Dead Pool [304]

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Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 303 by nominating the former Italian President Giorgio Napolitano who has died in hospital at the grand old age of 98 following a long period of illness and agter nearly 3 months in hospital.A former Communist, Napolitano became the longest serving Italian President serving from 2006 and 2015 and he was also made an Italian senator for life.Such was his influence over Italian politics he was nicknamed “King Giorgio” or “Re Georgio” in his natuve tongue.He is survived by his wife of 64 years and 2 sons.

On to Dead Pool 304

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been taken.

5) Hits are awarded based upon the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [304]”

  4. *Yawn*

    Congratulations Shaun

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  5. Alan Greenspan
    Eddie Stobart
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Annette Crosbie
    Nancy Olson

    Nice work Shaun.

  7. Stanley Baxter
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on Shaun.

  10. Shaun’s scythe didnt even have time to cool down.

    Jim Lovell (Astronaut)
    Douglas Hurd
    James Earl Jones
    William Daniels (Voice of KITT)
    Peter Higgs (Boson namer)

  11. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Desmond Morris
    Norman Jewison
    Roger Corman
    Dave Clark (Bits and Pieces / Glad All Over drummer)

  13. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck Shaun.

    Again.

  14. Another one bites the dust, Shaun.

    Patsy King
    Denis Law
    Andy Taylor
    Anne Reid
    Madonna (the 2023 ‘Dead by Christmas’ Tour)

  17. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    Dominic Chianese
    Gene Gotti

    Congrats Shaun. Do you have shares in Embalming Fluids Inc or something?

  19. Some ageing pop Cunt
    A wrinkly female actress
    A knock knocking on heavens door guitar 🎸 player.
    A very very old political figure
    Owen Jones.

    About covers it.

  24. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall
    Tom Lehrer

    Well done Shaun and the.best news all week is TWC Drakeford is on your list.

  25. I’m beginning to find Dead Pool rather tiresome and ludicrous. Its no surprise to find someone aged 98 dead and surprisingly to have reached the grand old age on the verge of a century. It’s preposterous in the extreme to carry on any further.

    • People are definitely living longer. Oldest hit on here I believe was Eileen Ash at 110 ( not one of my hits before you asked) and there have been loads in their late 90s or 100s over the years although the youngest I believe was 1 year old Charlie Gard who Dioclese nabbed a few years ago. There are quite a few nominations on here 98 and over and banning picks over a certain age would just be a huge arse ache to patrol.

    • Statistics show that in the last decade there has been an increase of centenarians from 300,000 to 500,000 worldwide so it stands to reason there will be some famous cunts among them.

      The oldest woman I have ever met was 110 and the Oldest man I have ever met was 105.

  29. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

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