Emma Thompson [11]

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I invite you all to participate in a little competition. Complete the undernoted sentence in no more than two words (three if you’re tempted to include the word ‘fucking’);

Emma Thompson is…. **

Yes, everybody’s favourite champers socialist and eco-warrior is back, making herself look like a right arsehole again.

Remember when she fled our ‘tiny, cake-filled, misery-laden island’ for a pad in Venice because of the Brexit vote, only to fly back pronto to her reclusive bolt-hole in the Highlands when Covid struck? Remember when she flew from LA to London (first class, no doubt) to pontificate at a climate change demo in London?

Yes well, she’s now been spotted swanning around on a superyacht in the Med; one of those luxury barges with a carbon footprint bigger than a Saturn rocket.

‘Hypocritical luvvy, moi?’.

It’s okay though. I think we can all agree that sacrifices on the way to net zero are strictly for the likes of us little people to make, and not for Very Important People like Dame Emma to consider.

She’s a national treasure, after all.

Tik Tok Bollocks.

NY Times Link.

** Competition answer:
‘Emma Thompson is a (fucking) cunt’.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

72 thoughts on “Emma Thompson [11]”

  1. Hey that’s suzy izzard without “his” glasses.

    Anyway back to butter face Thompson, if you are going be a first class hypocrite might as well go large.

    I hope the yacht springs a leak..

  3. Actors are the worst people in the world. Always banging on about the latest load of bollocks whilst living lives of sybaritic excess that would make Caligula raise an eyebrow.

    These are the sort of people who would push their grandmother under a bus for a bit part in Eastenders. Or sell their teenage daughter to ISIS for a quid.

    Utter cunts. I commend this nomination to the House.

  4. Probably one of them ” Eco yachts”
    Powered by good intentions and superiority?

    I hate this bucktoothed thespian,
    And hope she ends up crying for help in Russell Brands cellar

  5. Hmmm, time’s not being kind to our Emm, is it?

    Never mind, no doubt she pays someone to plant a few trees every time she blasts a few megatons of CO2 into the atmosphere, so she’s absolved of all eco-crime.

    • Time was (about 35 years ago) when she was extremely do-able; fantastic legs.

      Now she’s like a nutty bag lady, and should get an award for sheer, brassed hypocrisy.

  6. Hagrid thought that Emma as Professor Trelawney was super-sexy and tried to have have his way with her. She tried to fly off on her broomstick but he gave chase on his motorbike, cornering her in Hogsmeade and hollowing out her witch fanny with his fire extinguisher-sized magic winkle.
    That was the real reason Hagrid was sent to Azkaban.

    • I have to say that was a cracker thomas, I thought it was he’s gambling and excessive drinking that got him sent down.

      • “That’s a Cracker”?
        I didn’t realise that Jimmy Cricket was in Harry Potter, BZ?
        Although by mentioning Cracker, you’ve got me thinking about Geraldine Somerville (in both Cracker and Harry Potter) and her ginger fanny.

  7. Wasn’t she a pioneering stand up comedian once upon a time?
    Must have been before she shagged herself into an acting career via Kenneth Branagh.
    Ever since, she’s enjoyed a career in just about every British film made since 1993 whenever Chinky Dench or Julie Walters haven’t been available. Often portraying hypocritical wizened old hags.
    Art imitating real life I’d say dahlings!

  8. I did hear a rumour from an extremely reputable source, that our Dame Emma was quite partial to the odd Bukkake party, and was in no hurry to shower off the combined leavings of male attendees, preferring to stroll around, proudly wearing her ‘pearl necklace’ for other to admire!

    • I daresay than Ben Elton, Hugh Laurie, Ade Edmobson and Rik Mayall slung their muck up her in the 80’s.
      Probably every 80’s luvvie.
      Apart from Stephen Ducky Fry, of course.

      • I think I’ll skip breakfast in case Foghorn or Thomas start going on about Dawn French’s penchant for anal cream pie gang bangs.

      • Oh yeah, I’d forgotten about porkster Dawn French, thanks for reminding me, FMC.
        Now I can enjoy my breakfast thinking about both Jennifer Saunders’ hands up to the wrists in Dawn French, both fore and aft.

      • Rik’s version of events on the Quadbike in his autobiography are fucking funny.

        God telling him he was needed by the ordinary people and he should go back to Earth.

    • Of course though, regarding said jism, it would be imperative for it to have a zero carbon footprint and be ethically sourced from black, vegan, transexuals, who, after shooting their bolts, receive a tearful, heartfelt and Oscar winning performance of an apology for centuries of white oppression and slavery and a campaign for ‘reparations’ for the British tax payer.

  11. She has been the source of numerous arguments between me and the other half, because for some inane reason she regards her as a fine example of “a strong independent woman” an “inspiration” and a “marvellous talent,”, whereas I consider her a talentless shite who only plays herself whatever the role she is butchering.

    I was recently forced to ensure her latest masterpiece, which entailed her getting a 2 hour seeing to from a half-chat, culminating in the horror show of a full frontal of her supremely pendulous knockers. *sicks in mouth*

  12. She loves every culture bar English.

    Sees herself as spiritual (namaste!) But describes herself as a atheist.

    A firm anticapitalist hoarding millions

    A staunch anarchist who
    Accepts honours from royalty

    Asks if everything in a restaurant is vegan.
    Despite not being vegan.

    Just a fraud.
    And deserving of being first up against the wall in a perfect world

    • ‘Fraud’.

      That’s it Miserable, the word I was looking for to describe our Emm.

      Sums her up beautifully.

  15. What is it with actors generally being insufferable cunts.

    Same as musicians.

    You just know fine well that they’ll be inevitably pro tranny, pro black, pro open borders and all the other shit that springs to mind.

    I prefer the likes of John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and Morrissey’s viewpoint.

    But I is a bigoted dinosaur.

    Good morning

  16. As my mother would say

    “Looks at the state of her! All that money, stood in front of a camera, hair’s a bloody mess and not even a scrap of make-up on!”

    • Lots of toy throwing, didn’t the fat tongued oil drizzler cunt jamie oliver say he was leaving?

      Then I suppose you can’t file for bankruptcy in Europe if your still worth 200 million plus..
      I hope that cunt chokes on a unripe avocado.

  18. Emma Thompson is “a whining whore bitch who deserves to be driven over in a Sherman tank”.I despise the troll.If she is in love with Euroland SMEG OFF to Euroland.Thick as pigshit.

  20. I remember she got her tits and fanny out once in some shite film.

    Fucking disgusting it was.

  21. Snobby rart should just be honest about it.

    “Get these plebs orf the roads, wot wot. It sometimes takes one 30 minutes to drive to Fortnum and Mason in one’s Bentley. Having to look at all those ghastly poor people’s cars. Ford Focus indeed. It’s enough to put one off one’s avocado and kale brioche. Just tell them they’re saving the world by getting orf the roads for me. Capital!”

  22. Lots of these luvvies seem to be inflicted with the hypocrite bug. And this one has it real bad. Given that we have a large back catalogue of good films, and very few decent ones being made now, can’t this lot be sacked and replaced with AI ?
    Can’t imagine what job she’d be good for though…

  23. She has a porsche, and daddy sends hugs. Why do they think we listen to her or them, just fuck off back to your vacuous world of preaching to poor people ie all of us. Nobody is listening you cunts. But i can sleep easier now those hollywood twats have gone back to “work”, what would we do without them.

  24. Mr Knee, we need more-difficult targets than her. Of course she’s a hypocrite: wealthy arty-farty people always are, but “The Remains of the Day”, and her performance in it, are exemplary. I’d like to read the book of the name, but I lack the attention span.

  25. Emma (Carbon Offset) Thompson, frequent flyer eco warrior.

    She and her ilk will be replaced by AI, sooner the better.

  27. The irony is, whatever she’s being accused of, she can act the undercarriage off other so-called shite pretend performers that lots of cunters on here think is acting, who also get up to much worse things than Thompson does. I’m not defending her, only her acting abilities.

  29. That header picture. It seems Jez Trotsky Corbyn has trans-istioned or Davros has had a makeover.

  30. I confess that I got a bit stiff as a young lad when Emma played a nurse in the Tall Guy and got her knockers out.

    Other than that, her sister Sophie is the better actor.

    Wish she would stop mouthing off about the climate and Brexit. Who does she think she is, Lily Allen?

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