Illegal e bike riding scrotes are cunts. I’m getting sick of these fuckers blasting long pavements, hoods up so the can’t be identified.
It’s the same old same old, not enough police to police, criminal scum riding these things illegally on 5 or 6 different levels.
The only saving grace here is it gives natural selection an opportunity to rid the world of some proper low life scum once and for all.
Of course there are those who say poor little Kyle or what ever was an angel, but the reality of that is that he was a little cunt, got killed running from the law, so fuck em, you get what you get, but there really isn’t any point in trying to star spangle a turd.
So these usual thieving, drug dealing cunts, if there is a saving grace at least the usually Staffy body guard can’t get on the bike and enjoy the sudden halt of parked cars, brick wall or an ambulance.
Nominated by Fuglyucker.
Nice work DCI Gene!
Justifying the pay rise already.
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It’s the final contraption for the modern day humpback zombie to travel, whilst their now larger thumbs can tap away sending nonsense on mobile phones.
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Black hoody.
Scrawny cunt.
E Bike on pavement.
A common sight in many unfortunate urban areas.
It should be legal to hunt these feral arseholes with firearms.
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I’d not spend money on bullets and just use a brick. The stopping power is more than adequate.
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One of these cunts nearly took out our 6 year old daughter a few weeks back. I used a lot of naughty words in front of her but was pleased he did not stop as he’d be sipping food through a straw.
I cycle quite a bit but would never buy an ebike – all they seem to do is promote cycling like more a cunt than being useful.
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“bike” is misleading – they are electric motocrossers which bear no resemblance to a bicycle.
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Roads, Parks, Pavements, they want it all. Now remember the recent event in Huntingdon? Woman shouts and waves, off cyclist riding towards her on a pavement? Well the pedestrian was jailed for 3 years and is presently inside at Peterbrough ( may he be blessed ) Prison.
So we all know whose side the law is on. Object, wave off, upset with hurty words….3 FUCKING YEARS !
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Should have said the old biddy on the bike went off onto the road into the path of a car and was killed.
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All cunts, including those fucking e-scooters, who didn’t see this stuff coming, no point in making things illegal like riding on pavements or removing limiters, just ban the fucking things outright.
It’s never the cunts fault, always look to blame someone else, usually the police for trying to do their job.
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Sheffield city centre is full of the cunts, immediate oven the lot of em.
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Oven treatment for these clowns
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I recently saw a clip, from YouTube I think, of a recently arrived cultural enricher proudly showing off his brand new e-scooter, a gift from some misguided charitable organisation, so he could get around more easily.
No, he wasn’t disabled or infirmed in any way, a fit and healthy young man.
Meanwhile, ex-service personnel are sleeping in shop doorways.
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My mate builds his own E Bikes and makes his own batteries which are obviously illegal because his bikes fly up the road like a speedway bike
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I’ve built my own, using my old trusty mountain bike. It’s like shit off a shovel. To be fair, I go off road, not a fan of road riding, I like to get down and dirty.
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What’s the insurance situation with these E-scooters ?
Is there a third party insurance in the event of hitting a pedestrian or killing them ? I doubt it very much
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Every time one of these turds dies under a bus my 1st thought is ‘ Thats saved the tax payer a few quid ‘ Horrible little cunts with scabby parent.
May become a Bus Driver and do ‘ my bit ‘
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I would have loved on of these when I was a lad.
Did once put a Honda magic wheel into my Raleigh, no more pedaling up big hills near me..
Plod got me, under age/no license// no insurance/ no mot..? / No brakes/ no lights.
Great fun whilst it lasted.
Fined £15.00 / endorsement on license which I didn’t have yet and a bollocking of my father cause he paid the fine ( I had no money) + no Spence for weeks…🚲
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It’s getting fucking ridiculous now.
Last week I was on a main road and some cunt was weaving around in front of me on a motorised skateboard.
We have…..
Cunts on bikes. A national sport here in Spain so loads of the fuckers, especially at weekends.
Cunts on scooters. Not just school kids on their way there and back but also adults.
Cunts on roller blades. They propel themselves along with ski poles, taking up even more of the road.
Cunts on one wheeled electric skateboards.
Cunts in spaccer wagons who are more than capable of walking unaided.
I notice that none of these contraptions are ever parked outside of shops, bars and restaurants.
The fuckers that use them do so for recreation and exercise.
It’s not like they are going anywhere.
I have no idea why it’s acceptable to have fun and exercise on a flimsy machine which is untaxed, uninsured, unchecked for any mechanical defects and where the owner has not had any training, on our busy roads.
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Kids are always going to ride their bikes on the pavement. (annoying little cunts) But when grown adults ride their bikes on the pavement, and force pedestrians out of their way, that really boils my piss. Just like the fuckers who park their entire cars on pavements or on grass verges. Absolute bastards, utter scum.
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It’s amazing, Norman, how often I have my house keys held carelessly in my hand, as I squeeze past cars that are practically blocking the footpath.
Oops!
Sometimes, if the footpath is totally blocked, rather then endanger myself by stepping into the road, I either walk over the car, or hop into their garden and trample the zinias, whichever seems most appropriate.
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