Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted the death of the legendary US comedy Producer and screenwriter Norman Lear who has died aged 101.Lear was best known for making the Jeffersons , All in the Family , Maude and many other classic sitcoms in the US usually tackling the subject of race (much like Johnny Speight did in the UK before him)
Onwards with Dead Pool 310. You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from the previous pool.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt who we have heard of.
4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.
5) Hits are rewarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Let the game begin!
Clint Eastwood
beast of Bolsover
Johnny Irwin
Linda Nolan
Phil Collins
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Timothy West
Prunella Scales
0
David Soul
Stevie Wonder
Dan Ackroyd
James Burke
Rick Wakeman
0
Ray Anthony
Mirtha Legrand
Hugo Broch
Thomas P Stafford
Bud Anderson
0
Eric Burdon
Tom Lehrer
Rick Wakeman
John Mayall
Jimmy Carter
1
Beaten to Rick Wakeman by Smells Fishy.
Admin, please replace him with Dame Janet Plowright.
0
James Earl Jones
Douglas Hurd
Jim Lovell
William Daniels (voice of KTT)
Peter Higgs
0
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire
Nancy Olson
Yahya Sinwar
Nice work Lord B.
0
William Shatner
George Taki
Glynis Johns
Rob Burrow
Chuck Norris
1
Chuck Norris got bitten by a snake.
It died two days later.
4
T’will be a sad day when he passes on. A very, very sad day indeed.
1
Stanley Baxter
John Astin
Bill Ward
Ray Reardon
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on LB.
1
Alright Jack?
We were speculating that you and Ethel were buried in a snowdrift in the camper in deepest Cumbria.
3
Alright LL ? No snowdrifts for us. Ethel, along with numerous other family members, has been ill.
A couple of them have been in hospital.
Plus, I got to daydreaming about the youngest sister in laws tits and before I knew it, a week had passed.
I really must pull myself together.
Good evening.
4
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12906723/itv-wrestling-star-jim-cry-baby-breaks-dead.html
Do we have a winner? Congratulations Jack if confirmed.
0
Janette Tough (Wee Jimmy Krankie)
Renée Richards (tranny tennis player)
Louis Farrakhan (né Walcott) (American black supremacist & Nation of Islam leader)
Mahmoud Abbas (president of The State of Palestine and chairman of the PLO)
Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud (King of Saudi Arabia)
0
Wendy Craig, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Pete Murray
0
Gladimir Putin
Rudy Giuliani
Rosemary West
Madeleine McCann
David Irving
0
Sniffer Joe Biden
Donald Trump
Lord Hezzelslime
Noam Chomsky
Pete Murray
0
Fuck it some cunt jumped in before me.
Replace Murray with Ken Bates.
Fuck it.
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Good darts LB
0
When I first saw that picture, I thought Cliff Richard had snuffed it.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Denis Law
Anne Reid
Ann Blyth
2
In there, Lord Biryani
0
Stacy Keach
Robert Wyatt (prog rock legend)
Menzies (Ming) Campbell
Bill (William) Cobbs
Donald Sutherland
0
Well done My Lord/ Our perennial favourite is still going strong but I am still nominating her:
Glynis Johns
Sandy Gall
Alan Bennett
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruickshank VC
0
Thanks Ws.
Unfortunately someone has already nicked Glynis.
0
Steve Wright (formally in the afternoon, now pop picking)
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Harold Dickie Bird
Billy Fucking Bragg (please dog, it’s the season of giving soon)
0
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Brian Trueman
Tony Soper
Simpering Butthole Miner – Omid Scobie (an unfortunate tumble onto the live rail at Tottenham Court Road underground station)
2
Brigitte Bardot
Leslie Caron
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Iris Apfel
0
Don King
Esther Rantzen
Brian Murphy
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Herb Alpert
Rita Moreno
Tippi Hedren
Raul Castro
Pat Boone
0
Michael J Fox
Christopher Lloyd
Frederick Forsyth
Erich von Däniken
James Hetfield
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
Congratulations Lord Biryani,
It’s always a good day when another subversive, lefty cunt is called home to one of the 9 Hells.
James Hewitt.
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
You’re a very vindictive person aren’t you?
1
Season’s Greetings OC.
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
Georgie Fame
0
Noddy Holder
David Attenborough
Jimmy Tarbuck
David Essex
Ozzy Osbourne
0
Russ Abbot
Jackie Stewart (F1 driver)
Sian Phillips
Lord David Steel
Matt Lucas
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
0