Stephen Fry [7]

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“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s arts and media correspondent Ron Knee reporting.
Today I’m joined by legend in his own head Stephen Fry, who’s once again been giving the world the benefit of his views on Brexit. I see that you recently termed Brexit ‘a clown car crash’ on the BBC, Mr Fry”.

“Well, as GK Chesterton once said, ‘one sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak’ “.

“Sorry? What’s that supposed to mean?”.

“Ah well you see *condescending smirk* I do so love to throw in a quote from Chesterton, and I do see great things!”.

“Yes of course; it all adds to that air of preening pseudo-intellectualism that you try so hard to generate around yourself. But on to the subject of Brexit…”.

“Yah. As I told that horrid Kuenssberg creature, Brexit is a catastrophe, and everybody knows it, deep in their bones. Certainly the rest of the world knows it”.

“Really? Many of our followers would disagree, I’m sure, and they won’t be alone. On what do you actually base these wide-ranging assertions? Can you offer some empirical evidence, facts and figures, to support your claims?”.

“Ah dear boy *irritating snigger* there’s no need for that. It’s what Benjamin Franklin would have referred to as ‘a truth we hold to be self evident’ don’cha know”.

“Well pardon me ‘dear boy’, but I and very many others don’t take your statement as a self evident truth, or anything like. Indeed, it was the democratic will of the people to give the elbow to the bloated, suffocating plutocracy that is the EU. So I repeat; back up your waffling claim that Brexit is ‘a catastrophe’ with some hard evidence”.

“Bah. I’m not going to bandy words on the subject with someone who is so clearly my intellectual inferior. If you and the moronic majority cannot grasp the blindly obvious fact that membership bestowed a multitude of benefits on Britain, and that leaving was a disaster, I’ll waste no more time and bid you good day sir!” *storms off in a huff*

“So there you have it cunters. When challenged to shit or get off the pot, Mr Fry did indeed prove to be constipated, and like Elvis, has now left the building. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you Brexiteering morons to the studio”.

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And mere minutes later, seconded by Captain Magnanimous:

Stephen Fry is a cunt, isn’t he.

I’m sick of this conceited, chubby cock-womble, always sniffing about looking for the next gobble. He’s like an hugely overweight child dressed as a sailor attempting to impress his elderly parents by reciting some shite Gilbert & Sullivan ditty in Latin.

He continually pretends to be clever, intellectual, and witty despite having all his work written for him. He used to pompously explain the answers on that dreary quiz show, which wasn’t difficult when you reading them. The last decent thing he did was Jeeves and that was thirty years ago.

Now he’s having a pop at our leaving the wretched EU, calling it a catastrophe. Aww diddums, can’t you fly so easily over to Italy anymore for some buckets of tagliatelle and being penetrated by Euro furrywinkles?

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Other gaylebrities like Elton John and Mandy Mandelson have remoaned about Brexit Why do the poo-pushers seem to love the Reich so much?

Shut the fuck up Fry, you portentous, haughty, dick-snaffling queerhawk.

84 thoughts on “Stephen Fry [7]”

  2. I remember he used to have the hots for that shaggy haired sack of shit, Alan Davies, a massive cunt in his own right.
    Do I need lectures from a bloke who bends over and pulls down his pants in front of another bloke?

    No sir. No fucking way.
    Fuck off cunt.

  3. Blimey, a double header for me this morning cunters.

    Thompson, followed by Fry. They go together like Ant and fucking Dec don’t they, and are about as much use.

    Morning all.

  4. Is it ‘Luvvie Saturday’?

    This fat woofter fell off the stage after a speech at the O2. His brain scan was all clear, fuck all there.

    • Hope so LL.

      Here’s hoping that Admin can make it a trio of cunts about three o’clock.

      The government could walk the next election if it declared a bank holiday for the public to hurl insults (and preferably rotten tomatoes) at preening, up their own arseholes, full of bullshit luvvies.

  5. A lugubrious cunt. Ubiquitous too. Was good as Jeeves. I am told, by coves in the know, that it is hard to avoid his back passage if you are out and about in East Anglia.

  6. I’m tired of this bummer.
    He has a superiority issue, treating anyone who disagrees with him as an uneducated oik.
    All his snobbish education couldn’t teach him where his dick is supposed to go, which is fundamental to his own existence, if he ever asked his parents.
    He’s a prick stuck up his own arse. (When he’s not stuck up someone else’s arse thirty years his junior).

  7. Unfortunately this utter shit show of a government haven’t really delivered Brexit.
    But I’m sure he was joining in with the rest of the Remainers with tales that all the planes would be grounded on day 1 of Brexit etc.

  9. First suzy izzards stand in, and now jabba the hutts stunt double..

    What a smug, oily insufferable spunk trumpet..

  10. It has been.a catastrophe though hasn’t it? Let’s not beat about the bush – the deal the government ‘negotiated’ was dreadful.

    • Indeed it has, OC.
      But, in or out, the end result was only ever going to be the same, as all politicians are utterly worthless liars.
      To conclude:
      In: massive taxes, unending stream of darkıe spongers, corrupt politicians.
      Out: errrr, see ‘in’.

    • @ OC
      How in the name of all that’s holy can you say that?
      We’re now free!
      Free to pump raw sewage into our rivers and on our beaches.
      Ok, admittedly we shafted the fishermen and women…
      But that’s a small price to pay for having a nice new blue passport,
      I’m sure you’d agree.

  12. One can only imagine the age of the skeletons in his closet…
    Behind the intelligent persona, I’d bet he’s a monster.
    With a knob that looks like he’s stuck it in a jar of molasses.

  13. “ Why do the poo-pushers seem to love the Reich so much?”
    Have you seen those strapping kraut lads in lederhosen?
    Phoarrr!
    Seriously though. Doing a good job of playing General Melchett and reading panel show answers in a smug voice does not necessarily maketh an intellectual giant.
    Or an expert on the European Union for that matter.
    Since when were the political opinions of the the 80s alternative comedy set given such credence?
    Fuck off!

  14. Didn’t this cunt do bird for nicking a relative’s credit card and maxing it out on rent boys? So a thief as well as a sexual degenerate. Get off my TV screen you fat fucking cocksucker!

  15. I’m sorry to be so old fashioned, but the thought of this fat, oily, sweaty 20-odd stone 66-year-old lard bucket pushing his mushroom topper up the arse of his 36-year-old ‘wife’ disgusts me.
    There, said it. The rozzers will be breaking down my front door any moment now.

    • Apply brown shoe polish to your face, call yourself Asif and claim that your disgust is based upon the teachings of the Koran.

      The scuffers will shit their pants and leave you alone.

      Sorted.

  16. Off the set of Blackadder, Rowan Atkinson was said to be, like a lot of highly gifted comedians, terse, serious and unfunny.
    Maybe it was because Lord Melchett managed to corner Edmund and have his way with him, using his Elizabethan ruff as a sort of bondage collar?

  17. The same arrogance and hypocrisy we’re accustomed to hearing from luvvies but the line that struck me was his comment about work. What would he know about work?

  18. I’d like to thank Stephen Fry for bringing Richard Wagner’s “Der Ring des Nibelungen” to the screens. Its four operas that are difficult to get to see and hear.

    I don’t care what he and the previous nominee get up to, solong as they bring me delight in the art world.

  19. General sir anthony cecil hogmanay melchett will want to distance himself from this poove. Bah and bugger me with a fishfork.

  20. Ron using Tik Tok links, what is happening to the world.

    Nothing wrong with Brexit, politicians and civil service with lack of will and many with an absolute mission to stop it. Cunts

  21. He’s probably awaiting his Brand style allegations.

    Allegedly and all that.

    He has worked for the BBC after all. Commiting sexual assaults seems to be a prerequisite there now.

  22. On the subject of deviancy; a good friend of our younger daughter’s right through secondary school moved up to Staffordshire with her job and we haven’t seen her for a few years. We discovered by chance this morning that she now calls herself a man, is using a male given name and is shacked up with a man who calls himself a woman. We are just appalled. We knew her well and it’s really struck home.

    • Their love song is probably that ageless classic from Percy Sledge;

      ‘When a man who’s a woman loves a woman who’s a man’.

      I think I got the title right…

      • Not quite Ron,

        I think it was ‘When a trans bums a woman, can’t keep his hands of her plums”.

        Stephen Fry is the proud author of a play, the equivalent of a homo Lolita. Really.

        He puts the n0nce back into nonsense.

  23. Let the fat cunt whimper like the worn out bitch he is. Brexit is a fact of life, EU membership was a blip in history.

    Was it EU membership or the Thatcher government that turned the economy of this country around? It’s not like the left wing lovvies will ever credit Maggie with anything that could be seen as positive.

    Now Mr Fry likes to live like a Victorian gentleman with his big house and old fashioned ways. Like most champagne socialists he’s no idea how the lower classes live and he’s bloody sure he doesn’t want to find out.

    Fuck you Stevie….

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/cameron_self/3459011882

  24. He should calm down a bit.

    Brexit? What fucking Brexit? The cunts in parliament decided to ‘teach the voters a lesson’ after that vote.

    Since 2016, they’ve gone full retard when it comes to diversity, pro ‘refugee’ bollocks,pro Greta shite and degenerate policies. Our borders are more porous than ever, we still do almost everything the EU does and the country has totally gone down the shitter.

    Well, don’t come crying to me when they break into your mansion and cut your fucking head off.

  25. Fucking opinionated posh boy cunt! Fry can piss off back to his ivory tower. Boring Oxbridge wanker is all I can say.

    • Ducking Darling!!!
      Kiss cheeks
      It’s been positively yonks!

      Saw your stint at the Vic.
      You were amazeballs.

      You going to Jasper’s later?.
      Few drinkypoos and the rectum of a drugged homeless 14yr old?
      Ok darling
      Ciao

  30. Mr Stephen Fry is entitled to hold opinions that are at odds with mine, but he should keep them all to himself

    As for his love of the EU. Leaving has curtailed his cock cruising expeditions to Countries of the Union as his visits would leave a documented trail now he needs a passport. (Willy Cruisers don’t like to leave a trail )

    • Bet he wears them velvet smoking jackets around the house?

      Jammy cunt.

      I’d like one off them.
      Look dead comfy don’t they?

      But I don’t smoke anymore.

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