Emily Maitlis


Oh dear. Ex BBC lefty gobshite Emily ‘Horse Face’ Matlis has opened her mouth and let her belly rumble again.

In the wake of the Nigel Farage/Coutts ‘de-banking’ scandal, she’s accused Farage of ‘whipping up a populist storm’ and turning ‘utter entitlement into victimhood’.
Okay Mateless, we know you’re a smug lefty, pro-EU twat who hates Farage for his (widely shared) views, but it ain’t him having a strop, it’s you. This isn’t just about one person’s ‘sense of entitlement’ to a bank account; it’s about so much more.

As for whipping up a populist storm, Farage has stated that he only went public after the actions of Coutts led to him being denied an account by many other institutions, which the bank seemingly didn’t give a fuck about. Farage ain’t a victim either NoMates, he’s the opposite. He’s fighting back against the sinister view that it’s acceptable to ‘de-bank’ someone because their opinions don’t align with ‘progressive’ notions. Not only that; it’s about breaking confidentiality (not to mention the law) and leaking a client’s private details to a BBCunt of all people, ‘a transgression that’s already cost the CEOs of NatWest and Coutts their jobs’.

But no, you think that this major, major scandal is really all Farage’s fault, don’t you Emily? He brought it upon himself, didn’t he? I bet you were one of the lefty shithouses who crowed when he was ‘de-banked’. Well just remember; if they can do it to him, they can do it to anybody, and probably already have, many times. Just fuck off and think about that, you smug, arrogant cunt.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

80 thoughts on “Emily Maitlis

  1. Emily was probably drunk.
    She doesn’t realise the seriousness of Debanking people due to their political beliefs.
    She’s not considered that it could possibly be her in that situation,
    Boot being on the other foot.

    My Coutts account remains untouched luckily.

  2. Her cunt account is empty. Its had cobwebs round it for ages, that’s what she’s crowing about.

    • Hmmm, at one time I would have knobbed her, but nowadays I feel no need to grace the barren field and the shrivelled gash that resides within the knickered hammock.

  3. The Internet thing describes this fucking witch as a journalist..

    Laugh? I nearly turned down the oven.

    • I see she’s married to an investment banker and not a black cat or toad,which is somewhat surprising..

      That’s why the cunt is such an expert on somebody else’s bank account.

      Matthew Hopkins rise,sir,and put it to the Church Pond Test.

      • I hope he is at least a ethnic unkle?

        Otherwise that’s a poor showing for a BBC employee.

      • Ah the witchfinder general, a connection on only connect the other night, the brainboxes didnt know who he was.🤬

  4. de-banked
    debunked the idea that your banking details are private.

    the de- has become popular. The illegal migrants weren’t taken off the plane to Rwanda they were de-planed.

    I suppose they were de-barged from the Bibby Stockholm.

  5. A truly loathsome woman.

    I remember her interviewing some Hungarian politician a number of years ago (2015) when the middle east and Africa started to really pour into Europe en masse.

    This fella was basically defending his government’s decision not to let these chancers and freeloaders steamroller their way into Hungary and Emily our was foaming at the mouth with what can only be described as contempt or hatred.

    “The EU stands for tolerance, peace, love and how dare any country ever stand up against or oppose that” she said. Or words to that effect anyway.

    Oh please do fuck off love.

    Hopefully you won’t be gang raped any time soon by your pet playthings Emily.

    • I do believe that Viktor Orban, who listens to the people who vote for him.

      The Hungarians are some of the most wonderfully racist people I have ever met and will not tolerate welfare scroungers pouring across their borders.

      I think it was Hungary who also had the illegal stopper farmer, who wouldn’t let the 3rd world vermin cross his land and fucked them off at gunpoint.

      So impressed were the government that they loaned him a MIL-24 ‘Hind’ helicopter gunship to aide him in his quest.

      Wonderful people the Hungarians.

      • Indeed Odin.

        When this so called “migrant crisis” started to gain momentum, Orban was one of, if not the only, political leader in Europe to stick his head above the parapet and point out the inevitable problems that lay ahead for Europe should it accept millions upon millions of undocumented peacefuls.

        Oh the horror !!

        Any cunt with an ounce of critical thinking ability can see the problems that await.

        Further evidence that Western politicians are either hopelessly corrupt treacherous bastards or they lack critical thinking skills. Or both.

        As for the lefties and luvvies who love Islam – they’re just fucking thick.

    • Yeah i remember it. Her eyes almost rolled back and she started chanting ‘Diversity, Equality. Tolerance’.

      I thought ‘yep the beta programming has kicked in again’.

  6. I imagine when Emily spreads her piss flaps that it’s akin to separating a 2 day old cheese toastie

    • Cheese-toastie is correct.
      She looks like she uses melted Double Gloucester as facial foundation. Shes a truly wretched cunt.

      • There was a truly awful picture of her doing the rounds a year or so ago, taken at some BBC beano, she looked as pissed as a fart and was wearing a very low cut dress revealing her leathery and unusually far apart breasts. I can’t imagine what goes through some people’s heads when they get dressed, especially if they are going somewhere where they will be photographed. Probably imagined that every man in the place would have difficulty restraining himself.

  7. Ms E Maitlis,
    BBC Broadcasting House,
    London W1

    Dear Emily,

    I’m just writing on behalf of NatWest to thank you for putting the boot into that obnoxious little oik Farage recently. Do join us for dinner at Claridges next Thursday, usual table, so the Board can thank you in person.

    Things are settling down here after all the ruckus. Alison has a few irons in the fire, a couple of directorships, a few cushy placements at NGOs and something coming up soon at the BoE, so it’s all working out okay for her. All we at the Bank have to do now is somehow let news of her £10 million severance package slip out without the hoi polloi kicking off. Could you have a word with the Beeb’s Global Boiling Dept to engineer some bad news to distract attention? How about children spontaneously igniting? I’m sure Justin can come up with something.

    Yours sincerely,

    Howard Davies,
    Chairman,
    NatWest Bank plc

  8. BBC Establishment stooge mouths off, ignores the facts, and makes a complete cunt of herself. What a surprise!

  9. Alex Scott just now on the lezza world cup.

    “It’s not enough (nothing ever is love, is it?) and we need to keep pushing for more (money from the men’s game).”

    Claire Balding must be fucking loving it on a month’s all expenses paid lez up holiday on t’other side of the world.

    It’s all a big bag of steaming dogshite.

    Stand on your own two feet, you grasping slags.

  10. And Maitlis is a fucking cunt.

    ‘Populist’ being used as a pejorative by globalist shills always makes me laugh, like having a popular opinion is somehow the end of the fucking world.

    I’ll tell you what’s unpopular, love. Your fucking old, worn out, leather boot corpse face.

    • Indeed.

      To me ‘populism’ is an expression of the views and concerns of Joe and Jane Public, the ordinary punters who believe that they’re just disregarded and ignored by the establishment.

      Hence Farage is disparaged as a ‘populist’ politician because he dares to voice opinions which are widely held but sneered at by our so-called betters, who’ll claims things like ‘they didn’t know what they were voting for on Brexit’.

      Oh we knew. We fucking knew alright.

  11. She was so far up her own arse after the Andy Pandy interview, yes great job interviewing an idiot.

    She pissed me off when she came out with ‘nobody wants him here’ just before Trumps visit to the UK, silly cow, I think the BBC got a few complaints over that one, but it makes no difference when you get a free ride funded by Joe Public.

    Long live populism, smash the left. 😂

  12. Emily is just one of loads of BBC media, Islington liberal wankers.

    It’s infested with them.
    Toby in his pink jeans,
    Drives Isabella and little jonty and sage to a Just stop oil protest in his brand new diesel Range Rover.
    Then on the way home stops to pick up tickets for their holiday in Mauritius,
    (Have you been?)
    And Izzy jumps out at Waitrose to buy some avacados from Waitrose,
    She likes to buy local produce,
    At it is local,
    Local to Mexico.

    At the dinner party they try and outdo each other by claiming they might be gender fluid,
    Ones none binary.
    The kids have had their vegan dinner and Consuela the nanny is with them now.

    Consuela gets minimum wage , and she’s a frightful bore with her Catholic believes but she tells us about the revolution back home and it’s very interesting.

    The gardener is a Blackman and Izzy tried to get him to talk about racism,
    But he said he was too busy.
    We think he might of been stealing from us but obviously we can’t sack him ( imagine what the neighbours would think)
    So we tipped off immigration he was here working without a visa.

    Anyway ciao for now,
    Yoga class,
    Fight the power ✊🏾

  13. “Populist” means lowering the tone. It’s a word that needs no explanation if you are a well posh cunt like me.

  14. Top cunting of a top cunt.

    A slef-righteous airhead. It’s not her fault. It’s the only way to get work at the BBC. Foghorn for leftie propaganda. I would love to see her debate Farage! Don’t suppose it will happen any time soon.

    • The dont debate or converse on the bbc, just play games and either suck up or bully the guest.
      Who needs to watch that crud when there are so many interesting discussions on youtube.
      Same goes for those yank late night chat shows. It’s a dead format.

      The beeb are a fucking worthless organisation.

  15. I’d take her from behind.

    Sliding my Downstairs Gentleman 💪 into her pulsating gash, I would whisper ” I voted for Brexit ! ”

    Then hang on for dear life, as she bucked and thrashed around.

    Get To Fuck.

  16. I used to shoe for a member of the Coutts dynasty she was an absolute darling and a member of HMAF so even better. Emily Mathias is just a typical well off insular twat who knows best and thinks she has the God given right to lecture everyone else because of her job. Your supposed to report the news not comment on it read your job description lady.

    • She deserves a neighbour like me.
      The smell of black pudding frying of a morning,
      Plastic burning in the evening when she’s got a migraine.

      Akita shit on her lawn.
      Scrap metal leaning against the fence.

      And I’m friendly.
      They don’t like friendly down those parts do they?

      ” who’s that paki?”

      I’d cheerfully ask over the fence.

      ” watch eating that foreign muck itll give you the shites!
      Not you Sinbad.
      You lot can eat anything.
      You brought any curry with you?
      As it got cat in it?”

      Like the Good Life.

  17. Why is it that these luvvie cunts earning a fortune are lefties? Particularly BBC. They may not have to live near their beloved causes but a socialist government might well tax the fuckers till their pips squeaked. I wonder if they might change their minds then?
    I’m no fan of Farage but Cunts Bank claimed he was racist with absolutely no evidence. Plenty of fun loving Arabs and Russians use their bank. All of whom are liberal and honest as fuck.

    • The Coutts Bank cunt who wrote the now infamous profile of Nige called him ‘a disingenous grifter’ and I believe made a reference to him having ‘taken’ Russki money or something along those lines. The latter’s a good one because Coutts has had links to all kinds of shady Russian types in the past.

  18. Yeah, I bet Coutts didn’t complain when King Chimpboy turned up with a couple of Harrod’s bags stuffed with dirty A-rab money in used fifties. Didn’t cancel that light fingered cunt did they?

  19. I’m fucking sick of these pro-EU, anti-Brexit, well heeled Islington chattering class lefties.

    Mateless is unfortunately just one of many (and fucking ugly with it).

  20. This cunt is always shamelessly biased and in on way impartial like she’s supposed to be. Endless whining about Brexit and her sneering at ‘Trump’ (she never called him President Trump) when she was on Newsnight.

    And it always made me laugh/bent my head when daft cunts called Maitlis ‘sexy’ and the ‘thinking man’s crumpet’. Maitlis has a chin that would put Brucie’s to shame. She looks like a trannie version of Jimmy Hill. When I was a lad, there were sexy ladies on the TV news and stuff like that. Joan Bakewell and Anna Ford come to mind. Maitlis looks like one of Worzel Gummidge’s heads. The Remainer Democrat Gobshite Head.

  21. First thing I saw Maitlis in was Chorlton and the Wheelies.
    She lived in a kettle and it was guarded by toadstools with eyes.

  22. When that intolerable cunt Coogan did his ‘Woke Partridge’ series for the BBC. Not only did he fill the programme with ‘strong’ wimmin, dark personages and blatant BLM propaganda. His now beyond a joke Partridge character shamelessly arselicked Emily Maitlis as she appeared on it. How can (Coogan’s words) a ‘Brexit voting sexist bigoted right wing dinosaur’ like Partridge suck up to a fanatical leftist zealot like Maitlis? Inconsistent shite and a load of steaming cunts. Cake and eat it BBC bastards.

  23. She has all the appeal of a wasp. Can’t even stand to look at her, never mind listen to her biased bilge.

    I gave it about 30 seconds with her rant on Farage and turned her off.

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