Ian Clifford is a cunt, who is Ian Clifford ford I hear you ask, I’ll tell you.
Ian Clifford is an It engineer cunt as most of them are, but this cunt has been on the sick for 15 years, getting paid and is now suing the unfortunate company who employs this workshy cunt because they haven’t given the prick pay raises across that period of time. They have paid the free loading cunt sick pay for the previous 15 fucking years while he has been on his work avoidance scheme, but now that isn’t enough, the cunt wants more.
So in all fairness what possible injury/illness can stop you being a fucking It engineer, if he worked for me I would be dropping off 8 hours of work a day for this piece of monkey shit to do, 365 days a year and then making his life a living hell if he doesn’t hit his quota.
That or implode the company and reopen under a new name without the free loading parasite sucking on my ball Sack, honestly it’s such a risk employing people nowadays, if only you could just stop his money and see how long it is before this fucking bluebottle come buzzing around looking to do some work, I bet he is out of his wanking chariot the very same day.
So you sponging, free loading Clifford you are a treble cunt of the highest order, like a cockroach you would probably live through a nuclear bomb and still expect your money… What a cunt
Nominated by Fuglyucker.
I take it he suffers from a sore neck.
Having to transport that huge melon around..
That is one hell of a cod head.
How far back was the photographer?
Works for IBM? they still around.
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They won’t be much longer if they are willing to pay sick pay for 15 years.
That is way over what employment law requires, and makes me wonder why? Big business is not known for its big heart. I think (not sure) they were obliged to pay for 3 months, then he moves onto Statutory Sick Pay, glorified dole money. Then they are entitled to dismiss him after 2 years as he is medically unfit to fulfill his employment contract.
There is definitely more to this story.
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What, no holiday entitlement?
You bastards IBM.
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If I worked for a company that paid sick leave for 15 years then they wouldn’t see much of me either.
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Ian Clifford, the man with no shame.
How’s he getting away with that then?
He’d need a valid sick note off a doctor.
What sort of wooly contract has it where employees can take the piss to such a degree?
Get in a private detective to watch him for a month.
Gather evidence proving he’s fit for work.
Sack him for gross misconduct,
Then sue him for obtaining money under false pretences.
Hats off to the cunt for cheek though.
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£54000,00 a year on the “sick”…!
£1000,00 a week on the “sick”…!
I don’t think most folks would be moaning about that.
Arsehole…💩
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He looks soft.
Speccy, round faced,
Looks like his photo should be under a headline
“Guilty! Child sex ring convicted”
Suspect claimed he was in work found to be untrue.
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Glass back syndrome.
Bet he signs on too.
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Glass back syndrome.
Bet he signs on too.
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Glass back syndrome.
Bet he signs on too.
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Bet he signs on too.
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Bet he signs on too.
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Your stutters getting worse Odin.
You should see a doctor.
Go on the sick!😁
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Repetitive posting syndrome. No known cure. Brought about by apoplexy at the high levels of cuntitude in the UK.
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I was going to cunt this man myself the other day, then I read that the has stage four leukemia, so is terminally ill, and such scruples as I have left, compeleld me to think “there but for the grace of God……” and withdraw.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12087047/Terminally-ill-IBM-worker-sued-company-not-raising-54k-salary-speaks-out.html
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Thanks for the information WC and I would certainly cut the guy some slack now I know that. I’m still inclined to think however that in his position I wold rather do some sort of work on line from home than have nothing better to do with my time than contemplate how soon I will fall off my perch.
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Surely not had S4 leukemia for 15yrs, that must be a long survival period..?
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Nightmare for the company for this cunt to last 15 years, not to mention is sueing them for pay raises, I bet they thought 2 or 3 years topps, now they must be concidering a sniper
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He didn’t go on the sick with Leukemia; it was a ‘work related injury’ that boiled down to his mental health. The cunt also took action to get paid extra for his holiday entitlement while on the sick, despite already getting paid for 365 days a year of holiday. They paid him an extra £8k just to fuck off that time but it seems even IBM are now tired of the grasping cunt.
The fat twat played IBM’s sickness scheme like a fucking fiddle and it’s quite ironic that he subsequently developed a truly nasty disease that would have actually justified his previous treatment.
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This is why stinking foreign cunts are falling over each other to get to the Land of Milk and Honey. Soft touch, weak and pathetic…….just help yourselves boys! It’s Christmas every day!
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C’mon now Freddie, it’s Winterval, not Christmas. Let’s not upset our Islamic friends.
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The cunt has a LinkedIn profile..
I bet that’s a good read..
Are you looking for a financial drain on your company?
Have vast experience in shopping online at amazon.
Have my own chair and are willing to travel nowhere.
Don’t bother contacting me as I am currently watching porn-hub.
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I’m not sure what kind of employment contract would provide indefinite sick leave. Usually these are limited to 6m full pay then reducing to 1/2 full pay up to 12m max. Before then the employer/employee would usually negotiate some lump sum payoff for the employee to leave.
Not sure this guy is a cunt if sick pay in perpetuity is what his contract of employment provides. Blame the company instead – they clearly have employed Katie Price to write their policies.
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I would very much like to know more detail on this case. I was a field engineer in IT for half a century until I retired. That means I drove around the country, literally from Aberdeen to Penzance, repairing or replacing failed hardware. When I had my cardiac event in 2016 I couldn’t drive for a while and therefore genuinely could not work. Now this character is described as an engineer but I’m certain he is not a hardware man and the fact he originally was a Lotus employee reinforces my view. Lotus were software developers. (I’ve always stumbled over the title “engineer” given to someone who couldn’t tell a screwdriver from a nutspinner and earns a living reading a screen and typing on a keyboard but perhaps that’s just my personal prejudice.) If my assumption is correct then I cannot imagine anyone who would be in a better position or more able to work on line from home.
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I couldn’t do it.
And I’m betting most of you couldn’t either.
A week off?.sure!
Catch up on sleep,
Recharge the batteries.
Maybe two weeks?
But then..
Bored, feeling a bit guilty.
They sound a good firm if a little naive in the sickness policy department.
He’s lucky to have a good job.
Because the idle cunt by rights is fit for nothing but being a draught excluder.
Paper weight at best.
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Good morning Mis and everyone.
Know your problem Mis?
You’re just a dyed-in-the-wool bloody grafter!
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Morning Arfur 👍
Just read above that he has Leukemia,
An feel guilty now.
You know who has a good sickness/ absentee record?
The self employed.
They hardly ever have a day sick.
Funny that isn’t it?
Maybe it keeps germs away or something?
I’ve never had a sick day in 10yrs Arfur.
The idea of losing money makes me feel ill😁
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I had a seven week spell off work, after my heart attack, bored to fuck, but knackered.
Couldn’t stand it any longer, so started back.
Used to go to the hospital for my physio with the Land Rover and trailer.
Then get straight out on the job 😄
Self employment is a wonderful tonic, LOL.
Morning MNC / all 👍
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Morning Jack👍
We are the best of British aren’t we?
Stout yeomen all.
Carved from the granite of this land🇬🇧
* Although I had 8month off for a splinter.
2 month for the injury
4month for the trauma and mental elf issue
And 2 month physio.🙂
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LOL 😂
Salt of the fucking earth 👍👍
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Know what you mean about the self-employed Mis. My missus has been self-employed from an early age. Never goes sick. However on both occasions she gave birth I must admit she took the whole day off!
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Hehehe 😄
Yeah, that sounds fair enough!
👍
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Push him into a vat of boiling water
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Don’t waste time heating the water, just drown him.
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True
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Sounds like it’s a health insurance policy,such as many large companies have..saves them having to work out sick leave,dealing with HMRC etc..
A grand a week until retirement?
What is he? An Afghan brain surgeon in the making via the dinghy?
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He started with the the old ‘mental elf’ issues and then developed Leukaemia, not having much luck is he, never mind he is getting £54,000 a year, until death or 65.
I wonder if his wife has enquired about what wedge she would get for ‘death in service’, could be a better deal if he croaks, ‘doctor, turn off the chemo tap’
PS, he looks like a quare
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As for Leukemia, if it’s the acute myeloid tyoe he will soon be dead.
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If I was his employer I would hope it’s very soon 👍
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When I first heard about this cunt I thought he was suffering from the 21st Century version of the bad back (depression and anxiety) Not so He’s just a lazy cunt who’s working the system give him the boot.👍👍
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My old dad worked for a while while having cancer.
He worked while having a tube up his cock too.
It’s surprising what you can do even when quite poorly.
This bloke could possibly work from home?
It seems churlish that having 15yrs on full pay he sues his in my opinion quite benevolent firm?
Even a token effort of going in the office to train junior staff or something?
Dunno, this just doesn’t feel right.
Not saying he’s not poorly but seems like he taking the fuckin Mick.
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Farmhouse loaf 🍞 wearing specs. Make some toast
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For all we know, he may have the company over a barrel and changed his sex in secret and became a famous IT girl of her choosing, without having to reveal a name.
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DSS sick pay is £5,400pa – to receive 10 times that and request an increase is taking the piss somewhat;
To want holiday pay as well? Isn’t not having to work like being on a permanent holiday;
It’d be comparatively cheap to put covert 24hour video surveillance on him for a couple of months until he gets caught doing a bit of DIY offloading rubbish into a skip with a wheelbarrow!
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I thought you could only get sick pay for 6 months and after that it’s benefits. Or maybe he’s on a special deal with his employer. Confused.com.
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He should be given work to do that requires the movement, flexibility and endurance called for by frequent trips to the fridge/cooker/larder, load bearing returns to the armchair and TV remote control followed by enthusiastic wielding of a knife and fork for eight hours a day. The fat cunt would have no trouble with that.
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Lazy square headed cunt
Paint some squares on it and use it as a rubik’s cube
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This man is no cunt. He is fucking brilliant at gaming the system. Don’t hate da playa, hate da game!
He’s made me realize that I’m a CHUMP!
I need to rethink the entire decision making paradigm of my life.
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Wasn’t this cunt deputy leader of the Labour Party under Jeremy Corbyn?
Think he went by the name of Watson in those days.
Him and his mate Carl Beech accused Leon Britton and Harvey Proctor of being kiddie fiddlers.
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Hahaha 😄
He does look like him!
Just needs a film of sweat.
Tom couldn’t stop sweating ,remember that?
Like he had malaria or something.
The fat cunt
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