Dead Pool [302]

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Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that the next famous stiff would be the photo model and pioneering female bodybuilder Lisa Lore who has died aged 70.

On to Dead Pool 302

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Deaths are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronological order of death.

37 thoughts on “Dead Pool [302]”

  6. Alan Greenspan
    Eddie Stobart
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Nancy Olson
    Annette Crosbie.

    Nice work Shaun.

  7. Shaun you are the angel of death..

    Tony Blair “die you cunt”
    Cherie blair ” die you ugly cunt”
    Sadiq khan “die you goblin cunt”
    David milliband
    Ed milliband “die you freak brother cunts”

  9. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  11. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall
    Tom Lehrer

    Well done Shaun

  13. Well done again Shaun
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    David Attenborough
    Robert Redford
    Ozzy Osbourne
    Ron Jeremy

  14. Thank god I don’t know you Shaun, I would be concerned…
    Katey Price
    Harvey Price
    Daniella Westbrook
    Halfwit Harry Hewitt
    Megain Sparkle

  16. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck, Shaunie.

  19. Who the fuck was Lisa Lore and why on earth did she let Shaun and his pillow anywhere near?

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burdon
    Shane McGowan
    Alan Price

  21. Con-grat-u-fucking-lations, Ye who are the Death Angel’s very own Shadow.

    I cry foul! Red card issued.

    My regulars:

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  23. Camp Cliff
    Paul Stookey
    Peter Yarrow
    Millicent Martin
    Anita Harris
    Good darts Shaun. What was it 45mins from nom to popping of clogs? Your team were on the case there.

  24. Sepp fucking Blatter
    Michel fucking Platini
    Jerome fucking Valcke
    Jack fucking Warner
    Geoff bastard Hurst

  28. Douglas Hurd
    Jim Lovell
    William Daniels (KITT’s voice)
    James Earl Jones
    Peter Higgs (of the boson)

  30. Major-General Konstantin Ogienko
    Ramzan Kadyrov (painfully)
    Sergey Surovikin
    Michail Khodorkovsky
    Ilya Ponomarev

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