Congratulations to J R Cuntley who correctly predicted the demise of the Canadian singer songwriter Gordon Lightfoot who has died aged 84.
On to Deadpool 283
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they are already taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily chronology of death.
Clint Eastwood
Eric Clapton
Phil Collins
Beast of Bolsover
Rev Al Sharpton
0
Superstar Billy Graham
Linda Nolan
Christy Dignam
Joanne Woodward
Patrick Murray
0
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstar_Billy_Graham
Congratulations to Shaun in order I think.
0
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Bobby Charlton
Lord Hezzelslime
Pete Murray
0
I suspect they’re nearing completion with the ‘down below’ extensions being constructed for that first candidate on that there list ?
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
0
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
Norman Jewison
Desmond Morris
James Burke (Tomorrow’s World)
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Peter Stookey
Paul Yarrow
Cliff Richard
Good darts JR
RIP Gordon
1
Daniella Westbrook
Harry the halfwitt
Megain Markle
Katy Price
Harvey Price
0
Michael Parkinson
Jimmy Tarbuck
Tom Skerritt
Jonnie Irwin
Shane Mcgowan
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Sally Thomsett
Lisa Minelli
Dylan Mulvaney
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Glynis Johns
Sandy Gall
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Well Done JRC
1
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Ray Reardon
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on, JR.
1
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
Dennis Law
Michael Caine
Terry Waite
Sue Lawley
Nerys Hughes
0
Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
Michael Fish
Ryan O’Neal
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
0
Always liked Lightfoot. Great singer/songwriter.
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Eric burdon
Alan Price
2
I agree, sadly underrated IMHO.
1
Jimmy Tarbuck
Mick Jagger
Judi Dench
Clive Anderson
Adrian Edmondson
0
Someone pinched Tarby and Parky from my last one and only just noticed so I’ll replace Tarby with Ricky Tomlinson
0
Joanna Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Richard Wilson
Loretta Switt
Barbara Eden
Christopher Biggins
Jim Dale
0
Ken Clarke
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
Eva Marie Saint
0
Michael aspel, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
June Lockhart
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Marion Ross
Buzz Aldrin
0
Eddie Stobart
David Hockney
Ted Kaczynski
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan.
Nice work JR.
1
Doreen Mantle
Colin Jeavons
Rolf Harris
Peter Jay
Nanette Newman
0
ps. RIP Gordon.
I especially loved Sundown and Daylight Katie; I remember both laid back, dreamy summer songs from childhood.
2
Doreen Lawrence
Sandi Toksvig
Ram John Holder
Joan Collins
Neil Warnock
0
Ozzy Osbourne
Josef Fritzl
Ron Jeremy
Michael Parkinson
Bernie Ecclestone
0
Ron Jeremy is a good call
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Sammy Gravano
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Dominic Chianese
John Gotti Junior
0
Congrats JR but you nailed a true artist.
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
2
George Chakiris.
Michael Craig.
Edna O’Brien.
Thelma Holt.
Toni Palmer.
0
Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
John ‘Cum dump to Colostomy Bag Cliff’ McElynn
Sue ‘I didn’t shag Cliff’ Barker
Delia ‘I didn’t shag the fucking wrong ‘un either’ Wicks
Hank ‘I can’t stand the colostomy bag wearing poof either’ Marvin
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