princess Leia after a chip pan disaster.
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Never saw the attraction in the scrubber.
A challenging wank then and now.🙄
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To be fair the 2016 picture isn’t great either. Evidence of cosmetic surgery to fatten certain areas.
Wonder what Katy Price will look like aged 60-something, if she’s still alive.
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A local gundog owner and trainer my dad knows said she had a mouth like a sewer on shoots he was involved with when Mr and Mrs Ritchie were in attendance.
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