Welcome to Sex

 

is a cunt

This is a vulgar book aimed at children from age 8. It’s a guide to sexuality, pleasure and “figuring it out”. It contains a ”how to” guide for oral sex, an explanation of how “two penis-owners have anal sex” and cartoon drawings of two women “scissoring” Other perversions are also included, accompanied by pictures.

Who’s to say that these young kids won’t try to experiment and then one thing leads to another.

So called ‘author’ Yumi Stynes and publishers Simon and Schuster must be proud of themselves making money from this shit, although hopefully it won’t fly off the shelves.

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Nominated by mystic maven.

107 thoughts on “Welcome to Sex

  1. Typical double standards from the usual suspects who will have an aneurysm over over descriptors like “fat” and “ugly” in Roald Dahl books and call in sensitivity readers to police language yet anal sex in books aimed at kids is educational? Next the disgusting cunts will want to start role playing with them. And it wont be found in the libraries of any majority peaceful school either, not if they like their heads attached to their necks anyway.

      • Evening Jack, just busy with a few things mate before the March madness starts. If it was like last year where I was playing catch up for most of the year, I’ll need a good head start.

  2. Is the sequel ‘Welcome to the end of sex”

    Page 1

    Mummy conned daddy into marriage with great sex and lots of it. On their wedding day Mummy told Daddy that’s the end of regular sex for you dickface!

    The End (of sex)

  3. Aged 8?!

    Fair enough explaining you weren’t delivered by stork and maybe a basic explanation of conception and birth, anything else is child abuse.

  4. I’m guessing it talks about evil white and those who enjoy regular sex are only using you. I’m guessing there’s body positivity (for women obviously) bs thrown in for good measure?

  5. Seriously. There should be riots in the streets about this. Definitely 1990 Poll Tax riots level.

  6. On the subject of sex (to have kids, not special, naughty time) I am perplexed by this:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67999028

    We introduced a two child benefit cap in the UK a number of years ago, which to me makes sense, otherwise every woman would be getting trussed up like turkeys so they never have to work again.

    This tart ‘Sophie’ and ‘Danielle’ in the BBC article appear no different. Though I do judge as it is not known if there is a man on the scene – although with Danielle I notice one of her kids is a little darker than the others so perhaps she held a party in her house for a bunch of footballers on night…

    I digress, my point is this. You know your benefits are capped at two kids, so why have more? More to the point, why have more, then bleat that you can’t survive and in the case of Sophie, miss meals to feed your spawn. The picture of Sophie suggests she is not slim, so she must be eating something, non?

    Danielle, another tart of the same ilk, is also moaning, but this tart lives in Fulham, which I can tell you is one of the most expensive parts of the UK to live in – her life can’t be that bad!

    Why do these people think it is ok to receive cock, get pregnant and then moan when the likes of myself and my fellow cunters who pay taxes (I hope most of you do 😂😂) are then expected to look after you?

    This makes no sense to me, but perhaps someone can enlighten me…

      • .. or just utter, UTTER lack of …. anything … that would make a good parent-figure, that’s a given. Hereditary pointlessness, I’ll call it.

        By the by’s, there’s gonna be a whole slew of books like this thing very soon. Monkey-see (£’s), monkey-do …

        Or a 2nd printing of the nommed one with an added chapter on bestiality, perhaps.

        Sick cunts.

  7. ‘Welcome to sex education. We’ll start your written consent, then your physical test, followed by your oral exam and provide you with your study aids for homework…’

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