Z-List Celebrity Lifestyle Gurus

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Z-list celebrities turned lifestyle gurus or life coaches.

Seems like every minor celebrity has some sort of self help book out now or feels qualified to purport to be a lifestyle guru.

📌Stacey Solomon and her husband Beeker from the Muppet Show telling people how to live their lives (bit rich really).
📌Cameron Diaz has a book
📌Russell Brand has a couple of books and is now trying to pass himself of as a sort of new age spiritual soothsayer
📌Gwyneth Paltrow has her ‘goop’ and dodgy candles
📌Kate Hudson
📌British TV presenter/squawker Fearne Cotton
📌The Spare/Heir

What credentials do they have apart from some of them having battled their own demons?

None.

Being famous isn’t the equivalent of a PhD in Psychology as far as I’m aware.

(also Lauren Graham who was my MILF fantasy back in 2004/5 has one, but I won’t talk about that…ahem) Lauren Graham Pic.

Fearne Cotton (will anyone get the horn or ‘rise’ to the occasion) Amazon Link.

Stacey Solomon (now has the wisdom of her namesake perhaps/perhaps not) Good Reads Link.

NY Post Link. (Additional link provided by General Cuntster)

Nominated by : Harold

103 thoughts on “Z-List Celebrity Lifestyle Gurus”

  1. Isn’t Stacey Solomon’s programme called “Sort your life out with Stacey Solomon” or something like that

    Imagine how far we have fallen as a civilisation that people will watch a programme to learn how to be better people being instructed by one of the most stupid cunts in human history .

    We laugh at ancient civilisations for some of their beliefs but fuck me id much rather watch “sort your life out with Socrates”

    I reckon it would be more useful

  3. please God let Vlad and the boys cut the interweb cable in 40 different places, the sight of modern yoof melting down on the streets would be worth any amount of inconvenience and would silence the woke and egotists in a stroke and we could return to some sort of normality.

    • Interesting point, but the evidence suggests that the subversion and polarisation of the UK by woke cuntery is so useful to Vladimir that he’d be daft to stop it. Although, deprived of the Holy Tech, we might revert to ingenuity and commonsense, it’s true.

      • Voldo is winning at playing musical instruments with his John Thomas.

    • On the other hand,
      Won’t be long now before Vlad
      (Glad, as I prefer to call him)
      Is cut up by the Russians in 40 different pieces.

      • That’s interesting, because the Daily Supress says Zelensky is winning.

        Still, I suppose it all depends on which newspaper you read.

      • That it all depends on which newspaper you read.

        Sorry if I wasn’t clear on that point.

      • It was a comment, an observation, and absolutely nothing to do with your post.

        Do you have some kind of problem with me, MJB?

      • So why reply to my post if your reply has absolutely nothing to do with my post?

        “Do you have some kind of problem with me, MJB?”

        Assuming that’s aimed at me, JP, then no, I have no problem with you.
        Unless you reply to my post and insist your reply has nothing to do with my post.

    • All he needs is to drop an underwater demo team off the coast of Devon where all of the cables come in.

      GCHQ have a nice little site there as a big signpost.

      Fucking idiots.

  4. I don’t know if anyone had him in the dead pool but I see Franny Lee, the original penalty box diver (Lee, 1 pen), has snuffed it today.
    I remember his ruck with Norman Hunter……they got sent off and, before they reached the touch line they started all over again! Fucking wonderful entertainment. Happy days.

    • @FTF. I bet Hunter was waiting for him at the Pearly Gates.

      ” Oi, cunt ! ” 😀

    • Lee Won Pen…

      He turned the penalty box dive into a fine art. I also remember him acting out a foul in mime, after a clash with George Best.

      He was a good player though, and he was a game little cunt. Loved a rumble.

      • People thought he was called Lee Won Pen, because in the Football Pink (Manchester weekend football paper), when he was mentioned, it was always ‘Lee Won Pen’.

        Just like we thought George Graham was called ‘Below Par Graham’. He was fucking shite at Old Trafford.

    • You should retract the vicious attack on Russell Brand too.

      He’s a transdental mystical truthseeker
      And alleged Rapist,
      But if you buy one of his quartz crystals you can unlock your third eye .

      Just because he has a balaclava and claw hammer in the boot of his electric car doesn’t make him a bad person.

      • I’d rather bury my face in Kate Hudson’s arse and give her a Black & White Cunt special.

        Wonder whatever became of him?

      • BWC?

        Long gone.
        His arguments with Krav used to make me laugh 😆

        Been some very funny posters on here,

        Fiddler, Rufftuff, cuntflap,
        Lord Benny, DCI,
        Too many to remember.

        One called Candygram for Møngø
        (Wish I’d used that name)

        He was puddled as fuck
        Remember him?

      • I remember Bertie and his parrot, Spoonington, Gutstick, Ruff Tuff, DCI, Fiddler, Middle England, General Scizophrenia, Empire Cunts Back, Quick Draw, Juan Kimov (great name), Cuntan the Cuntarian, Flaxon Saxon. Vern (Gareth Southgate’s No1 Fan).
        That fella that kept saying ‘disabled toilet’. I presume he had issues.
        CS who I think still drops in from time to time.
        Gordon in various guises.

      • And Les, Fred West, and Birdman.

        The Birdman had a thing for Stacey Solomon.
        He was a top lad though.

      • IRA member (my arse) and dark web overlord Disabled Toilet Dave.🤣

        And, of course, the notorious Ricardo Doubleday. 😏

        Fucking comedy psychos, the pair of them.

  7. Six (yes, SIX) spawn have tumbled out of Solomon’s well-worn minge.

    Her fanny must be like the top of a wader.

    Six, likely useless, thick, indolent Swash/Solomon hybrids that will follow in their parent’s footsteps.

  8. What does Fearne Cotton influence ?
    The growth of Mould ?
    I have bum fluff which is vastly more interesting than the empty headed Cotton

    • She was good chums with the endlessly interesting, charismatic and grounded Peaches Geldof.

      Fearne is an early example of the now-ubiquitous, hopelessly thick media whores that dominate our screens. There’s a few of them;
      Holly Willoughby
      Stacies Dooley and Solomon
      Claudia ‘Nepotism’ Winkleman
      Sara Cox
      Zoe ‘Nepotism’ Ball
      Tess Daly
      Rachel Riley
      Ava Evans
      The amphibian Katherine Ryan and about a dozen female comedians who’ve never done and stand-up and only do safe BBC/C4 panel shows.

      I don’t count Sue Perkins as she’s a butch tuppence licker and not a ditzy cunt in the same way the above are, but she’s still a cunt.

      • Not forgetting

        Jasmine ‘Nice tits. Shame about the face’ Harman.

        Coleen ‘Oh Lordy! It’s the Fat Slags!’ Nolan.

        Tess ‘Duracel Bunny’ Daly.

        Frankie ‘WAG for hire’ Bridge.

        Pauline Quirke and Lnda Robson (Hags of a Feather).

        Sopho ‘Kill Whitey’ Duker.

        I haven’t included Michelle Keegan, because I want ro shag the begubbins out of her.

  9. Sirs:

    I know a guy who works as a “life coach.” Nice enough fellow, but his “how to be happy” advice should be something like this:

    1. Be born to a wealthy family.
    2. Marry a wealthy girl.
    3. Live in the New York exurbs
    4. Sell your advice to neurotic divorcees.
    5. Smoke legal marijuana and laugh until dawn while counting your cash.

    (Add trendy items, such as quinoa, planking, and organic disinfectants, to your portfolio as needed.)

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