Wayne Rooney is a cunt,
Of course, we all know this, but the potato headed gimp has reached new levels of cuntitude. Rooney recently said, “Firstly I think the Glazers have done a fantastic job. They signed me in 2004 so they’ve been at the club for 20 years now and I think they’ve always allowed the managers to bring in the players that they want.”
First of all, he is thick as pigshit. The Glazers took over the club in 2005. Months after Rooney was signed. So that shows his stupidity. And as for his comments on the ‘fantastic’ American carpetbaggers, I have just this to say…
Fuck off, you spud faced, brain dead, clap riddled, wig wearing scouse cunt.
Nominated by: Norman
Yeah, but at least he was never in a team that got fucked 7-0.
By Scousers
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and I am never one to relish in another team’s misfortune (there but fro the grace of God and all that), I think it was great that it was in front of that old pisshead Ferguson.
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That Ferguson haunts old Trafford like a fucking zombie….👹
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He obviously thinks an arse licking will see him right with the Glazers. I’ve said it before, it should be law that all football clubs have a majority of shares in the hands of the fans. Maybe some sort of trust. Money has ruined football.
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Did he play for Man United?
That’s odd, I’m sure he said he’d never leave Everton.
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He is still not as big a cunt as Gary umbongo Lineker.
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….and neither of them is as big a ‘see you on Tuesday’ as semaphore signalling Fiona Fernandes, scrawny and greasy submarine-loving tart that he is. Dive, dive, dive!
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There’s a new do gooder helpline for depressed Mankers……..
0800 707070
Hope this helps.
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“This was not Man United” – Erik ten Hag
I checked and actually, he’s wrong. It WAS Man United.
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True Captian. Linker is a cunt in his own celestial space. Almost like a god of cunts….
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He is a footballist and a scouser so is by default an ocean-going cunt
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That said, he’s nowhere near the same level as Linekunt.
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Any game that England won and Linekunt scored in the FA should pay that country compo for playing a dirty fake Englishman.
Unless it was Scotland.
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The problem is the media love these ill informed dullards..
Asking their opinions on all manner of subjects, most of these dummies struggle to tie their own shoes..thank fuck for velcro.
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Say what you will but at least Mr Rooney (unlike Linekar) has never treated us to the unedfiying spectacle of shitting himself in his shorts on the football pitch, and he doesn’t do “social justice” in public – he porks loads of vag and pisses his money against the wall, like all real footballers do.
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Rooney is a strange chap, possibly a bit Downsey…what else could explain his bizarre predilection for shagging old grannies when he could have, at that age, have had his choice of any number of pretty, low IQ sluts?
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His choice was dubious but I’d take a ride with an experienced older bird over the vapid, tattooed sluts infesting the world these days.
Most plumptious, as Ken Dodd would say.
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When I say ‘older’, I mean my age.
Which is older.
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I am sure as he likes wizened old bags, Emily Thornberry, AnalEase and Yvette Violet Elizabeth Cooper would be queuing up for the chance of a long, hard, brutal shag. Especially Pixieballs.
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She would be in the queue behind the very fragrant Ms. Dianne Abbott.
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Rooney’s harmless enough. Lineker’s in a different league. Sorry.
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To be fair to Rooney, he came across as having a bit of dignity and composure at the time of the trial involving his Mrs and anvil face Vardy. If I’d have been Rooney I would have had all on not to give she with an anatomical similarity to the Lone Ranger’s saddle bags a bit of Roy Keane on Harland Snr. treatment.
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He is a bit of a cunt but the stories of what he fucked have been almost as funny as he coming out after the acy hands in air saying he made a mistake, and so far the cunt has kept off the BEEB as a full time know all cunt of football. And he dosent sell crisps.
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Never ask a footballer for an opinion on something. All thick as shit these days. Only questions rodney can answer are wheres the nearest care home and what flavour Lego is your fave?
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A mate of mine – a cockney lad – once got a building job in Alderley Edge. But he was told by his boss that there were strict instructions not to approach or even speak to the clients. Turns out it was the Rooneys.
But may mate did say that Coleen (Wayne’s Mrs) was actually very nice, she even brought the builders a cuo of tea and chatted to them. But Wayne, however, was complete cunt. He didn’t talk to any of the workmen, he didn’t even look at them. What a self important arrogant pile of Scouse pus….
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This is what happens when your head’s made of Lego.
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A lot of them are like that, Ron. I remember when Wes Brown and his toadies sauntered into a Manchester nightclub once. The staff and customers were told by Brown’s ‘man’ that nobody was to ‘approach’ or speak to Wes Brown unless he spoke to them first.
I’d sort of understand if it was Franz Beckenbaauer or Martin Buchan, but Wes fucking Brown? A baked bean headed cunt who was an average defender at best. His best ability was cleaning Jaap Stam’s boots.
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Did any of them shag her?
I bet Rooney is an abysmal fuck-stubby liite Oirish cock, sweaty, smelly and robotic.
Hopefully the builders pulled a train on her😀👍
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Football? Who the fuck cares!
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Nice graphic Admin, but who is the cnut on the left?
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He is ,without doubt, the ugliest man on earth. As a gay,I can say that.
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As a Derby County fan I’ll cut Rooney some slack as he managed us with dignity while our previous cunt owner ran us into the ground and could only find crooks to try and cut a deal with. Lineker on the other hand can eat his own shit stained shorts from Italia 90.
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I’m not a fan of footie. This cunt was managing Derby county for quite a while. He was always on BBC radio Derby, did my fucking head in listening to him . Every fucking sentence Eeerm Eeerm Eeerm. What a thick cunt he is.
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