The Notting Hill Carnival

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I would like to serve up a rice and peas, reggae sauce infused cunting for this shit fest that is heaped on West London this time of year.

I used to run a shop on Westbourne Grove once, slap bang in the heart of the action. You literally had no fucking choice but to board up everything at least five days in advance, so as to avoid the (inevitable) looting and robbing.

Then the carnival itself, I could go on forever, so I’ll try and keep it brief:

If you are anything other than a shade of brown expect to get hissed at through teeth at every corner. And offered really shit quality weed and/or other drugs, possibly at the same time.

If you are unlucky to have a apartment in the area that hasn’t been barricaded (as my other half did once), expect various cunts to try and let themselves in. Normally to use the toilet. If they can’t access your own facilities expect your garden/the street outside.

As for the robberies / stabbings (a given), trust me – a lot more goes unreported.

The celebrated sound systems all sound utterly shit, with so much bass and sound clashing between floats that it is just a fucking sonic mess. The kids bit is actually not bad but expect not to see anything because of the crowds.And the cuisine.. fuck me. Have you actually looked at goat curry close up? Hint: You don’t see many urban foxes about in that area in August.

What really has grated my gears though is that when anybody speaks the truth about the above, such as Mayoral Candidate Susan Hall, they get shot down in the name of ‘diversity’ by the usual suspects:

Guardian

Nominated by Coño in Spanish.

More on this shit fest from Lord Cuntingford below

I haven’t been watching the nominations page on this esteemed organ, so not sure if anyone has cunted this year’s Notting Hill Carnival.

I cannot believe that this festival of violence, thievery and sexual depravity is still allowed. I saw some videos of mostly black persons hanging on a bridge and, what I believe, is called twerking (this involves two blacks, with the female grinding her bottom into the groin of the male of the species, and involves much whooping to other couples involved in the same). Seriously, I thought I was watching a zoo. The Tory London mayoral candidate has suggested moving it to a park, away from Notting Hill – based on what I was watching, a safari park may be more suitable.

Also, some senior copper (apparently also black – because white people are no longer allowed to be in any senior position) says something like he understands the significance of the event to the carribbean community, but can’t accept the violence towards his officers. Well matey, this is carribbean culture- violence, thievery, producing offspring with no responsibility.

If this was an annual event of almost entirely white people, then I’m sure it would have been shut down years ago.

Bbc news

Youtube

120 thoughts on “The Notting Hill Carnival”

  1. Many people involved in the carnival put time , money and a lot of effort into costumes planning etc. problem is the carnival attracts every kind of fuckwit you could think off and the noise systems are a fucking pain.
    Cunt running around with big knife shoot the cunt, if only he had been shouting Alan’s snack bar he would have been well ventilated. So many of the local residents hate this yearly shite fest and most likely thanked whatever power they believe in for Covid closing it down. A disused oil rig towed out to the middle of the North Sea would be a great place for the carnival or part of the Dogger Bank at low tide. It’s sad that so many arseholes are into this cultural celebration. Oh well our strength is our diversity bollocks

  2. That fucking chimp, Lammy, is up on the curtain rail about da raciss Tory MP.

    Anything to score a few blek points. The fat, Jaffa Cake snaffling cunt.

  3. Nothing’s going to change but what I think would bring all these communities together is to have pride and the annual travellers fair together with the carnival as one event.

    The three events combined would I’m sure bring everyone together in harmony (or was it A&E?)

    The Alphabet people would love the dressing up bit and I’m sure the travellers would appreciate how much they share in common with the rest of the celebrants.

    Maybe some of our refugee friends could get in on the act, a dinghy parade and a few mobile nail bars?

    I really ought to be Home Secretary with policies like this.

  4. What more do you expect from a bunch of knuckle dragging savages who still after yrs in civilization cannot act like Humans, they act as no other group of people matter and are ignorant to the fact that they are a failed mUnKey species, I have nothing but contempt for these creatures who belong thousands of miles away on their own continent.!

    • Nothing’ll happen, PM….because nothing ever happens. Well, nothing positive, anyway.
      Only ever higher taxes, higher bills and unending darkıe invaders being given preferental treatment for everything.

    • Yes PM this is just the thin edge of the wedge..

      We’ve long discussed what would happen when all the hotels are full etc..here we are,student accommodation getting snatched..

      Many have no sympathy for students..but they are a mile higher than illegal immigrants when it comes to housing..if nowt else they pay for it unlike the foreign looters.

      As you say PM this will fester til it bursts..and when it does it might well have unforseen consequences.

      After all,how long before all publicly funded accommodation is full of these villains?

      Then at some point,because we have open borders,they will come for our houses.

      Some reading this will scoff,but if you can’t or won’t stop this thieving rabble then the cunts that are supposed to run the country for us will have no choice but to come after our homes at some point.

      Have some civil war.

      • @UT. I was saying this to someone a while back.

        Take in a fucking illegal or seven, or get hit with a council tax ‘ Spare Room Surcharge ‘

        I don’t fucking think so.

        The cunts will have to take it out of my fucking ribs.

        I’m not having The Rookery filled with human shite.

        We’re overdue a fucking good tear up.

        Drive the immo cunts and the fucking traitors into the sea.

        Food for the crabs.

    • They are traitors.They all want hanging.Come back Guy Fawkes and blow them to kingdom come.

      • What I read today is report where the Algerian coast guard shot dead two Morocan jet skiers who wandered into their waters. FFS
        Now that’s the way to do it.

    • They will have to come for our houses if the arrival rate of these filthy scroungers does not abate.

      Once public accommodation is all dried up and taken, they’ll move onto private rentals and then private freehold.

      Otherwise the magic money tree will be shaken furiously by Itchy Bumcrack to build these super hotels to house them. At the expense of higher taxes and our roads becoming something from rural Kazakhstan.

    • Students are all leftwing wokists, they should be honoured to give up their digs to help these refugees from war torn France.

    • If you haven’t figured it out yet it’s the new police.
      They have zero cultural contact with you and will happily beat you to death.
      If they disobey their new owners, they will be threatened with deportation.
      But I’m a tin foil hat anti Vax cunt.

  7. Let’s have it without any police or security. Let it be a gladiator-style stabfest. Last fucker standing wins a feather headdress, a shitty reggae cassette, and a chicken kebab.

  8. I’d rather walk through a mine field in Angola than go to Notting Hill Carnival but then I think the same about Reading or Glastonbury and most major UK cities with or without ‘music’ and floats.

    • That’s what happens when you employ clueless, pre-pubescent reporters to cover it. That Jamie Moreland is eagerly awaiting the sprouting of his first pubic hair.

      The AlJaBeeba are beyond contempt, the utter fucking cunts.

      • He puts the soy in “Soyboy”

        There aren’t enough words for the character assassination that that soppy cunt deserves.

        Crawling soppy twat.

  11. Notice that the muppets fell silent for 72 seconds at 3pm. In memory of Grenfell.

    Didn’t realise the Grenfell bonfire was a 3pm kickoff

    Was there a silence or moment of reflection for the victims of the various terrorist attacks that have occurred in London over the last decade I wonder?

    Wrong colour victims ?

  13. What I read today is report where the Algerian coast guard shot dead two Morocan jet skiers who wandered into their waters. FFS
    Now that’s the way to do it.

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