Congratulations to Cuntalugs who correctly predicted that legendary chat show host Michael Parkinson would be next to conk out aged 88.I wonder if Parky got a free parker pen just for enquiring at the pearly gates?
Onto Dead Pool 297
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.
5)Deadpool wind are based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Gene Gotti
Dominic Chianese
0
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jonnie Irwin
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Norman Lear
0
Halfwit Harry Hewitt
Me,gain Sparkle
Daniella Westbrook
Katey Price
Putin
0
Frank Field
Matteo Messini Denaro
David Graham
Mangosuthu Buthelizi
Mario Zagallo
0
Mel Brooks
Bob Barker
Henry Kissinger
Gene Hackman
Imelda Marcos
Good Darts Cuntalugs
1
Sorry – taken – Rosalyn Carter over Kissinger
0
Harvey Price
John Astin
Sandi Toksvig
Doreen Lawrence
Ram John Holder
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
Well done Cuntalugs – I thought he was already dead!
1
Michael J Fox
Eddie Izzard
James Hetfield
Maggie Smith
John Goodman
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck, Luggsy.
1
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Carol McGiffin
Sally Thomsett
0
Edna O’Brien.
Michael Craig.
George Chakaris.
Thelma Holt.
Jeanne Moody.
0
Gudrun Ure
Roger Corman
June Spencer (The Archers)
Patricia Routledge
Richard Wilson
0
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
Desmond Morris
Norman Jewison
Terry Carter*
* Real name John Everett DeCoste. US actor known for being the “well tanned” token Pvt Sugarman in The Phil Silvers Show (aka Sgt Bilko), Dennis Weaver’s partner Sgt Joe Broadhurst in McCloud & Colonel Tigh in Battlestar Galactica.
0
” ‘Appen my next guest is, ooh, bugger that’s a hot one, Bielsebub…”
Colin Jeavons
Tony Soper
Quincy Jones
Sarah Lawson
Peter Jay
1
Bobby Lennox ( Lisbon lion )
Rob Burrows
Willie Nelson
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
PAUL GASGOINE
0
June Lockhart
Dick Van Dyke
James Hong
Marion Ross
Earl Holliman
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
Bruce Dern
Ray Reardon
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on Cuntalugs.
1
Well done Cuntalugs
My usual, who seem to be indestructible:
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Glynis Johns
Sandy Gall
Mohamed Al-Fayed
2
Robert Redford
Derren Nesbitt
Patrick Mower
Richard Chamberlain
Michael Aspel
0
Micheal Caine
Prunella Scales
Tim West
Joan Collins
Billy Connolly
0
James Earl Jones
William Daniels (Voice of KITT)
Douglas Hurd
Jim Lovell (Astronaut)
Peter Higgs (Boson namer)
0
Dame Joan Plowright
Dame Vanessa Marx-Redgrave
Dame Julie Andrews
Dame Penelope Keith
Dame Joan Collins
There ain’t nothin’ like a Dame
2
John Prescot
Peter Purvis
Julia Bradbury
Gloria Hunniford
Pete Townsend
0
Don King
Stan Bowles
Esther Rantzen
Mike Yarwood
Ratko Mladic
0
Willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig, Pete Murray
0
Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Nancy Olson.
Nice work Cuntalugs.
0
Congratulations Cuntalugs
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
James Whale
Uncle Joe Biden
Hunter Biden
Bobby Charlton
Bill Bellichick
0