Dead Pool [296]

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Congratulations to Paul Masckinback who has won Dead Pool 295 by predicting the sad demise of South Aftican born acteess Doreen Mantle who had a prolific career in the UK but will be best known as Mrs Warboys in One Foot in the Grave.She also starred in Coronation Street and Father Brown amongst many other TV roles.Mantle was 97 and died peacefully at her home.

On to Dead Pool 296

The rules

1)Pick up to 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily on chronology of death.

55 thoughts on “Dead Pool [296]”

  2. James Earl Jones
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Douglas Hurd
    Jim Lovell (astronaut)
    Peter Higgs (Boson namer)

  3. Congratulations Mr M.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Norman Jewison
    Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Archie McPherson

  5. Clint Eastwood
    Paul Hogan
    Beast of Bolsover
    Linda Nolan
    Phil Collins

  6. Joni Mitchell
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Lord Kinnock
    Ritchie Blackmore
    Noam Chomsky

  7. Robert Wagner
    Judith Chalmers
    Micheal Parkinson
    Joan Colins
    Michael Aspel

    I don’t believe it!

  8. Nancy Olson
    Alan Greenspan
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Eddie Stobart
    Annette Crosbie.

    Nice work Mr M.

  9. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Carol McGiffin
    Liza Minelli
    Sally Thomsett
    Hi

  10. Congratulations Paul

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  11. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  12. Hank b Marvin
    Bruce welch
    Eric Clapton
    Richard smith worlds second best guitarist
    Tommy Emmanuel world’s best guitarist

  13. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  14. Sir Michael Caine
    Sir Chris Bonington
    Dame Joan Plowright
    Dame Vanessa Marx-Redgrave
    Dame Suzy Izzard (more in hope than expectation)

  15. Jimmy Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Roger Corman
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Tip Top shooting Mr M.

  18. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  22. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on Paul.

  24. Well done Paul

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Sandy Gall
    Glynis Johns

  25. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck the Masked Paul.

  26. Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Camilla, “queen” of the Cotswolds.”
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman.

  27. Thanks all.

    RIP Mrs Warboys

    Colin Jeavons
    Tony Soper
    Quincy Jones
    Sarah Lawson
    Peter Jay

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