I’ve been worried sick. However:-
”Coronation coach has electric windows and air con”
Thank fuck for that. I am sure all cunters were, like me concerned, that the homeopathic moron and his horse would have to sit for at least 1/2 an hour in a drafty coach. In May no less.
At least some of the many 100s of £millions we are spending is being put to good use.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Del Boys battered Reliant Robin would have been good enough and a lot cheaper.
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The King’s coach.. as long as its not about he’s undercarriage.. even camill
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Even camilla won’t go near that.
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Flabbott might, her meaty flaps are knocking around now.
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If I were Charlie, trotting down the Mall, I’d bend Camilla over in the back and do her doggy style while the world watches.
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Buggering the disintegrating semi-skeletal remains of Princess Diana would also be rather amusing.
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Oooooh TtCE, you naughty boy 😂😂😂😂
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only if she wears a blonde bouffant wig and tiara, otherwise i would never ‘arrive’.
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He could maybe Knock one out whilst watching granny porn on his phone.!
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Would anybody be able to tell which way up she was?
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But, but…what about the climate crisis? He should be fucking walking like he wants the rest of us to.
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Moggie, you beat me to it.
A tandem would be the right thing to use Big Ears.
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If I were Charles lll as well as beheading Harry & Mrs Hewitt, I would insist me and the spouse were taken to the ceremony in this fine vehicle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRGq7ranxTw
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Is that her pulling it?
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This is what the Royals are reduced to driving around in to avoid paying Kublai Khan £12.50.
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Beautiful Coach, ( Coachwork ) My old Grandad was a Coachbuilder in his living days making the coachwork for the newly ordered electric trams of his day. Workmanship was outstanding. One example on which he worked is now preserved in the tram museum in Crich. If you havent been to Crich, you don’t know what you are missing.
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I would give the horses the day off and have a team of migrants, benefit spongers and WFH civil servants pulling the bloody thing.
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Excellent idea, get some driver on steroids armed with a bull whip and the crowds to pelt them with dog shite.!
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Harry Belafonte in the dead pool anyone? Actually, has it been set up after Len Goodman, not seen it.
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And yet another one I thought had died years ago.
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I think it was Wiffy Mcwiffy.
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Bugger it, dropped my H
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Puffs carriage that is.
2 previous owners.
Elton John an Liberace.
20 mile on the clock but stained upholstery.
I wouldn’t be seen dead in it.
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The Roach coach.
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Why the fuck has the coach got lights on it?
Did the people that built it imagine that it would be used at night?
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Like a skip!
They have lights on at night.
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I`ve heard that there will be flexible tubes inserted in the horses’ bottoms which feed into special containers to collect the `residue` so that it may all be recycled. Not sure about HRH & Camilla, though. I believe they are also training the pigeons to fly upside down to avoid any `crapulent` incidents.
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I’ve got a go11y w09 pinata for the coronation.
I’m going to film the kids smashing fuck out of it and send the footage to Doreen Lawrence.
‘ Dear Doreen
Thinking of you X 💋
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I just laughed so hard at that, a bit of wee came out. 😁
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Splendid, Mis
I’m sure she’ll appreciate the sentiment.
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He can shove it up his arse.Plys stick the horses up there too.Chimp boy.
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Plus.Racist phone.
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Wouldn’t it be splendid if the nags got startled by the random self destruction of a peaceful thus ensuring a panic stricken stampede whereupon Chucky Jug ears rattled about like a pin ball until finally a wheel falls off catapulting King Klown into a steaming pile of mong onlookers and their silly little plastic flags, hopefully crippling him and a few others.
Outstanding.
🎶 3 wheels on my wagon….etc 🎶
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Regarding startling the jumped up cuddies…
https://archive.is/LUC12
And that was with 1988 technology, a browse of what’s available these days on the Chinese bazaar that is Alibaba/Aliexpress opens up so many interesting COTS possibilities for anyone planning to indulge in a spot of the old DIY LRAD.
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Maybe Charlie boy is hoping to turn into a tampon at midnight….
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strip the gold from it to make up for the gold sold by the one-eyed scot at rock,-bottom prices and call them a fucking Rickshaw or Tuk Tuk.
welcome to London, courtezy of Sadiq Khan.
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They should just take Camilla’s teeth out and put seats in instead.
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Wouldn’t an Uber and then a finger buffet at the local working men’s club be sufficient? No one gives a toss anyway.
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I have yet to hear anybody say they’re going to watch it.
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Christ no, Moggie.
I’m going to jet wash the paving slabs, and touch up the paint on the doorstep.
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I am, I doubt that I will see another in my lifetime.
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Lèse-majesté LG. It’s as shocking as if Kweer Starmer had said that Anthony Blair was a geasy old leftie poofter.
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It’s like a fairy- tale isn’t it? I mean Meghan back in Montechito -‘Mirror mirror on the wall who is the Darkest of them all’.
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I have a cheeky tenner with my sister that the divorce willl be announced next week.
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They were rehearsing the flypast today, using Cranwell as the practice target.
Visible on ADSB Exchange were: several helicopters, including a Chinook, a (the) Lancaster, an Embraer Phenom, 3 C130s, a C17, an A332 Voyager, a Poseidon, at least two Eurofighters and a Dassault Falcon. That was just the rehearsal, and there were probably more than showed up on ADSB/Mode S. The number of aircraft on the day is predicted to be 68. The C17 – a notorious gas guzzler – burns 21,000 lb of fuel per flight hour.
The horsedrawn carriage offsets this completely, of course.
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As long as they strafe the English channel when they’re done, fine by ne..
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Hehehe 😄
Sarcasm at its finest 👍
Let’s compare carbon footprints your majesty!
Hello Komodo!
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Yo, MNC!
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Good job the lad’s got some money tucked away…imagine the congestion/clean air for slum dwelling dark keys tax on that gold fucker..
Have it pulled by four dinghies worth of foreign trash,dragging a shackled Suckdik Khan behind,who is lashed by the cat o’nine tails brandished by a leather bikini clad Princess of Wales..
Have it right.
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A black mariah is the ideal vehicle for transporting jug ears to the Bloody Tower for the beheading.
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Don’t let Diane abbott near it.. she will think there’s chocolate underneath and try and unwrap it.
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Looks gay as Fuck, something that Sam (the Man) Smith would go to Tesco in.!
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This coronation,
If it brings people happiness then fine.
I’m no royalist.
But if kids and the elderly get out to street parties and ordinary folk have a good time?
Good for them.
I don’t mind my tax money spent on that.
The government has spent it on worse!
It’s just I don’t want to be part of it .
I don’t respect him as a man nevermind a king.
I don’t really do enforced jolliness.
I’m planning on taking the dog in the peaks for the day.
Escape as much of it as possible.
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Plus another unpaid day off for us self employed.. maybe jug ears can reimburse us.
I will take the front left carriage wheel..
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Bagsy the CD player…
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#MeToo!
Evening Miserable. 👍
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Evening Ruff 👍
Does Mrs Creampuff go in for royal occasions?
Mrs Miserable might watch 5minutes,
But gets bored quickly.
I’ll duck as much of it as possible
But if people have a good time? 👍
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Lady C is every bit the monarchist.
Apart from Prince Paèdo and the Markles, obviously.
She’ll be glued to the box all day!
Will keep her out of my hair for a few hours – goes without saying that I’m dead keen on the coronation… 😁
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Will there be a street party Ruff?
With ….Quiche?!🤮
A neighbour of ours likes any excuse to try and get everyone out on the grass for a party.
I take great pride in never joining him once.
The mithering twat.
He loved banging pots for the NHS too.
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Maybe Ruffers could lace the coronation punch with some of his magic mushrooms? Imagine how big Charlie Boys ears would get or they might start flapping or something?
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Kids and the elderly shouldn’t be seen, let alone heard for that matter.
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