A ‘turkeys vote for Christmas’ cunting for the those strange groups of people calling themselves ‘Queers for Palestine’.
It seems to me that in the bizarre world of culture wars and identity politics in the West, social justice warriors tend to see issues in simplistic terms; you’re ‘an oppressor’, or you’re one of ‘the oppressed’. It’s a binary choice, with little or no attempt to consider the nuances or complexities of a given situation.
So the thinking goes that alphabet ‘community’ members are ‘oppressed’. Palestinians are ‘oppressed’. Ergo, in an absurd conflation, ‘queers’ must be ‘for’ Palestine. Never mind the fact that if you were actually in Gaza, an admission of being ‘queer’ would likely bring down on yourself a proper kicking at best from Hamas, and at worst, an invitation to your own torture and death. You’d probably be looking to flee the very place you’re expressing solidarity with. Oh, the irony.
I don’t know, maybe it’s me, but I’m sitting here thinking ‘what planet do these people live on?’. It ain’t planet Earth.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Surely it’s a piss-take presented by a cheeky scamp?
Surely?
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Jews for Zyklon B
Dogs for distemper
Russell Brand for a higher age of consent
doesn’t make sense.
Unless,… if you figure this is the latest leftie craze and nobody wants to be left out of the virtue signalling.
None of them seem to have any empathy for the hostages Hamas still have.
Or the beheaded babies.
it’s posturing.
they know as gays if they were in Palestine they’d be lucky to not be dangling from a crane,
or as a unwilling competitor in the high rise high dive Olympics.
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“…Or the beheaded babies…”
Oh fer fuck’s sake Mis … still?
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/despite-refutations-from-israeli-military-headlines-that-hamas-beheaded-babies-persist/3016167
got it?
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Yes, a Turkish news site is really going to be impartial.
Well done mate, you punked yourself.
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“…Yes, a Turkish news site is really going to be impartial.
Well done mate, you punked yourself….”
I just picked the top one of a google search on “40 beheaded babies hoax” but as you’re so choosy would the US govt’s official propaganda conduit The Washington Post be more acceptable?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/11/22/biden-yet-again-says-hamas-beheaded-babies-has-new-evidence-emerged/
…tell you what I did see though … Hamas now using female fighters, That was a chilling sight, oooh me blood ran cold! She was about 7 years old, probably 4stone dripping wet, a pretty little moppet … probably … hard to tell because half her head had been guillotined off by the same beam that had pulped her legs from the knees down. Still … that’s her telt eh? … won’t be chucking pebbles at any more Merkava tanks will she.
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… howsabout the Times of Israel?
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/white-house-biden-has-not-seen-or-independently-confirmed-hamas-beheaded-israeli-children/
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… or the New York Times perhaps?
https://nypost.com/2023/10/11/biden-ive-seen-pictures-of-terrorists-beheading-children-in-israel/
“…Well done mate, you punked yourself….”
…it seems not..
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This cunting is endorsed by ‘Cows for McDonald’s’
Good Afternoon
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Seconded by ‘Chickens for KFC’.
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Camels, roos, donkeys, dingoes and rats for Mrs Mac’s pies.
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University of Mecca
ADVANCED LEVEL PHYSICS PAPER 1
(Note: This examination is for men only. Any woman attempting to become educated will face the full wrath of Allah and be stoned to death).
Question 1
A Queers for Palestine Infidel is thrown from the top floor of a multi-storey car park in Gaza City by two brave Jihadi fighters, Allah be praised. The car park is 28m high and acceleration due to gravity is 9.8m/s/s. The Infidel weighs 67kg, he lands on a concrete surface and his Coefficient of Fuckwittery is infinite.
Calculate the time taken in seconds for
(a) the Infidel to reach terminal velocity, and
(b) the Infidel to be converted into dog meat.
Allahu Akbar
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Answers:
(a) 2.45 seconds
(b) 2.46 seconds
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Terminal velocity (neglecting air resistance) is derived from
v² = u² + 2as
i.e. terminal velocity = 23.4 metres/second.
That will be a nicely tenderised dog meal. Piss be with you!
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Is this the same university that used to be the Habib Brothers Cash and Carry?
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Aids for Hollywood 😁
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Baby fathers for child support.
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Vegans For Slaughterhouses
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Personally I’m all for it, they should head over to Gaza right now!
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I’m skint but I’d make sure to find the cash to send one over.
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I’ll carry their bags on to the boat.
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#metoo
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In one of the many ironies of this situation, there are numbers of ‘queers’ from Palestine who fear for their lives, and seeking refuge…in Israel.
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I read on a news forum that there were pro-Pally protests going on in Melbourne, Australia. This was primarily due to an arson attack on a local burger bar owned by a Palestinian Muslim.
The “Islamic Council of Victoria” and the “Free Palestine Melbourne Group” blamed Jews, although there’s no evidence to back this up. However, the protest marches kicked off by demonstrating near a Jewish synagogue where the crowd started chanting “Allahu Akbar” and several homophobic comments, including death to gays etc.
The Melbourne police didn’t do anything against this alleged hate crime; and the local media were very selective with their reporting, completing leaving out the gay slurs!
However, in the context of this nom, it kind of proves that hardline Palestinians and/or Hamas Muslims do not take kindly to being associated with the Alphabets, although it would be interesting to know the reaction of “Queers for Palestine”, not only to the alleged slurs, but also the fact that Hamas and radical/fanatical Muslims who want to see gays thrown off rooftops!
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I don’t know about anybody else, but I can’t remember seeing a single ‘Q**ers for Israeli Hostages’, ‘Q**ers for Israeli Victims of Hamas’ or similar.
The one-eyed view of people regarding this situation is amazing, particulary given the fact that Alphabet types are, shall we say, frowned upon down Gaza way.
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Can’t understand why my post has been moderated.
Is it Queefs, Alan or Alan’s Snackbar that should be avoided?
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It’s just appeared. Never mind.
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When I posted this nom. it went into moderation, likewise a comment I just put up.
I think it’s the word ‘q**ers’ that does it.
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Thanks Ron, I’ll try and remember that in future.
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Not many of these lefties are non binary are they? Everything is black or white. No critical thinking.
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Mohammed Cartoonists for Palestine
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At least this fuckwittery underlines that which we’ve known for a long time.
The current crop of morons who protest about anything haven’t a clue what they’re talking about.
By all means take your protest to the Gaza Strip, and good riddance.
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Yep.Total useful idiots.
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No, not a piss take but straight from the opening pages of “The Communist Manifesto “ by one, Karl Marx, a well known Jew from the 19th century. Oh the irony.
There are only two classes….those who own the means of production and those who don’t, the oppressors and the oppressed, the exploiters and the exploited. A simplistic formula aimed at the 19th century working class, uneducated and barely able to read and write. In other writings he described “the lumpen proletariat”. These were habitual criminals, drug addicts and other “anti socials.” Though not mentioned by name this group would include the poofs and the trannies. According to Marx they were “not part of the revolution.” ie they go up against the wall.
These stupid cunts have confused Marxist theory from 150 years ago with modern identity politics. If the poofs think the Peacefuls are going to do anything for them or the Peacefuls think the blacks are going to do anything but rob them blind they are fucking dreaming. It’s a fucking confused mess and behind it all are the elites, getting richer and more powerful by the minute. I had to laugh when that BLM scammer bitch in America boasted “I am a trained Marxist.”
She wouldn’t know Marx if he gobbed in her stupid face.
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What exactly is a ‘trained Marxist’ when it’s at home? Been on a few demos, handed out leaflets and smashed a few windows has she?
Marxism has never been anything other than a catastrophe when it’s been forced on societies; only fanatics and naive so-called ‘intellectuals’ could convince themselves otherwise.
Quite what the enduring appeal this monster’s theories have for people is utterly beyond me.
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It comes as no surprise at all.
Although I don’t know any of the Gays,certainly non who could find Jerusalem on a map,the interviews I’ve seen clearly indicate all the “free Palestine” mob can be broken down into three groups:
Barely,if at all,disguised radical Islamic fundamentalist vermin.
Guardian reading vegans from leafy middle class suburbs
Lastly,but by no means least,clueless students and other twenty something halfwit a product of extreme left wing propaganda via our “education” system..
All in all,a complete bunch of undesirables who should be cleaned off the streets at once and permanently.
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Grauniad readers must, by definition, be clueless. Also gobby, entitled lefties with delusions of grandeur.
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I might start a group up:
Bacon or be-heading.
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I must have missed Gaza Pride this year.
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🎵 Somewhere…….over the rainbow 🎵
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Monsieur le Knee, I know I’m a sad cunt, but you’ve made my day: “I’m sitting” rather than the near-ubiquitous “I’m sat”.
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Happy to be of assistance M. H!
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M. Le Genou, surely.
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I bow to your superior French, but please stop calling me Shirley.
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Hardy, an oldie but goldie.
Made me laugh, anyway.
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I want to know what Miles thinks.
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No you don’t.
You just want another chance to wind him up, and point him at the cliff edge again.
Stop lying to yourself, you’re like a human hand grenade, throw yourself into the middle of the melee, and pull the pin.
Then you stand back and watch!
Oh look, fireworks!
Admit it! Admit it, Herr Miserable!
Anyway, has your day gone well, I hope so because mines been a bag’o’shite, I could do with a good news story.
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evening JP👍
Had no work today,
gone from dead busy last week to dead.
so had a rare lie in,
and spent the day with the dog!
perfect day thanks JP!👍
ps
why’s your day gone tits up?
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3:14am call-out to cat sick, dog pee.
3:25am sorted, back to bed
4:15 how can you abondon me whine, rising to full on howling ( he’s a fucking chu, how the hell does he do full-on wolf?)
4:16 me giving up on any hope of sleep.
Fucking pets!!!
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Miles will be alright.
His god will suspend the laws of gravity just as he goes over.
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Ironic that the character who Miles P took his name from had a penchant for bearded ladies, is it not?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Among_the_Ruins._A_Romance_of_the_Near_Future
Miles P a tranny lover… would have thunk it!
LOL
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who would have thunk it
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That is a superb find, hahaha.
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Hopefully ‘Hamas for Genocide’ marches will still be happening by June next year, ie Gay Pride Month. So will Plod turn up in their rainbow clown cars wearing lippy, mascara and six-inch heels as per usual? Should be interesting.
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Perhaps Sky will show it on ppv so we can watch the incompetent, biased, criminal loving, anti british police getting a kicking from the murderous medieval scum they’re protecting.
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daft twats.. if the peacefuls come to power it will qùeerş against the wall.
I imagine the IDF will be shaking in their boots..I’ll scratch your eyes out..
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Are they really retarded?What a bunch of backward cunt truffles.Chuck the botty bashers into Unkle T’s industrial sized oven for a few days cooking.
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Gay Pride comes to Gaza!
https://nypost.com/2023/11/13/news/gay-israeli-solder-yoav-atzmoni-proudly-displays-lgbtq-flag-on-gaza-soil-in-war-against-hamas/
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What a twat
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Well done!
That’s going to help matters sooo much.
I hope he was at least given a dishonorable discharge, better yet courtmartialed and shot.
What a fucking stupid, idiotic, imbecillical thing to do.
I do not support this kind of idiotic provocation. Not wheres the chance of getting hostages back alive, which is becoming increasingly unlikely.
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From the river to the sea, gays will be free!
Free to be beaten, burnt, thrown off buildings and generally exterminated!
Israel are at War, the Palestinian Army (aka Hamas) are still pounding Tel Aviv with rockets, they obviously still have plenty of fuel and explosives to launch hundreds if not thousands of rockets.
Gays for Israel would be more appropriate 😂
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Back in the olden times the students and young people were concerned with power. The power of flowers, the power of love. Such things were free. They strummed inconsequentially on their guitars and burned joss sticks. Things were ‘far out’ or ‘right on’ man. People who worked for a living didn’t understand. They were ‘square.’
Now they are concerned with rights. Trans rights, bumming rights, immie rights, the rights of Hamas. People who work for a living don’t understand. We stand in their way. We are colonialists. Once we are gone all will be perfect.
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If it means Owen Jones goes there I’m all in favour
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He’s far too dangerous, they’d have to protect their special forces from him.
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That means we’d lose his valuable insights on every bloody subject under the sun, which he never fails to bore us with at any conceivable opportunity.
Oh go on then…
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Melton Mowbray pork pie manufacturers for Palestine.
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How are you disrespect pork pies!
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By the rivers of Babylon, there we bent down
Yeah, we wept, when we felt his big ding-dong
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Most Woolie Woofters are as thick as pighsit.
Listening to piss poor disco crap, and idolising the raddled old relics that peddle it, like Madogga and Cher. They think the latest Madogga bleeps and farts and Sam Smith turd is decent music.
Wearing Che Guevara T-Shirts and badges. Che hated gays and killed them for pleasure.
And bigging up Palestinians. A place and religion where homosexuals are verboten.
Stupid bastards.
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Why do they love Judy Garland?
It can’t just be because of that fucking ‘Somewhere over the Rainbow’ song can it?
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She seemed like a nice boy?
https://images.app.goo.gl/i4HLnAwfibe9XLtHA
Evening HJ
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Evening MJB
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You can’t base your judgement of all gays on that cunt James Barr.
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Surely Poofs for Palestine?
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Is this some kind of throwback to when the weirdo community were protesting about the treatment of folk with non conventional tastes in partners, in Palestine?
Are they so puddled in their thinking?
Do the actually have the capacity to think?
Parade those banners in, let’s say Iran, see how far up the road you get. Still, at least it’d save the cost of shrouds!
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Anyone else see Diane Abbott in London on Saturday with her ‘Hackney for Plasticine’ banner?
She was also forced to deny being out of tune with the public mood on Hamas.
“I am not a Hamas synthesizer”.
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You little scamp LL!
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Thick bint
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Was she wearing matching shoes?
Matching anything other than Harvey Price in colouring in?
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That’s actually made me chuckle.
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hehehe, 😄
yeah,
” from the river to the stream!
plastercine will be free!”
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An intellectual has spoken;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgf-rIfoAts
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Hilter and Stalin were also friends with the camel riders. Both were committed to diversity. Live and let live was their motto. History, innit.
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