It started a long time ago with ‘gay’. Yes, happy go lucky to mean homosexual. Fuck knows why.
Now we have a plethora of words misused, usually for ‘victim’ groups.
Pride – fuck knows what there is to be proud of from an accident of nature. Hardly an achievement.
Phobe and phobia.- Always meant fear to me but now is twisted to mean hatred. Naturally of the self styled victim groups.
Cancel. – what we used to do with milk, now means to persecute somefucker who expresses mainstream views. Depriving them of free speech and preferably depriving them of employment.
Gammon- I always thought was thick bacon but applies to a person having mainstream views.
We are also seeing ‘minor attracted’ for pee doh. No doubt they will have their pride events in the near future. And why ever not. Natural innit?
Then there are words that are beyond a dull cunt like me. – Cis, Terf, Non-binary and so on.
And of course ‘Woke’. Not even proper use of English but all part of the decay and decline of decency through the bastardisation of language.
https://www.tatler.com/article/bastardisation-english-language-misused
https://www.relevance.com/word-crimes-bastardization-of-language-writing/
(Links provided by our literary expert, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble
One monster cunt who is guilty of debasing the language is certainly Tim Westwood. The privately educated son of a former Bishop of Peterborough, he went full ghe’ ‘o in the 90’s and affected the speech of a Brixton hoodie on BBC radio, while playing the jungle chants and hoots which masquerade as music in some circles.
Plod took an interest in this cunt last year – though not for crimes against literacy, sadly – and the interest continues:
https://news.sky.com/story/dj-tim-westwood-interviewed-under-police-caution-for-third-time-following-sexual-misconduct-claims-12920538
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I saw a reply posted on a website recently where instead of saying ‘must have known’ he’d written ‘must of knew’. Makes you wonder if some of these cunts ever went to school.
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Well, if they can spew out climate crisis propaganda and name at least six genders they definitely went to school.
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Moaning ’bout gramma an’ spelling is, like, racist an’ shit?
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On television Allan, I once saw one of Rupert Murdoch’s sons being interviewed. He repeated the phrase; “If we knew then what we know now” several times. Clearly he meant; “If we had known then what we know now.” One would have thought his old man could have afforded to buy him a basic education.
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I find it interesting that so many public school types who went to Oxbridge and got jobs in our culture industry seem so intent on debasing English and pretending EastEnders is as worthy as Dickens, or Carol Ann Duffy is the equal of Blake or Tennyson.
I’ve long thought it is a covert way for the elite to pull the ladder up.
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Joey Deacon had a better grasp of the English language than most cunts of today. Cunts who ask “going on your hollibobs” boil my piss. I just look at them blankly and ask what they mean by that. Some have managed to quite rightly to look embarrassed!
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Usually fat birds.
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I loathe cunt mongs who say the word ‘cheeky’ before they have something.
Like ‘I’m havin’ a cheeky Nando’s’ or ‘I had a cheeky pint’.
Total cunts.
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‘I’m off for a cheeky Nandos innit’
I’ve just heard a dreary cunt
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I also hate all that Wigga shite. Cunts who say ‘Wifey’ ‘Famz’ and all that bollocks.
And twats who talk in text. Cunts who say ‘Oh Emm Eff Gee’ ‘Lolz’ ‘Hugz’ and ‘Ell Emm Eff Ey Oh’. Retarded cunts.
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I was going to write a bit of a Miles type post about this, but alas, I am not a literary heavyweight such as the likes of Wordsworth or Keats. They are like a Rolls Royce whereas I am like a Fiesta.
But I do make an effort and I think that’s part of it. Modern text speak, emojis etc encourage people to be lazy. They are convenient and can also save time.
I do like a good emoji or a meme but try to be sparing in the use of them.
Most people can’t be bothered.
I think in general that’s symptomatic of a wider problem with UK as a whole.
Most people can’t be bothered.
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I almost never use emojis. I have a vocabularly.
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As indeed, do I, CP.
One of these days, not too far in the future I fear, I’m going to ask someone a question, whose under the age of 30, and they’ll look at me, with a blank expression, then “Google” it.
The question?
How are you?
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I like it when he makes thinly veiled digs at certain posters. Same with RTC wherever he’s gone.
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Miles writes some great posts.
I can imagine him talking about the cathedrals of Reims and Chartres on the Open University on BBC2 in an almost. pensive. manner.
you see…
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I do like the “crying with laughter” one, as I spend a good hour or three doing that.
The responses on here are, at times, phenomenal.
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“Side hustle “ boils my piss.
I was reading an article about a bloke who was setting up a new gourmet pizza shop in my town.
“ it was during lockdown, I decided to make pizza as a side hustle, for people to order from my house “.
Absolute cuntishness has now made me avoid giving the twat my business.
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