Dead Pool [297]

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Congratulations to Cuntalugs who correctly predicted that legendary chat show host Michael Parkinson would be next to conk out aged 88.I wonder if Parky got a free parker pen just for enquiring at the pearly gates?

Onto Dead Pool 297

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Deadpool wind are based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

55 thoughts on “Dead Pool [297]”

  3. This my original list posted this am.
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Johnny Mathis
    Henry Kissinger
    James Whale
    Dick Van Dyke

    • Three more if I do not get back Kissinger, Whale and Van Dyke

      Crew of the Space X Falcon 9 Space Mission

      Konstantin Borisov
      Satoshi Furukawa
      Jasmin Moghbelli

  5. Parky was always worth watching, and a legendary interviewer IMHO.
    I will always remember him interviewing ; Tommy Cooper, Peter Ustinov, Ali, Billy Connolly, Les Dawson and the infamous Rod Hull & Emu. RiP sir.
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    Virginnia Mckenna
    Cleo Laine
    William Shatner
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley

  10. Watching Dickie Bird being interviewed about his death was genuinely upsetting. The man was clearly heartbroken.

    • Parkinson at least talked to his guests, and there were some great moments on his show. Today’s chat shows are about the presenter and not the guests. Everything has to be a ‘laugh’ and childish props and ‘jokes’ are used instead of real interviews and discussion. Those two cunts Norton and Woss being the most guilty.

      • Norton and Woss are just copying the dead format of US talk shows. Cut to a break every ten minutes as well.

  13. I wonder if he croaked of Emu-related injuries… Alsa and alack, we shall never know.
    Jilly Cooper
    Queen Camilla of the Cotswolds
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  14. Prigozhin killed in plane crash.A former pick by the looks of it as I can’t see his name on this one.

    • I had Yevgeny Prigozhin before – someone nicked him so I moved on.
      A dead cert Putin wouldn’t let him live long….
      Unless he’s really in Salisbury

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