Politicians’ Spouses

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Unelected, whining about non-issue pet crusades and under the illusion that because they are married to the cunt who has actually been democratically elected, they should be listened to and given a platform, the politicians spouse.

The First Lady of the U.S actually has an office in the White House plus staff to promote this bollocks. First off, apart from fawning CNN reporters and opinion pieces in the Washington Post, nobody gives a flying fuck what Michael Obama or Hillary Clinton think about climate change, gender equality or foreign policy. No cunt voted for you! Stick to waving and shaking hands or talking to some Democrat bootlicker on daytime TV about the wallpaper in the Oval Office.

Over here we have had Carrie Symonds, the entitled millennial wokeflake wife of Boris Johnson who had a say on who he was hiring in his office and probably had a hand in the insane net zero policies the govt have adopted. Maybe she promised to do him up the arse in a George Osbourne mask like his Oxford Bullingdon Club days? Miriam Clegg, Sally Bercow to Cherie Blair…non can keep their yap shut for long on everything from Brexit to Iraq to saving the polar bears or anything else that requires their expert opinion.

Oh for Denis Thatcher who knew how to shut the fuck up and let Mrs T do what she was elected to do.

“I wasn’t absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn’t want to make a bloody fool of myself.”

Quite so old boy, have another G&T.

Here is Bill Burr’s take on it.

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96 thoughts on “Politicians’ Spouses”

    • Fuck off, there are already enough adverts for funeral plans, over fucking 50’s life cover, cremations. How about some adverts for shit people want.

    • A fellow Frog-nation type re haggard Mrs Macron was the quite tasty Margaret Trudeau.
      She was married to the Canadian Prime Minister, but did she witter on about global warming, did she fuck, she went partying with the Rolling Stones.
      And they wrote a song about it called Respectable.
      Unfortunately she is the mother of that mega-cunt Justin, who likes to see poor and depressed people top themselves (sorry “euthanise”)

  2. Despite LL’s awful chauvinist attack on woman,
    He’s got a point.

    These hags should wait til they are asked for their opinion.

    Goofy Sloane rangers, Washington fuckwits,
    Pearl wearing trophies,
    I’ve no time for some splitarses half baked idea.

    You aren’t elected
    Get back in the kitchen

    They have Winnie Mandela syndrome.
    Fuck off.

    • Winnie Mandela once told me that she was enthusiastic about “necklacing”.
      So I gave her a pearl one.

      • I helped Winnie Mandela to walk upright Thomas.

        For state occasions.

        First few months it was just a few steps,
        Then back to walking on her knuckles.

        But after gentle coaxing with fruit and peanuts she got it.

        See.
        They are capable of learning.

      • Sadly not CP.
        All mirrors had to be facing the wall otherwise I’d have a hours work getting Winnie down from the curtain rails amid screeching and faeces throwing.

        They see it as either a challenge or get upset at the reality of a head of pubic hair.

  3. Great stuff from Burr.

    Oi wife, just choose some fucking new curtains and stay away from the political stuff.

    • Burr is a great example to young comedians. He seems like a comedian from the nineties; he’s got a black wife but says what he likes.

  4. It is similar to how MPs “hire” their own family members to become “researchers” and “administrators” to help an MP’s job role.

    I don’t know if they get paid an individual salary (courtesy of the TP), or the MP just marks it up on his bulging expense account!

    Either way, its rather convenient that by “keeping it in the family” they’re all laughing to the bank (assuming the bank doesn’t cancel them for being too right wing!)

    And yet the government watchdog, the very accommodating IPSA, doesn’t seem to give 2 shits about unelected family nepotism or spouses getting involved in parliamentary affairs!

  5. It reminds me of the footballers wives or girlfriends here trying to interfere. If we where allowed to use the acronym, I’d allow it.

  6. If you had to rattle one of the pictured above,
    Which one would you choose?

    It’s slim pickings admittedly, an I’m not sure if they might previously been blokes,
    But beggars can’t be choosers…

    • I’d rattle the eldest. Less likely to have been a bloke. Would Mis remember the old football rattle. I had a big fuck off effort that would knock you’re block off with one swirl.

      • Those big wooden efforts Sammy?!

        Think they’d gone out of fashion when I was a kid Sammy.
        I remember people throwing bog rolls on the pitch an bananas.

        Cost of bog rolls now youd have to be wealthy.

      • The big rusty rattles with metal and rusty nails hanging off. Toilet paper nicked from the local bog, that only moved the shit around. The good old days Mis.

    • Top left.

      I would have also said that Samantha Cameron was attractive but then someone told me she looks a bit like Nicholas Cage.

      Damn that man.

      Now every time I see her I can’t help but think she does look a bit like Nicholas Cage in a wig with a bit of lippy on.

      • Nick Clegg’s wife reminds me of one of my old female teachers at school. She regularly used to have her blouse unbuttoned just enough so you could see a touch of cleavage. For a 14/15 year old school boy it was just enough to give you a semi for most of the lesson and you’d end up hoping that it would subside before you had to stand up from your desk at the end of the lesson or strategically place your backpack in front of you.

  7. From left to right
    1) Not too bad
    2) Bag over head
    3) 2 Bags over head, looks suspiciously blokey
    4) Prissy, horse-faced bint, another bag but over it’s nose
    5) A bit botoxy for my liking, so bag over head
    6) Best of the bunch, so worth a rattling.

    I do need glasses though.

  8. Melania looked a million bucks and said bugger all
    A class act I thought for a class tart
    Donald is a cunt

  12. They should shut up and clean behind the fridge.*

    *I wonder what Godfrey is up to these days? Is he one of us?

    • And her ‘And tonight on Piers Morgan’ old man and all.
      A pair of fucking grifters, without a doubt.

      And, I wonder which (cough) agency Zelensky got her from?🤔

      • I’m very sympathetic to Ukraine’s flight, having spent a significant amount of time in the USSR and having befriended some Ukrainians who’ve made their way (and integrated!) to the UK since Mr. Putin’s foreign adventure.

        Zelensky and his missus are a pair of grifting bastards of the highest order, and the war is essentially re-run of Yugoslavia vol 2.0.

        The little c*nt in the green t-shirt has now said that Ukraine won’t hold presidential elections unless the West pays for them.

    • If ever a cunt deserved a gyppo shagging slut for a wife it was that bastard Bercow. Even Katie Price wouldn’t scrape the bottom of that particular barrel.

  15. With Carrie her daddy founded The Independent so she has to air her opinions. it’s all that fucking paper has.

  16. I remember seeing a TV programme featuring Faces. The partners of Ronnie Lane and Ronnie Wood never fucking shut up, and they talked as if they were in the band. The two lads never got a word in edgeways, and it was cringeworthy. Pussywhipped to buggery, the pair of them. Rod Stewart and Ian McLagan, however, chose to sit it out and did their bit without any babbling wimmin there. Rod and Mac even got an acoustic song or two in, because there was no noise from up themselves bints at their end.

    For me, Michelle ‘The Man’ Obama is the worst. How many bloody books has (cough) she had out now?

  17. “I don’t know what reception I’m at, but for God’s sake give me a gin and tonic”.

    Denis Thatcher

  18. On the matter of interfering wimmin, that Peter Jackson Beatles thing was a whitewash and all.

    Any bits with Yoko Fucking Ono causing trouble and stirring shit were taken out. Fucking Ono insisted that the film had to make her look as nice and as blameless and as inoffensive as possible, otherwise she would veto its release. An out there (but not in the film) bit of footage has Macca ranting about what a cunt she is and how she purposely destroyed the Lennon/McCartney writing partnership. And that cunt Giles Nepotism Martin is as bad. He claimed that there wasn’t one word of discontent from the other three Beatles on the White Album session tapes. Yeah, right.🙄

  20. Sally Bercow….. fookin’ hell.

    A one woman pikey sperm bank.

    I’d pay good cash money to see her nauseating, miniscule, loudmouth, cuckold of a husband burnt to death, strapped into a wheelchair, rolling down a hill.

    To the sound of Wagner’s ‘ Ride of the Valkyries ‘

    Capital. 👍

    • To think Channel 4 chose him to give their Alternative Christmas Speech.
      Yeah, that cunt is more establishment and conformist than Her Maj’ was.

      Channel 4 are pricks.

    • Hey Jack, I’ll supply the wheelchair and straps to tie the cunt. Fucking hate Bercow with a passion. Hideous bastard.

  22. I wonder which political spouse is/was the dirtiest. Margaret Trudeau would have to be somewhere near the top of the league table, having fucked every member of the Rolling Stones (allegedly) and God knows who else.
    In more recent times I reckon Samantha Cameron must be pretty mucky. A baronet’s daughter, related to the Astors, Churchills and Delevinges. With a family background like that she’ll be a brood mare permanently on heat if D H Lawrence was even half right.
    Incidentally, the life’s ambition of a certain contributor to this august site is to get a sniff Sam Cam’s gusset. Sorry, I’m not saying who.

  23. Harry Halfwit’s Mum had a mouth on her as well. That’s what got her killed in the end. Goodbye England’s Rose.

  24. Greta “Monster Munch” 6-fingers, is obviously the unelected sock-puppet for the WEF, the UN, the EU, WHO, XR, JSO and a shedload of other eco-net-zero loons that no one elected.

  25. Always thought Samantha Cameron looked well saucy. Like a naughty school ma’am.

    And the one who was married to Napoleon Sarkozy, Carla Bruni.
    Oh yes, with gusto.

    • I’d like to do Trump’s missus, Melonoma.

      She’s fit but with that slightly confused look of someone who’s survived a car crash.

      Probably has a touch of the Forrest Gumps in her DNA but that’s exciting!

      ” of course I’m wearing a Johnny you saw me open the packet😁👍

      • I like her too but the fact Trumpy will have ruined to fuck by now, I’m not so sure. I’m bet he’s been in elbows deep.

        I reckon if you go in for a snog her face would smell of Trump spunk.

      • I’d have Ivanka myself, Miserable.

        And, going back, Jackie Kennedy was a megamilf. Wouldn’t have minded that over the desk in the Oval Office

    • I always like Sam Cam.

      I’d have done her up the shitter while Dave sat in the corner and wept.

      She’d have loved it I reckon?

  26. Aye rock star wives have far too much to fucking say for themselves and all.

    Sharon Osbourne?

    The only reason you’re well know luv, is that you got Ozzy to have a go on your cunt in a brief moment that he wasn’t hallucinating to fuck.

    Spare us your opinion…..on everything.

    Nobody gives a fuck.

    Yoko Ono is probably the worst. Fuck me, what did Lennon see in that moose? There are some decent looking Japanese birds about. Why choose that moonpig?

    In fact, any bird (or bloke) whose only claim to fame is that they married or are the child of a famous cunt needs to stop lecturing the masses, as though they’re some kind of fucking sage.

    Your either got your cunt out for the famous twat or were a bit of his spunk in his knackers once. That’s it.

    Fuck off.

      • Macca was a top fanny magnet in the 60s. Yet he settled for Linda? And as for John with Yoko? Lennon actually got shut of her and shacked up with the nicer and hotter May Pang. But he went back into Ono’s clutches?

        Strange lads, these Scousers.

      • I hear that Bonio’s Mrs is a massive cunt, and that she puts her conk into everything and acts all big bollocks around Paddywood. She calls herself a businesswoman and an activist (guffaw!). But basically she is ‘famous’ for being married to the U2 Diddyman from the Treacle Butty Mine.

  27. Philip May knew how to keep quite and concentrate on his Woody Allen lookalike career.

  28. Speaking of old women Fat Reg was in hospital last night after a “fall” at his home.
    “I was hoovering the carpet doctor…..err…..I happened to be naked. I slipped and the hose accidentally went up my bum and I can’t get it out. You will keep this quiet won’t you doc?”

  29. Harry Enfield’s ‘women, know your place’ sketch should be compulsory training for any potential political spouse.

  30. The trouble is, once their partners take a prominent position in the public eye, they get interviewed by ” Hello” or ” Gracia”.

    This makes them feel important and so they start acting out.

    Moral, don’t let your other half do interviews for magazines, or Daytime TV shows. Keep her chained up in the cellar, feller, you know it makes sense.

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