A ‘watch what you’re fucking doing’ cunting for twats who are always looking at their phones and/or have ear buds jammed in their heads in busy and dangerous environments.
Theres a time and a place for listening to podcasts and music, it’s not walking about a busy town centre, crossing roads, riding bikes and e-shooters on roads or on a building site.
Your car (listening only), house or exercising in a gym or outin a park or countryside/bridleway yes, but being distracted while operating machinery or around power tools, telehandlers, forklifts and excavators is fucking stupid.
If you find the job boring to the point you have to listen to audible or podcasts then look for something else.
If your job is dull and repetive but does not rely on communication, machines or using hot/caustic liquid then fair enough, but there’s a lot of people dicing with death because they were distracted crossing a road, on their scooter, operating machinery or working in the vicinity of heavy vehicles.
Getting hit by a JCB bucket because you were standing gormlessly, fiddling with your fucking iphone to skip a track or rewind to something you missed when you should be watching the big fucking yellow thing made of steel will get you killed or hospitalised.
It’s bad enough having younger blokes taking breaks every 5 minutes to check their phone, even without earphones.
One lad who worked with an old colleague did that, walking over to his car, scrolling through his phone, laughing to himself.
Everyone downed tools and looked at him.
The bloke running the site walked over and the kid barely noticed until just a few feet away.
He was told to jump in his car and fuck off. No more work for him.
There are a few jobs where looking at phones and sticking earbuds in will get you killed, in an ambulance or fucked off out of work.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.
Spot on. Some women wandered across in front of my car ( green light for me) with her kids, and had the earphones in, looking at the mobile. Mother of the year. I couldn’t be arsed to use the horn as she probably wouldn’t have heard it anyway.
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I wonder So Long, if we will see an increasing number of these zombies getting flattened as more electric cars appear on the roads. Consider the bloody things are nearly silent, weigh more than two tons and run on low rolling resistance bicycle tyres and therefore are difficult to swerve or stop. Mind even if the statistics are collated they won’t be published.
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Phone addicts getting themselves killed through their inattention isn’t such a bad thing. That’s why I’m encouraged when I see “some of the most vulnerable people in the world “ getting off the dinghies with their brand new, top of the range I phones. It’s a long shot but it’s all I’ve got until they start stabbing the shit out of each other.
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Agreed. It’s Darwinism, which is natural, healthy and good for the pla et. Keeps the undertakers happy too.
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Darwinian selection at play.
Some dozy cunt pushes her pram in front of a train,some cunt falls off a cliff taking a self portrait,some cunt wanders into the wrong chiggun shack and promptly gets made into a kebab?
Good.
Fuck em.
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Good afternoon uncle, there are some cracking videos of cunts staring at phones….
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Being a bit unsocial (not anti-social), i go very long periods of time without looking at my phone.
I’m not on any social media nor do i wish to be so, and i stopped listening to music on my phone with headphones a long time ago, due to wanting to know what’s going on around me.
These mobile nobs staring constantly at their phones are like a plague, what is so important that it must have your attention right now?
Put the fucking thing away and look where your’e going.
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They are poor fucking lonely cnuts and deserve our pity!!
My phone is barred from Internet access as I use it to make / receive phone calls and texts – strange me!
It’s one thing to encounter this behaviour in public places, but what really fucks me off is when you have a family/friends gathering at someone’s home – and they’re still all fucking doing it. Can’t be bothered to interact with one another (surely what the gathering was all about?), but would much rather play some stupid video game / watch a Youtube video / check on last night’s fucking soccer game!
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The sad malaise of modern society
Phones are now akin to a security blanket for many.
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Stick their phones where it hurts.Braindead zombies
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Blind bend.
Pushbike.
No hands.
Phone .
Darwin. Or so you would think, but cunts continue to do this. Has the population always been this criminally stupid? Or is there an undetected epidemic of cunt virus?
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Oh yes Komodo, those are utter Cunts.
Just saw two cunts cycling along a busy road, one with hands in pockets the other looking at phone.
Never a Amazon delivery van when you want one. 🤔
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Sorry what was that??
Did you say something..
Can you tiktok me it..
Now you made me miss on candy crush.
Right I’m un-friending you on fuckface..
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Phone Zombies are not just to be found out in the street, but in pubs, clubs, restaurants, concerts, football matches even in office buildings!
Yes, looking at your phone from time to time is important; but I’ve been on various customer sites over the last 2 or 3 years and actually seen “office workers” staring at their phones while sitting at their desks pretending to work!
Some of them even managed to attach their phone to the side of their computer monitor so that they could “work” while keeping an eye on their phone. And then using the mic to talk into it leaving messages.
Am pretty sure the managers at these places were just as culpable. But it also explains why it takes an age to get anything done with these cunts, especially those in the public sector such as HMRC, the Probate services, and Passport offices.
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Indeed. I had to share an office with a woman who was addicted to Twatter. Would have been tolerable if she hadn’t turned the volume up so that every five minutes the transcendentally irritating Twatter jingle woke me up. She also ate loud and crunchy apples in the office, but she left before I could strangle her.
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“she left before I could strangle her.”
I’d tell that to Plod when they come investigating her disappearance too…
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You shouldn’t have to remind them, let the stupid idiots find out for themselves.
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I once put out a message on FB asking the feckless cunts at the local sorting office to put their mobiles down and answer the phone.
Lo and fucking behold, my call was answered straight away.
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I have started to wear hearing aids because of all the years when i was tuning pianos and church organs.
The audiologist told me that he has people in their 30’s coming in with profound hearing problems . He put it down to constant use of ear buds and headphones.
must be awful to be a deaf cunt when your young.
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Yes Fenton, my hearing is starting to go off a bit now I’m in my seventies. Must say I’m impressed that you can tune musical instruments by ear, a skill completely beyond me. Our kids ribbed me mercilessly when they found out that I had to display a tone on an oscilloscope to measure the period so that I could work out the frequency. Toe rags.
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One of my local organs has a solo tuba that, close up, emits more dB than a jet taking off. One of the tuners said ear defenders were vital…
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Anthony Burgess once said,
‘They took away our opium, and they gave us beer and football’.
He was right. But so many pubs are sadly closed or turned into yuppie twat/hipster eateries (a cunting in itself). And football was taken off the working classes years ago.
Now ‘they’ have ‘given’ us gambling (scratch cards, betting, lottery and that shit) and, of course, phones and social bastard media.
People – stupid cunts – are slaves to their phones. Virtually ever person you see in a town centre are looking at them.
But it’s everywhere. Cunts walking their dogs are doing it, mothers with their babies ignore the sprog and are on their phones ‘Tweeting’ and other bollocks. Two people who are supposed to be mates, meet up and then spend all day not talking to each other and dicking about on their phones. Student cunts are terrible for this. Also, twats who are on their phones while being served at a shop or food counter are pure ill mannered pigs. And the cunts who walk while pissing about on their phones and not looking where they are going are the worst of the lot. And they blame the other person if they bump into somebody. Bastards, one and all.
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Spot on Norman, a very accurate observation 👍
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Yes these days they do it with phones, listening to their crap with no regard for anyone, but it’s always irritated me when workmen arrive to do work at someone’s house and bring a ghetto blaster with them. They can’t work without listening to this noise, the empty-headed twats, and the whole street has to hear it too.
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And bastard Dickie Dakis with their phones in hospital wards.
Always talk loudly in their gibberish, and they do it for ages. Daki brats screaming on the other end. Shitty loud Bollywood music blaring out. No thought whatsoever for the staff, the sick, the elderly, or the sleeping.
And when they are asked to use headphones, the cunts play dumb and start whining ‘No. Nononono!’ And, of course, the staff give in to them. Complete cunts.
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They make special radios for builders. Fact. De Walt, manufacturer of irritating power tools to the aristocracy, do the Dewalt Cordless DAB+ / FM Site Radio DCR021-XJ which is designed to resist being kicked off scaffolding at the height of the Burjj Tower.. So doing that’s no use.
For maximum effect a cunt builder will leave the radio at top volume on one side of your building, while carving 100 paving slabs into 1″ cubes with his petrol stone saw on the other. With his elf-n-safety earmuffs on, naturally. The intended audience is you.
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My works van is kept in a courtyard. I have to sound my horn twice to warm the brain dead cunts I am coming out of courtyard. I must have nearly run over a dozen of the cunts over, but according to them it’s my fault?
I tell them it’s part of Darwin’s plan to clean up the gene pool.
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Warm? Warn even, fucking dyslexic keyboard.
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I must admit I am one of those bastards who laughs like a pack of hyenas when I hear about some knobend falling from a high place trying to take a selfie. Of course it’s not all good news…..I have to be careful walking past high buildings in case some dumb cunt drops on my head.
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Very good cunting.
Only this morning, I was driving a narrow country lane to work, national speed limit although is was driving to suit conditions, around 40mph. I rounded a sharp LH bend and some cunt (wearing headphones) was jogging along the road, back to the traffic. Wasn’t at all aware of my presence. Could have been compote.
Back in 2012 my wife’s young cousin (18 y/o) was killed when out jogging in Rutland, wearing headphones. Crossed a railway line and a fucking great freight loco hit him. All very sad and completely avoidable.
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PM this is a daily occurrence in my neck of the woods, plagued with joggers and cyclists. What makes the situation more cuntish is the majority wear dark clothing wouldn’t be surprised if some of the cunts wear camo. Needless to say few close shaves on the bends what. Sorry to hear of your wife’s cousin, what a pointless waste.
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What really passes me off is the fat tattood slapper with a brat in a pusher facing forwards. The hag has pusher in one hand fucking phone in the other. The brat is living in a nightmare world at staring at strangers(on phones) and getting pushed out into the road. No human contact….
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And it wouldn’t surprise me Harry, if she is one of those who complains about the “cost of living” crisis and having to use food-banks. A fat, tattooed slapper with a £40 a month mobile phone contract, pocket full of scratch cards and two further appointments for her next tattoos!
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The fat, tattooed, moon-faced slapper holding a pushchair with one hand and a phone in the other is a ubiquitous sight in modern Britain, especially prevalent in towns and cities along the South Coast; Southampton, Portsmouth, Havant, Chichester, Bognor, Worthing.
They waddle aimlessly, in a world of their own, sometimes with another brat in tow.
They usually have dyed hair and faces like Peter Griffin from family guy.
A pack of gormless, ugly, lumpy sows.
Oink oink oink!
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It’s even worse when they get on the bus. Yakking on phone whilst kid bawls in the pushchair – all because feckless cunt mother can’t even be bothered to talk to her own kid.
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Modern twats are always glued to their Mobile phone.
I see it when driving the van on the motorway.
Cunt on phone.
Hey, I’ve got a new helper.
Ex forces.
I thought
” this lad will have something about him!”
He’s been killing russians in Ukraine.
He asked me did I play games?!!
Told him suppose we could play hide an seek when the jobs done,
But he meant computer games!!!
Oh and he’s not got a racist bone in his body!
Useless.
Apart from russians,
He really doesn’t like them.
Oh well ,
I’m racist enough for the both of us 😁
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It’s a great shame we no longer have those public information films on TV, especially the Green Cross Code geezer, and that kid with Charlie, the talking cat.
The fact that I can still remember those ads proves that they work. But I think its come to the point where these need to be updated to reflect these phone-obsessed twats about the dangers.
Will never happen of course because in this day and age it will always be someone else’s fault that Little Johnny was flattened by a 48 ton arctic, or fell 1000 ft off a ‘scraper due to stepping on a wet leaf!
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experienced this last week, parked the Unimog at Tesco’s and some fuckwit in bloody great big earcans eyes glued to his idiot box nearly walked into the back of the bloody wagon, only realised at the last minute if his nose had been any longer he would have broken it. Shame reality didn’t collide with the cunt living his existence in the virtual reality universe, now that would have been worth posting on tick twat or faeces book.
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Not content with being totally oblivious to what is going on around or in most cases directly in front of them, it is the cunts who tut when they discover you happen to be in their way that really get on my tits.
The Rottweiler wouldn’t move for anyone. He genuinely thought that it was everyone else’s responsibility to get the fuck out of his way.
A great pal to have when some ignorant cunt gets within 6 feet of him and then sees a big grin on a foot wide head staring up at them at the last moment.
The hound thought his name was ‘JESUS FUCKING CHRIST’! Every time one of these knobheads wandered too close with their face buried in their phone with what look like a glob of jizz hanging out of each ear.
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Splendid dog.
I hope he also did that low, menacing growl, so scary, that actually meant give me a crisp, I like them, too?
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These creatures are developing a curvature of the spine. Humpbacks with overdevelopment of the thumbs. In the not too distant future, the mobile phone will become part of the anatomy. Parents will have the choice whether to have the phone removed in the womb or immediately after the birth..
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Phone zombie retards, one of these fucktards walked in front of us while driving a while back, when she got a double barrelled horn blast, she shat herself, dropped the phone and nearly fell over.
Dirty Harriet and I are still enjoying that moment to this day, absolutely brilliant.
There is no hope for these dumb fuckers, natural selection will sort these fuckwits out soon enough….
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I hope they fall off.
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All I see is the fucking yoof starting at the fucking phone instead of grafting
Lazy fucking worthless cunts
Saw a fellow screaming at a lad for being on his phone all day not working
Said “ it’s my human right “ no shit !
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