Congratulations to Paul Masckinback who has won Dead Pool 295 by predicting the sad demise of South Aftican born acteess Doreen Mantle who had a prolific career in the UK but will be best known as Mrs Warboys in One Foot in the Grave.She also starred in Coronation Street and Father Brown amongst many other TV roles.Mantle was 97 and died peacefully at her home.
On to Dead Pool 296
The rules
1)Pick up to 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.
5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily on chronology of death.
Iris Apfel
Brigitte Bardot
Leslie Caron
Lee Majors
Jack Rader
0
Virginnia Mckenna
Cleo Laine
William Shatner
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
0
Edna O’Brien.
Michael Craig.
George Chakaris.
Thelma Holt.
Jeanne Moody.
1
Cliff ‘colostomy bag’ Richard
John ‘Cliff’s cum dump’ McElynn
Danny ‘cuntard of the highest order’ Dyer
Adam ‘boring twat cunt’ Woodyatt
Helen ‘scaly reptile, no chin’ Worth
0
June Lockhart
Buzz Aldrin
Mel Brooks
MarionRoss
Earl Holliman
0
Uri Geller
Bill Beaumont
Terry Waite
Frederick Forsyth
Gloria Hunniford
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jonnie Irwin
Ron Jeremy
Lauren Harries
Nick Owen
0
Katey Price -attention seeking cunt
Daniella Westbrook- The same
Halfwitt Harry Hewitt – the same
Me,gain Sparkle- The same
Andy Taylor -Duran Duran
0
Bob Barker
Niel Sedaka
Imelda Marcos
Gene Hackman
Dick Cheney
0
Greta Thunberg
Joe Biden
Mizzy
David Lammy
Sadiq Khan
0
John Savident
Joss Ackland
Sidney Cooke
Larry Goodman
John Woodvine
0
Sandi Toksvig
Harvey Price
Doreen Lawrence
Ram John Holder
Petula Clark
0
Don King
Esther Rantzen
Stan Bowles
Mike Yarwood
Ratko Mladic
0
Sam Elliot
Lulu
Prunella Scales
Tim West
Joan Collins
0
Michael J Fox
Clint Eastwood
James Hetfield
Maggie Smith
John Goodman
0
Shit. Mr.Eastwood nommed twice already (my bad) .. I’ll stick Judi Dench in his place…
0
PARKINSON BAGGED BY CUNTALUGS.
My list
Vanessa Redgrave
Johnny Mathis
Kissinger
James Whale
Dick Van Dyke
0