Dead Pool [287]

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Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has gone and won Deadpool 286 by picking disgruntled genius Ted Kaczynski who went on to become the Unabomber notorious for bombing airports mailrooms and colleges in the US.He was 81 and died in prison yesterday from a suspected suicide following a long period of illness.

On to Deadpool 287

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

57 thoughts on “Dead Pool [287]”

  1. Jimmy Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Roger Corman

  2. Congrats LL

    The usual suspects:

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  3. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  4. Phillip Scofield
    Katey Price
    Daniella Westbrook
    Halfwit Harry Hewitt
    Megain Markle

  9. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck, Liquors.

  10. Desmond Morris
    Norman Jewison
    Priscilla Pointer
    Geneviève Page
    Bill Rodgers (SDP)

  11. Doris Johnson
    Nadine Boris
    (Sir) Jacob Rees of Mogg
    Crispin Odey (disgraced, allegedly)
    Knickerless Ferrari (none big enough to fit; LBC or LGBTQI continues ad infinitum…)

  13. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  14. Henry Kissinger
    Bobby Charlton
    Noam Chomsky
    Ken Bates
    Lord Hezzelslime

  15. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )

    Bang on LL.

    • Clint Eastwood
      Phil Collins
      Eric Clapton
      Beast of Bolsover
      Celine Dion

    • You’ve nicked my Sandy Gall, you bugger EGC. His obituary is going to be interesting a life led to the full.
      Never mind I have replaced him with a national treasure.

  21. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Georgie Fame
    Ringo

  24. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns (Actress)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shopkeeper)
    Alan Bennett (Playwright)

    Well done LL

  27. Dick Van Dyke
    June Lockhart
    Mel Brooks
    Angie Dickenson
    Richard O’Sullivan

  28. Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richard
    John ‘Capt Colostomy Cum Dump’ McElynn
    Ellen ‘Rug munching bully’ DeGenerate
    Vice Admiral Timothy Lawrence
    Capt Mark ‘Foggy’ Phillips!

  30. Norman Tebbit
    Gene Hackman
    Anne Diamond
    The young faggot Schofield was bumming
    Prince Michael of Kent

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