Dine and dash

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To summarise, two couples with two small children consumed over £200 worth of food and drink, then fucked off without paying.

The hospitality industry is still struggling to recover and needs customers to support them, not rip them off.

This is a right cunts trick, and of course will ensure the any venue will be pay first, then get your food and drink.

I’ll let you knowledgeable people guess what sector of our wonderfully diverse community the thieving cunts are from.

Daily Record

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Looks like they are from the fat part of our diverse community in the video link. C.A.

67 thoughts on “Dine and dash”

  1. Scumbags, and that’s being polite.
    They should be tracked down and forced to work off the bill by washing every pot, pan and plate for a month.

  2. i fucking ate pi keys, they wonder why the world treats them like the cunts they are, Adolf wasn’t wrong about everything, these thieving, inbred, ginger cunts were should have been top of his list.
    The worst bit is the rest of the restaurants clientele wont be in a hurry to go back just in case they have to share the same space as these fuckers with the table manners of chimps, so its a quadruple loss, didn’t get paid for the meal, no doubt breakages, then the realisation that stuff is missing and a shed load of paying customers to boot.
    Shame you tell them to fuck off at the door, or they come back later and torch the place…

  3. Having looked at the menu, I am surprised these pikey, gippo cunts could pronounce halve of the dishes.

    I’d do a Snatch, set their trailer on fire.

    • They probably just pointed and grunted, like the silver backs and other simians they are most closely related to.

  4. Any shifty looking cunts should be handcuffed to the table whilst dining.

    So about half the population then.

    Good show.

  5. Id love to do a dine and dash from say Rick Steins, Marco pierre Whate, Claridges or anything that fat tongued cunt oliver still owns – off a big bill just for the fun of it.

    For a normal operator, its a complete cunts act so we hope all of them including the kids, got dysentery.

    • Ricks OK, he just likes Dick. White is Gorden Ramcunt’s mentor and Jamie is a little slag.

      • “… Ricks OK, he just likes Dick. …”

        Is he? … I thought there was a whiff of lilacs there.

  6. I’ve said it before but to me the fix for these bastards is to target their vehicles. Not one of them would have the full complement of road tax, insurance, MOT. Ground the fuckers and it would severely restrict their thieving.

    However, I know it’s not going to happen. Cunters may have noticed me whinging periodically about a car which was abandoned in our road early in the spring. It has no tax or MOT, the tyres are flat and it’s filled with rubbish. I believe pretty well everyone in the road has reported it to the various authorities several times. The DVLA do nothing. As for the local authority, it’s like speaking to idiots. I’ve had more rewarding conversations with our old tom cat. The police give a very polite answer which I would translate into Anglo-Saxon as; “fuck off, can’t be bothered.” As for our elected representatives, they all have the same method i.e. they don’t respond to or even acknowledge receipt of emails or messages left on voice-mail. So I think we can safely assume that the pikeys will carry on living by thieving unmolested.

    • Set the fucking thing on fire, Arfur.

      I can guarantee the police will be there, along with the fire brigade, in no time flat.
      Plus, a low loader to take the remains away the following day, and a team of council workers to repair the road.

      Works on our estate.

      • Follow it up by setting fire to a police station, the main council headquarters, the house of any MP in the area and anything that has a fucking Banksy daubed on the side.

      • Spray swastikas on it. Gone in seconds.

        Although if you’re caught on CCTV, you’ll get 10 years and your mug in the nationals.

    • Just get together with some strong neighbours and push it into the middle of the road so it is obstructing the highway.

      A call to plod and then they will have no choice other than to tow the cunt away.

    • “Set the fucking thing on fire,”

      “Follow it up by setting fire to a police station, the main council headquarters, the house of any MP in the area and anything that has a fucking Banksy daubed on the side.”

      “Spray swastikas on it. Gone in seconds.”

      “Or a big cock and balls, that works.”

      … with whispy bollock hairs and globs of jizz coming out the end an everyfing…

      And that backs up my earlier point; WE ARE the last repositories of rapid common sense solutions to everyday cunterosity.

  7. It is a cunts trick to leg it without paying for a meal, but unfortunately the world is full of cunts.

    If you own a bar or restaurant you need eyes up your arse as if it’s not the staff robbing you it will be the customers.

    The manager of this place was not vigilant.
    He took his eye of the ball.

    Then he complained to the press.
    The whinging fucker.

    I think that he is a useless cunt and he needs to take control.

    It must have been a slow day for news for this non story to get published.

  8. Were they Ooga-Doogas?

    G’Meefings: Me IS gan resTUrant eating for free. issa We-dder-spoons.

    B’dempap: Das an PLACE dey charge before you’s eat.

    G’Meefings: Gah. Jus put da hair on dee plate an BE-come ann-gree.

    B’dempap: We’s can raaaape un whitey for dessert.

  9. We know they were Pikies because they ordered dead dog and chips with ten pints of Guinness.

  10. For the life of me, I don’t understand why their faces were pixilated by the Record, but other newspapers who reported on this didn’t.

    Not only that, but they were identified by commenters and their location disclosed.

    Fugly gets the prize for correctly identifying that they are “travellers”.

    • This is how they bring their illiterate brats up, the cunts should have the little pikey,s took of them and put into care…

  12. There is the famous event where an Irishman went into a restaurant. Paid for it and dash off without eating it.

    • I’ll share a little story.

      I have a relative who works in team, stripping asbestos for Sheffield University.
      One of them is proper Oirish.
      They’re on a night out, near Christmas, and the relative comes back from the bar wearing a emerald green Santa hat.
      Oi, says Oirish, I should have that!
      OK, says rellie, heads for a tenner, tails for £20.
      Coin tossed, £20 handed over and off toddles Oirish.
      Says rellie, he really is Irish, int he? I just paid a pound for that, from the barman.

  13. There is the famous event where an Irishman went into a restaurant. Paid for it and dashed off without eating it.

      • I’m puzzled how it can post a 2nd time. Once I post, the text box disappears so there’s no button to click on again?

      • One of life’s little mysteries, Moggie, without which the world would a truly dull place.

    • How come Moggie, you didn’t criticise what he went into the restaurant and payed for in the first place. He could’ve been eating his own shit for all you know. In that case he needn’t have paid for it.

      • I can give you some advice on sending something repeatedly. Once sent, press the previous arrow and you’re back to where you were.

      • “He could’ve been eating his own shit for all you know. In that case he needn’t have paid for it.”

        Why not? Severn Trent collect my pee then I have to buy it back in the form of water.

      • That’s the reason for this farcical joke in the first place, because he’s Irish.

  14. I remember back in the late 70’s, if you had done anything like this, in the local Chinky, by escaping throug one of the toilet windows, or the fire escape, you would have been chased up the main road by a very angry looking meat clever weilding Chinease Chef. This event was witnessed many times.

    • There’s a Biffa Bacon cartoon where that happens, he can’t pay for his ‘fookin’ chips and gravy’ so gets done over by large machete wielding sweaty Chinaman.

  15. Surely no need to do that if your a minority now..

    Everything is free to everybody except white British people then it’s double..

    This enrichment ain’t free fellas..

  16. Set the dogs on the cunts if you hear that accent entering your premises.

    I’d have at least told them we’d sold out of everything after their starter.

    Viz got them right, before they apologised, the soft twats.

  17. How vulgar.

    I’m adored by landlords, serving wenches, and waiting staff.

    Those gypsy people are no better than sooties.

    You want to be welcomed in a hostelry.
    Feited in a public house,
    And charmed in a Inn.

    Those magic words

    ” The usual?”

    A bond between landlord and customer.
    Gypsies are unaware of this.

    That nice Mr Hitler was right about them.

    30 minutes at gasmark 6

    • I saw this, did consider a nom, but I’ve just nommed some tits, so I’m holding back.

  19. How many times to you go in a restaurant usually a chain cheap end place see or hear them and think I’m not staying
    Everywhere they go is trouble threats and aggression they know it works
    Minimum wage folk don’t want a good hiding male or female let ‘em go try not to let them book
    I once sold commercial vehicles the only nasty bit was them .
    Spoons has them but as with all customers you pay first .
    Most hate them more than dinghy divers just

  20. a point of interest here my niece is the chef at this pub/restaurant, and these pi keys cum have finally been shamed into paying, and left a tip.

    • Nice one👍

      Good to hear.
      Although to be fair the Cornish Pasty company are no better than gyppos.

      The fleecing twats.

    • Fucking hell!

      Well, that’s a good ending to a nasty story, and I’m well pleased to hear it.

      I bet the excuse was ” I thought he/she had paid” from the cunts.

  21. If it had been a Chinkey restaurant there would have been ninja death stars thrown by the chef tracking them along the wall as they fled. And if caught they would have ended up on the menu. Velly Velly rong memories.

  24. The fucking caravan club, again.

    Who’d have thunk it ?

    Vermin.

    Send in the Dirlewanger Brigade.

    That’s better.

    • Send in the Dirlewanger Brigade?

      And Porter, Tiny, Old Man, Sven and the Legionaire 🙂

    • During the cough, within the county where Im from, a farm machinery and tractor hire come seller and of high end equipment locked his gates as he had to attend a bereavement
      No tractors or machines were stolen, but 3000 gallons of diesel disappeared from his fuel tanks.
      He duly called the Garda and they responded to his call.
      They inquired have you any evidence to support your claim.
      “I have it all on video from the surveillance cameras. as clear as crystal ” he replied.
      On viewing, the plain as daylight footage, a fleet of vans with tanks inside them (the ones they use for power cleaning and registrations and the clear facial recognition of the numerous cunts that stole his diesel, the Garda response was
      “We are aware of them, but if you are willing to go forward and press charges, you might be endangering your entire business” (burnt to the ground is what they meant)
      Needless to say he suffered the loss and life goes on.
      Lucky enough not to live any where near the cunts

      • Heard about that cunt who hosts RTE’s Late Late Show, who has been doing a Father Ted with ‘financial irregularities’?

  25. I despise the sense of superiority that pikeys and travellers have. Making out they are free spirits and different to the ‘ordinary joe’.

    Yeah, different as in thieving, fighting, skiving, inbreeding, not paying tax and so on.

  28. May have mentioned this on a previous cunting but I know a family who tried this at a Western-theme restaurant. There were a dozen of them. The trouble is the table was booked over the phone with a credit card.
    the genius of chavs.

  29. I have seen videos of the jungle bunnies over in that America place doing this, but never with their kids. It’s bad enough for “adults” (remember those, adults?) to do this, but to teach your children (cue Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young…) that is acceptable public behaviour in society (remember that, society?) is the apex of cuntitude when raising kids. Play a hippy record, maaaaan…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MZHGMn2E6c

    Rest in peace, Croz, you were one crazy cat.

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