Dead Pool [283]

1974: Canadian singer and songwriter Gordon Lightfoot poses for a publicity still to promote his album ‘Sundown’ on Reprise records. (Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

Congratulations to J R Cuntley who correctly predicted the demise of the Canadian singer songwriter Gordon Lightfoot who has died aged 84.

On to Deadpool 283

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they are already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily chronology of death.

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [283]

  1. Clint Eastwood
    Eric Clapton
    Phil Collins
    Beast of Bolsover
    Rev Al Sharpton

  2. Superstar Billy Graham
    Linda Nolan
    Christy Dignam
    Joanne Woodward
    Patrick Murray

  3. Henry Kissinger
    Jimmy Carter
    Bobby Charlton
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Pete Murray

    • I suspect they’re nearing completion with the ‘down below’ extensions being constructed for that first candidate on that there list ?

  4. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

  5. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Len Deighton
    Norman Jewison
    Desmond Morris
    James Burke (Tomorrow’s World)

  6. Daniella Westbrook
    Harry the halfwitt
    Megain Markle
    Katy Price
    Harvey Price

  7. Michael Parkinson
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Tom Skerritt
    Jonnie Irwin
    Shane Mcgowan

  8. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Sally Thomsett
    Lisa Minelli
    Dylan Mulvaney

  9. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall
    Mohamed Al-Fayed

    Well Done JRC

  10. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on, JR.

  11. Michael Aspel
    Frank Ifield
    Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
    Michael Fish
    Ryan O’Neal

  12. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hesleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable

  13. Always liked Lightfoot. Great singer/songwriter.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric burdon
    Alan Price

  14. Jimmy Tarbuck
    Mick Jagger
    Judi Dench
    Clive Anderson
    Adrian Edmondson

    • Someone pinched Tarby and Parky from my last one and only just noticed so I’ll replace Tarby with Ricky Tomlinson

  15. Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  16. Richard Wilson
    Loretta Switt
    Barbara Eden
    Christopher Biggins
    Jim Dale

  17. Ken Clarke
    Bernie Eccleston
    Jackie Stewart
    Jack Nicholson
    Eva Marie Saint

  18. June Lockhart
    Dick Van Dyke
    Mel Brooks
    Marion Ross
    Buzz Aldrin

  19. Eddie Stobart
    David Hockney
    Ted Kaczynski
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan.

    Nice work JR.

    • ps. RIP Gordon.

      I especially loved Sundown and Daylight Katie; I remember both laid back, dreamy summer songs from childhood.

  20. Doreen Lawrence
    Sandi Toksvig
    Ram John Holder
    Joan Collins
    Neil Warnock

  21. Ozzy Osbourne
    Josef Fritzl
    Ron Jeremy
    Michael Parkinson
    Bernie Ecclestone

  22. Sammy Gravano
    Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Dominic Chianese
    John Gotti Junior

  23. Congrats JR but you nailed a true artist.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  24. George Chakiris.
    Michael Craig.
    Edna O’Brien.
    Thelma Holt.
    Toni Palmer.

  25. Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    John ‘Cum dump to Colostomy Bag Cliff’ McElynn
    Sue ‘I didn’t shag Cliff’ Barker
    Delia ‘I didn’t shag the fucking wrong ‘un either’ Wicks
    Hank ‘I can’t stand the colostomy bag wearing poof either’ Marvin

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