Barely a day goes by without this malicious clap trap winding me up. Yesterday I discovered a new aspect to it* which has the potential to really hit me where it hurts (in the wallet š ). Net Zero ā it really is a cunt:
Ongoing ā 25% of your electricity bill is āenvironmental costsā.
Money Week Link.
Ongoing ā ULEZ charges of Ā£25/ day (on top of a Ā£15/day congestion charge) if you have to venture inside the M25 and you are too poor to afford an electric car.
TFL Link.
2025 ā Rental properties to have a minimum EPC rating of C to be allowed to be let to a tenant. Thatās around 18 million pre-1980 houses that could be very difficult/uneconomically expensive to update affecting 70% of the house rental market. You might not be a landlord or a tenant but Iāll bet itās not long before this pernicious requirement gets rolled out to non-rental house sales. The EPC on my old house states that to achieve a C rating I would have to fit a Ā£20k windmill. I kid you not ā utter bollox!
https://www.nationalpropertybuyers.co.uk/new-epc-rating-rules-to-affect-millions/
https://www.designingbuildings.co.uk/wiki/English_housing_stock_age
2026 ā sale of new oil boilers banned* The ivory tower on high has decreed that you will have to spend cĀ£20k installing a āheat pumpā (that wonāt work properly and will cost a small fortune to run) instead of 1/10 of that cost to replace your boiler if it packs up. Thatās 1.5 million people left out on a limb.
https://www.theecoexperts.co.uk/boilers/oil-boiler-ban
2030 ā sale of new petrol and diesel cars banned. Thatās 40 million drivers disadvantaged (whilst .9 million drive around smirking in their electric cars).
Forecourt Trader Link.
It is said that Net Zero will create wealth and reduce energy bills. The truth is itās costing us Ā£trillions while China, Russia and the developing world laugh their collective bollox off at our stupidity while they continue pumping out more emissions than 99 UKs could ever manage. Net Zero is the ultimate cunt!
Nominated by : Mikdys
Wood chipper treatment for these useless cretins.Them and us all along.Boils my piss.
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It is lunacy ; I wonder how long it will be before āour bettersā realise that the whole project is bollocks.
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Probably not far away!
The lunacy is slowly dawning on more and more and I am very optimistic that the dawning will gather momentum as it starts to hurt more and more.
I think that one of the first things we will very soon see is the back-peddling of the fucking stupid idea to ban the sale of new petrol/diesel ICE in 2030. Because there are so many engineering/socialistic problems, never mind the fact that the infrastructure will never be there to support it, the govt will announce that from 2030 only ‘Hybrid’ cars will be sold. Thus saving some face, whilst not completely ditching the fucking idiotic idea.
But soon I hope to see the emergence of a new common sense party (Reform, by any other name), starting to shout very loudly about the UK policies that the huge majority of this country want to see.
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“It is said that Net Zero will create wealth and reduce energy bills.”
It will. For the rich. The poor will die. It’s what they’re after.
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Looks like heat pumps are now being outed for the scam they are:
https://www.homebuilding.co.uk/news/calls-for-immoral-heat-pump-scheme-to-be-scrapped-amid-disappointingly-low-uptake
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Indeed MJB,you will also notice our Masters are awfully quiet about the potentially immense cost of having new pipes and radiators fitted to make these heat pumps even remotely useful,amongst all the other tripe.
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Net Zero is utterly pointless. We may well reach it as a nation, but the planet won’t, which is the only way net zero is anyway meaningful, as as the CO2 concentration is 415ppm and beyond the point of no return for decades of warming, none of it matters anyway.
It’s just about controlling our lives for its own sake.
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MAYDAY ! MAYDAY !
What’s all the fuss ?
It’s only the 1st of May.
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1st of May, 1st of May
Outdoor Fucking begins today
But as is usual it do rain
So we fucks off indoors again.
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I thought Co2 went up after the planet naturally warmed, not the other way around.
Even if the bollocks printed about The Climate āCatastrophyā was correct, us bankrupting the Uk whilst China, India etc carry on regardless seems like the most stupid policy Iāve ever heard.
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One of the biggest contributors is the internet. Not that any of this shit matters, it’s just a grift and to get the plebs off the overcrowded roads.
However…
Turn the internet off for around a week and we can watch Greta and the all the XR/Just Stop Oil cunts top themselves.
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People are fighting back.
Heard of ‘ blade runners’?
They are people who go out regularly to sabotage/destroy ULEZ cameras in Saddick Khan’s caliphate of that London.
But not just there!
I know for a fact one in Strines was attacked.
Here they are.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1764345/ULEZ-vigilantes-cameras-sadiq-khan-london
So, if you want direct action, ..
Fill your bootsš
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I’m not going on a vigilante camera destroying mission. Not with my emmas.
I’d be one of those cunts they’d make an advantage of and get 5 years anyway.
Too good looking for me own good.
I’m not brave like our Foxy.
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Cuntybollocks @
I can’t say I blame you!
But it was directed towards the ISACs who call for direct action,
Not you pal, š
People say about apathy and keyboard warriors,
Here’s the answer!!
I expect many are tugging on balaclavas and getting out the bolt croppers as I type?
Anyone taking up ‘Blade Running ‘ let us know how you got on.
If anyone does ( Cunty Chops? )
Let me know.
I’ll come and foot the ladders for you!
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Oh no worries MNC, I should’ve realised you knew I was a lazy, selfish cunt (but really, really good looking )
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Cuntybollocks,
Like you I like to have room to put my feet up on the life raft.
I’ve eaten all the ration packs earlier
And as for getting dragged into other people’s madcap laughs?
Not a fuckin chance!š
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Too right MNC.
I could do without the stress of all that hullabaloo.
Might create a few worry lines on my incredibly handsome and perfectly chiseled face.
Fuck that. The world can burn first.
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Yep, I’m not bothered by the coppers, some ducky judge,
But the bollocking off the missus just isn’t worth it.
Besides,
I’ve just put on a guava face mask and its from the Body Shop!
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Itās that Tommy Robinson, must be, he gets the blame for everything else š
Or as Suck my dick Khan said, far right, vaccine deniers, anti lockdown andā¦.. drum rolllā¦.. Conservatives š
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Excellent news (for a change)š
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According to the Royal Inst of technology in Sweden, the internet is responsible for 10% of global energy consumption, so it might not hurt if the greenies are that bothrred.
A week without virtue-signalling? Fuck the planet.
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Indeed CP.
I think a week without internet access would make Greta go full mental. She’d be high on meth, doing scat porn with dogs, before the week was out.
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It’ll be one thing for Our Betters to swan round in electric cars and live in eco houses without gas boilers (which will all be on expenses,naturally)..
And quite another for the plebs to put up with these “policies”..not one of the fancy cunts who espouse this climate change arsepiss can explain how we can pay for a Tesla or a complete remodelling of our houses,other than some vague guff about “the technology will become more affordable over time”..
It’s all lies and they are all corrupt globalist cunts.
Oven.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer-affairs/how-much-buy-heat-pump-cost-install-save-money-green-tech/
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We will NEVER achieve Net Zero, even if it were possible to get an agreement with the slitty eyed in Commieland.
The sooner Sunak learns that, and somebody tries to find words of one syllable to tell Kweer Starmer, “Sir” Ed Davey, Caroline Lucas and Ed Miliband that fact, the better.
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A firing squad for the political dross might sharpen their minds and ensure a rethink on all this bollocks.
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Build a nuclear reactor. Use the MPs and lords to shield it.
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I’ll gladly keep out of the Caliphate inside the M25, Suckdick’s friends can start paying their own way.
What I won’t do is give in to eco loons.
If it comes to it, I’ll fell trees with a preservation order on them, saw them up, and burn the logs to provide fuel.
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C02 is apparently 0.04% of the atmosphere, if it doubled overnight would anyone notice, or give a fuck.
…..the plants might like it.
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the 0.04 figure is not really an argument against the fashionable narrative, as scientists are more concerned about the concentration in parts per million, which is now beyond the point of worrying about.
Rushing to some net zero goal is completely pointless, and probably always has been given the developing world.
it makes no sense to worry as it is not an existential threat, unlike something like a supervolcano, which humsnity would not have time to adapt to.
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What happened to the Ozone layer? Used to hear about that daily now I can’t remember when I last heard the word. Is it still an existential crisis? Fell out of fashion did it?
Hey Al Gore! Why is New York not under water?
Stupid fucking cunt.
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Apparently, the ozone layer āmended itselfā:
https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/10/23547383/ozone-layer-hole-healing-world-meteorological-organization
The thing is these āexpertsā predict what will happen to the planets eco systems in the far off future when half a dozen Cray computers canāt predict to weather in a weekās time!
Doesnāt stop the politicunts jumping on a lucrative band waggon though does it?!
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Excellent cunting. Total madness will ruin whatās left of our economy and probably the westās economies around the globe š. Insanity
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Some surveyor cunt I was talking to the other day on site told me that new build houses are banned from installing gas boilers from 2025 and all gas boiler sales will be banned by 2030. Donāt know how true that is because Iāve yet to look into it but itās fucking ridiculous.
10 years from now this country will be totally fucked, run by carpet riders and lefty unwashed cunts who want us back living in caves and mud huts.
Oh it already isā¦
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Talking of carpet riders, I see that little cunt in charge of the rapidly dwindling SNP is getting his knickers in a twist about Trump. What a contrast between a man who gets things dine and one who has fucked up every job heās had in the SNP.
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At what point do people rise up and say ‘enough!’
Seems like never to me. I do my bit by spreading casual racism and refusing to vote, but I’m seen as a bit of an eccentric. I don’t think it has anything to do with my large fedora, monocle, donkey jacket and Cuban heels.
But I think people will sit there and take it up the arse from ‘our betters’ to the point of your leccy and gas bill being double a GP’s salary.
We’ll all be queuing for our stale bread and gruel after a 16 hour day after walking everywhere (even the bus costs a day’s pay for a short journey).
And the majority will say, ‘Well at least we’re saving the planet’ as Khan whizzes past in his armour plated, chauffeur driven, diesel powered Range Rover, before getting on his private jet to have a chat with Greta in NYC.
We are fucked and we deserve it, really.
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Ban on the sale of new petrol and diesel from 2030, they may as well say ban 75% of the population from driving. The EU are at 2035 but the Germans and others arenāt happy.
Germany has just closed its last nuclear power station so will be reliant on either coal or gas or getting some extra thick long johns.
The rush to net zero is purely political, all the time China and India and the USA are pumping out 50% of the worlds CO2 cutting ours to zero is pissing in the wind, how can anyone claim that the cost would justify the benefit. We like to first, best, bla, bla, bla.
ULEZ and LTNs are just the beginning, next will be penalties for using electricity ant the wrong times and over taxing the oil gas producers will ensure they wonāt be investing in the North Sea so energy security becomes even further away.
The policy should be what we need and not what will achieve net zero, removing the green levy would be a start and if it all fits with less CO2 then fine, if not then so be it
All this insulate Britain is great but the cost has to be affordable, do the most cost effective stuff like loft insulation and draft proofing.
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āthey may as well say ban 75% of the population from drivingāā¦
More like 97.5% of the population according to my back of the fag packet calculations!
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Only the UK and USA are the only cunts to destroy their economies. The rest carry on as normal.
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I hate to go against the consensus, but I’m all in favor of Net Zero. Fire up the oven and start pushing these so called environmental activists in until we have effectively reduced their number to Net Zero.
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On a more serious note, in New York State they are taking steps to ban Natural Gas hook ups for homes and businesses. While in California, they have passed laws mandating the use of electric trucks (lorries) state wide…(from diesels to pick ups if I understood the story correctly.)
These Net Zero cunts are more of a threat to civilization than then the climate change they rail against.
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Hasnt Californian gone bust yet?
i remember coverage of the wildfires there by the BBC.. To really emotionally blackmail peolle they filmed a guy crying over his dead cat, which hat perished in the fires. they couldnt be any more blatant.
The BBC is now hyaterical over climare change, to the point it now has documentaries pulled from air for being biased (the one with LizBonnin crying and saying ‘isnt it time we just stopped eating meat’ like some stroppy little madam.)
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But, but
If we eat bamboo, the pandas will starve.
If we eat ferns, moss and small insects, pangolin will die out.
If we ignore all these soppy cunts, and carry on as normal, will the ecowarriors die out?
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Damn those space lasersā¦ā¦.šššššš
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Space lasers again?
The facts keep chasing you but you keep out running them.
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It makes me wonder who is the bigger fool, her, or those that defend her.
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Perhaps it is those who in the face of the facts still choose to believe otherwise?
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Perhaps if you had read her original tweet before she deleted it like I did, you might have a different opinion.
Unlikely I know.
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General, you truly are the gift that keeps on giving, if not the son of Gard. š
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The original tweet is posted in the Snopes fact check link.
Cunters can read it for themselves. Here it is again for at least the 4th time:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/greene-jewish-lasers-wildfires/
If you claim that you read Jewish Space Lasers in her tweet, then whatever you read was NOT the original tweet. And no matter how adamant you are, the historical record has the facts and they tell the truth.
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We’re not supposed to be baiting people with posts anymore, are we, especially with posts that are irrelevant to the nom.?
Just checking.
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I was watching the snooker the other day when they decided to have one of the presenters (a fucking woman, of course) do a piece on how green the city of Sheffield is.
Apparently this shit hole which was once famous for the production of steel has reinvented itself as the greenest city in the UK.
What this nonsense had to do with snooker was not clear, but that’s the BBC for you.
There are about 80 different groups in the city dedicated to different aspects of saving the environment.
It makes you wonder who exactly is paying for all these different groups.
One gobshite cunt said, “We all know how to reverse climate change, it’s just a question of us all doing it”.
He didn’t eloborate.
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That Belgian baldy is some player. Enjoyed watching him. Goes for everything. No fucks given.
Like Alex Higgins. Only bald. And Belgian.
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Sober?
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He seems sober to be fair to the bald cunt. Likes to get pissed up though by all accounts (has a beer belly and says he likes to ‘party’).
He’ll probably be in a coma if he wins tonight.
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Luca Brecel has been nothing short of incredible this last week or so in Sheffield.
He’s potting them in from the lampshades.
One of the most natural talents I’ve seen play the game.
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Iāve been watching on Eurosport to avoid listening to cunts like Virgo and Taylor trot out the same bullshit time after time.
āWhereās the cue ball going?ā
Around your fucking head if you say it again you cunt.
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This is one from the fat, Hebrew, pixie eared, flash in the pan Joe Johnson…..
“He has a choice of reds to go for, he can hold for the black or the pink. He has the blue available or he can play down for the baulk colours. He has choices”.
Useless cunt.
Virgo looks like a dosser now and his commentary is annoying.
Steven Henry is good on the microphone, obviously.
The guy that reads the game best is Alan McManus, in my opinion.
It’s a shame that they are both Scottish.
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“There’s always a gap.”
Aye, there’s one between your legs and my foot is going up there at 150mph if you say that again.
And sometimes there isn’t a gap, you daft cunt.
I would do Eurosport but that Jackson 5 presenter gets on my tits. And Joe Johnson trying to be Ted Lowe is fucking annoying too.
Don’t mind Davis and Parrot though. Or Taylor. And Hendry is good because he’s so honest. Admits he hates it when some cunt beats a record of his. Slagged off Selby to fuck for being a boring cunt. Calls out presenters for stupid comments (Hazel ‘Gilf’ Irvine, “98% potting success. It doesn’t get better than that Steven.” – Hendry says, “You could get another two percent.”) He’s a cunt, but I like his honesty and cuntiness.
But yes, Virgo is an annoying cunt. As is that cunt bint with the beehive hairdo.
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i guess he didnt get the memo about the CO2 concentration going beyond 400 ppm.
There’s no reversing it, you daft cunt.
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CB
Hendry is the only one I donāt mind on the BBC. Calls it as it is. His YouTube channel is a good watch too.
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I still can’t believe MPs are getting their gas and leccy for free. Keep hearing it.
That can’t be true, can it?
If so, I cannot put here what I wish upon them. Try and imagine…
…no, much worse than that.
Allegedly.
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Do you mean the taxpayer or summink else ?
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https://www.theipsa.org.uk/news/why-we-fund-certain-utility-bills
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“This is to ensure people arenāt put off becoming an MP by the thought of paying a second set of utility costs”
Oh, so if I rent a gaff for work purposes I can pass the utilities bill onto some muggy plebs. have I got that right ?
Despicable parasites.
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I love this planet, I especially love the way it rotates on its axis, it really makes my day….
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Very droll, JRC, but please don’t tease the Flat Earthers & lure them out of their foil containers.
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The only thing flat earthers fear, is sphere itself….
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Blimey I rent a building that is half 16th century and half 15th. It has bats in the loft and is listed. My landlord doesnāt do any maintenance and is tight wad. The place is on oil heating with a inglenook fire in one room and a ācondemnedā log burner in another. Whatās he going to do in 2028? The only reason I live here is that there are no neighbours and Iām surrounded by fields, so spoilt rotten.
Guess Iām as fooked as the landlord. Canāt wait to be moved to a 15 minute city and probably be stabbed in it, in about as many minutes of moving in.
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an inglenook, stupid phone
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Iām not totally sure about this, youād need to research it, but I think listed buildings may be exempt from this tomfoolery (I can only assume a lot of politicians live in them).
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Cheers Mikdys. I will research it, there probably will be exemptions. But not sure what is coming; strange times…
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I wonder how long it will be before this whole climate change/net zero/save the planet religion will be exposed for the baseless scam that it is?
When it is – and we all know it will be – I wonder how it will be spun so the protagonists aren’t seen as having been full of shit all along? We already know not one of them will raise their hand and admit they had it all wrong.
We’ve all got examples I know, but this past week we had “severe thunderstorms’ predicted with very high winds, massive down pours and hail. All very scary. Stay home, hunker down, stay away from windows and don’t go outside for risk of injury. This was supposed to kick off at 10PM, then 11PM, then it was moved to 1AM, then 3AM and eventually nothing happened. I realise weather and climate are two different things, but “they” can’t accurately predict what will happen in the next few hours, but know for absolute certain half of the US and Europe will be under water in 5 years and it’ll be like the Sahara desert everywhere all day every day. Oh do fuck off.
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Has anyone actually done any proper scientific research into how those hurricanes always manage to arrive in alphabetical order….
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And it’s outrageous that they use gender specific names. How dare they!?
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Hey MC,
Great minds think alike!
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Not only that JR, but at first they were all identified as women. Then they were identified as women and men.
Today’s question is; will the climate change nutbags now identify them as Trans-hurricanes?
Will Hurricane Michael be able to transition to Hurricane Michelle?
What about non binary hurricanes, gender fluid or gender neutral hurricanes?
And will adult Hurricanes be able to groom young Tropical Storms who have not yet matured into a hurricane?
So many questions!
To answer these and many others we simply need to…follow the bullshit.
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Recently bought a new build fitted with a heat pump, working fine till last January when the temperature hit -5.
Just when you needed it most, it didn’t measure up. Am currently in talks with the installers as to a solution….!
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Jolly good luck with that.
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Wood burner before next winter….š„
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Rip that sh1te out and install a gas or oil boiler while you can still get one Iād suggest (be cheaper to run too – savings will pay for the install work over a few years).
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The whole planet is laughing at this climate change science nonsense, even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up….
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I read recently that in 2019, China emitted more carbon, and other related poisonous shite into the atmosphere, than the whole of the UK since the start of the Industrial Revolution.
Go green?
Suck my bollox.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/environment/2022/11/07/china-pumps-pollution-eight-years-uk-since-industrial-revolution/
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All this and I need a new car ffs.
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Evening Mrs C. I hear TtCE has a nice Allegro. You could try making him an offer.
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It’s all a load of lying cunting bollocks, designed to ‘control’ us all. The more electrical devices includiong cars they can foist upon us, the more they can ‘see’ where we’ve been what we’ve spent and where. And if they think we’ve been there too often or they don’t want us going there again..simply fick a switch and everything will be disabled entirely or won”t allow us use it how we want it to.
The more info they put on apps instead of face to face the better they like it, and the fucking stupid gilli le cunts fall for all this tracking with the reasoning ‘ its th the modern way granddad’
You buch of cunts
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