As a reminder, she dumped her hubby Jamie a few years ago thinking she would be the next new hottest thing after playing mum for several years.
Why is she still a cunt? This silly old boiler still cannot get enough publicity and still uses the Redknapp surname despite her being divorced for almost 6 years. I have a Yahoo mail account and every time I click on the homepage, I see her wrinkly, gurning dial plastered with makeup and the accompanying story is how great she looks. Utter desperation, probably knowing now what a complete fuck-up she has made of her life, thinking she would have to bat men off with a stick.
Sorry love, you were drop dead horny in the 90s and your FHM pics were in every young man’s meat-beating collection. Now you look like a scraggy old mum approaching 50 who is trying to be a teenager once again. Time hasn’t been kind to you. Jamie has netted himself a fit, young Scandinavian wife.
(Can’t fool us, mate. You’d still take her up the YouTube if given half the chance – Day Admin)
Fuck off.
Nominated by: Paul Maskinback
All Saints used to have a ritual in the 90s before going on stage to mime their latest hit:
They’d all get naked and throw jelly and blancmange over each other then roll a dice and whoever got a 6 first got to wear the double dildo and absolutely plough the fannies and bums of the other 3 whilst Frank Sidebottom watched from a hole he’d pre-drilled in the dressing room wall, the lucky bugger.
I have video footage of this.
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Send us a copy Thomas, Everyones a cunt,
The little cunt bungalow, wet snatch street just off Hot box lane, East Lincolnshire ..Cheers bud
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Whatever happened to Frank Bough?
He was a naughty boy!
As for the above, I certainly would, as I am approaching a scraggy 62 myself.
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He’s dead.
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Tight little arse tho.
Afternoon all.
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Rumour has it that every time Jamie attempted to bone Louise – he picked up a niggling injury and was out of action for the next 12 months.
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Also refuses to take part in a tour with her ex-mates in Eternal. Because the other three ladies don’t want it to be turned into an LGBT circus. And Louise is virtue signaling and mkaing out she is a crusader for phags.
Thing is, Louise left them to further her career just like she left the lad Jamie. Only thing was, she was shit at everything. So she made a ‘career’ out of posing for lads mags. Much like Dannii Minogue, she couldn’t do anything else.
Now she is past it. Well past it. Her media whoring and attempts at a comeback were laughable. You get involved with the Pearl and Daisy Lowes of this world and you are asking for trouble. And like almost all famous ex-wives, the slag has kept the name because no fucker will recognise her own. Alex Best, Bianca Jagger, Angie Bowie, they all do it.
Also, a superb late winner from Redknapp. His new’un is far superior.
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Apparently the young Beckham dabbled with this bint. But – as we alll know – he ended up with Skellington Spice.☠
He loves birds with no brains and no talent, Doesn’t he?
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In Brian Granville’s ‘Story of the World Cup’ book – while mentioning the rising star that was Beckham at the time – he referred to his Mrs as “an utterly ordinary singer”
I thought that was generous praise myself.
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Bitch can’t hold a single note, Herman.
Truly awful cunt and all. Had the misfortune of seeing her in the Old Trafford players bar. Ignored every fucker, thought she was royalty. She isn’t as horrible as people say, she is worse.
Everybody at United back then: Fergie, the players, the fans, the security, the tea lady all said the same thing…
‘Nice lad. But she will ruin him.’
Aye….🤔
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She was absolutely fuck all to look at either Norman.
Especially when you consider the amount of potential fanny that Beckham could have had.
Small wonder he ended up giving Rebecca Loos one a bit later. She looked like she was purest filth.
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Beckham was a geekish spekie four eyes before Posh got her hands on him.
Don’t believe me, Google!
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Thing with Becks was he’d thought he’d cracked it, that he was marrying above his class.
But she isn’t posh at all. There’s a difference between being well to do and being an uppity self important snob. And Skellington was/is the latter. The Posh bit was a manufactured tag, just like Ginger Big Tits, Scary Black Gobshite and so on.
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Like those Little Mix trollops, I bet Louise ‘tested’ scores of young Premiership footballers until she ‘chose’ young Redknapp.😏
As Mick would sing, ‘Cause you’re a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker…’🎵
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Perhaps he meant “minger.”
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The fashionista! Likes cocks. Sorry, misread it, she likes Peacocks.
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I still would.
However I’m concerned that she won’t be any good at a fry up the morning after,probably eats yoghurt.
Oo-er missus!
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She probably can’t cook either, Tez.
Probably doesn’t even know what a black pudding is….
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I must admit, If I was a lesbian I`d be tempted to dip my tongue in & taste her vagoline.
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The thing with these disposable and talent-free pop dollies is they think gays and the GT ‘community’ (there is no L or B. It’s all about phags and trannies) will lap up any watered down electro disco shite they turn out. No matter how ancient and decrepit they are now. Cher and Madogga being two examples. Kylie has worn well, but the music is still shizer.
Only thing is, they do. Pooves love that crap.
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I knew she who be in Ron’s wank bank.
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would
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I think your first version sounds more pirate.
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Hehe, wooden leg optional
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Louise and FHM went together like Biden and senility, Megain and opportunism, Ed Sheercunt and shit.
But the ony issue I ever bothered to buy was in 1996, Gillian Anderson in her duds. my left wrist was knackered for days. Kaput.
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A reminder…
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwbRX_yaYAAbd15.jpg:large
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And Miss Anderson with a rocket dildo,
Lordy Mama.🔥🔥🔥
https://starfirelounge.files.wordpress.com/2023/03/img_5934.jpg?w=700
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Aye fire up her launch pad..
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You would get a severe RSI from watching the film Boogie Woogie Norman.
Has Heather Graham in it too, with her tits out.
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Alison Moyet was banging hot on the cover of “Is this love?” Leather biker jacket, looked a right minx, leaning up against a London bus, I think. Lovely voice an all.
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She always reminded me too much of Meatloaf for looks but I loved her voice.
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I always thought Alison and her successor – Erasure’s Andy Bell – sounded very similar as singers. Both were good.
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Was Louise nominated by someone who bats for the other side?
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I can’t blame her for leaving Redknapp Jr. Can you imagine what it must have been like having ‘Arry as father in law?
I can picture the scene.
Her and Jamie thinking of an early night and doing unspeakable things together, when ‘Arry pops round for a quick cuppa.
He’d be sat there on the sofa rattling on about online betting websites and taking bungs from agents whilst eating his jam roly poly.
That’s enough to make any tarts minge dry up and look elsewhere.
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I would pork her in the following order……
Arse
Mouth
Fanny
Mouth
Arse
Arse
Fanny
Then she can make me a bacon sandwich and coffee before fucking off.
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Anyone seen MNC?
I hope he’s not stuck in a 4 foot deep pothole under the Iron Bridge, with flood waters rapidly rising!
Send us a sign, Mis.
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I believe MNC has been arrested with Greta Thunberg. He’s been a double agent for years.
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Greta said that MNC…..blah blah blah……build back better …..blah blah blah…..green agenda……blah blah blah……net zero……blah blah blah……country cream gates…….blah blah blah.
She thinks he’s a bullshitter. What a cheeky slag eh?
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In which case he’s got her in the back of his removal van, tied down with restraining straps and gagged with a strip of old blanket.
Mis wouldn’t fall for any of Ms. Thunbergs tricks, and allow himself to be arrested.
He’s the new James Bond, dontcha know!
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But DCI is back. Strange that. Anyone seen him and MNC together in the same room?
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Yes.
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MNC & DCI often reply to each other’s posts.
A clear example of multiple personality disorder.
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So you, and you, and you say.
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What’s this a episode of Hong Kong phooey, a mild mannered paramedic turns into a removal man with a country cream gate fixation.
Netflix will be all over that..
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I’m 66 and would pay good money to lay under a glass coffee table while she performs unspeakable acts on top of it.
Now then now then guys and gals owz about that then 😱
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op must have really high standards….either that or i am old. i wouldnt think twice about fucking her in the arse and letting her piss on me
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Wasnt this fucking air heads old surname Nurding?, i would imagine any other surname is an improvement over Nurding.
Aside from that she is just another legend in her own mind, deluded fuck monkey who has had a mile of cock since her divorce, infact she optimises why modern men are staying away from these gold digging bitches, once a cunt always a cunt…..
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Who?
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I’d rather stick my todger in Nancy Pelosi’s colostomy bag.
On second thoughts, perhaps not.
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This bint lives near me and looks a lot rougher in real life. They always use a lot of airbrushing and special lighting on her.
Nonetheless, I’d still cûm in her hair.
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Rachel Riley fingering my arse, while Louise Redknapp wanks my cock and carol vorderman stickers her tongue down my japs eye.
I can’t really see a cunting in the nom TBH
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Evening CC…imagine if Carol Vorderman was a chameleon with a foot long tongue…she’d be able to use the tip of it to clean the insides of your kidneys, all the while looking at a beetle on the floor with one eye and giving you sexy come ons with the other.
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Evening Thomas………that scenario is fucking funny! Well done sir.
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I find her sort rather sad. There’s a lot of them about.
Katie Price
Danielle Westbrook
Carol Voldemort
To name but a few. Put it away, ladies.
It’s NOT nice out!
On the other hand, there’s stunners who do make your eyes pop.
Jamie Lee Curtis
Judi Dench
Cher
To name but a few better ones.
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Evening JP, I see what you mean about Judi Dench…phhwwoooaarr!
Here’s a pic of her to get your fires stoked and your boiler hot:
https://images.app.goo.gl/EvfJ9Tn3EDigRUpt8
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Thomas, even I can see that’s your significant other, and not Dame Judi.
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@JP. You’ve started early.
I hope you’ve not exceeded the governments recommended weekly unit allowance 🍺🥂🍷
You’re obviously rat arsed 😀
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Jack, I exceed the Government recommend weekly allowance on a daily basis, and I make no apologies for doing so.
I am, Sir, a dypsomaniac.
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And I just fell down the stairs .
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I only have eyes for Ethel 😍
And a thousand back street whores 👍📯💪
This Redknapp bint went off a long time ago.
Is MNC officially MIA ?
Good evening.
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I’d sooner get in bed with Louise naked than that Twat Redknapp in his best suit 👎
What an utter utter cunt always injured no wonder she binned him 👍👍
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She smells like credit card debt and piss poor life choices.
I’ll pass thanks.
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The irony of a pop group called, “Eternal.”
“Ephemeral” more like.
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Sacrilege!!! 😦😦
It is a sad fact of life that those startlets from yesteryear age.
Happens to us all eventually.
I still would if the chance ever came my way. I feel like I’d owe it to the 15 year old me.
Same with that Ada Nicodemou from Heartbreak High and Home & Away and Aussie Pop Singer Tina Arena.
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I remember Rebekah Elmaloglou from Home and Away. Proper bit of fluff in her day. Now she looks like a Walrus.
I’d have tubbed Aussie TV star Delvene Delaney till I expired.
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Arry… ere, Arrryy….
Sorry maaatee gotta go, the dogs just peed in me slippers.
Anything connected to that utter cunt Redknapp is worthy of cunting.
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Total impotence has its plus side, old sorts like Louise would be suicidal if they came near the likes of me she would have more chance of raising tuppence for a new Cathedral in Tehran than getting me jibbed up, shame really in my youth I would have treated her like an envelope, opened her flaps and licked em till they were sticky.
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Wood chipper head first 😁
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