Dead Pool [292]

Congratulation to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the death of the Veteran Britiish Actor John Nettleton who has died aged 94.He was best known for his roles in Yes Minister , Yes Prime Minister and The New Statesman specialising in authoritative figures.

On to Dead Pool 292

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.It is first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarilly chronology of death.

57 thoughts on “Dead Pool [292]

  1. Never new his name but remember his performances in Yes Minister / Prime Min
    well. Old school character actor.
    Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley
    Virginnia Mckenna
    (Yevgeny Prigozhin already nicked) so Alan Alda

  2. Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah, queen of the Cotswolds.
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman, The Ornamenting Dutchman.

  3. Kamal
    Maria Venuti
    Mohammed Mahatir
    Queen Beatrix
    Archbishop Hollingworth
    Good health to my picks that keep getting nicked by uncouth cunts.

  4. Pete Townsend
    Frederick Forsyth
    Holly Johnson
    Peter Purves
    Gloria Hunniford

  5. Tom Baker
    Jimmy cricket
    Michael parkinson
    Ronnie Wood

  6. Cliff ‘The Colostomy Bag Kid’ Richard
    John ‘Spear carrier for the above’ McElynn
    Bob ‘Vic, I’ve fallen’ Mortimer
    2 other daft cunts who are either batty men, n*gnogs, Speedos or other ner do wells!

    • Paul Henry off of Crossroads
      Jane Rossington also off of that fucking program

  7. Finally nap the Pool again. Old “legend” Tony Bennett snuffs at 96 and about fucking time. Thought I might die before the cunt obliges this time. Already recording me tribute album “I left my corpse in San Francisco” and turning a celebratory stage twirl.

  8. As is traditional I get first dibs on the next Pool please. I punt that Jim Davidson is ready to step into the dead man’s shoes. Keeping the rest of the previous list thus:

    Jim Davidson
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Tom Baker
    John Whale (broadcaster)
    Tommy Steele

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