Dead Pool [299]

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Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Pool 298 by picking the prolific film and Television actress Sarah Lawson who has died aged 95 from cancer.

On to Dead Pool 299

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

48 thoughts on “Dead Pool [299]”

  1. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Liza Minelli
    Carol McGiffin
    Sally Thomsett

    Arrows, Paul.

  2. Alan Greenspan
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Annette Crosbie
    Nancy Olson
    Eddie Stobart

    Nice work Paul M.

  6. Congratulations Paul M.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  7. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

    Great picking, PM.

  8. Lucy Letby (please let it happen)
    Donald Trump (will probably be Epstein’d)
    Septic tank Blatter
    Bobby Charlton
    Geoff Hurst

  9. Congrats Paul Maskinback

    Alan Bennett
    Tim Curry
    Richard Dreyfuss
    Bill Cosby
    Menzies (Ming) Campbell

  10. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird
    Billy fucking Bagg
    Sandi Tossvikg

    Good shooting PM.

  16. Volodymyr Zelensky (I hope – wouldn’t surprise me if he’s Epstein’d for being too greedy)

    Bill Clinton (rapist, war criminal)

    Timothy Dalton (would be sad, superb actor)

    Justin Bieber (strikes me as capable of going off the deep end)

    John McVie (hasn’t looked well for years, sadly)

  17. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck, Masky.

  18. Stanley Baxter
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on, Paul.

  23. Mel Brooks
    Henry Kissinger
    Raul castro
    Gene Hackman
    Britt Eckland
    Jackie Stewart

    Bang on PM

  25. I remember her from 1968s ‘The Devil Rides Out’, with Christopher Lee, Charles Gray and a young Paul Eddington and Patrick Mower. A classic Hammer Horror outing.
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    Virginnia Mckenna
    Cleo Laine
    William Shatner
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley

  26. Barry Manilow
    Charo (dancer, singer, married Xavier Cugat)
    Max Baer Jr. (Jethro)
    Pat Boone
    Robert Duvall

  28. Jilly Cooper (well overdue for return to the Devil’s library).
    Joanna Lumley
    Camilla – (Shergar impersonator)
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

    • Joanna Lumley gets right on my fucking nerves with her “ooooh, the swinging sixties” shite.

      Wouldn’t be missed.

  29. Welll done Pau

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall

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